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(Huffington Post)   Republicans get the coveted Jay Leno Endorsement. 'Republicans Really Laugh At Themselves More'   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 94
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2012-04-23 05:22:38 PM
I would like to see some examples of this.
 
2012-04-23 05:27:56 PM
I haven't noticed that at all.
 
2012-04-23 05:35:01 PM
*facepalm*
 
2012-04-23 05:37:21 PM

Lando Lincoln: I would like to see some examples of this.


Yeah ... this.

Though in a perfect world, it would be true, if only because of a greater wealth of material.
 
2012-04-23 06:00:26 PM
Well that's appropriate, seeing how neither Republicans nor Jay Leno are funny.
 
2012-04-23 06:03:31 PM
I laugh at Republicans more than I laugh at Jay Leno.
 
2012-04-23 06:10:16 PM
i like jay leno because he doesn't challenge my world view and still makes monica lewinsky jokes.
 
2012-04-23 06:13:32 PM
Republicans laugh at Jay Leno jokes because they require no thought and are harmless.

Jay's jokes are like very slightly enhanced condoms. A gentle ribbing and nothing else.
 
2012-04-23 06:16:04 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Republicans laugh at Jay Leno jokes because they require no thought and are harmless.

Jay's jokes are like very slightly enhanced condoms. A gentle ribbing and nothing else.


are you saying that you ejaculate at the end of jay leno jokes?
 
2012-04-23 06:20:48 PM
And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is why I stopped watching the Tonight show after Leno took over
 
2012-04-23 06:24:26 PM

Marcus Aurelius: I laugh at Republicans more than I laugh at Jay Leno.


Thats like saying one is greater than zero.
 
2012-04-23 06:24:33 PM
Its easy to laugh at yourself when your holding most of the money.
 
2012-04-23 06:32:33 PM
It's true, depending on your definition of Republican. The dopes trying to get on their ticket? Ehh... not so much.
 
2012-04-23 06:33:43 PM

thomps: are you saying that you ejaculate at the end of jay leno jokes?


Of course not. I am not a Republican.
 
2012-04-23 06:33:56 PM
Jay Leno's an unfunny sh*thead. That is all.
 
2012-04-23 06:35:16 PM
Jay Leno is still on the air?
 
2012-04-23 06:36:43 PM
Team Coco!
 
2012-04-23 06:39:44 PM
Well of course Republicans laugh at themselves more, if you pulled off the dumb shiat they do you'd chuckle as well.
 
2012-04-23 06:40:44 PM
It's funny as hell how the liberals suck Leno's dick while he kisses democrat ass, but get all "Huffy" when he doesn't.
 
2012-04-23 06:41:44 PM

thomps: i like jay leno because he doesn't challenge my world view and still makes monica lewinsky jokes.


Kevin, did you hear Monica Lewinsky is in the news. Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?

/you are reading this in Jay Leno's voice
 
2012-04-23 06:43:05 PM
Realizing After Six Weeks of Playing in Hobo Guts That My Taxes Are Overdue laughing, or I Must Have Been Drunk to Think an Entire Hooker Could Fit in a Bowling Ball Bag funny?
 
2012-04-23 06:43:53 PM

jehovahs witness protection: It's funny as hell how the liberals suck Leno's dick while he kisses democrat ass, but get all "Huffy" when he doesn't.


Dick and ass again.
 
2012-04-23 06:43:56 PM

jehovahs witness protection: It's funny as hell how the liberals suck Leno's dick while he kisses democrat ass, but get all "Huffy" when he doesn't.


Only the lame kids rode a Huffy.
 
2012-04-23 06:44:29 PM
Hey, look, it's Jay Leno pulling a Dennis Miller by sucking up to the bigoted, backward, rape-wand Republican party.

Jay must need some more money.
 
2012-04-23 06:49:08 PM
Jay Leno and Funny. In the same sentance?
 
2012-04-23 06:50:42 PM

jehovahs witness protection: It's funny as hell how the liberals suck Leno's dick while he kisses democrat ass, but get all "Huffy" when he doesn't.


Haha! Look at how stupid you are!

You should feel bad
 
2012-04-23 06:54:03 PM
Those humorless dicks? If you say so, Jay.
 
2012-04-23 07:04:16 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Jay's jokes are like very slightly used condoms.


At least, that's what I saw when I first read your comment.

And thought to myself, yyup.
 
2012-04-23 07:06:49 PM
Did you hear this one? You get this one? You hear this? .... Romney is traveling around the country with a plan to get America working again, while Obama is having orgies with Colombian hookers and spending all our money and killing American civilians.

Haha!

Amirite?
 
2012-04-23 07:12:36 PM
To be funny, you have to be able to poke fun at yourself. The Republican party is a cult of conservatism. Cults cannot make fun of themselves.

Ergo: Republicans aren't funny.
 
2012-04-23 07:16:30 PM
God, Jay FARKING Leno! The most unoffensive, unfunny, vanilla, don't-rock-the-boat conformist establishment jackwagon that ever walked the Earth.

He is the Archie comics of late night talk show hosts.
 
2012-04-23 07:17:46 PM

thamike: jehovahs witness protection: It's funny as hell how the liberals suck Leno's dick while he kisses democrat ass, but get all "Huffy" when he doesn't.

Dick and ass again.


It's funny as hell how conservatives are so fixated with dick and ass, but... well, that's pretty much it.
 
2012-04-23 07:19:21 PM
 
2012-04-23 07:20:59 PM
Jay can empathize with conservatives because they suck at comedy too.
 
2012-04-23 07:21:22 PM
Republicans laugh at themselves more? I dunno, I remember from last summer that they seemed to like that Obama impersonator until he started to mock republicans.
 
2012-04-23 07:23:37 PM
Is he the official comedian of the AARP, or is that purely an informal arrangement?
 
2012-04-23 07:28:22 PM
+1 to Team COCO
 
2012-04-23 07:46:53 PM
He knows his crowd. I think it's a safe bet to say there's an extreme overlap between the two groups.
 
2012-04-23 07:50:04 PM

TV's Vinnie: God, Jay FARKING Leno! The most unoffensive, unfunny, vanilla, don't-rock-the-boat conformist establishment jackwagon that ever walked the Earth.

He is the Archie comics of late night talk show hosts.


Actually, since Archie comics features and openly gay character and has gone on record telling boycotters to, basically, piss off, I'd say that Archie Comics is higher on the entertainment food chain than Leno.
 
2012-04-23 07:59:29 PM
Have you read about this in the newspapers? Have you heard about this?
 
2012-04-23 07:59:37 PM
So what? The Dems laugh at the Repubs more than themselves too.
 
2012-04-23 08:09:18 PM

technicolor-misfit: Jay can empathize with conservatives because they suck at comedy too.


And they both hate Letterman, so they've got that going for them.
 
2012-04-23 08:11:30 PM
I miss Carson.
 
2012-04-23 08:13:09 PM
I wonder if Jay Leno can give a similar endorsement to the Catholic League? Those chuckleheads (although I expect it's just one very unhappy, later middle-aged man in a basement, typing furiously at the perceived injustices perpetrated against his defenseless God) could seriously use a sense of humor.
 
2012-04-23 08:17:07 PM

Dwight_Yeast: I miss Carson.


Yep.
 
2012-04-23 08:18:00 PM
Laugh at themselves, or laugh to themselves?

=Smidge=
 
2012-04-23 08:52:49 PM
Leno explained how he takes a tip from the mafia (where "you don't go after the wives or the children") when lampooning the candidates. If he doesn't attack them personally, the relationship remains cordial.

Yeah, about that.

"Hey, want to give our best wishes to Chelsea Clinton. As you know, she got married on Saturday. So, that was very nice. And I tell you, it was a very emotional time for Bill and Hillary, because as you know, they hadn't seen each other in years." -Jay Leno

Bush is now in Genoa, Italy. When he arrived today he was met by protesters throwing bottles and cans. In fact, he was surrounded by so many empties, he got homesick for the girls." -Jay Leno

"Yesterday President Bush came out against human cloning. If anyone knows how much trouble twins can get into, it's President Bush." -Jay Leno

"Jenna 'Anheuser' Bush is trying to get her lawyers to strike a plea bargain agreement over her latest drinking charge. If they can't find an agreement, they said she may lose her driver's license. Which will be no problem. She's got plenty of those." -Jay Leno

"Finally, some good news on the Bush girls. It seems that Jenna Bush is taking up a new musical instrument. She's learning how to play the Breathalyzer." -Jay Leno

"This weekend, the entire Bush family got together and went to see 'Pearl Harbor.' That's a switch. The Bushes watching someone else get bombed for a change." -Jay Leno

"Do you know the Secret Service code name for Jenna Bush? 'Roger Clinton.'" -Jay Leno

I don't even like W. Bush, but if I were him I think I'd kick Leno's ass.
 
2012-04-23 08:53:05 PM
As well they might, as well they might.
 
2012-04-23 08:55:55 PM
It's funny as hell how jehovahs witness protection wants to suck liberal dick while kissing leno's ass.

/see?
//it's funny!
///or at least trolly
 
2012-04-23 08:57:36 PM

thoughtless: Well of course Republicans laugh at themselves more, if you pulled off the dumb shiat they do you'd chuckle as well.


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