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(WDTN Dayton)   Bad: leading cops on a chase. Worse: clinging to side of getaway van during chase. Even worse: getting bit in the ass by a police dog. Fark: having all caught on camera   (wdtn.com) divider line 27
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2012-04-23 06:43:22 PM
McGruff took a bite out of ass.

;)
 
2012-04-23 06:45:20 PM
The ass must've tasted better than the crime.
 
2012-04-23 06:47:03 PM
Capitalization ≠ punctuation.
 
2012-04-23 06:48:01 PM
I hope this helps to emphasize,
I hope this helps to clarify,
I hope you die!
 
2012-04-23 06:48:08 PM
Why did she run and jump on the side of the van???

possible answers:
she knew the driver?
she needed a taxi really bad?
she loves a good cop chase?

d) she saw it live on tv and wanted part of the action?

/none of the above?
 
2012-04-23 06:50:15 PM
am I the only one not seeing a dog?
 
2012-04-23 06:51:23 PM
Q; what does this headline have in common with a menopausal woman?
A: a lack of periods.
 
2012-04-23 06:52:28 PM

butt-nuggets: Why did she run and jump on the side of the van???

possible answers:
she knew the driver?
she needed a taxi really bad?
she loves a good cop chase?

d) she saw it live on tv and wanted part of the action?

/none of the above?


If you rtfa, it says she 'appeared' to have a gun, so she was probably in on it. But hey, if all the heat is on your accomplice, consider that a head start to getting the hell out of town.
 
2012-04-23 06:53:45 PM
When we get home I am going to punch your mommy in the mouth.
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2012-04-23 06:56:51 PM

LeglessDog: am I the only one not seeing a dog?


Nope, I didn't see any dog. Just a crazy woman.
 
2012-04-23 06:58:44 PM

LeroyBourne: If you rtfa, it says she 'appeared' to have a gun, so she was probably in on it. But hey, if all the heat is on your accomplice, consider that a head start to getting the hell out of town.


ah, ok..... so she ran TOWARDS the police action. I would have never guessed that. I'll bet she is sitting in jail rethinking that decision while eating a bologna sandwich
 
2012-04-23 07:00:32 PM

Rosewell: The ass must've tasted better than the crime.


I wouldn't know.

;)
 
2012-04-23 07:02:59 PM

Indubitably: Rosewell: The ass must've tasted better than the crime.

I wouldn't know.

;)


I don't eat ass, if I can help it.

I had an ex-wife I referred to as sheep-butt not in her presence...

;)

P.S. Wow, that was cold of me. Truth hurts worse than it stinks: wash yer ass, folks.
 
2012-04-23 07:03:30 PM
Watched the whole thing with Benny Hill in my head for lots of smiles.

The dog's in the followup video.
 
2012-04-23 07:04:20 PM

butt-nuggets: Why did she run and jump on the side of the van???


He had the money!
 
2012-04-23 07:05:53 PM

runnenat: LeglessDog: am I the only one not seeing a dog?

Nope, I didn't see any dog. Just a crazy woman.




For some reason the video is split into two parts...keep watching after the second ad comes on.
 
2012-04-23 07:14:06 PM
Protip: At any point in your life, if you hear the words "come out or we're sending the dog", the only real choice is come out. That dog really, really likes getting bitey on you, and in all likelihood the police are not going to call it off until you are well tenderized. And kicking at it will only get you bitten AND charged with assault on a law enforcement officer.

When I was working at the juvenile detention center I transported a kid with gas gangrene from a dog bite. I asked him about it and he said he knew the dog was there, but thought he could get away. Yeah, no. Apparently the medics did a shiat job cleaning him up afterwards too. Ended up on IV antibiotics and having the bite cut open and drained. Icky.
 
2012-04-23 07:25:21 PM

dahmers love zombie: Protip: At any point in your life, if you hear the words "come out or we're sending the dog", the only real choice is come out. That dog really, really likes getting bitey on you, and in all likelihood the police are not going to call it off until you are well tenderized. And kicking at it will only get you bitten AND charged with assault on a law enforcement officer.

When I was working at the juvenile detention center I transported a kid with gas gangrene from a dog bite. I asked him about it and he said he knew the dog was there, but thought he could get away. Yeah, no. Apparently the medics did a shiat job cleaning him up afterwards too. Ended up on IV antibiotics and having the bite cut open and drained. Icky.


Unless of course this is post order and end of times, in which case, i will present my forearm target, position myself, wait for engagement, and, *breathe*, upon engagement, exact wraparound, insert forearm, execute movement, and end dog...

*sigh*

that hurt to write, and will hurt to execute, but worth the FEAR FAIL.

;)
 
2012-04-23 07:27:39 PM

BigLuca: Capitalization ≠ punctuation.


CamelCaseFreesYouFromTheConstraintsOfPunctuationAndLetsYouMakeReallyL o ngWordsLikeTheGermansHave
 
2012-04-23 08:54:44 PM

dahmers love zombie: Protip: At any point in your life, if you hear the words "come out or we're sending the dog", the only real choice is come out. That dog really, really likes getting bitey on you, and in all likelihood the police are not going to call it off until you are well tenderized. And kicking at it will only get you bitten AND charged with assault on a law enforcement officer.

When I was working at the juvenile detention center I transported a kid with gas gangrene from a dog bite. I asked him about it and he said he knew the dog was there, but thought he could get away. Yeah, no. Apparently the medics did a shiat job cleaning him up afterwards too. Ended up on IV antibiotics and having the bite cut open and drained. Icky.


"I thought I could get away from the dog"...which can run faster than you, find you in the dark, get into smaller places than you can, run even with its teeth fastened into your leg, and actually thinks it's FUN playing with your arm while you scream in pain.

I know kids don't really think about what they're doing, but really?
 
2012-04-23 08:57:29 PM

AcneVulgaris:
CamelCaseFreesYouFromTheConstraintsOfPunctuationAndLetsYouMakeReallyL o ngWordsLikeTheGermansHave


I hope I'm not the only one who read this in a sing-song voice, a la Schoolhouse Rock.
 
2012-04-23 08:59:44 PM

dahmers love zombie: Protip: At any point in your life, if you hear the words "come out or we're sending the dog", the only real choice is come out. That dog really, really likes getting bitey on you, and in all likelihood the police are not going to call it off until you are well tenderized. And kicking at it will only get you bitten AND charged with assault on a law enforcement officer.

When I was working at the juvenile detention center I transported a kid with gas gangrene from a dog bite. I asked him about it and he said he knew the dog was there, but thought he could get away. Yeah, no. Apparently the medics did a shiat job cleaning him up afterwards too. Ended up on IV antibiotics and having the bite cut open and drained. Icky.


Yeah, that's the part I was watching. They sic the dog on him, then surround him while the dog is trying to maul him ordering him to the ground. Because the thing you want to do when a dog is trying to maul you is to lie down on the ground. A bullet in each of those pigs' head.
 
2012-04-23 09:35:34 PM
Nice commercials submitard.
 
2012-04-23 09:47:08 PM

LeglessDog: am I the only one not seeing a dog?


Thank you.
 
2012-04-23 09:47:11 PM

StrangeQ: dahmers love zombie: Protip: At any point in your life, if you hear the words "come out or we're sending the dog", the only real choice is come out. That dog really, really likes getting bitey on you, and in all likelihood the police are not going to call it off until you are well tenderized. And kicking at it will only get you bitten AND charged with assault on a law enforcement officer.

When I was working at the juvenile detention center I transported a kid with gas gangrene from a dog bite. I asked him about it and he said he knew the dog was there, but thought he could get away. Yeah, no. Apparently the medics did a shiat job cleaning him up afterwards too. Ended up on IV antibiotics and having the bite cut open and drained. Icky.

Yeah, that's the part I was watching. They sic the dog on him, then surround him while the dog is trying to maul him ordering him to the ground. Because the thing you want to do when a dog is trying to maul you is to lie down on the ground. A bullet in each of those pigs' head.


But the dog is having fun. That's what's important.
 
2012-04-24 12:12:03 AM
The Aristocrats?
 
2012-04-24 12:58:38 AM

StrangeQ: A bullet in each of those pigs' head.


That's an incredibly farked up, sick thing to say. (welcome to fark, etc etc).

Seriously. That's really revolting. Way, way more revolting than anything the cops in this video did.

Hate on them all you want. They serve a purpose. Anyone who'd deny that is a moron.
 
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