MaudlinMutantMollusk: torgaydo?

Tracking movement on Doppler Gaydar.

JusticeandIndependence: Satire? I can't tell anymore

It's a far-left spin site covering a far-right spin site's interview of an extremist conservative, so it's so useless in terms of actual analysis that you might as well call it satire and move on with your life.

Though I have to admit that if I ever start a metal band "giant tornado of abortions" is now on the name short-list.

meat0918: trivial use of my dark powers: As long as they just pray, and leave everyone else alone, that's fine. Unfortunately, experience with these self-righteous, self-loathing, self-closeted loons makes me fear otherwise.

Which is all the more moronic, because God commands them to accept all governments and leaders as if they were agents of God.

1 Peter 2:13: "For the Lord's sake accept the authority of every human institution, whether of the emperor as supreme, or of governors, as sent by him to punish those who do wrong and to praise those who do right."

Romans 13:1: "Let every person be subject to the governing authorities; for there is no authority except from God, and those authorities that exist have been instituted by God. Therefore whoever resist authority resists what God has appointed, and those who resist will incur judgment."

To be fair, I think the general thrust there is less "the authorities speak with God's own voice" and more "concern yourself with being the best person you can be and change the world by example, don't rebel against Rome, you idiots (because they'll beat your dumb asses near to death and then finish the job with some lions or a crucifix)".

KingPsyz: Here's a head turner, what if they had a test that could tell you the unborn baby was going to be gay and someone aborted the baby because of it...

What's their stance?

That is where I come in. OM NOM NOM.

"You had me at meat homosexual tornado."

/typing that felt very wrong though

What a bi tornado may look like.
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Really, the only problem I have with gays is that I just can't follow my gay friends on Twitter, because most of them truly do adhere to the "okay, poop coming out now" stereotype of people who tweet.

Engle, who brought The Call prayer rally to Uganda to help rally support for the country's proposed "kill the gays bill...

...should put his money where his mouth is and go stand in the path of a real tornado.

'Homosexual Tornado' coming

open wide

Why do tornadoes hit most often in the regions with the most religion?

Maybe they're praying to the wrong god.

apoptotic: Engle, who brought The Call prayer rally to Uganda to help rally support for the country's proposed "kill the gays bill...

Now there's someone who needs to eat a bowl of dicks and die in a fire.

Jim_Callahan: To be fair, I think the general thrust there is less "the authorities speak with God's own voice" and more "concern yourself with being the best person you can be and change the world by example, don't rebel against Rome, you idiots (because they'll beat your dumb asses near to death and then finish the job with some lions or a crucifix)".

Well, yeah, and we discard divine right of rulers a long time ago.

Still, these people tend to be Bible is inerrant types, so it's not entirely unexpected that they would still ignore anything that clashes with their world view, regardless of source.

After looking at the video, a room with maybe about eighteen people, not including the people on stage is supposed to make me quake my boots? If they had everyone in the entire rally sit in the same pew there would be plenty of room left over.

That is the saddest rally I have ever seen.

theorellior: Really, the only problem I have with gays is that I just can't follow my gay friends on Twitter, because most of them truly do adhere to the "okay, poop coming out now" stereotype of people who tweet.

But in real life, you want someone who you are following to tell you when poop is coming out. Deep thoughts.

fusillade762: trivial use of my dark powers: As long as they just pray, and leave everyone else alone, that's fine. Unfortunately, experience with these self-righteous, self-loathing, self-closeted loons makes me fear otherwise.

Yeah, I'd be fine with them organizing some kind of massive "Pray the Gay Away" event. And then when that doesn't work they'll realize that God is OK with people being gay, right?

Nope, they didn't pray hard enough, or God is testing them.

Sadly, having major prayers go unanswered reinforces faith a lot of the time. The brain really works overtime to rationalize why things didn't turn out the way a person was expecting.

They're a little late to the game. Back in 2009 John Piper blamed tornadoes in Minneapolis on the Lutherans voting to ordain gay ministers. You're behind the times on your anti-gay rhetoric if you're a professional anti-gay activist and are only getting around to talking about tornadoes three years after John Piper.

It's the dreaded homostorm Stephen Colbert warned us about!

mekki: After looking at the video, a room with maybe about eighteen people, not including the people on stage is supposed to make me quake my boots? If they had everyone in the entire rally sit in the same pew there would be plenty of room left over.

That is the saddest rally I have ever seen.

You sure?

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: But in real life, you want someone who you are following to tell you when poop is coming out. Deep thoughts.

O.o

OMG.

You're right!

These mental midgets really do believe that gay demons are to blame for making them secret knob-gobblers.

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what a gay tornado might look like

Aeroga!

Couldn't they just combine the tornadoes into one massive aborted gay tornado? That would be impressive AND dynamic at the same time!

/Gay aborted tornado
//Gayly (sp??) tornado abortions
///Iwantoffthisplanet.jpg

Engle: And Bound4Life was raised up but I'm haunted that God has not opened the door for me to go after this thing, I've tried, I've gotten blasted.

Barber: It's time.

Engle: I don't know how to do it but I am crying out to God for an answer.


Maybe God's answer is STFU.

Here's the way I see it... IF there is anything that is really dangerous (not fictitiously dangerous like people being homosexual in your vicinity) and you're religious, please stop whatever you're doing immediately and pray. Your god must obviously be quite angry with you and has sent that destructive force of nature to destroy you for your sins. You must pray as hard as you can to convince your god to spare you from it's wrath. If you pray and your god destroys you anyways, well I suppose you deserve what you're getting... it's god's will that you die, after all.

Everyone else... assess, think, and react in an appropriate manner while you seek protective shelter/high ground/etc.

Shouldn't the buttsecks cut down on the number of abortions?

Let them pray all they want. It's not like prayer has ever accomplished a goddamned thing.

Homosexual tornado coming, y'all!

TravisBickle62: Shouldn't the buttsecks cut down on the number of abortions?


Saint George said it best:

"Why do Christians have a problem with homosexuals anyway? That's the one group of people that are guaranteed to never have an abortion."

Why a tornado? The gyrating screwing motion?

/yea baby, take that

HawgWild: [themavesite.com image 500x625]

Looks like a Steambow.

Ah, more good, old-fashioned Christian values. It just warms the cockles of my heart!

So it wasn't just the wind that blew down a Dunkin Donuts sign at lunchtime today - it was a Gaynado??? OH NOES!!!!

Didn't I see this movie on SyFy the other night?

These guys don't have the right cast for it, though. If they want to combat the evil gaynados, they need a few things more: a crazy scientist/conspiracy theorist with a plan that may sound insane but just might work; a hot woman to spout occasional blurbs of technobabble in between standing around and looking vaguely hot (or, in Rae Dawn Chong's case, vaguely nauseating, these days); the stern military leader to tell the scientists 'fark off, someone get me a nuke, that'll fix it;' and a midget.

Mind you, I'm not sure how that would change for a gaynado. Maybe the military dude would have to have been gayly molested to make him angry and bitter, and the scientist is questioning his own sexuality?

/gaynado
//that's a fun word to say
///telling that to my gay friends, maybe they'll go as one for Pride this year

Despite having grown up in fundamentalist Christian circles, it was only just the other day that I learned that apparently a lot of fundamentalist types don't just have a problem with teh gheys having buttsecks, they don't want anybody having having buttsecks, even heterosexually married couples. Liberty University created an uproar within fundamentalist circles for inviting sex-obsessed (but otherwise fundamentalist and also very anti-gay) preacher Mark Driscoll to speak in chapel. The reason for the uproar? His book on marriage endorses anal as being acceptable within marriage. End result is lots of people complaining because "Godly Christian men don't sodomize their wives."

In other words, it's not just the gays they're going after, they want to stop the straight people from having what they deem to be the "wrong" kind of sex too.

Ha ha.

As if gays would bother with trailer parks. They'd be tearing through boutiques and townhouses.

rynthetyn: In other words, it's not just the gays they're going after, they want to stop the straight people from having what they deem to be the "wrong" kind of sex too.

I bet they think it's a gateway activity to becoming gay.

It saddens me that I, as an atheist, am more committed to following the teachings of Christ than most self-described "Christians".

If they lock themselves in their church and don't come out until they pray the gay away, I'll be fine with it.

apoptotic: rynthetyn: In other words, it's not just the gays they're going after, they want to stop the straight people from having what they deem to be the "wrong" kind of sex too.

I bet they think it's a gateway activity to becoming gay.

It's not even that--or at least not like that for everybody. At least some of them honestly think that it's just inherently unacceptable. There's much talk about how it's disrespecting your wife to want her to "degrade herself" like that.

You know, for such a powerful cabal of immorality, the gays sure do seem to get the short end of the stick most of the time.