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(Right Wing Watch)   Look out America, giant tornadoes of abortions and homosexuality are coming to destroy you and only prayer can stop them   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 151
    More: Scary, Texas State Board of Education, Cynthia Dunbar, abortions, tornadoes, prayers, gays and lesbians, Lou Engle  
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2012-04-23 03:25:37 PM
you just can't make this stuff up lol
 
2012-04-23 03:37:22 PM
Sometimes "Thou dost protest too much" comes to mind, for some reason.
 
2012-04-23 03:58:10 PM
"Homosexual tornado" is what I call my penis.
 
2012-04-23 04:15:55 PM
Gay tornado... gaynado... I could see a pro wrestler being named that. Or a band.
 
2012-04-23 05:20:46 PM
i.istockimg.com

what a gay tornado might look like
 
2012-04-23 05:22:01 PM
Satire? I can't tell anymore
 
2012-04-23 05:22:31 PM

imontheinternet: [i.istockimg.com image 380x329]

what a gay tornado might look like


You beat me to it!
 
2012-04-23 05:23:37 PM

imontheinternet: [i.istockimg.com image 380x329]

what a gay tornado might look like


What does a bi tornado look like? Or does it just level cities in both directions?
 
2012-04-23 05:23:59 PM
FTFA: Panelists including Rena Lindevaldsen and Matt Barber of Liberty Counsel, Greg Quinlan of Parents and Friends of Ex-Gays and Gays, and former Texas board of education member Cynthia Dunbar jumped over each other in expressing their hope that Engle or another conservative would lead such a movement to stop the "two tornadoes coming to destroy America," which he said are "the homosexual and abortion tornadoes."

The abortion tornado sucks the kids right out of you.
 
2012-04-23 05:24:05 PM
Don't forget the gay lightning.
 
2012-04-23 05:24:08 PM
Oh, for christsakes
 
2012-04-23 05:24:21 PM

imontheinternet: [i.istockimg.com image 380x329]

what a gay tornado might look like


It needs to be full of little knives and gay abortionists riding broomsticks to fulfill the abortion homosexuality tornado.
 
2012-04-23 05:24:27 PM

JusticeandIndependence: Satire? I can't tell anymore


Attention whore.
 
2012-04-23 05:24:30 PM

imontheinternet: [i.istockimg.com image 380x329]

what a gay tornado might look like


It's beautiful, sorry it's fabulous!
 
2012-04-23 05:25:17 PM
So now abortions come in surgery, pill and tornado form?

I am pro-choice and all, but Ithink science has gone too far on this one.
 
2012-04-23 05:25:39 PM
Well, blow me down.
 
2012-04-23 05:26:04 PM
What's a gay tornado? Someone with an oral fixation at a circle jerk?
 
2012-04-23 05:26:41 PM
Curious to how abortions could destroy America.
 
2012-04-23 05:27:02 PM

Hagbardr: Don't forget the gay lightning.


27.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-04-23 05:27:17 PM
fta: It seems that Engle's first prayer initiative, StoneWall Now, a "nation wide prayer movement" to "stand in the gap crying to God to restrain the homosexual ideology" isn't going so well as its website is offline.

So not just total moral FAIL but technical as well?

Is there anything these guys don't suck at?
 
2012-04-23 05:27:48 PM
It's almost as if they have no other means of getting voters to the polls to vote for Republicans. Or something.
 
2012-04-23 05:27:52 PM
Here's a head turner, what if they had a test that could tell you the unborn baby was going to be gay and someone aborted the baby because of it...

What's their stance?
 
2012-04-23 05:28:19 PM
The sooner these old Christian homophobes either die or come out of the closet, the better.
 
2012-04-23 05:28:46 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2012-04-23 05:28:47 PM

quatchi: fta: It seems that Engle's first prayer initiative, StoneWall Now, a "nation wide prayer movement" to "stand in the gap crying to God to restrain the homosexual ideology" isn't going so well as its website is offline.

So not just total moral FAIL but technical as well?

Is there anything these guys don't suck at?


blowjobs. They take the "blow" part literally.
 
2012-04-23 05:29:29 PM
Goddamn, I REALLY hate what this country has become.
 
2012-04-23 05:29:48 PM
torgaydo?
 
2012-04-23 05:31:59 PM
As long as they just pray, and leave everyone else alone, that's fine. Unfortunately, experience with these self-righteous, self-loathing, self-closeted loons makes me fear otherwise.
 
2012-04-23 05:32:27 PM

KingPsyz: Here's a head turner, what if they had a test that could tell you the unborn baby was going to be gay and someone aborted the baby because of it...

What's their stance?


Being gays a choice, so said test can't exist. Plus, once the gay baby arrives, there is plenty of chance to punish him then. Preferred methods are systematic abuse at the hands of peers as well as kidnapping and involuntary confinement. This will teach the evil gays about how choices have consequences.
 
2012-04-23 05:32:44 PM
And if you think your homeowner's insurance policy will cover any damage caused by an abortion tornado--think again.
 
2012-04-23 05:33:59 PM
The quotes in grey sound like they're from people who have totally lost their grip on reality.
 
2012-04-23 05:34:36 PM

quatchi: fta: It seems that Engle's first prayer initiative, StoneWall Now, a "nation wide prayer movement" to "stand in the gap crying to God to restrain the homosexual ideology" isn't going so well as its website is offline.

So not just total moral FAIL but technical as well?

Is there anything these guys don't suck at?


Not being violently repressed gays?
 
2012-04-23 05:34:43 PM

lockers: KingPsyz: Here's a head turner, what if they had a test that could tell you the unborn baby was going to be gay and someone aborted the baby because of it...

What's their stance?

Being gays a choice, so said test can't exist. Plus, once the gay baby arrives, there is plenty of chance to punish him then. Preferred methods are systematic abuse at the hands of peers as well as kidnapping and involuntary confinement. This will teach the evil gays about how choices have consequences.


Well played
 
2012-04-23 05:34:55 PM

trivial use of my dark powers: As long as they just pray, and leave everyone else alone, that's fine. Unfortunately, experience with these self-righteous, self-loathing, self-closeted loons makes me fear otherwise.


Which is all the more moronic, because God commands them to accept all governments and leaders as if they were agents of God.

1 Peter 2:13: "For the Lord's sake accept the authority of every human institution, whether of the emperor as supreme, or of governors, as sent by him to punish those who do wrong and to praise those who do right."

Romans 13:1: "Let every person be subject to the governing authorities; for there is no authority except from God, and those authorities that exist have been instituted by God. Therefore whoever resist authority resists what God has appointed, and those who resist will incur judgment."
 
2012-04-23 05:35:33 PM

quatchi: fta: It seems that Engle's first prayer initiative, StoneWall Now, a "nation wide prayer movement" to "stand in the gap crying to God to restrain the homosexual ideology" isn't going so well as its website is offline.

So not just total moral FAIL but technical as well?

Is there anything these guys don't suck at?


Pussy.
 
2012-04-23 05:36:02 PM

KingPsyz: Here's a head turner, what if they had a test that could tell you the unborn baby was going to be gay and someone aborted the baby because of it...

What's their stance?


Paradox. Being gay is a choice, hence there is no such thing as an unborn gay baby. Therefore, your scenario cannot exist in real time.

This would be their position. And you would be justified in punching them in the face for being so stupid.
 
2012-04-23 05:36:51 PM
dammit lockers
 
2012-04-23 05:37:02 PM
But after the Gaynado, there will be a Homo Rainbow, of which I'm told there are many colors.
 
2012-04-23 05:37:13 PM
"Dumptrucks Of Dildos"
 
2012-04-23 05:37:17 PM
In 2006, we did 50 days and 50 nights of intercession of seven young people

I'm afraid to ask what exactly that entailed.....
 
2012-04-23 05:37:31 PM

tnpir: KingPsyz: Here's a head turner, what if they had a test that could tell you the unborn baby was going to be gay and someone aborted the baby because of it...

What's their stance?

Paradox. Being gay is a choice, hence there is no such thing as an unborn gay baby. Therefore, your scenario cannot exist in real time.

This would be their position. And you would be justified in punching them in the face for being so stupid.


I love justified head punches!

/They'd deserve a cockpunch, but these sick farks might be into that shiat
 
MFL
2012-04-23 05:38:41 PM
They must have seen The Hunger Games.
 
2012-04-23 05:38:43 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: In 2006, we did 50 days and 50 nights of intercession of seven young people

I'm afraid to ask what exactly that entailed.....


Indoctrination, deprivation, and "do what I ask and the pain will go away"; probably.
 
2012-04-23 05:40:13 PM
And guns, guns help.
 
2012-04-23 05:40:40 PM

liam76: So now abortions come in surgery, pill and tornado form?

I am pro-choice and all, but Ithink science has gone too far on this one.


Personally I am in favor of more surgeries being done by tornado.
 
2012-04-23 05:42:27 PM

meat0918: Philip Francis Queeg: In 2006, we did 50 days and 50 nights of intercession of seven young people

I'm afraid to ask what exactly that entailed.....

Indoctrination, deprivation, and "do what I ask and the pain will go away"; probably.


images.wikia.com
 
rpm
2012-04-23 05:42:33 PM

KingPsyz: What's their stance?


Wide
 
2012-04-23 05:43:20 PM
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2012-04-23 05:43:39 PM

meat0918: trivial use of my dark powers: As long as they just pray, and leave everyone else alone, that's fine. Unfortunately, experience with these self-righteous, self-loathing, self-closeted loons makes me fear otherwise.

Which is all the more moronic, because God commands them to accept all governments and leaders as if they were agents of God.

1 Peter 2:13: "For the Lord's sake accept the authority of every human institution, whether of the emperor as supreme, or of governors, as sent by him to punish those who do wrong and to praise those who do right."

Romans 13:1: "Let every person be subject to the governing authorities; for there is no authority except from God, and those authorities that exist have been instituted by God. Therefore whoever resist authority resists what God has appointed, and those who resist will incur judgment."


Like these jackasses have ever actually read the Bible.
 
2012-04-23 05:46:05 PM
 
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