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2012-04-23 04:11:16 PM  
Mitt Romney told reporters at a press availability in Aston, Pa., Monday that the process of selecting a running mate is in the early stages and he does not yet have a list of VP contenders.

Reported by Pema Levy


That's some fine reporting work there, Pema.
 
2012-04-23 04:15:17 PM  
The Thrilla from Wasilla is in the house!
 
2012-04-23 04:22:36 PM  
No, that was a list of companies that he dismantled and sent all their jobs to China for a small profit.
 
2012-04-23 04:39:24 PM  
Frank Korver
Tut Beemer
Vernon Freedom
Tug Phelps
Tanker Lutz
Brick Hughes
 
2012-04-23 04:52:05 PM  
I think Mitt Romney is going to open the box containing his VP pick and be shocked that staring back at him is, through the magic of political quantum superposition, Mitt Romney.
 
2012-04-23 05:01:33 PM  

Serious Black: I think Mitt Romney is going to open the box containing his VP pick and be shocked that staring back at him is, through the magic of political quantum superposition, Mitt Romney.


Mitt Romney videotapes himself masturbating and then masturbates to that videotape.
 
2012-04-23 05:17:49 PM  
Mitt Romney told reporters at a press availability in Aston, Pa., Monday that the process of selecting a running mate is in the early stages and he does not yet have a list of VP contenders.

A 36 word article that says nothing?

*head desk*

Wonder how many people in the GOP are dodging his calls right now cos they don't want to tell him they don't want to be his veep pick.
 
2012-04-23 05:19:37 PM  
Why would he need one?

Romneybot 2.0 comes bundled with Romneyware Presidential Assistant.

dtdstudios.com
 
2012-04-23 05:19:55 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-23 05:25:09 PM  

DamnYankees: The Thrilla from Wasilla is in the house!


I wonder, if that happened, would Obama just get sworn in then and there for his second term?
 
2012-04-23 05:31:46 PM  

Mugato: Serious Black: I think Mitt Romney is going to open the box containing his VP pick and be shocked that staring back at him is, through the magic of political quantum superposition, Mitt Romney.

Mitt Romney videotapes himself masturbating and then masturbates to that videotape.


But does he videotape himself masturbating to that videotape and then later masturbate to that second videotape?
 
2012-04-23 05:33:00 PM  

KingPsyz: DamnYankees: The Thrilla from Wasilla is in the house!

I wonder, if that happened, would Obama just get sworn in then and there for his second term?


There would still be some more credible threats from people like Ralph Nader, H. Ross Perot, and who knows, maybe even John Anderson?

Any of those would stand a much higher chance of election than Romney/Palintron.
 
2012-04-23 05:35:01 PM  

Serious Black: Mugato: Serious Black: I think Mitt Romney is going to open the box containing his VP pick and be shocked that staring back at him is, through the magic of political quantum superposition, Mitt Romney.

Mitt Romney videotapes himself masturbating and then masturbates to that videotape.

But does he videotape himself masturbating to that videotape and then later masturbate to that second videotape?



Only on Thursdays.
 
2012-04-23 05:35:23 PM  
Reagan is still available right?
 
2012-04-23 05:35:42 PM  

andrewagill: KingPsyz: DamnYankees: The Thrilla from Wasilla is in the house!

I wonder, if that happened, would Obama just get sworn in then and there for his second term?

There would still be some more credible threats from people like Ralph Nader, H. Ross Perot, and who knows, maybe even John Anderson?

Any of those would stand a much higher chance of election than Romney/Palintron.


So it's a yes
 
2012-04-23 05:37:13 PM  
That's some hard-hitting, insightful, and bold journalism there.
 
2012-04-23 05:38:05 PM  

Serious Black: I think Mitt Romney is going to open the box containing his VP pick and be shocked that staring back at him is, through the magic of political quantum superposition, Mitt Romney.


Or worse yet, he'll get the idea to have Dick Cheney find him a VP.
 
2012-04-23 05:42:49 PM  

KingPsyz: andrewagill: KingPsyz: DamnYankees: The Thrilla from Wasilla is in the house!

I wonder, if that happened, would Obama just get sworn in then and there for his second term?

There would still be some more credible threats from people like Ralph Nader, H. Ross Perot, and who knows, maybe even John Anderson?

Any of those would stand a much higher chance of election than Romney/Palintron.

So it's a yes


Well, no. It's more a technicality at that point, but he still has to beat Nader/Perot/Lizard People.
 
2012-04-23 05:50:39 PM  
The headline here was almost longer than the article.
 
2012-04-23 06:05:48 PM  

Geotpf: The headline here was almost longer than the article.


Your comment is almost as long as the headline.
 
2012-04-23 06:13:24 PM  
t0.gstatic.com
I can perform tasks or make decisions that some might find unethical or immoral.
'naw, I'm fine with doing that. NEXT!!'
 
2012-04-23 06:26:21 PM  

Mugato: Serious Black: Mugato: Serious Black: I think Mitt Romney is going to open the box containing his VP pick and be shocked that staring back at him is, through the magic of political quantum superposition, Mitt Romney.
Mitt Romney videotapes himself masturbating and then masturbates to that videotape.
But does he videotape himself masturbating to that videotape and then later masturbate to that second videotape?

Only on Thursdays.


Well, Thursday is the days when he makes the new tape where he jerks it to last week's tape.

Suffice it to say, RomenyBot finds infinite recursion very naughty indeed.
 
2012-04-23 06:39:21 PM  
mimg.ugo.com

Narrowed down to four.
 
2012-04-23 09:04:19 PM  
I keep imagining Romney bugging Rubio several times a day. "Come on, maaaan! You'll be VP."

"If I wait four more years, I could run for president."

"You'll run against me?"

".......go home, Mitt."
 
2012-04-23 09:07:10 PM  

Guntram Shatterhand: I keep imagining Romney bugging Rubio several times a day. "Come on, maaaan! You'll be VP."

"If I wait four more years, I could run for president."

"You'll run against me?"

".......go home, Mitt."


Yep, somehow I suspect that's precisely what's going down. Rubio has played his political career too perfectly--including the way he managed to convince everyone that a party insider was really an upstart tea party insurgent but then successfully distanced himself from the tea party--to be so stupid as to run with Mitt when he's the presumptive front runner in 4 years.
 
2012-04-24 01:42:14 PM  
Let's see here...

Roxanne
the Real Roxanne
Roxanne Shanté
Salman Rushdie
 
2012-04-25 04:17:48 PM  

rynthetyn: Guntram Shatterhand: I keep imagining Romney bugging Rubio several times a day. "Come on, maaaan! You'll be VP."

"If I wait four more years, I could run for president."

"You'll run against me?"

".......go home, Mitt."

Yep, somehow I suspect that's precisely what's going down.


That is also Chris Christie to a T.
 
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