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(Some Guy with a Fax Machine)   Jon Stewart: "I'm not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance." Catholic League: We're getting to Jon Stewart   (catholicleague.org) divider line 41
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2012-04-23 03:06:04 PM
9 votes:

swaniefrmreddeer: I wonder who the advertisers will side with, the 21-50 demographic, or the almost dead, old person demographic?


Not to mention that every time the Catholic League puts out a press release or does an interview, the entire Vatican public relations department have to attend a special service dedicated to St Wuthefuc, patron saint of facepalming.
2012-04-23 03:09:11 PM
6 votes:
No, Walter, I did not think Larry was about to crack.
2012-04-23 05:02:40 PM
5 votes:
That website smells like urine and Werther's hard candies.
2012-04-23 01:35:05 PM
5 votes:
We really don't need to boycott anyone as the picture is so indefensible-putting a nativity scene ornament in between the legs of a naked woman-that no one save the maliciously sick would even try to defend it.

Next thing you know, someone will say that Jesus came out of a woman's swollen vagina.
2012-04-23 04:50:07 PM
4 votes:

Di Atribe: What's a good word for "accusing someone else of being exactly what you are?"


www.fallingpixel.com

Di Atribe: I also like the tweet about how if Stewart had any guts, he'd debate (whoever the tweeter guy is?) in person. If Stewart had any guts at all, he'd come on TV with me & give me free publicity!!1! It's right up there with saying that anyone who tries to defend this picture is a bad person. Is the Catholic League a real thing or just one guy getting offended at almost naked ladies?


The Catholic is just one guy, Bill Donohue. He's pretty damn angry all the time.

Not saying they would, but I'd love to see The Daily Show take up his offer and bring him on the show. They could ask him what he's so upset about and when he replies, say, "you mean this picture?" and keep displaying it. Take it down, let him continue, pop it back up. Over and over. Just keep interrupting him with the picture.
2012-04-23 06:19:54 PM
3 votes:
enry: They're one of the reasons I'm Episcopal now after being Catholic for 30 years.

Sweet... Now that you've managed to kick hereoin, all we have to do is wean you off the methadone.
2012-04-23 03:21:16 PM
3 votes:

Relatively Obscure: We really don't need to boycott anyone as the picture is so indefensible-putting a nativity scene ornament in between the legs of a naked woman-that no one save the maliciously sick would even try to defend it.

Next thing you know, someone will say that Jesus came out of a woman's swollen vagina.


How else would the King of Kings get his crowning?
2012-04-23 03:02:35 PM
3 votes:
I'm sure the Catholic League does believe they're getting to John Stewart. They've already proven that they have no problems believing in things with no basis in fact or reality.
2012-04-23 01:07:36 PM
3 votes:
I wonder who the advertisers will side with, the 21-50 demographic, or the almost dead, old person demographic?
2012-04-23 07:31:04 PM
2 votes:

Di Atribe: What's a good word for "accusing someone else of being exactly what you are?"


Rovian.
2012-04-23 05:46:43 PM
2 votes:
www.trendsposition.com
2012-04-23 05:24:47 PM
2 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: John Stewart is just a comic who cares?
No different than Michael Richard's racist rant.

comics feel they need to be edgy by attacking people. no surprise.


Wow, this John Stewart guy sounds like quite an ass hat! I don't think I've ever heard him, but now I'm glad I haven't!

Your remark depresses me. I need to laugh. I think I'll watch the Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
2012-04-23 04:50:19 PM
2 votes:

Di Atribe: I like how this guy thinks that Stewart merely acknowledging that someone's pissed is the same thing as being disturbed or agitated by it. Acknowledging that spider in my house isn't the same as freaking out over it. Shoe. Splat. Done.


i.qkme.me
2012-04-23 03:20:39 PM
2 votes:
What may happen when John Stewart starts to lose it:

i6.photobucket.com
2012-04-23 01:48:48 PM
2 votes:
I'm still not entirely clear how photoshopping a picture of a nativity scene into a picture of a women's spread legs is somehow more offensive than treating actual women as little more than breeding chattel.
2012-04-24 12:19:42 AM
1 votes:

El Morro: Leeds: Jon Stewart is a pompas little douchbag and I assure you I would punch him in the face if he ever oozed his way past me on the sidewalk.

No you wouldn't, you pussy.


He would dream about it that night though as he was rubbing his pussy.
2012-04-24 12:12:17 AM
1 votes:

novalord2: What is the difference between the Catholic Church and NAMBLA?


The Catholic Church is successful at molesting young boys?
2012-04-23 10:54:53 PM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: Gyrfalcon: Lunaville: Dear Catholic Church,

G-d made both men and women. Women are not inferior to or less clean than men. A photograph of an icon placed adjacent to any part of a human beings body is hard pressed to be offensive. Stop with the Christian Taliban stuff. The vast majority of Christians in the USA have no interest in living in a theocracy.

Thank-you,
Christian Female

Ah, Tatsuma has another new alt.

well, G-d darn it... almost a simulpost :)


I love that we are all on the same wavelength. It feels as if Mein heart is exploding.
2012-04-23 10:51:39 PM
1 votes:

Lunaville: Dear Catholic Church,

G-d made both men and women. Women are not inferior to or less clean than men. A photograph of an icon placed adjacent to any part of a human beings body is hard pressed to be offensive. Stop with the Christian Taliban stuff. The vast majority of Christians in the USA have no interest in living in a theocracy.

Thank-you,
Christian Female


Ah, Tatsuma has another new alt.
2012-04-23 10:03:23 PM
1 votes:
We'll see who is branded as "ignorant" when our campaign is done.

It's still you.
2012-04-23 07:23:00 PM
1 votes:
Anyone know where I can find an annual report on anti-catholicism on that page? I just can't seem to find one anywhere. Any year will do, really.
2012-04-23 07:00:09 PM
1 votes:

Rich Cream: I'll just assume the image is even too racy for Fark and has been deleted because I know damn well it would be here by now.

/taking a few secs to imagine what else one might find during a GIS for vagina nativity


first image that popped up on GIS for "Jon Stewart vagina manger"

cdn.uproxx.com
2012-04-23 06:58:56 PM
1 votes:

Leeds: Jon Stewart is a pompas little douchbag and I assure you I would punch him in the face if he ever oozed his way past me on the sidewalk.

But I do agree with him on this one. The "Religion of Rape" has no business telling him what is funny and what is not funny.


i3.kym-cdn.com
2012-04-23 06:55:13 PM
1 votes:
According to the New Testament:

1) Jesus didn't come out of a man's body.
2) The only people who stuck with Christ throughout His trial and crucifixion were women.
3) The first person Christ appeared to after the Resurrection was a woman.


Therefore, Catholic Church, you are wrong about everything you might ever have to say about women and their bodies.
2012-04-23 06:41:59 PM
1 votes:

Rwa2play: JerseyTim: Here's the Catholic League's original call to contact Kraft. It helpfully includes all the contact information you would need if you wanted to contact Kraft and tell them you appreciate that they are advertising on a certain television program.

You know, as the ultimate 'fark you" to the Catholic League, fans of TDS should call Kraft, thank them and appreciate that they're advertising on TDS.

Just to piss off the CL.


A copy of the email I just sent to Kraft, with cc's going to Comedy Central and The Catholic League

Ms. Rosenfeld,

I'd like to take a moment to thank you personally, both for your continued support of The Daily Show and for not giving in to the ridiculous campaign by The Catholic League, an organization that has clearly demonstrated that it has no sense of humor.

Also, you make great macaroni.

Keep up the good work.
2012-04-23 06:41:50 PM
1 votes:

Cletus C.: TheOmni: I'm still not entirely clear how photoshopping a picture of a nativity scene into a picture of a women's spread legs is somehow more offensive than treating actual women as little more than breeding chattel.

Hang some mistletoe off Muhammad's dick and get back to me.


So what you're saying is that fundie Christians are just as crazy-go-nuts as extremist Muslims.
2012-04-23 06:36:18 PM
1 votes:
whyweprotest.net

Beware Pope Donohue
2012-04-23 06:34:42 PM
1 votes:

Cyclometh: Leeds: Jon Stewart is a pompas little douchbag and I assure you I would punch him in the face if he ever oozed his way past me on the sidewalk.


[watchoutweredealingwithabadasshere.jpg]


this is Jon Stewart's bodyguard.

i208.photobucket.com

Don't fark with Jon Stewart
2012-04-23 06:11:55 PM
1 votes:
So basically they are admitting they find women's vaginas to be disgusting, repulsive, worthless, shameful things that are so offensive it's disturbing to imagine something good or pure even being pictured next to them. Surprise, surprise.
2012-04-23 06:09:00 PM
1 votes:

Leeds: Jon Stewart is a pompas little douchbag and I assure you I would punch him in the face if he ever oozed his way past me on the sidewalk.


[watchoutweredealingwithabadasshere.jpg]
2012-04-23 05:46:55 PM
1 votes:
I wonder if the people at the Catholic League realize that Stephen Colbert is Stewart's buddy and he's Catholic. And they're just the kind of people Stephen loves to mock.
2012-04-23 05:33:15 PM
1 votes:

Leeds: Jon Stewart is a pompas little douchbag and I assure you I would punch him in the face if he ever oozed his way past me on the sidewalk.

But I do agree with him on this one. The "Religion of Rape" has no business telling him what is funny and what is not funny.


villagethinker.files.wordpress.com
2012-04-23 05:32:44 PM
1 votes:

Satanic_Hamster: I like how his return address is whited out. What a pussy.


Sorry if I didn't want to share my home address with you freaks.
2012-04-23 05:24:41 PM
1 votes:
For the record the "Vagina Manger" thing was hilarious.

Especially since Jon himself cracked up upon seeing the graphic.
2012-04-23 05:22:59 PM
1 votes:
"I'm not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance."

~Jon Stewart.

Hero tag.

We'll see who is branded as "ignorant" when our campaign is done.

No need to wait, you Catholic League idiots won the ignorant contest a long time ago and you've never done anything to relinquish the title since.

Bill Donohue is a bad man and if there was a God and an afterlife would be destined straight for Hell.

Since there isn't I'mma try to make his life as miserable as possible here and now.

/Atheist/Recovering Catholic
2012-04-23 04:27:47 PM
1 votes:

JerseyTim: The Catholic League Twitter feed is hilarious. It's so full of venom. At first, I wasn't sure it was real.


I like how they call Jon Stewart a misogynist (spelled incorrectly, of course). I'm not quite sure if that's irony, but if not, there's gotta be a word for that. What's a good word for "accusing someone else of being exactly what you are?"

I also like the tweet about how if Stewart had any guts, he'd debate (whoever the tweeter guy is?) in person. If Stewart had any guts at all, he'd come on TV with me & give me free publicity!!1! It's right up there with saying that anyone who tries to defend this picture is a bad person. Is the Catholic League a real thing or just one guy getting offended at almost naked ladies?
2012-04-23 03:43:42 PM
1 votes:
We'll see who is branded as "ignorant" when our campaign is done.

Yeah, can't wait!!!!
2012-04-23 02:40:05 PM
1 votes:

JerseyTim: The Catholic League Twitter feed is hilarious. It's so full of venom. At first, I wasn't sure it was real.

CATHOLIC LEAGUE
For Religious and Civil Rights the Rights of Catholics at the Expense of all Other Groups

2012-04-23 02:22:13 PM
1 votes:
They're getting to Stewart the same way a dead mouse is "getting to" a hungry cat.
2012-04-23 02:18:28 PM
1 votes:

TheOmni: I'm still not entirely clear how photoshopping a picture of a nativity scene into a picture of a women's spread legs is somehow more offensive than treating actual women as little more than breeding chattel.


Because Jesus.
2012-04-23 02:12:34 PM
1 votes:

Relatively Obscure: We really don't need to boycott anyone as the picture is so indefensible-putting a nativity scene ornament in between the legs of a naked woman-that no one save the maliciously sick would even try to defend it.


Hear that, ladies? I case the last 2,000 years hadn't clued you in, hard-line catholics find you disgusting.
 
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