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(Some Guy with a Fax Machine)   Jon Stewart: "I'm not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance." Catholic League: We're getting to Jon Stewart   (catholicleague.org) divider line 224
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2012-04-23 09:12:44 PM  

Leeds: Jon Stewart is a pompas little douchbag and I assure you I would punch him in the face if he ever oozed his way past me on the sidewalk.


I'm guessing you wear one of these while you post right?

rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-04-23 09:16:56 PM  
enry: Hey, we like teh ghey, women in leadership is encouraged, evolution is ok, and killing brown people is a bad idea.

No offense intended, enry. I'm a recovering Catholic myself.
 
2012-04-23 09:17:54 PM  

Elmo Jones: "Lesbian Dem Hilary Rosen tells Ann Romney she never worked a day in her life. Unlike Rosen, who had to adopt kids, Ann raised 5 of her own."
-The Catholic League

F*ck them with a rusty dildo. Twice.


Jesus loves the little children/
All the children of the world*

*As long as they're being raised by their biological parents and won't tell anyone what happens in the rectory after hours.
 
2012-04-23 09:20:01 PM  
Yes, because mangers are sacred and women's vagina's are disgusting.

/your mind, open it
 
2012-04-23 09:22:19 PM  
Isn't anyone a little curious as to whose picture that is?
 
2012-04-23 09:31:32 PM  
Jesus hates you, Catholic League. He told us at the last Annual Normal Catholic People Potluck and Keg Stand Competition that we never invite you to
 
2012-04-23 09:33:04 PM  
So, they don't get the joke? Or they do and see it as a threat which is even sadder.

Message to really serious, serious people: you should first learn who will make you look like fools and leave them alone.
 
2012-04-23 09:36:40 PM  

Leeds: Jon Stewart is a pompas little douchbag and I assure you I would punch him in the face if he ever oozed his way past me on the sidewalk.

But I do agree with him on this one. The "Religion of Rape" has no business telling him what is funny and what is not funny.


The important thing is that you've found a way to feel superior to all of them.
 
2012-04-23 09:36:59 PM  

Leeds: Jon Stewart is a pompas little douchbag and I assure you I would punch him in the face if he ever oozed his way past me on the sidewalk.


Threatening random celebrities while hiding behind the anonymity of the internet. You must be pretty bad ass.
 
2012-04-23 09:39:16 PM  

Bender The Offender: Leeds: Jon Stewart is a pompas little douchbag and I assure you I would punch him in the face if he ever oozed his way past me on the sidewalk.

Threatening random celebrities while hiding behind the anonymity of the internet. You must be pretty bad ass.


does defending his person against anonymous iAttackers pay well? ;)
 
2012-04-23 09:46:30 PM  

enry: Barricaded Gunman: enry: They're one of the reasons I'm Episcopal now after being Catholic for 30 years.

Sweet... Now that you've managed to kick hereoin, all we have to do is wean you off the methadone.

Hey, we like teh ghey, women in leadership is encouraged, evolution is ok, and killing brown people is a bad idea.

/and no going to hell for eating meat on Friday or putting on a condom
//give me some credit here


The next step is to switch to Anglican, and then just give up on those pretenses.
 
2012-04-23 09:54:09 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: enry: Hey, we like teh ghey, women in leadership is encouraged, evolution is ok, and killing brown people is a bad idea.

No offense intended, enry. I'm a recovering Catholic myself.


We're cool *fist bump*
 
2012-04-23 10:03:23 PM  
We'll see who is branded as "ignorant" when our campaign is done.

It's still you.
 
2012-04-23 10:10:40 PM  

phritz: cenobyte40k: I think this tells us more about your point of view and maturity than it does anything about Mr. Stewart.

Is there a word for situations like this? Statements that tell you more about the speaker than about whatever it is they thought they were talking about? Things like "Obama has communist czars!" or "I hate homosexuals because they don't resist the overwhelming, omnipresent temptation to suck lots of dicks all day."

I would like there to be a word for this.


"Stupidity"
 
2012-04-23 10:12:50 PM  
Dear Catholic Church,

G-d made both men and women. Women are not inferior to or less clean than men. A photograph of an icon placed adjacent to any part of a human beings body is hard pressed to be offensive. Stop with the Christian Taliban stuff. The vast majority of Christians in the USA have no interest in living in a theocracy.

Thank-you,
Christian Female
 
2012-04-23 10:38:14 PM  

Lunaville: Dear Catholic Church,

G-d made both men and women. Women are not inferior to or less clean than men. A photograph of an icon placed adjacent to any part of a human beings body is hard pressed to be offensive. Stop with the Christian Taliban stuff. The vast majority of Christians in the USA have no interest in living in a theocracy.

Thank-you,
Christian Female


?
 
2012-04-23 10:40:01 PM  

ZipSplat: Anyone know where I can find an annual report on anti-catholicism on that page? I just can't seem to find one anywhere. Any year will do, really.


This.
 
2012-04-23 10:41:22 PM  

skullkrusher: Lunaville: Dear Catholic Church,

G-d made both men and women. Women are not inferior to or less clean than men. A photograph of an icon placed adjacent to any part of a human beings body is hard pressed to be offensive. Stop with the Christian Taliban stuff. The vast majority of Christians in the USA have no interest in living in a theocracy.

Thank-you,
Christian Female

?


I don't often agree with skullkrusher, but I was thinking the exact same thing, buddy.
 
2012-04-23 10:47:32 PM  
"Ignore Wimp Lo. We have trained him wrong on purpose, as a joke."

i297.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-23 10:47:50 PM  

The Why Not Guy: Actually, Wikipedia says the CL had 233,000 paid members in 1999, which was the last year it reported membership statistics.

According to the CL website, year-long memberships are $30 per person, or $20 for students/seniors.

That's a pretty steep fee for someone to pay if they're not on totally on board with the message.

The CL isn't a lone nutjob with a fax machine, and the more people know about them the less effective they will be.


They probably get donations from conservative churches, and claim the entire congregations as members.
 
2012-04-23 10:51:39 PM  

Lunaville: Dear Catholic Church,

G-d made both men and women. Women are not inferior to or less clean than men. A photograph of an icon placed adjacent to any part of a human beings body is hard pressed to be offensive. Stop with the Christian Taliban stuff. The vast majority of Christians in the USA have no interest in living in a theocracy.

Thank-you,
Christian Female


Ah, Tatsuma has another new alt.
 
2012-04-23 10:51:43 PM  

gimmegimme: skullkrusher: Lunaville: Dear Catholic Church,

G-d made both men and women. Women are not inferior to or less clean than men. A photograph of an icon placed adjacent to any part of a human beings body is hard pressed to be offensive. Stop with the Christian Taliban stuff. The vast majority of Christians in the USA have no interest in living in a theocracy.

Thank-you,
Christian Female

?

I don't often agree with skullkrusher, but I was thinking the exact same thing, buddy.


Tatsuma has gone tranny alt on us and forgot to leave his Jewness at the door for this one
 
2012-04-23 10:52:31 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Lunaville: Dear Catholic Church,

G-d made both men and women. Women are not inferior to or less clean than men. A photograph of an icon placed adjacent to any part of a human beings body is hard pressed to be offensive. Stop with the Christian Taliban stuff. The vast majority of Christians in the USA have no interest in living in a theocracy.

Thank-you,
Christian Female

Ah, Tatsuma has another new alt.


well, G-d darn it... almost a simulpost :)
 
2012-04-23 10:53:20 PM  
The catholic league were nice enough to include an email address where I could tell the people at Comedy Central how much I liked the Vagina-Manger joke.
 
2012-04-23 10:54:53 PM  

skullkrusher: Gyrfalcon: Lunaville: Dear Catholic Church,

G-d made both men and women. Women are not inferior to or less clean than men. A photograph of an icon placed adjacent to any part of a human beings body is hard pressed to be offensive. Stop with the Christian Taliban stuff. The vast majority of Christians in the USA have no interest in living in a theocracy.

Thank-you,
Christian Female

Ah, Tatsuma has another new alt.

well, G-d darn it... almost a simulpost :)


I love that we are all on the same wavelength. It feels as if Mein heart is exploding.
 
2012-04-23 11:10:41 PM  

gimmegimme: skullkrusher: Gyrfalcon: Lunaville: Dear Catholic Church,

G-d made both men and women. Women are not inferior to or less clean than men. A photograph of an icon placed adjacent to any part of a human beings body is hard pressed to be offensive. Stop with the Christian Taliban stuff. The vast majority of Christians in the USA have no interest in living in a theocracy.

Thank-you,
Christian Female

Ah, Tatsuma has another new alt.

well, G-d darn it... almost a simulpost :)

I love that we are all on the same wavelength. It feels as if Mein heart is exploding.


ISWYDT
 
2012-04-23 11:11:24 PM  

explodingtaco: The catholic league were nice enough to include an email address where I could tell the people at Comedy Central how much I liked the Vagina-Manger joke.


the joke wasn't particularly offensive but it wasn't particularly good either, imo
 
2012-04-23 11:46:34 PM  

Relatively Obscure: We really don't need to boycott anyone as the picture is so indefensible-putting a nativity scene ornament in between the legs of a naked woman-that no one save the maliciously sick would even try to defend it.

Next thing you know, someone will say that Jesus came out of a woman's swollen vagina.


Heathen, he came out of his father's head! And then God threw him down a mountain. And then he got all hot with big tits.

/I might be mixing up my mythology.
 
2012-04-23 11:57:14 PM  

DarnoKonrad: Catholic League is an embarrassment to human dignity.


Douchebags who somehow all skipped the damn Beatitudes in their bibles.

When I get nostalgic for the awesome parts of growing up Catholic, like social justice and quietly and humbly helping your fellow man these douchebags remind me why I left.
 
2012-04-24 12:00:02 AM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: DarnoKonrad: Catholic League is an embarrassment to human dignity.

Douchebags who somehow all skipped the damn Beatitudes in their bibles.

When I get nostalgic for the awesome parts of growing up Catholic, like social justice and quietly and humbly helping your fellow man these douchebags remind me why I left.


Leviticus killed Beatitudes somewhere around the time when Catholics were killing the Stoics.
 
2012-04-24 12:06:53 AM  
What is the difference between the Catholic Church and NAMBLA?
 
2012-04-24 12:12:17 AM  

novalord2: What is the difference between the Catholic Church and NAMBLA?


The Catholic Church is successful at molesting young boys?
 
2012-04-24 12:16:26 AM  

Leeds: Jon Stewart is a pompas little douchbag and I assure you I would punch him in the face if he ever oozed his way past me on the sidewalk.


No you wouldn't, you pussy.
 
2012-04-24 12:19:42 AM  

El Morro: Leeds: Jon Stewart is a pompas little douchbag and I assure you I would punch him in the face if he ever oozed his way past me on the sidewalk.

No you wouldn't, you pussy.


He would dream about it that night though as he was rubbing his pussy.
 
2012-04-24 12:22:02 AM  

Elmo Jones: "Lesbian Dem Hilary Rosen tells Ann Romney she never worked a day in her life. Unlike Rosen, who had to adopt kids, Ann raised 5 of her own."
-The Catholic League

F*ck them with a rusty dildo. Twice.


They must really hate Michele Bachmann . . .
 
2012-04-24 12:23:37 AM  

HighOnCraic: Elmo Jones: "Lesbian Dem Hilary Rosen tells Ann Romney she never worked a day in her life. Unlike Rosen, who had to adopt kids, Ann raised 5 of her own."
-The Catholic League

F*ck them with a rusty dildo. Twice.

They must really hate Michele Bachmann . . .


Why does the Catholic League get press? It is one dude and his masturbating hand.
 
2012-04-24 12:38:38 AM  

gimmegimme: *As long as they're being raised by their biological parents and won't tell anyone what happens in the rectory after hours.


Sounds like a fancy word for butthole. Heh.

HighOnCraic:
They must really hate Michele Bachmann . . .


Who doesn't?

Sabyen91: Why does the Catholic League get press? It is one dude and his masturbating hand.


I barf'd.
 
2012-04-24 12:57:36 AM  

swaniefrmreddeer: I wonder who the advertisers will side with, the 21-50 demographic, or the almost dead, old person demographic?


The almost dead, old person demo has more money.
 
2012-04-24 01:38:48 AM  

gimmegimme: skullkrusher: Gyrfalcon: Lunaville: Dear Catholic Church,

G-d made both men and women. Women are not inferior to or less clean than men. A photograph of an icon placed adjacent to any part of a human beings body is hard pressed to be offensive. Stop with the Christian Taliban stuff. The vast majority of Christians in the USA have no interest in living in a theocracy.

Thank-you,
Christian Female

Ah, Tatsuma has another new alt.

well, G-d darn it... almost a simulpost :)

I love that we are all on the same wavelength. It feels as if Mein heart is exploding.


Great minds think as one.
 
2012-04-24 02:09:11 AM  
Maybe it's just me, but that "article" seemed vindictive and petty. Which is pretty much how I view most religious organizations anyway, so...
 
2012-04-24 02:29:59 AM  

Branniganslaw: [whyweprotest.net image 270x257]

Beware Pope Donohue


I've rarely watched South Park, but I did see that episode, and was introduced to Donohue that way. Turned out to not be that much of an exaggeration.
 
2012-04-24 02:34:45 AM  
kid touchers
 
2012-04-24 03:23:24 AM  
www.catholicleague.org

I found this on their own website.

"http://www.catholicleague.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/JonStewartM a nger1.jpg"

Disgusting.



Post this on your website and let me know if you find it disgusting or funny

chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com

Hey yo I heard you like touching children........So we put a Pedophile in charge of the Pedophilia investigation so you can Pedo while you Pedo!

Thanks, I need you tell what's funny Catholic Defense League.
 
2012-04-24 03:37:29 AM  

Sabyen91: Relatively Obscure: We really don't need to boycott anyone as the picture is so indefensible-putting a nativity scene ornament in between the legs of a naked woman-that no one save the maliciously sick would even try to defend it.

Next thing you know, someone will say that Jesus came out of a woman's swollen vagina.

Heathen, he came out of his father's head! And then God threw him down a mountain. And then he got all hot with big tits.


No, you retard, that was Odin. Jesus was the kid he had after turning into a bird and banging some random chick.
 
2012-04-24 05:25:56 AM  
I said this when Rush was under attack, and I will say it now.

PEOPLE!! for the love of god, do not abuse the power of mass media protest. Sure its easy to get someone to fire off an email when there is something stupid to whine about. Its too easy.

However, these companies are GOING to start ignoring huge piles of letters from the internet stating "im going to stop buying your product if you dont stop supporting X"

Save it for something worthwhile. Stop crying wolf when you aren't really upset about something. Im pretty sure the woman in the picture wasnt offended, and the Manger certainly wasnt. Every manger does not the baby jesus containeth.

/ are these people REALLY writing letters to get a tv personality to apologize? So many people could be helped with that time and energy.
 
2012-04-24 05:53:46 AM  
i43.tinypic.com
"I AM THE VOICE OF GOD!"


I sound fat: / are these people REALLY writing letters to get a tv personality to apologize? So many people could be helped with that time and energy.


You seem to be mistaken. Christianity is not about helping people; it is about ensuring that filthy Jews like Jon Stewart are punished for their blasphemies.
 
2012-04-24 06:27:42 AM  
I think we finally discovered those elusive FUNNY republicans:

Catholic League@CatholicLeagueReply

Too bad Kate Upton didn't wear a burqa-bikini in the "The Three Stooges." Then they could have explained to Muslims why it's just a joke.
 
2012-04-24 06:50:35 AM  
The Church that Jesus Christ Founded® will be the first to break out the cross and the nails when and if He ever shows his face on Earth again.
 
2012-04-24 07:13:09 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: John Stewart is just a comic who cares?
No different than Michael Richard's racist rant.

comics feel they need to be edgy by attacking people. no surprise.


you're the best parody of a terrible troll, ever!
 
2012-04-24 07:34:58 AM  

JerseyTim: The Catholic is just one guy, Bill Donohue. He's pretty damn angry all the time.


That's Bill M. Donohue.
 
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