Jesus, somebody has to eat the last apple. I suppose Gallant would let it rot out of courtesy.

If you circled the items in the Scavenger Hunt section when you went to the doctor/dentist, kill yourself.

/not really but WTF

Gallant did get out. He enrolled in the college courses with me, and although it was hard, he gutted it out like he always did. He went on to college and eventually became a lawyer. Last week, he entered a fast food restaurant. Just ahead of him, two men got into an argument; one of them pulled a knife. Gallant, who'd always made the best peace, tried to break it up. He was stabbed in the throat; he died almost instantly. Although I hadn't seen him for more than 10 years, I know I'll miss him forever.

#4. Double Check, aka Spot the Differences

Oh, I'm good at these things!!!

I love Highlights. When I see it lying around in waiting rooms I always read it. I get a few funny looks.

Something something something anal sex

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And boobs. Just about everything can be boobs.

That's a depressing lesson? I thought you breeder boys like those things.

Not every breeder is the same. Kind of like how there are varying levels of dicksuckers in your rainbow realm.

Also, broccoli is made up of little alien seed pods.

NorCalLos: Rich Cream: NorCalLos: I love snagging the Highlights magazines from the Dr./Dentist's office. It's a great way to find the addresses of families that have young children.

That makes so much sense it doesn't make any.

Likewise.


Allow me to rephrase.

Why would addresses of young children's families be in the Highlights magazine at the doctor's office?

Are you saying all the parents bring their kid's subscription and leave it there? Or perhaps they fill out the subscription cards but never tear them out? Or are you a fingerprint and DNA sleuth?

I was more of a fan of Ranger Rick.

BurnShrike: The word "good" would have been ideally typed in the sarcasm font.

Comic Sans?

"The game is teaching kids that focusing too hard on even an ordinary object can ruin their understanding of it. What's worse, no one is really sure how to determine when focus starts becoming detrimental; we have no metric for that. We're all just sort of guessing our entire lives at how to continue seeing the forest through the trees, and for a kid that's a terrifying insight."

It may be because I'm off today and decided to smoke some bud, but this cracked article is particularly insightful...

Haven't read it yet, is one "this magazine only exists in hospitals and dentists offices?"

#4. Double Check, aka Spot the Differences

Lesson: Your Mind Will Betray You

Wait, some folks never learned to cross their eyes?

It began publication in June 1946.

Wow, I had no idea it was around that long.

BurnShrike: #6 Magazine subscriptions cost about double if you live in Canada.

Better privatize the USPS!

The Wizard of Frobozz: Before I click the link...is the article split across 5 pages?

Just two, like any good Cracked article.