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2012-04-23 03:24:03 PM  
Oh boy, just what our schools need a back door to Scientology.
 
2012-04-23 04:40:22 PM  

borg: Oh boy, just what our schools need a back door to Scientology.


It certainly sounds like Suspect Behavior...
 
2012-04-23 05:33:51 PM  
I submitted a similar story with an equestrian dressage school opening in Portland.
 
2012-04-23 05:35:50 PM  
Ghost Dog slicing through red tape.
 
2012-04-23 05:38:13 PM  
Your move, Angelina Jolie.
 
2012-04-23 05:54:32 PM  
PTA Minutes from the February 19, 2013 meeting:

Mr. Whitaker: "And this kid skates clean? This kid... this kid is just pissing... just pissing all over us, and we just smile and lick it up? This kid throws rocks! He... he deals baseball cards! He beats classmates! You know what he did yesterday? He... he kissed my daughter with the sole purpose of making this meeting seem like a personal vendetta. He may have injured a student leader. And that's just all in one day. I wonder what he's going to do today. I wonder what he's going to do tomorrow. This kid... this kid is just pissing... he's pissing all over us. He's pissing on you. What does it taste like? Principal, what does it taste like, 'cause you know what, it tastes like piss to me!"
Principal Johnson: Thank you, Mr. Whitaker
 
2012-04-23 06:02:13 PM  
Larry Fishburne did what?
 
2012-04-23 06:03:00 PM  
I told you to build that gazebo over there! And you put it over here!?! What were you thinking?! I was staring right at where I wanted it!
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2012-04-23 06:04:02 PM  

Gunny Highway: PTA Minutes from the February 19, 2013 meeting:

Mr. Whitaker: "And this kid skates clean? This kid... this kid is just pissing... just pissing all over us, and we just smile and lick it up? This kid throws rocks! He... he deals baseball cards! He beats classmates! You know what he did yesterday? He... he kissed my daughter with the sole purpose of making this meeting seem like a personal vendetta. He may have injured a student leader. And that's just all in one day. I wonder what he's going to do today. I wonder what he's going to do tomorrow. This kid... this kid is just pissing... he's pissing all over us. He's pissing on you. What does it taste like? Principal, what does it taste like, 'cause you know what, it tastes like piss to me!"
Principal Johnson: Thank you, Mr. Whitaker


Oh god that's brilliant.
/He was awesome on that show.
 
2012-04-23 06:16:56 PM  
And in a shocking twist it turns out the elementary school is a MAN!
 
2012-04-23 06:19:57 PM  
Power, equality. always see everything
 
2012-04-23 06:42:34 PM  

borg: Oh boy, just what our schools need a back door to Scientology.


Done in one.

/I remember at one point the Pinkett-Smiths were working on their very own rebuttal to Oaks Christian (the school their children were attending).
//The cult grew weary of seeing all that precious Pinkett-Smith money going somewhere else.
///Whipped hair back and forth, etc.
 
2012-04-23 09:33:30 PM  
"What chu gonna do, what chu gonna do to make our dreams come true."
 
2012-04-23 09:42:58 PM  
I kinda dislike this guy.

Mainly, I dislike his little, weird mustache and his airy voice.

He's a good actor, though.
 
2012-04-23 09:52:50 PM  
one eye looking at ya, one eye lookin for ya....

too bad he's part of a wackjob cult...he isn't a bad actor.

but, whackjobs are whackjobs...
 
2012-04-23 09:57:30 PM  

fusillade762: And in a shocking twist it turns out the elementary school is a MAN!


Sir, you're not funny. Ask around.
 
2012-04-24 07:20:54 AM  

borg: Oh boy, just what our schools need a back door to Scientology.


FW is a member of the whackjob cult/ponzi scheme that is Scientology?

Aw man, that's farking depressing. I like his acting.

Serpoltas: Your move, Angelina Jolie.


And we're done here.
 
2012-04-24 09:31:37 AM  
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Good work generous man!
 
2012-04-24 09:44:32 AM  
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Gunny Highway: PTA Minutes from the February 19, 2013 meeting:

Mr. Whitaker: "And this kid skates clean? This kid... this kid is just pissing... just pissing all over us, and we just smile and lick it up? This kid throws rocks! He... he deals baseball cards! He beats classmates! You know what he did yesterday? He... he kissed my daughter with the sole purpose of making this meeting seem like a personal vendetta. He may have injured a student leader. And that's just all in one day. I wonder what he's going to do today. I wonder what he's going to do tomorrow. This kid... this kid is just pissing... he's pissing all over us. He's pissing on you. What does it taste like? Principal, what does it taste like, 'cause you know what, it tastes like piss to me!"
Principal Johnson: Thank you, Mr. Whitaker
 
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