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		Allah AckBOOM (globalspin.blogs.time.com)		97
		More: Dumbass, Sunnis, Lebanon, FSA, resistance group, mujahideens, Islamic fundamentalists, Abu Ali, Fatah

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Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus		2012-04-23 04:22:08 PM

I'm surprised to find so many Farkers think Jeff Dunham is funny.

whconner4		2012-04-23 04:23:50 PM

Considering my wife is 8 months pregnant, getting this greenlit was about the closest thing to a blow job I have gotten in a long, long while.

airsupport		2012-04-23 04:28:56 PM

whconner4: Considering my wife is 8 months pregnant, getting this greenlit was about the closest thing to a blow job I have gotten in a long, long while.

Funny, she never says no to me.

hdhale		2012-04-23 04:29:17 PM

When one of Lebanon's most wanted terrorists kills himself while planting a bomb it is cause for at least some sort of grim celebration.

Maybe even a black celebration?

EdNortonsTwin		2012-04-23 04:33:46 PM

whconner4: Considering my wife is 8 months pregnant, getting this greenlit was about the closest thing to a blow job I have gotten in a long, long while.

As funny as the BJ joke was, I hope you've learned your lesson. If you mention an adult female you care about on Fark, she's gonna get passed around the thread like a virtual picher of beer.

lerxst2112		2012-04-23 04:39:31 PM

Are you sure it wasn't Allah Rackbar?

Link

NephilimNexus		2012-04-23 04:45:07 PM

Laughing at:

"if God wants to give those killed dignity he gives them martyrdom"

followed by

"We wanted to send his body back to Lebanon but we couldn't because it was torn into pieces."

blogs.ocweekly.com

Dignity, indeed.

Dellirium		2012-04-23 04:53:53 PM

Time to queue the World's Funniest Joke...

A terrorist bomber walks into a bar...

IXI Jim IXI		2012-04-23 04:58:53 PM

The #2 ranked terrorist is promoted to #1 ranked terrorist when the #1 ranked terrorist gets himself shot by Marines or something.

It's like a terrorist Peter Principle. Terrorists tend to be promoted until they detonate

Hypothetical Imperative		2012-04-23 04:59:36 PM

NephilimNexus: Laughing at:

"if God wants to give those killed dignity he gives them martyrdom"

followed by

"We wanted to send his body back to Lebanon but we couldn't because it was torn into pieces."

[blogs.ocweekly.com image 300x205]

Dignity, indeed.

Ha! I actually came here to say something very similar but I'm pleased to see I've been beaten to it.

They can still send him back to Lebanon but they'll need to make sure that zipper on that bag is green. No one wants a leaky sack of martyr.

Alonjar		2012-04-23 05:09:59 PM

FTFA:

"We as Mujahideen are used to being killed and if God wants to give those killed dignity he gives them martyrdom"

This shiat just made me LOL hard.

ZzeusS		2012-04-23 05:16:47 PM

Jawhar, an explosives expert and a charismatic commander, sought to train fellow fighters how make bombs. In the short time he had been in Qsair, says Abu Ali, he was able to set up dozens of improvised explosive devices destined for members of the Syrian security forces.

Sooo. Fighting for the Rebels or Security?

mongbiohazard		2012-04-23 05:18:43 PM

NephilimNexus: Laughing at:

"if God wants to give those killed dignity he gives them martyrdom"

"If the gods wanted us to have dignity, they wouldn't make us fart when we die."

numbone		2012-04-23 05:21:42 PM

airsupport: whconner4: Considering my wife is 8 months pregnant, getting this greenlit was about the closest thing to a blow job I have gotten in a long, long while.

Fail to see the correlation. Swallowing doesn't cause pregnancy.

overmortal		2012-04-23 05:27:17 PM

The Bible says that those who live by the sword shall die by the sword. He lived by the bomb. Enjoy your 72 Duran Duran fans, yeah?

whconner4		2012-04-23 05:31:17 PM

Well, I should have seen that coming after that comments about her tummy tattoo.

I take my licks, with chin up.

chaosweaver		2012-04-23 05:31:33 PM

numbone: airsupport: whconner4: Considering my wife is 8 months pregnant, getting this greenlit was about the closest thing to a blow job I have gotten in a long, long while.

Fail to see the correlation. Swallowing doesn't cause pregnancy.

Morning sickness, rancid meat makes her puke

whconner4		2012-04-23 05:31:59 PM

I should not have put that that way.

whconner4		2012-04-23 05:32:53 PM

OH shiat. Or that either.

I am not good at this.

chaosweaver		2012-04-23 05:35:18 PM

whconner4: OH shiat. Or that either.

I am not good at this.

Remember. Farkers will take any statement out of context and verbally destroy you for it.

Sticky Hands		2012-04-23 05:36:10 PM

NephilimNexus: "We wanted to send his body back to Lebanon but we couldn't because it was torn into pieces."

Couldn't they mail him? The might have to do a little work, but I bet they could get a good deal if they used those flat rate shipping boxes that the postal service offers.

whconner4		2012-04-23 05:39:35 PM

We had a halloween outfit thread going. I posted this

farm7.staticflickr.com

And a farker asked if Mike Tyson left that tattoo on her stomach with his face.

Then the "epic burns" and "oh snaps" did flow.

Good times.

Onkel Buck		2012-04-23 05:43:55 PM

Next man up!

j.lunatic		2012-04-23 05:45:43 PM

For 'tis the sport to have the enginer
Hoist with his own petar

Shakespeare, Hamlet

saintwrathchild		2012-04-23 06:03:00 PM

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SageC		2012-04-23 06:03:30 PM

Wanted for questioning:
wikicheats.gametrailers.com

Wolfmanjames		2012-04-23 06:15:56 PM

As is my wont following such 'work accidents...'

DARWIN AHKBAR!

badaboom		2012-04-23 06:21:53 PM

Link

Keizer_Ghidorah		2012-04-23 06:25:10 PM

"What was the last thing that went through your mind?"
"My ass."

More_Like_A_Stain		2012-04-23 06:40:53 PM

Sticky Hands: NephilimNexus: "We wanted to send his body back to Lebanon but we couldn't because it was torn into pieces."

Couldn't they mail him? The might have to do a little work, but I bet they could get a good deal if they used those flat rate shipping boxes that the postal service offers.

Sounds like first they need to take a trip to Spatula City before they need to worry about postal rates.

sharkbeagle		2012-04-23 07:00:16 PM

Holla Holla Click Boom

j.lunatic		2012-04-23 07:03:32 PM

Taikoluigi: How did he make Chief Bomb-maker in the first place?

You can go very far, very fast~~, and in a lot of little pieces~~ in this organization.

SirTanon		2012-04-23 07:09:35 PM

Unavailable for comment

Mr. Shabooboo		2012-04-23 07:45:43 PM

If he had been second in charge of bomb making, he would have been dead long before now..

Badafuco		2012-04-23 07:47:19 PM

Hypothetical Imperative: No one wants a leaky sack of martyr.

My new band name: Leaky Sack of Martyr

Anagrammer		2012-04-23 08:19:06 PM

Sunni goes nova?

Cowkitchen2		2012-04-23 08:23:15 PM

I started with a low chuckle, which became a true lol, so long and hard that it turned into a coughing fit and tears came out my eyes. Stupid farkwits.

uber humper		2012-04-23 08:39:45 PM

That reads like an article from the Onion.

rmify		2012-04-23 08:52:50 PM

He always did have a short fuse, was easy to set off and once you got him going there was no stopping him

PlatypusPuke		2012-04-24 12:32:58 AM

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Mildot		2012-04-24 12:43:52 AM

Human Bomb Class

geek_mars		2012-04-24 06:37:46 AM

barefoot in the head: Subby, that's Allahu Ackboom

No one ever remberrs the hu

Remembers the hu

Dafodude		2012-04-24 07:17:09 AM

Jeff Dunham is an unfunny racist hack pile of sh*t. Stop lending him credence you gravy-blooded redneck unimaginative sacks of garbage.

tcaptain		2012-04-24 01:36:11 PM

Dafodude: Jeff Dunham is an unfunny racist hack pile of sh*t. Stop lending him credence you gravy-blooded redneck unimaginative sacks of garbage.

Well gee, don't hold back! Tell us how you REALLY feel.

Proteios1		2012-04-24 02:33:10 PM

So he gets 72 prostitutes with STDs? Or is that whole concept more make believe from that silly little religion.

Wolfmanjames		2012-04-24 03:50:56 PM

If you RTFA, you noitced that this jihad screamer tried for his 72 white raisins targeting the Chinless Creep's minions. Nice to see the Assad dynasty, after decades of using terrorism as a tool against its neighbors, being on the other end of the bombmakers' sights.

Baloo Uriza		2012-04-25 12:42:50 AM

Headso: But when the chief bomb-maker of the country's most notorious terror group self detonates while helping rebels fight in Syria, it is cause for concern.

Sometimes your enemy is enemies with your other enemy.

I call these, "frenemies."

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