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(Celebslam)   "Tori Spelling" and "close up" are two things I never want to experience together again   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 42
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2012-04-23 12:25:07 PM  
It's almost like she became a star because she was the daughter of someone important in the business as opposed to her looks or talent. But that never happens.
 
2012-04-23 12:25:50 PM  
She's more horrifying to look at than my credit score.
 
2012-04-23 12:30:36 PM  
She's had some work done too. She's had every inch of her stitched up and still is sad to look at. She's like the AIDS quilt.

I watched part of the Fox 25th Anniversary congratulate ourselves thing last night for some reason. Damn, Shannen Dogherty was a cutie back in the 90210 days. Tori, not so much. I don't care how much of a coont Shannen apparently was, I'd put up with it for at least 20 minutes.
 
2012-04-23 12:36:46 PM  

Mugato: Damn, Shannen Dogherty was a cutie back in the 90210 days.


Even with that crooked eye?
 
2012-04-23 12:46:35 PM  

jaylectricity: Mugato: Damn, Shannen Dogherty was a cutie back in the 90210 days.

Even with that crooked eye?


The crooked eye is not a deal breaker. Although when she was on Charmed, I'd put her last behind the other girls. Her replacement, Rose McGowan was the hottest, before her unfortunate surgery. Then Allyssa, then the somewhat plain but "you-had-the-immpression-that-she-was-a-demon-in-the-sack" Holly.
 
2012-04-23 01:13:43 PM  
It's my fervent hope to one day make a low-budget Skinemax soft-core feature starring Tori Spelling and Rumer Willis. I'd call it "Scylla and Charybdis".
 
2012-04-23 01:46:48 PM  

Cagey B: It's my fervent hope to one day make a low-budget Skinemax soft-core feature starring Tori Spelling and Rumer Willis. I'd call it "Scylla and Charybdis".


OMG. That is brilliant.
 
2012-04-23 02:54:46 PM  
I always figured she could fetch the Gatorade during the orgy.

www.newscelebritygossip.com
 
2012-04-23 02:59:58 PM  

Sybarite: I always figured she could fetch the Gatorade during the orgy.

[www.newscelebritygossip.com image 385x420]


nailed it
 
2012-04-23 03:03:40 PM  
She's out of this world creepy. First thing I thought of:
Radiator lady from Eraserhead
 
2012-04-23 03:08:38 PM  
She looks like a Picasso that was left out in the rain.
 
2012-04-23 03:09:59 PM  
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2012-04-23 03:11:30 PM  
When it comes to Tori Spelling and Closeups, this rule should be applied...

regretfulmorning.com

also can be used as eye bleach.
 
2012-04-23 03:13:20 PM  
crew.emptyfilm.com
 
2012-04-23 03:17:43 PM  

Mildot: When it comes to Tori Spelling and Closeups, this rule should be applied...

[regretfulmorning.com image 462x600]

also can be used as eye bleach.


I don't know, that double-hip thing she's got going on is kinda off-putting.
 
2012-04-23 03:18:26 PM  
alonefancryinginthewilderness.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-23 03:20:00 PM  
With all the money she inherited from her father, she should have found a better surgeon for that sex change.
 
2012-04-23 03:27:17 PM  

StrangeQ: Mildot: When it comes to Tori Spelling and Closeups, this rule should be applied...

[regretfulmorning.com image 462x600]

also can be used as eye bleach.

I don't know, that double-hip thing she's got going on is kinda off-putting.


I just thought the panties were too tight, not that panties could ever be too tight.
 
2012-04-23 03:30:51 PM  
Neeeeeigh,subby!
 
2012-04-23 03:32:13 PM  
Does hollywood just flip a coin on what week to follow which particular "star"? And I use that term very loosely.
 
2012-04-23 03:42:05 PM  
In before drawn together
 
2012-04-23 03:42:20 PM  
dear gods, why did I follow the link???

she was almost cute 20 years ago...
 
2012-04-23 03:43:27 PM  
Leave Tori alone!
 
2012-04-23 03:55:28 PM  
She's as talented an actor as she is attractive.
 
2012-04-23 03:55:44 PM  
She is a very...um... unfortunate looking woman.
 
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2012-04-23 04:00:18 PM  
holy hell.
 
2012-04-23 04:20:40 PM  
and her husband left his prev wife for her! aaagh
 
2012-04-23 04:41:44 PM  
That's what 35 year old skin looks like without photoshop, sorry for your luck basement dwellers. You Farkers crack me up with your judgments of women, it's not like you've been close enough to see one without makeup.
 
2012-04-23 04:42:46 PM  

Haplo127x: That's what 35 year old skin looks like without photoshop, sorry for your luck basement dwellers. You Farkers crack me up with your judgments of women, it's not like you've been close enough to see one without makeup.


My mother is pushing 70 and has better skin than that.
 
2012-04-23 04:52:51 PM  

Haplo127x: That's what 35 year old skin looks like without photoshop, sorry for your luck basement dwellers. You Farkers crack me up with your judgments of women, it's not like you've been close enough to see one without makeup.



Says a woman who plays video games all day.
 
2012-04-23 04:55:09 PM  

Haplo127x: That's what 35 year old skin looks like without photoshop, sorry for your luck basement dwellers. You Farkers crack me up with your judgments of women, it's not like you've been close enough to see one without makeup.


No that's what 35 year old hamburger looks like if you dusted it with flour.
 
2012-04-23 05:20:54 PM  

Haplo127x: basement dwellers


You should patent that before someone steals it.
 
2012-04-23 05:22:10 PM  
My girlfriend is ten years older than her yet she looks 20 years younger ... even without makeup!
 
2012-04-23 06:08:01 PM  
Cagey B need investors?

Please send address so I can send a check
 
2012-04-23 09:14:35 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: and her husband left his prev wife for her! aaagh


you mean for her money?
 
2012-04-23 09:23:37 PM  

Sybarite: I always figured she could fetch the Gatorade during the orgy.

[www.newscelebritygossip.com image 385x420]


What the hell happened to the face of the woman in the middle? It's like the left half of her skull is trying to escape.

I'd still hit it but jeez
 
2012-04-23 10:14:15 PM  

SultanofSchwing: Haplo127x: That's what 35 year old skin looks like without photoshop, sorry for your luck basement dwellers. You Farkers crack me up with your judgments of women, it's not like you've been close enough to see one without makeup.

No that's what 35 year old hamburger looks like if you dusted it with flour.


*snerk*
 
2012-04-23 11:47:55 PM  
you mean for her money?

what? i thought it was for LOVE
 
2012-04-24 12:05:45 AM  
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!
 
2012-04-24 07:26:44 AM  
OMG people don't have perfect skin in real life!!
At least all you studmen have your neck beards to cover your crater faces. Enjoy being forever alone.
 
2012-04-24 09:24:56 AM  
I would absolutely wreck her husband, Dean. I mean WRECK.
 
2012-04-24 10:08:47 AM  
Donna Martin graduates or none of us do
 
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