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(The Smoking Gun)   Looks like someone found out where the penis goes. It's this week's Mugshot Roundup   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 79
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2012-04-23 10:56:10 AM  
Arrested for battery
i.cdn.turner.com
Just where the hell was that battery?
 
2012-04-23 11:21:34 AM  
Gah #11 has weird eyes.
i.cdn.turner.com

If those eyes get any closer together she'll be able to wear a monocle.
 
2012-04-23 11:21:34 AM  
Too early on a Monday. :(
 
2012-04-23 11:22:23 AM  
s3-ak.buzzfed.com

i.cdn.turner.com

What occurred in his past to turn him to a life of crime?
 
2012-04-23 11:22:37 AM  
Sheriff's departments are copyrighting the mugshots now?
 
2012-04-23 11:23:04 AM  

Treygreen13: Gah #11 has weird eyes.
[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

If those eyes get any closer together she'll be able to wear a monocle.


That image is of a woman?
 
2012-04-23 11:23:27 AM  

Treygreen13: Gah #11 has weird eyes.
[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

If those eyes get any closer together she'll be able to wear a monocle.


I'm pretty sure that's a dude...
 
2012-04-23 11:23:39 AM  

Treygreen13: Gah #11 has weird eyes.
[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

If those eyes get any closer together she'll be able to wear a monocle.


[thatsamanbaby.jpg]
 
2012-04-23 11:23:44 AM  

Treygreen13: Gah #11 has weird eyes.
[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

If those eyes get any closer together she'll he'll be able to wear a monocle.


FTFY.
 
2012-04-23 11:24:32 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com

www.factzoo.com
 
2012-04-23 11:25:10 AM  
So #6 was driving with an "invalid" license; she's on crutches so what was the problem?
 
2012-04-23 11:25:25 AM  
# 12 , SOLD!
 
2012-04-23 11:27:24 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Too obvious?
images.wikia.com
 
2012-04-23 11:27:37 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Penis goes where? Hrmm... seems a bit small, but OK.
 
2012-04-23 11:27:44 AM  
Meh.... not a good week.
 
2012-04-23 11:27:57 AM  
Yeah now that you guys mention it that's a guy. I was more distracted by the eyes than the rest of it.

/which was probably his plan all along
 
2012-04-23 11:28:00 AM  

clyph: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

Penis goes where? Hrmm... seems a bit small, but OK.


She's thinking Arby's.
 
2012-04-23 11:28:42 AM  
This guy don't look none too happy about it.

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-04-23 11:29:27 AM  
These things would be much better without the cynical inclusion of "whichever pretty girls happened to be arrested".
 
2012-04-23 11:29:34 AM  
De-louse her and bring her to me

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2012-04-23 11:30:59 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com

"Arrested for driving with an invalid license."

Now that's just cold, man.
 
2012-04-23 11:31:54 AM  

Treygreen13: Gah #11 has weird eyes.
[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

If those eyes get any closer together she'll be able to wear a monocle.


Worse then that, check the crime for which s/he was arrested: loitering for sex. Talk about a law that can clear the bars at closing time.
 
2012-04-23 11:31:54 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Steve Perry's gone downhill since Journey broke up.
 
2012-04-23 11:32:11 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Hey lady, is that a Hutt under your chin or. . .*reads up a couple comments*

FARK YOU, RNATALIE, FARK YOU AND YOUR WHORE NERD MOTHER!!!!

//done comment raging
///good job
 
2012-04-23 11:33:06 AM  

Dimensio: [s3-ak.buzzfed.com image 400x446]

[i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]

What occurred in his past to turn him to a life of crime?


Some guy with a sword turned up, told him he was scum, killed his pet and then burned his party barge.
 
2012-04-23 11:34:16 AM  

Dimensio: [s3-ak.buzzfed.com image 400x446]

[i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]

What occurred in his past to turn him to a life of crime?


I was thinking "her".
 
2012-04-23 11:34:29 AM  
i1136.photobucket.com

i.cdn.turner.com

His older brother?
 
2012-04-23 11:34:41 AM  
round up of round up:
i.imgur.com


Also this:
libranoelrose
Too early on a Monday. :(
 
2012-04-23 11:37:10 AM  

Cythraul: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

[www.factzoo.com image 400x293]


Farking hill-arious. Thank you.
 
2012-04-23 11:41:18 AM  
"Arrested for aggravated assault..." and biting the head off a bat.

/Sharooooooooon!
 
2012-04-23 11:42:23 AM  

R.A.Danny: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

Steve Perry's gone downhill since Journey broke up.


Snert. Good call
 
2012-04-23 11:44:42 AM  

rnatalie: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]

Too obvious?
[images.wikia.com image 300x262]


Rush, is that you?
 
2012-04-23 11:44:52 AM  
i.imgur.comi.cdn.turner.comi.imgur.com
 
2012-04-23 11:46:41 AM  
Ozzy is looking better every day! Wow.

i.cdn.turner.com

www.whale.to
 
2012-04-23 11:50:46 AM  

Treygreen13: Gah #11 has weird eyes.
[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

If those eyes get any closer together she'll be able to wear a monocle.


That's a man, baby!
 
2012-04-23 11:50:55 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com

The Crab Man?
 
2012-04-23 11:54:04 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com

"One two three JAZZ HANDS!"
 
2012-04-23 11:55:11 AM  

Treygreen13: Gah #11 has weird eyes.
[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

If those eyes get any closer together she'll he'll be able to wear a monocle.


/man baby
 
2012-04-23 11:56:07 AM  

Treygreen13: Gah #11 has weird eyes.
[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

If those eyes get any closer together she'll be able to wear a monocle.


That's a dude.
 
2012-04-23 11:58:05 AM  

Treygreen13: Gah #11 has weird eyes.


If those eyes get any closer together she'll be able to wear a monocle.


She?

/I know others already covered it...
 
ecl
2012-04-23 11:59:20 AM  
i.cdn.turner.com



Ha cha cha cha!
 
2012-04-23 12:01:38 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-23 12:04:11 PM  
Arrested for distribution of imitation drugs, distribution of a controlled substance.

i.cdn.turner.com

Gankers got the fake but you can get the real...
 
2012-04-23 12:07:33 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Wanted for freebasing mayonnaise.
 
2012-04-23 12:09:09 PM  
From:
thebluesite.com

To:
i.tbs.com

And end up:
i.cdn.turner.com

"It took some work but I went from a somebody to a nobody about as fast as a person can!"
 
2012-04-23 12:18:08 PM  

Treygreen13: Gah #11 has weird eyes.
[i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

If those eyes get any closer together she'll be able to wear a monocle.


She? I think your mandar is broken. That's is soooooo a dude.
 
2012-04-23 12:22:18 PM  

Sock Ruh Tease: [i.imgur.com image 250x312][i.cdn.turner.com image 250x312][i.imgur.com image 250x312]


it's amazing how much more masculine the flipped images look...
 
2012-04-23 12:25:35 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-23 12:26:13 PM  
I wonder if the Power Rangers know #5 has been detained.
 
2012-04-23 12:29:28 PM  

DysphoricMania: I wonder if the Power Rangers know #5 has been detained.


Those two were always trouble, but this looks like the fat one ate the skinny one before this mugshot
 
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