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2012-04-23 12:38:28 PM

kiwimoogle84: Yup. The power is in realizing that you DO get wonky around that time and compensate for it. Some women just don't care. I try to minimize the crazy as much as possible.


Then you are a better woman than most.

You guys have to be able to control it, because I rarely see normally level headed women just all-out lose their shiat at work.

But for some reason, you go home to the boyfriend and go 0-batshiat insane in about 5 seconds.
 
2012-04-23 12:39:48 PM

Nuclear Monk: [dilbert.com image 640x197]


Dilbert is a genius!
 
2012-04-23 12:39:50 PM
The article was written and designed for page clicks. It's doing its job.
 
2012-04-23 12:39:58 PM

Virtue: kiwimoogle84 [TotalFark]


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2012-04-23 12:34:48 PM

Virtue: "Are men stupid?"

Look around...go to the top of the tallest building and 99% of everything you see was invented, designed, revised, built and serviced by men. Look around at your friends and family.....half of them would be dead before age 18 due to childhood illnesses if it were not for the medical advances made by MEN.

A good chunk, yes, but only because women weren't allowed to do anything for the majority of mankind. Women have done some amazing things.

/thank you madam Curie

I am so glad someone mentioned this.....for all the other posters criticizing me for speaking the truth.....When women do something exceptional they are rewarded for their efforts .....even before feminism came along!


I reward everyone's efforts, whether they be male or female. Yes I could name a hundred male scientists to the one female I mentioned, but you do have to agree with me that women werent allowed to vote or even go to medical school until after men were inventing things for hundreds of years?
 
2012-04-23 12:40:33 PM
No. The people who think that sex has any bearing other than hypocrisy are guilty of stupidity. You can have sex and still make good (or bad) decisions independent of sex. This has no bearing whatsoever on their ability to do their job.
 
2012-04-23 12:41:45 PM

dready zim: redmid17: Ironically, a man probably gave the author her job.

Treygreen13: Can you imagine how this would go over if the headline were anything but "men"?

"Are women stupid crazy?"
"Are minorities stupid?"
"Are asians stupid bad drivers?"
"Are left-handed people stupid evil?"

FTFY

/of course lefties are evil
//sinister even

that was a very dextrous use of language...


Might makes dextrous
 
2012-04-23 12:41:50 PM

kiwimoogle84: Liliac_Hill: Cythraul: Are women raging biatches for five days out of the month?

Just five? Hey, thanks for the compliment! :-)

I lol'd hard at this.


Kiwi - I think you are honestly one of the coolest peeps I know right now. Your level of smarts/funny have tickled me.

Thanks,

Casper
 
2012-04-23 12:42:26 PM

Magnanimous_J: kiwimoogle84: Yup. The power is in realizing that you DO get wonky around that time and compensate for it. Some women just don't care. I try to minimize the crazy as much as possible.

Then you are a better woman than most.

You guys have to be able to control it, because I rarely see normally level headed women just all-out lose their shiat at work.

But for some reason, you go home to the boyfriend and go 0-batshiat insane in about 5 seconds.


The first step to fixing a problem is admitting you have a problem. Are we as women prone to literally having a meltdown because the avocado is full of black spots on day two of the rag? Yup. I've done it. But do I recognize that I do this? Yes. So I try to cool off before I blow the lid.

/and thank you.
 
2012-04-23 12:42:52 PM
The thing is men are more stupid than women at the same time as women are more stupid than men.

The smartest humans are men. The smartest sex is women. the dumbest people are men. Men have more statistical outliers compared to women so the smartest people are men but the average IQ for women is higher so on average women are smarter, this is partly due to the really dumb people who are also men.

What this means is, if you are a smart woman then there are likely to be more men smarter than you than there would be women smarter than you if you were a smart man. On the other hand if you are a dumb woman then there are likely to be more men dumber than you compared to the amount of women dumber than you if you were a dumb man.

From the point of view of a smart woman, taking the dawson effect into account, men would seem dumb when in reality there are more men smarter than you than women smarter than you. From the point of view of a smart man, everyone seems dumb so men and women all seem dumb.
 
2012-04-23 12:43:12 PM

CUZN_Ovoids: [t0.gstatic.com image 259x194]

[t1.gstatic.com image 233x216]

Theory disproved...NEXT


They're dumb in comparison to her:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-23 12:43:16 PM

kiwimoogle84: I reward everyone's efforts, whether they be male or female. Yes I could name a hundred male scientists to the one female I mentioned, but you do have to agree with me that women werent allowed to vote or even go to medical school until after men were inventing things for hundreds of years


Then how die Curie win her prize? This was in the time frame you were talking about.
 
2012-04-23 12:43:34 PM

CasperImproved: kiwimoogle84: Liliac_Hill: Cythraul: Are women raging biatches for five days out of the month?

Just five? Hey, thanks for the compliment! :-)

I lol'd hard at this.

Kiwi - I think you are honestly one of the coolest peeps I know right now. Your level of smarts/funny have tickled me.

Thanks,

Casper


Oh just wait until I'm getting crucified in a politics thread. You'll hate me then. :)
 
2012-04-23 12:43:58 PM
How DID she win that prize even!
 
2012-04-23 12:44:38 PM

kiwimoogle84: germ78: Society would be smarter if we allowed room for men's natural biological imperative to stretch its legs and get its balls dusted every once in a while, instead of locking them into sexless monogamous relationships with no expiration date.

Clearly you married the wrong woman.


Not married. I just think that men should be able to have a mistress, or get services from a legal prostitute without society and his wife getting stupid about it. I'm equal opportunity as well: the wife should be allowed to schtupp the pool boy or whatever the female equivalent of a mistress is.
 
2012-04-23 12:44:52 PM

Virtue: kiwimoogle84: I reward everyone's efforts, whether they be male or female. Yes I could name a hundred male scientists to the one female I mentioned, but you do have to agree with me that women werent allowed to vote or even go to medical school until after men were inventing things for hundreds of years

Then how die Curie win her prize? This was in the time frame you were talking about.


Yes it was, but I read studies of how she was shunned in her community. Her own family stopped talking to her because she was too rebellious for her own good.
 
2012-04-23 12:44:58 PM
Subby sounds like a fat girl. Subby smells like a fat girl.

Subby must be a fat girl.
 
2012-04-23 12:45:27 PM

kiwimoogle84: CasperImproved: kiwimoogle84: Liliac_Hill: Cythraul: Are women raging biatches for five days out of the month?

Just five? Hey, thanks for the compliment! :-)

I lol'd hard at this.

Kiwi - I think you are honestly one of the coolest peeps I know right now. Your level of smarts/funny have tickled me.

Thanks,

Casper

Oh just wait until I'm getting crucified in a politics thread. You'll hate me then. :)


Sweetpea? I don't think so.
 
2012-04-23 12:46:46 PM

germ78: kiwimoogle84: germ78: Society would be smarter if we allowed room for men's natural biological imperative to stretch its legs and get its balls dusted every once in a while, instead of locking them into sexless monogamous relationships with no expiration date.

Clearly you married the wrong woman.

Not married. I just think that men should be able to have a mistress, or get services from a legal prostitute without society and his wife getting stupid about it. I'm equal opportunity as well: the wife should be allowed to schtupp the pool boy or whatever the female equivalent of a mistress is.


Actually, my philosophy for women is if you don't want your husband to stray, keep being the best he can get in the sack. Be hotter than anyone he'd cheat with, and he'll never stray. The right woman will make the man better. The happier the woman keeps her man, the happier he'll make her in return.
 
2012-04-23 12:47:30 PM

James!: Maybe the question should be "what does you're private sex life have to do with your ability to work?"


Ask the Secret Service.
 
2012-04-23 12:48:03 PM

snocone: lennavan: doubled99: NEWS FLASH
If you don't satisfy your man sexually, he will seek satisfaction elsewhere.

drhansenej: The penis is a powerful force. And it isn't going to suck itself.

Pretty much. The author sees it as stupid:

The sudden-IQ-drop syndrome affects Democrats and Republicans, Americans and Europeans, people of all colors and professions.

Did Tiger Woods think nobody would even learn about his affairs, with more than a dozen alleged relationships?

Did former South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, a Republican, who couldn't come up with an excuse so he simply disappeared to meet his Argentinian lover, think no one would find out?

When in reality she doesnt realize - It's not stupidity, it's a calculated decision. The rewards of cheating are X. The risks of cheating are Y%. The consequences of getting caught are Z.

X > YZ

ahemm,
X > Y4Z2


But consider:

YYZ > X > Y4Z2

/although knowing that will prevent you from being laid.
 
GBB [TotalFark]
2012-04-23 12:48:47 PM
What?!?! No mention of:
cache.jezebel.com
 
2012-04-23 12:48:53 PM

kiwimoogle84: Yes it was, but I read studies of how she was shunned in her community. Her own family stopped talking to her because she was too rebellious for her own good.


Shunned in her community.....Wow you could almost compare that to being under house arrest for life, Like Galileo.
 
2012-04-23 12:49:03 PM

Virtue: kiwimoogle84 [TotalFark]


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2012-04-23 12:34:48 PM

Virtue: "Are men stupid?"

Look around...go to the top of the tallest building and 99% of everything you see was invented, designed, revised, built and serviced by men. Look around at your friends and family.....half of them would be dead before age 18 due to childhood illnesses if it were not for the medical advances made by MEN.

A good chunk, yes, but only because women weren't allowed to do anything for the majority of mankind. Women have done some amazing things.

/thank you madam Curie

I am so glad someone mentioned this.....for all the other posters criticizing me for speaking the truth.....When women do something exceptional they are rewarded for their efforts .....even before feminism came along!


You're right, I've never seen a man receive the Nobel Prize for Physics now that you mention it.
 
2012-04-23 12:49:21 PM

germ78: kiwimoogle84: germ78: Society would be smarter if we allowed room for men's natural biological imperative to stretch its legs and get its balls dusted every once in a while, instead of locking them into sexless monogamous relationships with no expiration date.

Clearly you married the wrong woman.

Not married. I just think that men should be able to have a mistress, or get services from a legal prostitute without society and his wife getting stupid about it. I'm equal opportunity as well: the wife should be allowed to schtupp the pool boy or whatever the female equivalent of a mistress is.


They can, what makes you think they can't? That you totally imagined they can't?

Oh, wait, you left an important part out here - you think a man should be able to get married, promise a woman she is his one and only and then a few years later when he's bored, get a mistress? Yeah, you're a dick dude. An enormous dick.

You want a mistress on the side with your wife, make sure you're honest about it before you get serious or get married. You want a mistress while you're married and you didn't previously talk with your wife about it? Talk about it with her now. If she says no, then divorce her, then get a mistress. Don't like the options? No bigs, don't married. Otherwise you're just a dick.
 
2012-04-23 12:49:51 PM

a2jk: No. The people who think that sex has any bearing other than hypocrisy are guilty of stupidity. You can have sex and still make good (or bad) decisions independent of sex. This has no bearing whatsoever on their ability to do their job.



Sex drive runs your life, mammal.
Close second is self preservation.
The rest is negotiable.

/think of it as the hard wiring
 
2012-04-23 12:49:51 PM
If women are so smart, why did they forget to grow a penis?
 
2012-04-23 12:50:01 PM

StaleCoffee: You're right, I've never seen a man receive the Nobel Prize for Physics now that you mention it.


Yep men are too stupid to win a Nobel Prize for Physics.
 
2012-04-23 12:50:48 PM

kiwimoogle84: germ78: kiwimoogle84: germ78: Society would be smarter if we allowed room for men's natural biological imperative to stretch its legs and get its balls dusted every once in a while, instead of locking them into sexless monogamous relationships with no expiration date.

Clearly you married the wrong woman.

Not married. I just think that men should be able to have a mistress, or get services from a legal prostitute without society and his wife getting stupid about it. I'm equal opportunity as well: the wife should be allowed to schtupp the pool boy or whatever the female equivalent of a mistress is.

Actually, my philosophy for women is if you don't want your husband to stray, keep being the best he can get in the sack. Be hotter than anyone he'd cheat with, and he'll never stray. The right woman will make the man better. The happier the woman keeps her man, the happier he'll make her in return.


There is a lot of truth to that. Though men are often led astray for a little strange because biology.

/it's the male version of women's biological clock
 
2012-04-23 12:50:52 PM

Virtue: kiwimoogle84: Yes it was, but I read studies of how she was shunned in her community. Her own family stopped talking to her because she was too rebellious for her own good.

Shunned in her community.....Wow you could almost compare that to being under house arrest for life, Like Galileo.


I heard Marie Curie and Galileo were good friends growing up in the same era together.
 
2012-04-23 12:51:14 PM
Women have never - ever - initiated an affair, and have never - ever - mishandled it in a way that hurts them, their loved ones and their colleagues.

/sarcasm off
//When it comes to relationships, men are insane and women are very poor strategists.
 
2012-04-23 12:51:37 PM
Is Frida Ghitis stupid?

Yes

"How else can we explain the endless parade of otherwise successful individuals, who by all appearances seem intelligent and competent, and yet risk destroying their careers and their personal lives over the chance to have a sexual escapade?"

Answer: to men, putting the penis in a vagina and moving it about until is makes a mess is called sex. It's no big deal. But women make it a very big deal and they only want their man's penis in their vagina. Women think that men actually give a flying fark if a politician gets a little on the side. We don't. We don't care even if we would never screw around on our wives. Men only pretend care for political reasons.
 
2012-04-23 12:51:40 PM
Subby,All humans have they're momments.Some are just longer momments than others.
 
2012-04-23 12:51:42 PM
Ladies, your husbands are going to have sex, so either you need to supply it, or they'll go somewhere else.
 
2012-04-23 12:51:43 PM

Virtue: kiwimoogle84: Yes it was, but I read studies of how she was shunned in her community. Her own family stopped talking to her because she was too rebellious for her own good.

Shunned in her community.....Wow you could almost compare that to being under house arrest for life, Like Galileo.


Ok. What I'm trying to get you to do is agree that men made more advances because women weren't allowed to for a very long time. I mention a woman who broke the rules and you just mention another man. Yes, many people were shunned by society for their advances and discoveries but far more men made those discoveries because all women were good for was uteruses according to the men of that age.

/not a feminist
 
2012-04-23 12:52:31 PM

lennavan: I heard Marie Curie and Galileo were good friends growing up in the same era together.


And this is relevant how? Here let me help you......its NOT......Whats it called when you ignore the argument at hand and bring up an unrelated argument? Anyone?
 
2012-04-23 12:52:52 PM

lennavan: Treygreen13: Can you imagine how this would go over if the headline were anything but "men"?

"Are women stupid?"
"Are minorities stupid?"
"Are asians stupid?"
"Are left-handed people stupid?"

"Are black men stupid?"


That's a good way to get a bounty on your head from the Black Panthers that will cause all police agencies to look the other way.
 
2012-04-23 12:52:55 PM
Religion is to blame. The attempt to control the self-actualized and sexually adventurous failed. Sex is not a bad thing to have fun with and explore about your life. Sin, hell, damnation, all those lies designed to terrify us are a total failure. (See: Pedophile priests) Teaching people to feel shame as the primary emotion in sexual attractions represses and therefor destroys the most exuberant aspects of personality, and twists them into perversions, mental illness, and conservatives.

Sex: A celebration of life itself, or a dirty, sinful, shameful misdeed? We have to decide for ourselves who the liar is. These men all failed to apply critical thinking. Darwin approves.
 
2012-04-23 12:53:13 PM

germ78: kiwimoogle84: germ78: kiwimoogle84: germ78: Society would be smarter if we allowed room for men's natural biological imperative to stretch its legs and get its balls dusted every once in a while, instead of locking them into sexless monogamous relationships with no expiration date.

Clearly you married the wrong woman.

Not married. I just think that men should be able to have a mistress, or get services from a legal prostitute without society and his wife getting stupid about it. I'm equal opportunity as well: the wife should be allowed to schtupp the pool boy or whatever the female equivalent of a mistress is.

Actually, my philosophy for women is if you don't want your husband to stray, keep being the best he can get in the sack. Be hotter than anyone he'd cheat with, and he'll never stray. The right woman will make the man better. The happier the woman keeps her man, the happier he'll make her in return.

There is a lot of truth to that. Though men are often led astray for a little strange because biology.

/it's the male version of women's biological clock


All she has to do is blow him more. Really. Women, try this out. Next time your man seems distant, undo his pants. Truly. Men aren't necessarily stupid, just simple.
 
2012-04-23 12:53:26 PM

kiwimoogle84: Ok. What I'm trying to get you to do is agree that men made more advances because women weren't allowed to for a very long time. I mention a woman who broke the rules and you just mention another man.


He's trolling for the lulz. Just have fun with it. He gave it away on his 2nd post:

Virtue: for all the other posters criticizing me for speaking the truth

 
2012-04-23 12:53:49 PM

kiwimoogle84:
Actually, my philosophy for women is if you don't want your husband to stray, keep being the best he can get in the sack. Be hotter than anyone he'd cheat with, and he'll never stray. The right woman will make the man better. The happier the woman keeps her man, the happier he'll make her in return.



Can you please start seminars for woman across the world? They need to hear this.....
 
2012-04-23 12:53:49 PM

Virtue: lennavan: I heard Marie Curie and Galileo were good friends growing up in the same era together.

And this is relevant how? Here let me help you......its NOT......Whats it called when you ignore the argument at hand and bring up an unrelated argument? Anyone?


Fark?
 
2012-04-23 12:53:52 PM

kiwimoogle84: germ78: kiwimoogle84: germ78: Society would be smarter if we allowed room for men's natural biological imperative to stretch its legs and get its balls dusted every once in a while, instead of locking them into sexless monogamous relationships with no expiration date.

Clearly you married the wrong woman.

Not married. I just think that men should be able to have a mistress, or get services from a legal prostitute without society and his wife getting stupid about it. I'm equal opportunity as well: the wife should be allowed to schtupp the pool boy or whatever the female equivalent of a mistress is.

Actually, my philosophy for women is if you don't want your husband to stray, keep being the best he can get in the sack> his heart. Be hotter than anyone he'd cheat with, and he'll never stray. The right woman will make the man better. The happier the woman keeps her man, the happier he'll make her in return.


There, fixed it so what really matters is explained for others. The rest that you said, I agree with.

But it does go both ways. If I am smart, the next woman I pin my heart to will have little to complain about. I've actually learned I need to listen more.
 
2012-04-23 12:53:53 PM

minuslars: White people.


Really?...like there ain't black men having 7 children with 15 different women?

/it just don' add up
 
2012-04-23 12:54:55 PM

kiwimoogle84:

All she has to do is blow him more. Really. Women, try this out. Next time your man seems distant, undo his pants. Truly. Men aren't necessarily stupid, just simple.



God damn, can we please clone you kiwi? Because you are....beyond awesome
 
2012-04-23 12:55:19 PM

fappomatic: thought to be involved.

= "proved", nowadays?

Who knew?

(Might want to work on your scientific reading comprehension, li'l fella.)
 
2012-04-23 12:55:28 PM

kiwimoogle84: Ok. What I'm trying to get you to do is agree that men made more advances because women weren't allowed to for a very long time. I mention a woman who broke the rules and you just mention another man. Yes, many people were shunned by society for their advances and discoveries but far more men made those discoveries because all women were good for was uteruses according to the men of that age.


I disagree and let me tell you why. Women have not come up with a lot of breakthroughs because why should they? It has nothing to do with not being allowed.....there were many outstanding achievements made by both sexes despite "not being allowed" The difference is women do not achieve social status by achievements of this nature. Men do.
 
2012-04-23 12:55:42 PM

Virtue: lennavan: I heard Marie Curie and Galileo were good friends growing up in the same era together.

And this is relevant how? Here let me help you......its NOT......Whats it called when you ignore the argument at hand and bring up an unrelated argument? Anyone?


Oh it was just an interesting tidbit, Galileo and Marie Curie were good friends growing up in the same era, both treated poorly by the scientific community.

But hey, even if they were in different eras that would be irrelevant as you suggest. Kinda like Obama is president now and George Washington was the first president, clearly demonstrating blacks and whites have always been treated equally.
 
2012-04-23 12:56:11 PM

Freezebyte: kiwimoogle84:

All she has to do is blow him more. Really. Women, try this out. Next time your man seems distant, undo his pants. Truly. Men aren't necessarily stupid, just simple.


God damn, can we please clone you kiwi? Because you are....beyond awesome


I understand men. Keep their beer cold, their bellies full, their balls empty, and put them to bed.
 
2012-04-23 12:56:30 PM

Hack Patooey: Ladies, your husbands are going to have sex, so either you need to supply it, or they'll go somewhere else.


Damn, there is much win in this thread from woman who finally "get it"
 
2012-04-23 12:56:58 PM
There are a lot of reasons women have sex: to feel attractive, to feel like they have worth, for revenge, to screw over some other woman, and for pleasure.

There's pretty much one reason men have sex: they want to have sex.

There's your difference between men and women.

I guess men are pretty dumb for not using sex as a tool to get something.
 
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