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2012-04-23 12:17:12 PM
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Theory disproved...NEXT
 
2012-04-23 12:17:16 PM
All those men cheated with women.

so, are women opportunistic gold digging sluts who will sleep with married men because they are attracted to power?
 
2012-04-23 12:17:17 PM
germ78: Society would be smarter if we allowed room for men's natural biological imperative to stretch its legs and get its balls dusted every once in a while, instead of locking them into sexless monogamous relationships with no expiration date.

Your newsletter. I must subscribe.
 
2012-04-23 12:17:31 PM
germ78: Society would be smarter if we allowed room for men's natural biological imperative to stretch its legs and get its balls dusted every once in a while, instead of locking them into sexless monogamous relationships with no expiration date.

Clearly you married the wrong woman.
 
2012-04-23 12:17:58 PM
darwinpolice: Treygreen13: Can you imagine how this would go over if the headline were anything but "men"?

"Are women stupid?"
"Are minorities stupid?"
"Are asians stupid?"
"Are left-handed people stupid?"

Here? It'd go over just like this did. Most people would get a chuckle out of it and a couple of butthurt whiners would whine about it all butthurtedly.


You honestly think a "Are minorities stupid?" article would turn out like this thread?
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-04-23 12:17:58 PM
cryinoutloud: StaleCoffee: It's about cheating, so it's okay to call men stupid. If it's a woman then, well, obviously it was the mans fault somehow.

Obviously, in your world. Thus proving that you, at least, are stupid.


Was sarcasm. I guess that was a fail on my part if it was taken otherwise.
 
2012-04-23 12:18:08 PM
All I can say is that i thank the flying spagetti monster everyday that I don't own a penis. Men may not be stupid on their own, but those things sure make them do some dumb stuff.
 
2012-04-23 12:18:22 PM
img406.imageshack.us
 
2012-04-23 12:18:27 PM
i149.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-23 12:18:36 PM
I found an article that may or may not have the author's e-mail address. Link
 
2012-04-23 12:18:50 PM
Or perhaps we should view this as proof that our religion-based structures of monogamy and taboos are unrealistic, and that no productive person should have to give up a useful career over something as personal as sex.
 
2012-04-23 12:19:00 PM
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2012-04-23 12:19:09 PM
Bob_Laublaw: James!: Maybe the question should be "what does you're private sex life have to do with your ability to work?"

Like grandma used to say, "It doesn't matter who politicians f*ck in private; I'm more concerned with who they f*ck in public."

Grandma drank.


Grandma sounds like a fun drunk.
 
2012-04-23 12:19:56 PM
roadmarks: kiwimoogle84: Cythraul: Are women raging biatches for five days out of the month?

Not all of them. But men are stupid, and women are crazy. For the most part, yes.

/female
//doesn't believe in PMS

PMDD sufferer - suck my d1ck

/why yes, it IS that time of the month
//you know, when we have our highest level of testosterone
///so we're most like men


Hahaha.
You poor, poor girl.
 
2012-04-23 12:20:50 PM
Are men stupid?

i2.cdn.turner.com

This one looks stupid and ugly.
 
2012-04-23 12:21:07 PM
doubled99: NEWS FLASH
If you don't satisfy your man sexually, he will seek satisfaction elsewhere.


drhansenej: The penis is a powerful force. And it isn't going to suck itself.

Pretty much. The author sees it as stupid:

The sudden-IQ-drop syndrome affects Democrats and Republicans, Americans and Europeans, people of all colors and professions.

Did Tiger Woods think nobody would even learn about his affairs, with more than a dozen alleged relationships?

Did former South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, a Republican, who couldn't come up with an excuse so he simply disappeared to meet his Argentinian lover, think no one would find out?


When in reality she doesnt realize - It's not stupidity, it's a calculated decision. The rewards of cheating are X. The risks of cheating are Y%. The consequences of getting caught are Z.

X > YZ
 
2012-04-23 12:22:16 PM
Taikoluigi: Alternate answer: Not if we can ignore our damned sex drives.

Salt peter should do it.
 
2012-04-23 12:22:24 PM
White people.
 
2012-04-23 12:23:04 PM

drhansenej

2012-04-23 12:16:16 PM

The penis is a powerful force. And it isn't going to suck itself.


I don't know.....I'm pretty flexible since I started doing yoga

/will have to get back to ya on that since I'm at work
 
2012-04-23 12:23:05 PM
JustTheTip: Or perhaps we should view this as proof that our religion-based structures of monogamy and taboos are unrealistic, and that no productive person should have to give up a useful career over something as personal as sex.

okay you can stop the thread now. I think everyone's learned what to take from this.
 
2012-04-23 12:23:57 PM
kiwimoogle84: roadmarks: kiwimoogle84: Cythraul: Are women raging biatches for five days out of the month?

Not all of them. But men are stupid, and women are crazy. For the most part, yes.

/female
//doesn't believe in PMS

PMDD sufferer - suck my d1ck

/why yes, it IS that time of the month
//you know, when we have our highest level of testosterone
///so we're most like men

I feel for you. I just know many women who freak out on their men at random times citing PMS as an excuse. My own mother claims to "PMS" fourteen days before her period. So basically it gives her license to be a complete psycho whack job? No mom, you're just crazy.


*sigh* and of course I overreact
I do know that phenomenon, almost as annoying and frustrating as those who make false rape claims...
 
2012-04-23 12:24:03 PM
JustTheTip: Or perhaps we should view this as proof that our religion-based structures of monogamy and taboos are unrealistic, and that no productive person should have to give up a useful career over something as personal as sex.



Monogamy pre-dates religion, as does polygamy. You can take it from here.
 
2012-04-23 12:24:16 PM
popcorn
beer
comfy chair
reading glasses

My guess is that many would consider the stupidest women to be those that allow themselves to be sexployted.
whar's the pics? This is a visual medium.

Divide and Conquer
 
2012-04-23 12:24:31 PM
JustTheTip: Or perhaps we should view this as proof that our religion-based structures of monogamy and taboos are unrealistic, and that no productive person should have to give up a useful career over something as personal as sex.

Again: Don't get married.

There is nobody forcing you to swear to a life of monogamy. If you don't want to go there, then don't go there.

The problem isn't unrealistic social structures and taboos, it's people who want to fark around not being up front about it.
 
2012-04-23 12:25:08 PM
!
 
2012-04-23 12:25:27 PM
Are men stupid? Not stupid enough to get caught farking their underage students on a daily basis.
 
2012-04-23 12:26:25 PM
"I am the most important person I know, every thought I have is the truth, every emotion I feel is a reality."

The ego is an idiot. Men are encouraged to wallow in their egos. So, yes, if they accept that gender script, it makes them retards.
 
2012-04-23 12:26:52 PM
roadmarks: kiwimoogle84: roadmarks: kiwimoogle84: Cythraul: Are women raging biatches for five days out of the month?

Not all of them. But men are stupid, and women are crazy. For the most part, yes.

/female
//doesn't believe in PMS

PMDD sufferer - suck my d1ck

/why yes, it IS that time of the month
//you know, when we have our highest level of testosterone
///so we're most like men

I feel for you. I just know many women who freak out on their men at random times citing PMS as an excuse. My own mother claims to "PMS" fourteen days before her period. So basically it gives her license to be a complete psycho whack job? No mom, you're just crazy.

*sigh* and of course I overreact
I do know that phenomenon, almost as annoying and frustrating as those who make false rape claims...


Yup. The power is in realizing that you DO get wonky around that time and compensate for it. Some women just don't care. I try to minimize the crazy as much as possible.
 
2012-04-23 12:27:04 PM
Men have two heads, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
 
2012-04-23 12:27:21 PM
lennavan: doubled99: NEWS FLASH
If you don't satisfy your man sexually, he will seek satisfaction elsewhere.

drhansenej: The penis is a powerful force. And it isn't going to suck itself.

Pretty much. The author sees it as stupid:

The sudden-IQ-drop syndrome affects Democrats and Republicans, Americans and Europeans, people of all colors and professions.

Did Tiger Woods think nobody would even learn about his affairs, with more than a dozen alleged relationships?

Did former South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, a Republican, who couldn't come up with an excuse so he simply disappeared to meet his Argentinian lover, think no one would find out?

When in reality she doesnt realize - It's not stupidity, it's a calculated decision. The rewards of cheating are X. The risks of cheating are Y%. The consequences of getting caught are Z.

X > YZ


ahemm,
X > Y4Z2
 
2012-04-23 12:28:14 PM
Answer this first:


Are woman naturally manipulative, greedy and incapable of not being jealous/envy about anything or anyone?


You will then have reasoning for men behaving stupid.
 
2012-04-23 12:29:29 PM
Freezebyte: Answer this first:


Are woman naturally manipulative, greedy and incapable of not being jealous/envy about anything or anyone?


You will then have reasoning for men behaving stupid.


Incapable? No. Is it a trend among the fairer sex? Unfortunately yes.
 
2012-04-23 12:30:52 PM
Cythraul: Are women raging biatches for five days out of the month?

Just five? Hey, thanks for the compliment! :-)
 
2012-04-23 12:31:05 PM
Something tells me the author was just in a relationship with a man that didn't have the balls to do the dumping, and just ended the only way he knew how.
/yes honey, sometimes actions speak louder than words
 
2012-04-23 12:31:22 PM
redmid17: Ironically, a man probably gave the author her job.

Treygreen13: Can you imagine how this would go over if the headline were anything but "men"?

"Are women stupid crazy?"
"Are minorities stupid?"
"Are asians stupid bad drivers?"
"Are left-handed people stupid evil?"

FTFY

/of course lefties are evil
//sinister even


that was a very dextrous use of language...
 
2012-04-23 12:31:23 PM
People are stupid.
 
2012-04-23 12:31:34 PM
Liliac_Hill: Cythraul: Are women raging biatches for five days out of the month?

Just five? Hey, thanks for the compliment! :-)


I lol'd hard at this.
 
2012-04-23 12:31:56 PM
The author of the article is a beast.
Hasn't been laid in probably 10 years.

...she mad
 
2012-04-23 12:32:37 PM
In other news,
AndroJel (testosterone gel) is now availible in 1.65%!!!
 
2012-04-23 12:32:49 PM
"Are men stupid?"

Look around...go to the top of the tallest building and 99% of everything you see was invented, designed, revised, built and serviced by men. Look around at your friends and family.....half of them would be dead before age 18 due to childhood illnesses if it were not for the medical advances made by MEN.
 
2012-04-23 12:34:21 PM
Virtue: "Are men stupid?"

Look around...go to the top of the tallest building and 99% of everything you see was invented, designed, revised, built and serviced by men. Look around at your friends and family.....half of them would be dead before age 18 due to childhood illnesses if it were not for the medical advances made by MEN.



*Mankind* would be the proper terminology me thinks....
 
2012-04-23 12:34:48 PM
Virtue: "Are men stupid?"

Look around...go to the top of the tallest building and 99% of everything you see was invented, designed, revised, built and serviced by men. Look around at your friends and family.....half of them would be dead before age 18 due to childhood illnesses if it were not for the medical advances made by MEN.


A good chunk, yes, but only because women weren't allowed to do anything for the majority of mankind. Women have done some amazing things.

/thank you madam Curie
 
2012-04-23 12:35:01 PM
I read a study indicating that the male fetus is quite similar in brain function, to the female fetus until testosterone is introduced. The presence of testosterone literally causes brain damage to the male fetus. The damage renders the male brain unable to process information with both sides of the brain, as in the female brain. The difference leaves men to slower decisionmaking processes as well as his propensity to think in 2D....we can't multi-task. By design, this makes us adept as a hunter/breeder.

Here is text from one article where studies proved testosterone therapy resulted in less social empathy in women:

"During social interactions we automatically infer motives, intentions, and feelings from bodily cues of others, especially from the eye region of their faces. This cognitive empathic ability is one of the most important components of social intelligence, and is essential for effective social interaction. Females on average outperform males in this cognitive empathy, and the male sex hormone testosterone is thought to be involved. Testosterone may not only down-regulate social intelligence organizationally, by affecting fetal brain development, but also activationally, by its current effects on the brain."

Ladies, the evolutionary ball is now in your courts.
 
2012-04-23 12:35:06 PM
e5wsf: Are men stupid? Not stupid enough to get caught farking their underage students on a daily basis.

^^ THIS ^^
 
2012-04-23 12:35:38 PM
Beerguy: Are we stupid?

No.

Do our penile overlords often bully our brains into mush?

Yes.


Very much this. I was supervising a group of AP high school seniors with a research project; one girl found some information about a dinosaur with a brain in it's tail, showed her girlfriends, shouting "This is why they have no control! There's a brain in that little thing! They haven't evolved beyond the dinosaur!" The conversation and verbal gender war that followed was hilarious until the boys ran out of clever comebacks and the alpha males in the group fashioned weapons from paperclips and rubber bands and nearly hit some girl in the eye.
 
2012-04-23 12:35:43 PM
Virtue: "Are men stupid?"

Yes, I am a great example of men being amazingly stupid and I will clearly demonstrate that to you all now.


Well thank goodness we won't conclude generalizations from one anecdote. But you were incredibly convincing.
 
2012-04-23 12:37:26 PM
CNN is an angry shrill woman who wonders why she can't get a date.

(also, CNN should interview my Ex if they ant to know the definition of stupid)
 
2012-04-23 12:37:27 PM
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2012-04-23 12:34:48 PM

Virtue: "Are men stupid?"

Look around...go to the top of the tallest building and 99% of everything you see was invented, designed, revised, built and serviced by men. Look around at your friends and family.....half of them would be dead before age 18 due to childhood illnesses if it were not for the medical advances made by MEN.

A good chunk, yes, but only because women weren't allowed to do anything for the majority of mankind. Women have done some amazing things.

/thank you madam Curie


I am so glad someone mentioned this.....for all the other posters criticizing me for speaking the truth.....When women do something exceptional they are rewarded for their efforts .....even before feminism came along!
 
2012-04-23 12:37:46 PM
Treygreen13: Can you imagine how this would go over if the headline were anything but "men"?

"Are women stupid?"
"Are minorities stupid?"
"Are asians stupid?"
"Are left-handed people stupid?"


Hey! Easy with the comparisons, friend.

Women...oblivious
Minorities...minor problem
Asians....odd

But left-handeders are the right stuff
 
2012-04-23 12:38:20 PM
Editor's note: Frida...

She knows there's something going on.
 
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