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2012-04-23 12:02:53 PM
I'm OK with this
 
2012-04-23 12:03:12 PM
Did it sink into the swamp?
 
2012-04-23 12:04:03 PM
kiwimoogle84: Did it sink into the swamp?

It's got huge...tracts o' land.
 
2012-04-23 12:04:12 PM
No singing!
 
2012-04-23 12:04:22 PM
So, I built the highway up again...and IT sank into the bog...but the 3rd highway, that stayed.
 
2012-04-23 12:04:33 PM
And let me guess...they built it all the same, just to show 'em.

/I could go on and on
 
2012-04-23 12:05:14 PM
The first two sunk, the third burnt to the ground then sunk into the swamp. But the fourth...
 
2012-04-23 12:05:59 PM

kiwimoogle84


Did it sink into the swamp?


It burned down, fell over, THEN sank into the swamp.
 
2012-04-23 12:06:50 PM
did it catch fire, fall over and sink into the swamp?
 
2012-04-23 12:08:02 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-23 12:08:14 PM
Pantload: did it catch fire, fall over and sink into the swamp?

If you're gonna quote Monty python, please do it correctly.

/much obliged
 
2012-04-23 12:10:14 PM
Yanks_RSJ: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 200x200]

Came for the J. Walter Weatherman reference. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-04-23 12:10:52 PM
only $540K to repair?

What are we talking a 10 foot long section?
 
2012-04-23 12:11:38 PM
Oh please; plenty of highways are built over swamps or bogs, and they don't sink.

You know why? Because they were built correctly in the first place. If you put enough soil or rock on top of the bog and compact it properly, it displaces the soft material (yes, even 30') and will eventually stop sinking. Or, you could dig out the 30' of muck if you're really stupid, but that means building cofferdams on either side of the highway (so it won't flow back in while you're digging, and to limit how much width you have to dig out), but that's really expensive.

Or, you can drive wooden or concrete piles down into the muck until they reach the bottom, then pour a concrete "pad" on top of the piles. The road embankment and pavement is then built on top of the concrete pad. US 64 outside of Columbia, NC was built that way back when the road was being widened.

/removing the muck should be the last resort
//highway design engineer
 
2012-04-23 12:12:08 PM
This is a case study in the use of Geofoam EPS blocks as a buoyant substructure.

Then I read this:

Other scientists documented a rare species of mosquito there.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-23 12:13:05 PM
I used to love riding my motorcycle over the road sinking into the bog around Purdue. I guess Indiana is really really dumb when it comes to roads and bogs.
 
2012-04-23 12:14:06 PM
But they built it all the same . . . Just to show 'em!
 
2012-04-23 12:14:27 PM
wildcardjack: This is a case study in the use of Geofoam EPS blocks as a buoyant substructure.

So...that segment of the highway was effectively floating, at least for a bit? That's an interesting idea.

/Not an engineer.
 
2012-04-23 12:14:34 PM
Yeah, the original contractor and geological surveyor were kinda retarded here. You don't build a highway atop highly compressible material. You excavate till you find solid bedrock then you backfill with proper material, compacting it as you lay it down. If you also have frequent instances of flooding, you may just end up needing to build a viaduct over the land instead.
 
2012-04-23 12:15:38 PM
It's Indiana. They were expecting Jesus to hold it up.
 
2012-04-23 12:15:40 PM
King: Listen, lad: I built this kingdom up from nuthin'. When I started
here, all of this was swamp! Other kings said it was *daft* to build a
castle in a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em! It
sank into the swamp. SO, I built a second one! That sank into the
swamp. So I built a *third* one. That burned down, fell over, *then*
sank into the swamp. But the fourth one......stayed up. And that's what
you're gonna get, lad: the *strongest* castle in these islands.
Son: But I don't want any of that! I'd rather...
King: Rather what?
Son: I'd rather...just...sing!......

King: Stop that! Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here!

Now, listen, lad. In twenty minutes you're gettin' married to a girl
whose father owns the biggest *tracts* of open land in England.
Son: But I don't want land!
King: Listen, Alex...
Son: 'Erbert...
King: 'Erbert. We live in a bloody swamp!
 
2012-04-23 12:18:30 PM
I'll take you down there ... I'll take you...
I'll take you down there ... I'll take you...

See how my tentacles got you under control
You're already caught in the palm of my hand
You're easy to swallow, I'm sucking your back
I'm taking your ankles -- You're back into the bog
I'm taking your legs...
I'm taking your knees
 
2012-04-23 12:19:17 PM
'..a "peaty swamp occupying an extensive ice-block depression" covered by a dense, floating layer of liverwort on the open, wet mucky spots. It was home to a very rare species of a large, hard- biting mosquito. In the middle of the 20th century, rattlesnakes were seen on a road that had been flooded by the swamp."

Sounds nice.
 
2012-04-23 12:28:26 PM
dryknife: '..a "peaty swamp occupying an extensive ice-block depression" covered by a dense, floating layer of liverwort on the open, wet mucky spots. It was home to a very rare species of a large, hard- biting mosquito. In the middle of the 20th century, rattlesnakes were seen on a road that had been flooded by the swamp."

Sounds nice.


Like a vacation paradise!
 
2012-04-23 12:29:30 PM
what a highway over a bog might look like :)

www.thatvideogameblog.com

/hot, like a kill streak
 
2012-04-23 12:29:58 PM
Bendal: Oh please; plenty of highways are built over swamps or bogs, and they don't sink.

You know why? Because they were built correctly in the first place. If you put enough soil or rock on top of the bog and compact it properly, it displaces the soft material (yes, even 30') and will eventually stop sinking. Or, you could dig out the 30' of muck if you're really stupid, but that means building cofferdams on either side of the highway (so it won't flow back in while you're digging, and to limit how much width you have to dig out), but that's really expensive.

Or, you can drive wooden or concrete piles down into the muck until they reach the bottom, then pour a concrete "pad" on top of the piles. The road embankment and pavement is then built on top of the concrete pad. US 64 outside of Columbia, NC was built that way back when the road was being widened.

/removing the muck should be the last resort
//highway design engineer


You're not a real engineer.

A real engineer would pretend that there's some sort of secret, almost-magical process involved in building a road and that the only way to possibly build it is to hire a large group of engineers at exorbitant hourly rates, even though most of them will spend the majority of their time stating the obvious but trying to hide behind technobabble and/or unnecessarily detailed instructions

"There must be exactly 2.394" of crushed limestone compacted over exactly 3 hours and 5 minutes while the ambient temperature is 68 degrees, on top of 9.9532" of 1/2" navvy jack that's been painted a nice salmon color or else this whole section will collapse! You have 2.391" of limestone, you fool!"
 
2012-04-23 12:31:37 PM
kiwimoogle84: And let me guess...they built it all the same, just to show 'em.

/I could go on and on


All right but no singing.
 
2012-04-23 12:32:01 PM
Cordoroy Road.

On pontoons.

Or, if you are a Roman engineer, just dump big rocks into the bog until they stop sinking and cover with layers of broken rock and gravel until you have a straight road with a smooth surface. Built to last, those Romans. Massive slave labor force and no concept of built-in obsolence.
 
2012-04-23 12:33:06 PM
SuperChuck: kiwimoogle84: And let me guess...they built it all the same, just to show 'em.

/I could go on and on

All right but no singing.


I'm going to tell (she's going to tell!) I'm going to tell (she's going to tell!)

/message for you sir
 
2012-04-23 12:41:25 PM
kvinesknows: only $540K to repair?

What are we talking a 10 foot long section?


yeaaaaahhhhh....it's a 400 ft length and I'm calling bullshiat on that estimate right now.
 
2012-04-23 12:41:40 PM
Came for the Marvin the Paranoid Android references, leaving very disappointed.
 
2012-04-23 12:44:28 PM
brantgoose: Cordoroy Road.

On pontoons.

Or, if you are a Roman engineer, just dump big rocks into the bog until they stop sinking and cover with layers of broken rock and gravel until you have a straight road with a smooth surface. Built to last, those Romans. Massive slave labor force and no concept of built-in obsolence.


With material that deep, the Roman solution would be what I'd expect the geologists to suggest. That, or a very wide blanket of soil stabilization fabric with soil piled on top of it. As the bog consolidates (compacts), you keep adding soil, until it stops sinking and at that point you build the road. I've seen both solutions used with success in such a situation.

/never seen 30' of bog proposed to be removed
//Corps of Engineers would have had a heart attack
 
2012-04-23 12:47:38 PM
came for `no singing`

/left Argh!
//message for you sir!
 
2012-04-23 12:48:47 PM
brantgoose: Cordoroy Road.

On pontoons.

Or, if you are a Roman engineer, just dump big rocks into the bog until they stop sinking and cover with layers of broken rock and gravel until you have a straight road with a smooth surface. Built to last, those Romans. Massive slave labor force and no concept of built-in obsolence.


I've driven on a roman-built road in East Germany. They were using it as an onramp to the autobahn.
 
2012-04-23 12:53:29 PM
Sounds like a case of bogged down traffic
 
2012-04-23 12:54:52 PM
Coyote65: Came for the Marvin the Paranoid Android references, leaving very disappointed.

Imagine how they feel on Sqornshellous Zeta.
 
2012-04-23 12:57:09 PM
aw fark it

``A bridge?'' quirruled the mattress. ``Here in the swamp?''

``A bridge,'' confirmed Marvin, ``here in the swamp. It was going to revitalize the economy of the Squornshellous System. They spent the entire economy of the Squornshellous System building it. They asked me to open it. Poor fools.''

It began to rain a little, a fine spray slid through the mist.

``I stood on the platform. For hundreds of miles in front of me, and hundreds of miles behind me, the bridge stretched.''

``Did it glitter?'' enthused the mattress.

``It glittered.''

``Did it span the miles majestically?''

``It spanned the miles majestically.''

``Did it stretch like a silver thread far out into the invisible mist?''

``Yes,'' said Marvin. ``Do you want to hear this story?''
 
2012-04-23 12:57:35 PM
Maybe the highway just wanted to warm it's feet.

You poor old sod, you see it's only me.
 
2012-04-23 12:59:08 PM
Idiots. Probably would have been cheaper to build around the farking bog!
 
2012-04-23 01:07:37 PM
Crony contracts aren't up to snuff? Where do you get these crazy ideas?
 
2012-04-23 01:11:55 PM
The first one fell over and sank into the swamp.
 
2012-04-23 01:14:10 PM
So when they were weighing their options for where to build the highway I guess they never *puts on sunglasses* weighed bogs.

3.bp.blogspot.com
YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH
 
2012-04-23 01:21:10 PM
No, no, sweet Concorde! Stay here! I will send help as soon as I have accomplished a daring and heroic rescue in my own particular...
 
2012-04-23 01:29:37 PM
Came for the Monty Python. Leaving so satisfied I need a cigarette and some cuddling.
 
2012-04-23 01:31:48 PM
It was home to a very rare species of a large, hard- biting mosquito... Neither Old Prairie Swamp nor McColm Bog were preserved.

I am glad that cooler heads prevailed over the nature nuts on that one

/a bullet dodged
 
2012-04-23 01:39:00 PM
Doctor_TeethMD: So when they were weighing their options for where to build the highway I guess they never *puts on sunglasses* weighed bogs.


YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH


BANG!

/shoots Doctor_TeethMD
 
2012-04-23 01:39:22 PM
bloggingblue.com
 
2012-04-23 01:44:44 PM
Mock26: Idiots. Probably would have been cheaper to build around the farking bog!

If only someone had left a note ...
 
2012-04-23 01:49:20 PM
kvinesknows: only $540K to repair?

What are we talking a 10 foot long section?


This. 500k is chump change for a hghway fix
 
2012-04-23 01:55:44 PM
Perducci: Bendal: Oh please; plenty of highways are built over swamps or bogs, and they don't sink.

You know why? Because they were built correctly in the first place. If you put enough soil or rock on top of the bog and compact it properly, it displaces the soft material (yes, even 30') and will eventually stop sinking. Or, you could dig out the 30' of muck if you're really stupid, but that means building cofferdams on either side of the highway (so it won't flow back in while you're digging, and to limit how much width you have to dig out), but that's really expensive.

Or, you can drive wooden or concrete piles down into the muck until they reach the bottom, then pour a concrete "pad" on top of the piles. The road embankment and pavement is then built on top of the concrete pad. US 64 outside of Columbia, NC was built that way back when the road was being widened.

/removing the muck should be the last resort
//highway design engineer

You're not a real engineer.

A real engineer would pretend that there's some sort of secret, almost-magical process involved in building a road and that the only way to possibly build it is to hire a large group of engineers at exorbitant hourly rates, even though most of them will spend the majority of their time stating the obvious but trying to hide behind technobabble and/or unnecessarily detailed instructions

"There must be exactly 2.394" of crushed limestone compacted over exactly 3 hours and 5 minutes while the ambient temperature is 68 degrees, on top of 9.9532" of 1/2" navvy jack that's been painted a nice salmon color or else this whole section will collapse! You have 2.391" of limestone, you fool!"


You write spec books?
 
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