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		WWE star visits children's hospital, attempts to knock Adenylosuccinate lyase deficiency out of sick kid with steel chair, swinging neckbreaker (tmz.com)		43
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cman		2012-04-23 12:46:42 PM

Couldnt the WWE have sent someone with some sort of personality?

I bet those kids would have loved John Cena. They would have loved CM Punk. But Ted Diabiase JR? Jesus these kids are already suffering enough

odinsposse		2012-04-23 01:16:44 PM

That lyase deficiency has a family!

PsyLord		2012-04-23 01:19:39 PM

What, the Million Dollar Man's money can't cure it? But it worked so well with AIDS...

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yadumey		2012-04-23 01:19:45 PM

Tell me I wasn't the only one who thought this story would be Benoit-esque, with the wrest-sorry, superstar going crazy and braining a kid with a chair.

Tanukis_Parachute		2012-04-23 01:20:54 PM

Wrong TAB!!!!!!

/someone has to say it.
//hope the kids enjoyed it

Gunny Highway		2012-04-23 01:24:26 PM

Vintage Adenylosccinate Lyase deficiency.

alphabet		2012-04-23 01:25:32 PM

what? I mean. I would get it if it were a 10 year old kid. But does a 10 month old care about some WWE star? Would it really move the family to have a c-list actor leading a prayer for them?

SpoilerAlert		2012-04-23 01:26:06 PM

cman: Couldnt the WWE have sent someone with some sort of personality?

I bet those kids would have loved John Cena. They would have loved CM Punk. But Ted Diabiase JR? Jesus these kids are already suffering enough

John Cena was probably busy at another hospital, dude does Make A Wish stuff constantly.

Buffet		2012-04-23 01:27:01 PM

Never heard of him - but good for him.

wippit		2012-04-23 01:28:11 PM

cman: Couldnt the WWE have sent someone with some sort of personality?

It wasn't a WWE event. He was at the hospital filming for his faith/charity work, and heard about the kid.

Also... diBiase doesn't do a swinging neckbreaker. He probably would've used Dream Street, which I think is considered a cobra-clutch suplex.

TheQuicksilver		2012-04-23 01:29:58 PM

Is it wrong for me to think there's humor in the idea of sending The Undertaker?

chaosweaver		2012-04-23 01:30:31 PM

Would have rather seen the original

DjangoStonereaver		2012-04-23 01:31:39 PM

SpoilerAlert: cman: Couldnt the WWE have sent someone with some sort of personality?

I bet those kids would have loved John Cena. They would have loved CM Punk. But Ted Diabiase JR? Jesus these kids are already suffering enough

John Cena was probably busy at another hospital, dude does Make A Wish stuff constantly.

And Ted's father is a minister with a busy schedule of community outreach.
Even if I'm not a religious person, from all I've heard he seems to be doing it
out of a sincere desire to help people, so Ted Jr. seems to be living up to that
ideal quite nicely here.

Captain Steroid		2012-04-23 01:35:40 PM

I smell a face turn! :-)

wippit		2012-04-23 01:38:14 PM

Captain Steroid: I smell a face turn! :-)

He did that last year.
And then lost 90% of his air time...

poot_rootbeer		2012-04-23 01:41:44 PM

"Whatever happened to the healing power of laughter, you know? Used to be I could pull a rabbit out of a hat or a quarter out of some kid's nose and, poof, leukemia's gone."

Perducci		2012-04-23 01:44:07 PM

alphabet: what? I mean. I would get it if it were a 10 year old kid. But does a 10 month old care about some WWE star? Would it really move the family to have a c-list actor leading a prayer for them?

Either way, the prayer would be equally successful.

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 01:44:30 PM

"Ted Dibiase Jr. leading a prayer for a sick kid in a hospital Brain."

"Waste of time, Monsoon."

"That seems awfully harsh Brain."

"I'm not saying prayer is a waste of time, but if Ted Dibiase Jr. was any good at it, he'd be on TV a lot more."

"Will you stop?"

Shameless Plug? If you insist... @BobbyandGorilla

The Shroom		2012-04-23 01:44:41 PM

Death will try to Squash and Bury the kid in 18 seconds.

He will come back and survive, over with the crowd.

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wippit		2012-04-23 01:47:31 PM

My God, King! I just read that in Heenan and Gorilla's voices!

hundreddollarman		2012-04-23 01:50:16 PM

poot_rootbeer: [f.imagehost.org image 456x352]
"Whatever happened to the healing power of laughter, you know? Used to be I could pull a rabbit out of a hat or a quarter out of some kid's nose and, poof, leukemia's gone."

I believe in the healing power of laughter. Dr. Blake Downs, FTW.

And since it's a wrestling thread, at least until Raw starts, Bonus Mongo!

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"

Masterstuff		2012-04-23 01:51:54 PM

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Ted Dibiase Jr. leading a prayer for a sick kid in a hospital Brain."

"Waste of time, Monsoon."

"That seems awfully harsh Brain."

"I'm not saying prayer is a waste of time, but if Ted Dibiase Jr. was any good at it, he'd be on TV a lot more."

"Will you stop?"

Shameless Plug? If you insist... @BobbyandGorilla

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: The best part of every Monday.

And good for Diabiase. Wouldn't doubt that'll bring a few people into the Posse.

/Saw a few of his videos
//Lured me into the Posse :3
///Hi fWc

eas81		2012-04-23 01:56:01 PM

TheQuicksilver: Is it wrong for me to think there's humor in the idea of sending The Undertaker?

NO, but it would be more awesome this way:

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/Maybe even have Paul Bearer roll in the casket too..

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 01:56:05 PM

TheQuicksilver: Is it wrong for me to think there's humor in the idea of sending The Undertaker?

(out of character) WOW! shiat! That was great! I got to step up my game!

poot_rootbeer		2012-04-23 01:57:06 PM

wippit: My God, King! I just read that in Heenan and Gorilla's voices!

Fark needs more sockpuppet accounts that exist only to comment on the story in characters as famous wrestling announcers throughout history.

JR & King
VKM & Jesse
Joey Styles
Gordon Solie
Tony Schiavone

Doctor_TeethMD		2012-04-23 01:57:37 PM

That kid's not ready to go over, brother.

Gunny Highway		2012-04-23 01:58:59 PM

BREAKING NEWS! Andy Lavine (remember him? Anyone?) was released from FCW

Gunny Highway		2012-04-23 02:00:02 PM

poot_rootbeer: Joey Styles

OH MY GAWD

poot_rootbeer: Tony Schiavone

The greatest idea in the history of our site.

Morgellons		2012-04-23 02:00:35 PM

Meh, International shark wrestler Steve Youngblood did this years ago for a kid with Little Donnie Syndrome:

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(hot like a giant dong you're unaware of)

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-23 02:04:27 PM

At least he didn't make the kid try to dribble a basketball or bark like a dog.

/Everybody's Got a Price.

Kim Jong B Illin		2012-04-23 02:04:40 PM

Did he stuff a dollar bill in the kids mouth before he left?

Crotchrocket Slim		2012-04-23 02:19:24 PM

DjangoStonereaver: SpoilerAlert: cman: Couldnt the WWE have sent someone with some sort of personality?

I bet those kids would have loved John Cena. They would have loved CM Punk. But Ted Diabiase JR? Jesus these kids are already suffering enough

John Cena was probably busy at another hospital, dude does Make A Wish stuff constantly.

And Ted's father is a minister with a busy schedule of community outreach.
Even if I'm not a religious person, from all I've heard he seems to be doing it
out of a sincere desire to help people, so Ted Jr. seems to be living up to that
ideal quite nicely here.

Indeed, Ted Sr is like a Bizarro version of his gimmick IRL. all around awesome guy. I haven't followed rassling in years, so you guys know his son far better than I.
/atheist

MagSeven		2012-04-23 02:36:34 PM

poot_rootbeer: wippit: My God, King! I just read that in Heenan and Gorilla's voices!

Fark needs more sockpuppet accounts that exist only to comment on the story in characters as famous wrestling announcers throughout history.

JR & King
VKM & Jesse
Joey Styles
Gordon Solie
Tony Schiavone

Scott Steiner: GET BETTER YOU SON OF A BIATCH!
Iron Sheik: FAK the Hulk Hogan! No good jabroni raisin balls cheap jew sonofabiatch! He smoka all the Sheik's maryjewanna! He smoka all of the Sheik's cocaine! I BREAK HIS BACK! I LOCK HIM IN DE CAMEL CLUTCH! FAK HIS ASS! MAKE HIM HAHMBOOL.
Scott Steiner: You gotta 66 2/3rds percent of survivin! Add that to my 100% chance of grabbin your mother with the largest arms in professional wrestling, going behind for the bump and grind, having that freak appreciate these peaks and I'll kick Samoa Joe's faaaat ass! HAH! HUH? OW!

eagles95		2012-04-23 03:39:36 PM

In other news today is John Cena's birthday. Can't wait for the awesomeness of tonights thread!!

Homertron		2012-04-23 04:10:43 PM

TheQuicksilver: Is it wrong for me to think there's humor in the idea of sending The Undertaker?

LOL
When I took my daughter to visit the local nursing home at Halloween one of the kids was dressed as the Grim Reaper. Talk about an inappropriate costume.
"Hey grams you've got a visitor!" Ahhh!!! NOoooo! I regret nothing!!!

you are a puppet		2012-04-23 04:35:28 PM

Should've sent Booker T. He would start making funny noises, the children would laugh, Booker would cry because he was actually reading a very heartfelt poem.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-23 04:42:48 PM

you are a puppet: Should've sent Booker T. He would start making funny noises, the children would laugh, Booker would cry because he was actually reading a very heartfelt poem.

P-Money All $tar		2012-04-23 04:45:46 PM

How does this and the Muta headline from last week end up in the main page but WM28 Doesn't?

My brain hurts...

Energy Fools The Magician		2012-04-23 04:51:26 PM

Obligatory...

Link.

KrispyKritter		2012-04-23 05:37:53 PM

nice to see more and more pro athletes stand up for their faith and belief. if we can get rid of the other 97% of the heathens this country would start to look like america again.