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		877 dolphins wash ashore in Peru. LACES OUT, Dan (cnn.com)		29
		More: Sad, Peru, International Fund for Animal Welfare

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ArkAngel		2012-04-23 10:37:10 AM

Einhorn is a man!

Dead for Tax Reasons		2012-04-23 10:54:45 AM

So long and thanks for all the mercury

Rapmaster2000		2012-04-23 11:09:37 AM

Peru!

AmazinTim		2012-04-23 11:10:02 AM

That was an unexpected laugh this morning, thanks Subs.

cscanlon7		2012-04-23 11:26:55 AM

oblig

I_Am_Weasel		2012-04-23 11:27:14 AM

It was a mass suicide, brought about to highlight the damage being done to the environment. They've managed to bring attention to their plight. The whole thing was no accident, it was on porpoise.

Evil Mackerel		2012-04-23 11:27:44 AM

Sad to see they didn't make escape velocity.

electricmayhem		2012-04-23 11:30:54 AM

Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?

Enormous-Schwanstucker		2012-04-23 11:31:33 AM

ArkAngel: Einhorn is a man!

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Re-he-he-he-he-heealy?

MGMT		2012-04-23 11:32:22 AM

North Korea just HAD to have a rocket..

Grapple		2012-04-23 11:32:32 AM

That's horrible. I can't even make a smile over 800+ animals dying like that.

although the Ace Ventura jokes are funny.

kiwimoogle84		2012-04-23 11:42:03 AM

ArkAngel: Einhorn is a man!

"your gun is digging into my hip"

Vertdang		2012-04-23 11:43:29 AM

AmazinTim: That was an unexpected laugh this morning, thanks Subs.

You're welcome.
I just saw "dolphins" and Dan Marino was the first thing that came to mind. :)

Englebert Slaptyback		2012-04-23 11:44:10 AM

FINKLE IS EINHORN!!

GUATAPOPO		2012-04-23 11:44:12 AM

Thank you for the great laugh! Don't really do that very often..

Penis...

Pinner		2012-04-23 11:48:34 AM

Earthquake time?

Digitalstrange		2012-04-23 11:49:03 AM

Was the draft that bad for Miami?

Drubell		2012-04-23 11:50:23 AM

Is this the same area where there was that video of a horde of dolphins rushing toward the shore and getting beached and people on the beach had to drag them back into the ocean?

If so, wtf is going on over there.

mariner314		2012-04-23 11:53:20 AM

Enormous-Schwanstucker: ArkAngel: Einhorn is a man!

Re-he-he-he-he-heealy?

He found captain winky!

apacheco		2012-04-23 11:54:55 AM

Drubell: Is this the same area where there was that video of a horde of dolphins rushing toward the shore and getting beached and people on the beach had to drag them back into the ocean?

If so, wtf is going on over there.

i think that was brazil

Eating Old People to Save Social Security		2012-04-23 11:55:49 AM

THX 1138		2012-04-23 11:56:09 AM

Were my laces out?
I don't know
I don't know...

Savage Bacon		2012-04-23 11:56:54 AM

CAN YA FEEL THAT, BUDDY? HUH? HUH?

/i have exorcised da dolphins
//this ocean is clear

neversubmit		2012-04-23 11:58:37 AM

FTFA: More than 80% of those dolphins were found in an advanced state of decomposition, making it difficult to study their deaths, according to Andina.

So no point in dragging them back into the sea? };-)>

neversubmit		2012-04-23 12:03:57 PM

Mass Dolphin Death Mystery In Peru, Authorities Blame It On Viral Infection

BPZ, a Houston-based company had carried out the oil exploration work between February 8 and April 8, off Northern Peru. Peruvian environmentalists have said that the sound waves generated from the oil exploration work could be the cause of the deaths.

It's always teh evil oil company.

However, Quijandria said that so far there is no proof to link dolphin deaths to seismic work, according to the Associated Press report

Meh, maybe not...

FullMetalPanda		2012-04-23 01:03:39 PM

Wow, no one has blamed the Navy yet with their dolphin killing sonar.

Oldiron_79		2012-04-23 03:15:31 PM

Enormous-Schwanstucker: ArkAngel: Einhorn is a man!

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Re-he-he-he-he-heealy?

Its a trap!

Sexpun T'Come		2012-04-24 01:09:35 AM

Enormous-Schwanstucker: ArkAngel: Einhorn is a man!

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Re-he-he-he-he-heealy?

Holy testicle Tuesday!

Enormous-Schwanstucker		2012-04-24 09:18:04 AM

Sexpun T'Come: Enormous-Schwanstucker: ArkAngel: Einhorn is a man!

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Re-he-he-he-he-heealy?

Holy testicle Tuesday!

...and the hits go on and on and on :) I might need to watch that again.

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