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(WPTV)   "Most of the strippers would be on the wall over here, and over there is where all the DVDs of pornography were stored" said Pastor Dumont Pierre of the new Evangelical Assembly of Christ Church   (wptv.com) divider line 62
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2012-04-23 09:06:34 AM
I weep for the loss of steady jobs for so many single moms.
 
2012-04-23 09:15:20 AM
www.cu2nite.com.au

The strippers that go to that church are supposed to dress appropriately.
 
2012-04-23 09:20:05 AM
Was there a yard sale? If so, why was I not informed?
 
2012-04-23 09:20:44 AM
The pastor was trying to sell his house?
 
2012-04-23 09:25:15 AM
 
2012-04-23 09:28:29 AM
What kind of pornography? Gay, straight? Hard core, soft? Fetish? Leather? Bondage? Older 40-somethings with younger 20-somethings?

These details are important.
 
2012-04-23 09:29:09 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
Time for communion
 
2012-04-23 09:31:03 AM
Boynton used to be such a nice place.
Not really.

/got busted for going topless there in '67
// guy
/// giggit...whut?
 
2012-04-23 09:32:39 AM
ssl4.lon.gb.securedata.net
 
2012-04-23 09:32:58 AM
I believe Shakespeare had some sort of advice on this type of thing.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-04-23 09:36:23 AM
It's a shame that the old building has fallen so far from it's glory days.
 
2012-04-23 09:40:09 AM
How did the strippers stay on the wall? Were they velcroed?
 
2012-04-23 09:40:34 AM

SmackLT: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 341x463]
Time for communion cummunion

 
2012-04-23 09:42:56 AM

Grables'Daughter:


Bless you my child...

/a guy can dream cant he?
 
2012-04-23 09:44:16 AM
There goes the neighborhood.
 
2012-04-23 09:44:56 AM
A farmer and a teacher, a hooker and a preacher...
 
2012-04-23 09:44:59 AM

SuperChuck: How did the strippers stay on the wall? Were they velcroed?


Magnets.
 
2012-04-23 09:45:09 AM
struckbyenlightning.files.wordpress.com

RIP Platinum Showgirls
 
2012-04-23 09:46:10 AM
I shall open a church called The Church of Grable's Daughter. There will be at least five sinners on the pulpits at any time. Parishioners shall be encouraged to financially assist the sinners in removing their sins/clothing and by the third hymn, they shall appearing to God in the manner of Eve pre temptation (so it is written).

A shower baptismal will also be available as will special confessionals.

I see GB has the uniforms for the Laychicks who will move about the congregation offering holy wine and other beverages.

Now, if I could do this and get a tax exempt status, I will use the money to build a time machine, go back in time and kick my own a$$ for not thinking of this sooner. (Wonder if that's a time paradox).
 
2012-04-23 09:46:34 AM
"Our bible is our leader" have read the bible? Because there is some really nasty stuff in that book. I know, my Dad made me read it. I really don't think most "Christians" have.
 
2012-04-23 09:47:15 AM
Which begs the question, do strippers sweat like whores in church?
 
2012-04-23 09:51:11 AM
And over here is where we take donations for putting on our show every Sunday morning..
 
2012-04-23 09:52:10 AM
Why not? My father was going to buy an old Baptist church and turn it into a bar.
/keep the baptismal tub for icing beers.
 
2012-04-23 09:53:03 AM
Private dances in the confessional?
 
2012-04-23 09:53:08 AM

Harry Freakstorm: I shall open a church called The Church of Grable's Daughter. There will be at least five sinners on the pulpits at any time. Parishioners shall be encouraged to financially assist the sinners in removing their sins/clothing and by the third hymn, they shall appearing to God in the manner of Eve pre temptation (so it is written).

A shower baptismal will also be available as will special confessionals.

I see GB has the uniforms for the Laychicks who will move about the congregation offering holy wine and other beverages.

Now, if I could do this and get a tax exempt status, I will use the money to build a time machine, go back in time and kick my own a$$ for not thinking of this sooner. (Wonder if that's a time paradox).


It would be self fulfilling. You invent the time machine cause your future self just kicked your ass and you want pay back.
 
2012-04-23 09:53:10 AM
I've only been in a strip club 2, maybe 3 hundred times. Never seen DVD's for sale.
 
2012-04-23 09:53:13 AM
That's where I keep my strippers. They get mildew if you keep them in a container.
 
2012-04-23 09:54:20 AM

Grables'Daughter: Private dances in the confessional?


Kill two birds with one stone amirite?
 
2012-04-23 09:55:44 AM
Let Jesus fark you, let Jesus fark you. Let him fark you.

dl.dropbox.com
 
2012-04-23 09:57:04 AM

Evil Mackerel: Why not? My father was going to buy an old Baptist church and turn it into a bar.
/keep the baptismal tub for icing beers.


I would love to open a strip club in an old church.

Now hear me out.

We could call it "Hell".

Fireplaces everywhere... sexy girls in red devil outfits...

AND... here's the best part.

You could advertise in five second radio spots that say... wait for it... "Go to hell!"

The local religious nuts would go CRAZY and it would make the news, which would only add to my free advertising.
 
2012-04-23 09:58:11 AM

Rich Cream: That's where I keep my strippers. They get mildew if you keep them in a container.


That wasn't mildew.
 
2012-04-23 09:59:21 AM

Grables'Daughter: Evil Mackerel: Why not? My father was going to buy an old Baptist church and turn it into a bar.
/keep the baptismal tub for icing beers.

I would love to open a strip club in an old church.

Now hear me out.

We could call it "Hell".

Fireplaces everywhere... sexy girls in red devil outfits...

AND... here's the best part.

You could advertise in five second radio spots that say... wait for it... "Go to hell!"

The local religious nuts would go CRAZY and it would make the news, which would only add to my free advertising.


Aisle seat please
 
2012-04-23 10:04:17 AM

Grables'Daughter: Rich Cream: That's where I keep my strippers. They get mildew if you keep them in a container.

That wasn't mildew.


Keep your life experiences to yourself, please.
 
2012-04-23 10:06:30 AM

Grables'Daughter: Evil Mackerel: Why not? My father was going to buy an old Baptist church and turn it into a bar.
/keep the baptismal tub for icing beers.

I would love to open a strip club in an old church.

Now hear me out.

We could call it "Hell".

Fireplaces everywhere... sexy girls in red devil outfits...

AND... here's the best part.

You could advertise in five second radio spots that say... wait for it... "Go to hell!"

The local religious nuts would go CRAZY and it would make the news, which would only add to my free advertising.


shonshyne.com
 
2012-04-23 10:07:57 AM
How did the Xtians get rid of that smell?
 
2012-04-23 10:10:21 AM

Grables'Daughter: Evil Mackerel: Why not? My father was going to buy an old Baptist church and turn it into a bar.
/keep the baptismal tub for icing beers.

I would love to open a strip club in an old church.

Now hear me out.

We could call it "Hell".

Fireplaces everywhere... sexy girls in red devil outfits...

AND... here's the best part.

You could advertise in five second radio spots that say... wait for it... "Go to hell!"

The local religious nuts would go CRAZY and it would make the news, which would only add to my free advertising.


If you were running it, I would soooooo go there.. Alot
 
2012-04-23 10:14:59 AM
Ahhh.... Loved that place, back when it was called Showtime it was the go-to place to start off a bachelor party or any fun time. Many nights of fun there. But Boynton Beach fulfilled their plan to close all three strip bars in the area, and they succeeded..

/No one complained too loudly about closing Maury's though.
//But Showtime, that one hurt
 
2012-04-23 10:16:11 AM

Grables'Daughter: Private dances in the confessional?


There is no sex in the confessional.
 
2012-04-23 10:17:51 AM
The Church of the Pink Vulva Revelation
 
2012-04-23 10:18:05 AM
badexample.mu.nu
 
2012-04-23 10:21:12 AM
FTFA: "There would be like a little bar on this side and then on this side there would be DVDs of pornography, CDs and everything," said Alexandre, recalling what the inside of the Platinum Showgirls club looked like.

Ah, the little known and underappreciated pornographic audio CD.

/ooh
//aah
///right there baby
 
2012-04-23 10:23:40 AM

Grables'Daughter:
I would love to open a strip club in an old church.


The Limelight in NYC was pretty much that. Officially it was a dance club, but lots of naked people and farkin' going on everywhere. Often on the altar.
 
2012-04-23 10:24:53 AM

gweilo8888: FTFA: "There would be like a little bar on this side and then on this side there would be DVDs of pornography, CDs and everything," said Alexandre, recalling what the inside of the Platinum Showgirls club looked like.

Ah, the little known and underappreciated pornographic audio CD.

/ooh
//aah
///right there baby


I'd buy one. Would make the morning commute a little more interesting
 
2012-04-23 10:28:25 AM

Grables'Daughter: Evil Mackerel: Why not? My father was going to buy an old Baptist church and turn it into a bar.
/keep the baptismal tub for icing beers.

I would love to open a strip club in an old church.

Now hear me out.

We could call it "Hell".

Fireplaces everywhere... sexy girls in red devil outfits...

AND... here's the best part.

You could advertise in five second radio spots that say... wait for it... "Go to hell!"

The local religious nuts would go CRAZY and it would make the news, which would only add to my free advertising.


This actually happened in Nashville, sans the devil theme. Of course, you can't throw a rock in Nashville without hitting a church or a former church. Four major denominations, including the Southern Baptists and United Methodists (and a ton of smaller denominations), have their headquarters here. Also home to Lifeway. Yet for some reason, there's also a ton of strip clubs, bars and gays downtown...
 
2012-04-23 10:29:35 AM

gweilo8888: Ah, the little known and underappreciated pornographic audio CD.

/ooh
//aah
///right there baby


Don't move, I'll go get you a towel
 
2012-04-23 10:40:34 AM
So, how many of the parishioners already knew where this was?
 
2012-04-23 10:41:39 AM

Savage Belief: Grables'Daughter: Private dances in the confessional?

There is no sex in the confessional.


The sermon is much better if the preacher is crying.
 
2012-04-23 10:44:36 AM

Crazy Talk Al: Savage Belief: Grables'Daughter: Private dances in the confessional?

There is no sex in the confessional.

The sermon is much better if the preacher is crying.


Win.

You.

You win.
 
2012-04-23 10:47:09 AM

Grables'Daughter: Evil Mackerel: Why not? My father was going to buy an old Baptist church and turn it into a bar.
/keep the baptismal tub for icing beers.

I would love to open a strip club in an old church.

Now hear me out.

We could call it "Hell".


Count me in, for sure. Wanna see my ordination certificate?

/honest-to-Gaia Internet-certified minister, and fond o' th' boobies and such
//EIP
///no, it's not one of "those" threads YET, but GD's made a good start at it!
 
2012-04-23 10:59:39 AM
I have always advocated for a Stripper Ministry.

/and a Sunday Golf Ministry

//lots of work needs to be done
 
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