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2012-04-23 09:14:09 AM
8 votes:
I WOULD KILL DA SHYT OUTTA DAT ZIMMERMAN DUDE IF I SAW HIS ASSS BOAAAAA

Why would Bank of America care?
2012-04-23 09:26:03 AM
6 votes:
If they shoot as good as they spell, Zimmerman has nothing to worry about.
2012-04-23 09:09:09 AM
5 votes:
Well he is a minority who has recently had some trouble with the law. Wouldn't want him walking around my gated community .
2012-04-23 09:08:52 AM
5 votes:
Maybe they feel threatened.
2012-04-23 10:18:46 AM
3 votes:
This is my favy:

Ms.Lovely @Stallionnett101 Once u been convicted of a crime & let out on bail u can't be charged 2x for the same thing so that means sum1 gonna have to kill Zimmerman
2012-04-23 09:47:20 AM
3 votes:
I will pay $50 to the first person to pull up to the New Black Panther Party HQ and deliver a 150 pound burlap sack full of bloody deer parts and demand payment. Video required.
2012-04-23 09:32:38 AM
3 votes:
people who annoy you
2012-04-23 09:29:41 AM
3 votes:
Hmm, there seems to be a commonality among these Tweets, other than the poor/nonexistent grammar.

And Zimmerman is the racist?

/mirrors, people
//get one
2012-04-23 09:18:17 AM
3 votes:
Somebody needs to kill their English teachers.
2012-04-23 09:09:52 AM
3 votes:
Bail.... how DOES it work?
2012-04-23 03:51:18 PM
2 votes:

keenerb: 46 times in 8 years, it seems.


No, it was an average of 46 times per day over a span of 8 years. Apparently he called the cops every time he saw a black guy. You wouldn't believe what happened the time his cat stepped on the remote and put on BET.
2012-04-23 03:16:00 PM
2 votes:

master_dman: No.. They will target the nearest store that happens to have some stuff they want.


Come on man, they'll make some picket signs and take to the streets in a peaceful protest.
2012-04-23 12:59:30 PM
2 votes:
I wasn't even aware these apes moved from sign language to Twitter. I would think Discovery Channel would have had a special on it.
2012-04-23 12:46:40 PM
2 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: Silly Jesus:
DROxINxTHExWIND: And quote, "I haven't even seen Jesse Jackson anywhere near this". But, you knew that.

You're still being a moron.

By going back and forth with you clowns? I agree.


Dude, you said something stupid and got pwned for it. Happens to us all.

But now you're just being a whiny idiot.
2012-04-23 12:24:34 PM
2 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: No, my point was that you all run with this Sharpton/Jackson shiat in EVERY situation involving a black person no matter how involved Jackson or Sharpton are


Fair enough.

DROxINxTHExWIND: And quote, "I haven't even seen Jesse Jackson anywhere near this". But, you knew that.


You're still being a moron, but you knew that.
2012-04-23 12:05:07 PM
2 votes:
Well, looks like it's time to start boarding up the windows at Foot Locker.

That train's never late.
2012-04-23 11:20:26 AM
2 votes:

The Numbers: It does seem like the anti-Zimmerman brigade are choosing to believe anything as long as it fits with how they want to picture Zimmerman.


To be fair, they've been forced to move the goal posts so many times, they don't even believe what they're saying anymore.
2012-04-23 10:28:22 AM
2 votes:
I am so mad about this injustice, I am gonna go steal a TV and some Nikes. Maybe set someon's car one fire.
2012-04-23 10:26:47 AM
2 votes:
I wish all these ITGs would shiat or get off the pot. This is annoying as hell reading them whine and biatch hoping they can goad someone into doing something. Just STFU already. They'll find him not guilty and you can have your loot-riot and get that TV you've been wanting.
2012-04-23 09:27:14 AM
2 votes:
Since when does the Ghetto have internet?
2012-04-23 09:17:13 AM
2 votes:
Step 1: demand justice
Step 2: wait till he is released on bail
Step 3: ...fark it, I am to impatient for justice, lets just kill him already
2012-04-23 09:10:19 AM
2 votes:
the circle of vigilantism.
2012-04-23 09:09:09 AM
2 votes:
Are you not entertained?
2012-04-23 04:15:46 PM
1 votes:
Is there a "Talk White" section of Twitter?
2012-04-23 03:53:48 PM
1 votes:
thisistwitchy.files.wordpress.com

Those are just surveyor marks, right?
2012-04-23 03:39:40 PM
1 votes:
You do realize these are obviously mostly white people trying to sound like black people, right?
2012-04-23 03:38:38 PM
1 votes:

Headso: so zimmerman who called the cops 800 times in a year and then chased down a teen with guns blazing gets to go home but his victim stays 6 feet under??? sounds like a great day for justice!


9/10
add a racist viewpoint and you're all the way there.
2012-04-23 03:34:15 PM
1 votes:
And now this guy is just going to go on and kill other kids in cold blood, because we all know that he can't stop himself from violent behavior. The facts of the case clearly show that he stalked then pulled his gun and shot this kid in the back.
2012-04-23 03:12:51 PM
1 votes:

Mugato: master_dman: These people don't want justice. They just want a reason, ANY reason to lash out at good ol' whitey.

It's funny how the Hispanic Jew is now "whitey".

Is he like "Epstein", the Puerto Rican Jew from Welcome Back Kotter?

Dear Ms. Martin,

Please excuse my son for shooting your son to death.

Sincerely, George's Mother


So when he's found not guilty, and the riots start you seem to think they will only target white hispanics?

No.. They will target the nearest store that happens to have some stuff they want.

which will actually be predominately black owned businesses. Which will REALLY show their ignorance and the fact that they are just looting to be looting for more free shiat.
2012-04-23 03:02:43 PM
1 votes:

meathome: DROxINxTHExWIND: KanedaJD: gimmegimme: KanedaJD: So...

I'm not disputing the right of a person in public to speak to another. What I find disturbing about your account is how happy you seem to expect people to explain themselves whenever a random person asks you what you are up to.

///Papers, please?

But it's a neighborhood... It's private property, isn't it? I can't ask someone on my property or my neighbor's property to identify themselves?

Don't get me wrong I totally understand your point but I think you've got the right dog in the wrong fight

So now, Zimmerman was just protecting the property of a neighbor that we'll assume he knew...but he didn't know that Trayvon's father was a neighbor. Smh.

Hate to mention this, but wasn't the house belonging to Martin's (the father) girlfriend?

I mention this only because I've read that in several articles (I'm also thinking that the property belonged to his father, but the contradicting statement Link might explain how Zimmerman didn't know who Martin's father was).

FWIW: I've had folks come up to me and ask me what I was up to when I was in a neighborhood other than my own. No biggie and 99% of the folks attempted to get the info out of me using common social engineering (opposed to the "papers please?") approach.

That's not to say that Zimmerman handled the situation appropriately, but if you don't think that people will ask you what you're doing (whether directly or indirectly) if you go into a community where folks generally know each other, then you're nuts. Even if someone doesn't chat with you directly, you'll find that folks are keeping an eye on you. There are several studies on this, and it's a fascinating look into group psychology.


This is one of my favorites:

2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-04-23 02:46:40 PM
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: Silly Jesus: DROxINxTHExWIND: Silly Jesus:

Yep, there we are, all 39 million of us in lock step behind Jesse Jackson. You got me. I guess Sarah Palin is President.

Ah, I guess you were using hyperbole then, because the picture directly contradicted this statement of yours....

"I haven't even seen Jesse Jackson anywhere near this. Look, BLACK people don't even listen to those two..."

and I just couldn't resist.

Cheers, mate.

Allow me to help you with the part of that statement you seem to be having the most trouble with. Or, is it your contention that I HAVE seen the photo before?


Please help me with the part of the statement I seem to be having the most trouble with (it's in bold, above).

In that picture, those are either black people following the lead of/listening to Jesse, Al, et al. or those white guys need to get to a doctor because they may have skin cancer.

To make a sweeping statement about who black people may or may not listen to is a bit racist/bigoted. Why do you hate black people?
2012-04-23 01:36:59 PM
1 votes:
This is disgusting.

These people don't want justice. They just want a reason, ANY reason to lash out at good ol' whitey.

They don't want to see justice. They want to see whitey pay.

All the evidence so far points to the fact that Zimmerman is telling the truth.
When/If he is found innocent, the beasts will riot.
2012-04-23 01:26:00 PM
1 votes:

kingoomieiii: Based on his previous 40-something calls to the police to report black people being near him, I tentatively disagree.


You're not even the least bit concerned with posting facts, are you? Six of his calls mention a black person and in every case, Zimmerman doesn't mention race until asked.
2012-04-23 01:17:08 PM
1 votes:
DavidVincent, Are you saying that the cops killed Martin when he was half his age?
2012-04-23 01:13:56 PM
1 votes:
I'm only reading today's Trayvon thread because it was funny to see DROxINxTHExWIND backpedal.

"I haven't seen XXX near this"... as one is making broad statements about the entire situation. Then tries to play it off as a purely individualistic comment.

I haven't see Sarah Palin Maryland, therefore she has never come to Maryland.

I haven't seen a plane take off in a month, so a plane has never taken off so stop talking about flying.

I haven't had Taco Bell in 3 years. If you've had Taco Bell you're lying.
2012-04-23 01:00:59 PM
1 votes:

gimmegimme: Sometimes thugs even murder unarmed teenagers on purpose, right?


Interestingly, I heard a news segment on the radio this morning. Since 2008, 520 black teenagers have been murdered in Chicago. Not a single one of them make the news. Why? Their murderer was a black thug. In one particular case, the victim's "crime" was having a party the thugs weren't invited to.

Is it "racist" to point that out? Is it "racist" to point out that black people in general are more athletic than white people, and vastly over-represented in the world of sports other than hockey, NASCAR and chess? Is it "racist" to point out that black people are also more prone to aggression issues, as evidenced by the deafening silence and lack of rioting, pillaging and plundering by the white community, that resulted from OJ Simpson's jury finding him innocent on the basis of his race? Rodney king got off far easier than Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman, yet look at the violence that erupted when the black community didn't get its way.
2012-04-23 12:57:36 PM
1 votes:

kingoomieiii: gimmegimme: Zimmerman likely had no idea of the race of the person he was stalking.

Based on his previous 40-something calls to the police to report black people being near him, I tentatively disagree.


I'm sure he was terrified then while he was mentoring that troubled black teenager and working with the black community to get justice for that beaten black man. As obviously afraid of and prejudiced toward black people as he was I'm not sure how he didn't have a heart attack during those tutoring sessions and rallies.
2012-04-23 12:53:53 PM
1 votes:

kingoomieiii: Like walking up to an asian person and asking them about Jeremy Lin or where to get good chinese food


OOPS. Thanks for telling me NOW. ; - )
2012-04-23 12:18:08 PM
1 votes:
www.csmonitor.com

Too bad the term "Black Friday" is already taken.
2012-04-23 12:14:43 PM
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: Joe Blowme:

Meh, many times talk of "culture" is just another dog whistle for black people. You certainly don't believe that this culture is dominated by white or Hispanic people because you used Ebonics to demonstrate how the person speaks. Another dog whistle. Don't know if you're a bigot. I'm just sayin' you type like one.

Do you even know what ebonics is? Your cries of "everyone is racist" is a dog whistle that you are a racist. If you cant talk about problems honestly without throwing down your race card all the time maybe you should just go away and let the adults talk honestly. You are obviously bigoted and racist toward white people so just go get your black barret and thug boots on, keep it realz.

/tard
//assholes come in all colors


I don't have a problem with white people. I have a problem with white people who make sweeping, idiotic generalizations about black people. Funny that you're outraged by my response to bigotry but you have yet to say anything about the anti-Trayvon comments not being "adult". Save your indignation for someone who doesn't see through you.


You have x-ray vision? Holy shiat!! Now you can be a racist superhero!!!

/your Weeners is to cry "that's racist", that or "thats bigoted". That way you dont have to face the facts or truth of a subject you dont like... like a 3 year old.
2012-04-23 12:13:40 PM
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: I have a problem with white people who make sweeping, idiotic generalizations about black people.


Says the person who makes sweeping, idiotic generalizations about black people then gets pissy when called on them.
2012-04-23 12:08:27 PM
1 votes:


26.media.tumblr.com

Well let's see. You've got a time machine, I've got a gun. What the hell. Let's kill Hitler Zimmerman.
2012-04-23 12:02:58 PM
1 votes:

Silly Jesus: DROxINxTHExWIND: Scerpes: DROxINxTHExWIND: And I'm not saying that you are or are not a bigoted ass bucket. However, your idiotic posts suggest otherwise. Look, it doesn't matter what Trayvon Martin was. It matters what he was DOING. And the answer to that is trying to walk home. IMHO, anyone who can rationalize his death is either a racist or they're stupid and short-sighted. I actually believe it more of the latter. You all are able to picture yourselves walking home and being approached by strangers, but in your nightmares, it's a black guy who wants to rape you and steal your watch. In that case, you always want the book thrown at the defendant. But you can't imagine yourselves being killed by neighborhood watch because you're not used to living like a suspect. You're not used to being followed in a mall by an armed security guard. You're can't imagine that a person in a position of power would abuse that power and harm you for no other reason than your appearance. So, you don't see the danger in the Stand Your Ground law. You don't see the danger in creating a society of armed vigilantes...until the vigilantes are black Twitter users. NOW, vigilantism is an issue. You all may be bigots. But, your biggest problem is that you don't think logically.

That's right. Anyone who doesn't accept without question the narrative that the Jackson/Sharpton contingent has put forth establishing what a precious, unblemished snowflake Trayvon was is automatically a racist. It's a tragedy that a 17 year old is dead. It would be an even greater tragedy if the man who shot him is unfairly imprisoned. I think there are problems with the statute. There are even greater problems with the evidence in this case. It's unlikely that we'll ever know exactly what happened. That's going to make it impossible to convict Zimmerman.


There's your problem. You can't see past that Sharpton/Jackson shiat. I haven't even seen Jesse Jackson anywhere near this. Look, BLACK people don't even listen ...


Wow! Until that photo, I never realized how tiny Sharpton is. He's a little farker, ain't he? He can barely see over that banner. I can't tell from the pic, but are his feet touching the ground?
2012-04-23 11:59:15 AM
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: TXEric: DROxINxTHExWIND: TXEric: bearcats1983: Always intrigued when people purposefully type like they're "gangsta". Doesn't that take more time than actually typing things out correctly?

I can only assume that some cultures/age groups consider intelligence to be "uncool", so they try to keep up with the status quo.

I think this is called "keeping it real, yo".
Whatever the hell that is supposed to mean.
I guess the idea of "reality" involves flying in the face of intelligent conversation.


Yeah, White people don't call each other "nerds" and worship jocks and cheerleaders. It's only he blacks.

/Why don't YOU keep it real and just get a robe?

Hey, Dro...
I'm not calling a particular race out on this, it's a cultural thing. I know many younger whites and hispanics who are big into the "club culture" around here, and they talk/text the same way.

It's still stupid sounding.

/Off my lawn
//And pull your damn pants up.


Meh, many times talk of "culture" is just another dog whistle for black people. You certainly don't believe that this culture is dominated by white or Hispanic people because you used Ebonics to demonstrate how the person speaks. Another dog whistle. Don't know if you're a bigot. I'm just sayin' you type like one.


Do you even know what ebonics is? Your cries of "everyone is racist" is a dog whistle that you are a racist. If you cant talk about problems honestly without throwing down your race card all the time maybe you should just go away and let the adults talk honestly. You are obviously bigoted and racist toward white people so just go get your black barret and thug boots on, keep it realz.

/tard
//assholes come in all colors
2012-04-23 11:58:07 AM
1 votes:

9beers: To be fair, they've been forced to move the goal posts so many times, they don't even believe what they're saying anymore.


Yea... I really like this example.

"look at ABC's video!! he has no blood, no injuries!! how was he even defending himself?!?!"

*pic released showing blood and gashes*

"look at ABC's picture!! it's not like his brains are showing... those are just scratches!!"


people are unreal.

2012-04-23 11:52:24 AM
1 votes:
Silly Jesus:

Yep, there we are, all 39 million of us in lock step behind Jesse Jackson. You got me. I guess Sarah Palin is President.
2012-04-23 11:48:02 AM
1 votes:
Hmm, maybe he tripped while running after Martin and hurt his head on the sidewalk?

Maybe he ran into a tree branch. In the heightened physical state GZ was in stalking his victim, he likely had narrowed/tunnel vision, elevated heart rate, resistance to pain, blood rushing in his hearing, etc. Very likely scraped his head on something.
2012-04-23 11:36:11 AM
1 votes:
The hypocrisy disgusts me (so does the spelling, but that's not important right now). Even knowing it's just a collection of ignorant Twitter comments by wanna-be ITGs doesn't help; it still disgusts me. "We think this guy acted like a vigilante! That's bad! So I'm gonna be a vigilante, because when I do it, that's good!" I lose more faith in humanity by the minute.

Based on IQ, my pet Tokay gecko should get a Twitter account, because I think he's smarter than some of the people whose tweets I (briefly, before fleeing) just read.
2012-04-23 11:35:21 AM
1 votes:
So I was on business in San Jose recently. Our client had been evicted from their office building for nonpayment of rent (financial troubles), and so we found ourselves working out of the CFO's house in a nice little neighborhood.

We had been there for a few days, and the weather was nice (not so great back in Detroit) so I decided to take a walk. Just get some sunshine and fresh air for a few minutes.

Anyway, as I was walking down the sidewalk, a car pulled up next to me. The driver rolled down their window and asked me who I was. I explained that I was here on business, working at the house down the way, and I was just walking a bit to get some fresh air. They acknowledged and said they had never seen me before, and they were just checking. I said I was from Michigan, and I understand, no worries, I'd be back with the client in a few minutes. We said our goodbyes and were both on our way.

Fast forward a day or two- when another neighbor, outside, did the same thing as I was taking a walk- asked who I was and what I was doing.

So here's my question. Should I have beat these guy's asses? Smashed heads into the sidewalk? Tell them if they don't got problems that THEY DO NOW? I mean, these motherfarkas have the balls to ask ME what the fark I am doing in they hood? Don't they know that I'm the NO_LIMIT_CRACKA? It none of they business and biatches need to PAY for interrupting my day
2012-04-23 11:18:53 AM
1 votes:

Oh_Enough_Already: Do these people not realize how freaking stupid they are?


Tonette? Should have named her Tourette.
2012-04-23 11:02:04 AM
1 votes:
They sound like very intelligent people, and I'm sure they're great assets to society.
2012-04-23 10:58:51 AM
1 votes:
This is a sad day for white hispanics everywhere.
2012-04-23 10:57:06 AM
1 votes:
I think imma personally kill George Zimmerman

I read this in Jar-Jar Binks' voice.

/hangs head
2012-04-23 10:54:52 AM
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: TXEric: DROxINxTHExWIND: TXEric: bearcats1983: Always intrigued when people purposefully type like they're "gangsta". Doesn't that take more time than actually typing things out correctly?

I can only assume that some cultures/age groups consider intelligence to be "uncool", so they try to keep up with the status quo.

I think this is called "keeping it real, yo".
Whatever the hell that is supposed to mean.
I guess the idea of "reality" involves flying in the face of intelligent conversation.


Yeah, White people don't call each other "nerds" and worship jocks and cheerleaders. It's only he blacks.

/Why don't YOU keep it real and just get a robe?

Hey, Dro...
I'm not calling a particular race out on this, it's a cultural thing. I know many younger whites and hispanics who are big into the "club culture" around here, and they talk/text the same way.

It's still stupid sounding.

/Off my lawn
//And pull your damn pants up.


Meh, many times talk of "culture" is just another dog whistle for black people. You certainly don't believe that this culture is dominated by white or Hispanic people because you used Ebonics to demonstrate how the person speaks. Another dog whistle. Don't know if you're a bigot. I'm just sayin' you type like one.


Says the guy who willfully ignores overwhelming evidence to the contrary and assumes that Zimmerman is guilty simply because of the color of his skin (white? hispanic? white hispanic? what color is it today?).

/I know, I know, only white people can be racist
2012-04-23 10:50:34 AM
1 votes:

digitalrain: a. In all of the footage that's been bandied about of Zimmerman entering the police station,
none of them show him sporting any injury (he claimed his nose was broken too, if I recall)
along the lines of what he's claiming


Funny that you don't believe it. The police observed it. There is a picture of it at the scene. His neighbor's observed it. Yet you still don't want to believe it.

digitalrain: b. No blood on his clothes. If Martin were above him, smashing his head into the sidewalk,
and Zimmerman fired that close, there would be blood. I'd mention the whole lack of GSR
and powder burns, but that would just make it sound like I watch too much CSI (which I do).



The SAO investigator who testified at the bail hearing stated that there was stippling consistent with being shot at close range. You haven't seen the forensic analysis of the clothing of either Martin or Zimmerman, so you really don't know what blood was or was not there.

digitalrain: Do I think that Martin approached him. It's possible. It's possible that he approached
Zimmerman, oozing teenage bravado, demanding to know WTF Zimmerman was doing
following him. Given that Zimmerman was already convinced this kid was up to some sort
of nefarious activity, I think he assumed Martin was going to hurt him and panicked.

Should Zimmerman be strung up in the public square? No, of course not. He is guilty of
manslaughter, though, and should be punished accordingly.



Funny that you acknowledge that you don't know who approached who. Yet you've already convicted him of manslaughter. Nice lynching that you've got going there.

digitalrain: If he is acquitted, there are going to be riots all over Sanford. Since that's just 15 - 20
mins or so up I-4 from me, I'm not looking forward to the spillover.


I think it's incredibly unlikely that this ever goes to trial. The trial judge is already skeptical - that's why Zimmerman got out for $125k. The prosecution has already admitted that they don't have anything to contradict Zimmerman's story that he was attacked, and that Martin was slamming his head against the concrete. Unless the prosecution has something huge they've held back, the judge will have no choice but to rule Zimmerman acted in self defense and dismiss the case.
2012-04-23 10:46:52 AM
1 votes:

kukukupo: It will be interesting to see what happens when he is found not guilty.

/the outrage should be interesting/fun
//can't see any way he is guilty at this point


Yeah, remember what happened when OJ was found not guilty of a premeditated and fairly horrifying double-murder? The white communities erupted into absolute madness! Riots, looting, lynchings, it was total bedlam! Or, wait.. no...

Uh.. either way, I agree, it'll be interesting to see what happens in this case!

/Its OK to be racist as long as you're not white!
2012-04-23 10:46:48 AM
1 votes:
http://i.imgur.com/ERDix.gif
2012-04-23 10:44:04 AM
1 votes:

gimmegimme: tasteless: gimmegimme: Molavian: gimmegimme: No one deserves to be stalked and hunted in a suburban neighborhood.

I agree. It was a good thing he was armed, otherwise he'd probably be dead right now.

Why didn't Trayvon have the right to Stand His Ground?

He had the right to, he just didn't do it properly, or fast enough.

If only Trayvon had a firearm...everything would have been okay.


Thugs are notoriously bad shots. He'd have accidently killed a toddler playing in a nearby apartment.
2012-04-23 10:43:20 AM
1 votes:

DROxINxTHExWIND: TXEric: bearcats1983: Always intrigued when people purposefully type like they're "gangsta". Doesn't that take more time than actually typing things out correctly?

I can only assume that some cultures/age groups consider intelligence to be "uncool", so they try to keep up with the status quo.

I think this is called "keeping it real, yo".
Whatever the hell that is supposed to mean.
I guess the idea of "reality" involves flying in the face of intelligent conversation.


Yeah, White people don't call each other "nerds" and worship jocks and cheerleaders. It's only he blacks.

/Why don't YOU keep it real and just get a robe?


Hey, Dro...
I'm not calling a particular race out on this, it's a cultural thing. I know many younger whites and hispanics who are big into the "club culture" around here, and they talk/text the same way.

It's still stupid sounding.

/Off my lawn
//And pull your damn pants up.
2012-04-23 10:34:15 AM
1 votes:
Ebonics.

/how do it work?
2012-04-23 10:31:24 AM
1 votes:
If only there was some sort of objective process for establishing Zimmerman's guilt or innocence...
2012-04-23 10:30:11 AM
1 votes:
Twitter marks the end of civilization as we know it.
2012-04-23 10:29:58 AM
1 votes:

gimmegimme:
Violent flash mobs? I think you just created a new show for Fox.

It is also reassuring to know that we live in the lawless Wild West and I can take the law into my own hands instead of taking them to court.

[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 300x200]


http://violentflashmobs.com/
http://articles.cnn.com/2011-08-12/justice/philadelphia.flash.mob.vio l ence_1_teen-mob-community-leaders-mayor-michael-nutter?_s=PM:CRIME
http://articles.philly.com/2011-08-14/news/29886718_1_social-media-fl a sh-mob-facebook-and-other-services
http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2012/03/downtown_minneapolis_rocke d _by_five_violent_flash_mobs_attacks_during_last_two_months.php
http://www.citypages.com/2012-04-04/news/flash-mobs-attack-minneapoli s /

Shall I continue to do your googling for you?

And, no, this isn't the lawless wild west. This IS, however, a society that recognizes that it is the duty of the citizen to defend themselves, and also recognizes that police response times, no matter how fast, is not fast enough to prevent most violent attacks, and 99% of cases will see the police showing up AFTER the fact.

You can choose to leave your safety to the police. I will stick with protecting myself by:

- Being Smart and avoiding situations that appear dangerous, or people that appear to be a threat.
- Recognizing that if I identify a potential threat that is not posing me direct risk that I am far better off observing from a distance and calling the cops rather than diving in myself
- Recognizing that my job is to be selfish and look out for me and mine first and foremost. If the plight of another is obvious to the point of a woman screaming for help with a man beating her/raping her/threatening her with a weapon, then I might act for them. However, if I don't know the circumstances and have no proof of an imminent threat to myself or others, it's not my job to act preemptively
- Understanding that self defense is REACTIVE, not PROACTIVE. It ain't defense if the guy hasn't done something wrong yet.

/when seconds count, 911 is only minutes away.
2012-04-23 10:24:21 AM
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Those twitter updates on the page are probably the most retarded thing I will read today. (besides the politics tab)
2012-04-23 10:19:22 AM
1 votes:
If a handful of posers on twitter constitutes a lynch mob then Fark is a goddamned holocaust.
2012-04-23 10:19:13 AM
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NeoBad: Free George Zimmerman. He's innocent and all he did was defend himself. Sorry your snowflake was stupid.


The American Left wants their Great White Defendant (who can conveniently turn into a minority when expedient). Nothing will deter them.
2012-04-23 10:11:49 AM
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Aww, poor libies didn't get the chance to shank Zimmerman in prison before he went to trial Now they're all butthurt.
2012-04-23 10:10:43 AM
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jayhawk88: Well he is a minority who has recently had some trouble with the law. Wouldn't want him walking around my gated community .


4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-04-23 09:59:34 AM
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Oldiron_79: Hmm all the so called "tolerent" people want to lynch the hispanic jew for killing a black guy that was curb stomping him.

The "tolerent" people are nothing but BIGGOTS black suprimist BIGGOTS


What's a suprimist? Is that like extra misty?

"I went outside today and my clothes got drenched, man, the weather's all suprimist!"
2012-04-23 09:58:13 AM
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Spaced Lion: rudemix: Florida Secret Police

This is probably the funniest 3-word sequence I have ever seen on Fark. I salute you.


I wanted in on the madness before it was too late!
2012-04-23 09:52:04 AM
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Kit Fister: gimmegimme: enry: gimmegimme:
We keep the peace with laws and professional police officers.

If that were really the case Zimmerman wouldn't be on trial, and Treyvon would still be munching Skittles.

/just saying

I agree with you. The point is that we don't appoint ourselves judge, jury and executioner and hassle people who are walking around on the street, minding their own business.

The Republicans are being frightened little girls. If you have a problem, call the cops. If you see someone walking home from the store, go home and watch TV.

The same cops that folks on Fark deride as pigs and jack-booted thugs?

Let me see if I got this straight, the whiplash is killing me...

Cops enforce laws against popular illegal activities == assholes/jerks/pigs/jack-booted thugs.

Cops enforce laws against bogeymen and perceived villains == white knights/awesome

You also realize, of course, that even the Supreme Court has ruled that police have no obligation to protect individuals, and it is not the job of police to act as security, but rather merely to investigate and enforce the law, right?

/why do I even bother?


That's a nice strawman there. Shame if anything happened to it.
2012-04-23 09:51:44 AM
1 votes:

rudemix: Florida Secret Police


This is probably the funniest 3-word sequence I have ever seen on Fark. I salute you.
2012-04-23 09:51:37 AM
1 votes:
But what does Jawal's girlfriend think?
2012-04-23 09:49:15 AM
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I can't wait until he's acquitted and all of the fools burn down their own neighborhoods.

I'll have my popcorn at the ready.
2012-04-23 09:48:27 AM
1 votes:
Hmm all the so called "tolerent" people want to lynch the hispanic jew for killing a black guy that was curb stomping him.

The "tolerent" people are nothing but BIGGOTS black suprimist BIGGOTS
2012-04-23 09:46:20 AM
1 votes:
Okay a bit creepy here. I had a dream last night where he snuck out of jail during a city wide riot caused by the Joker. (I know right?) And during the riot his head was based through a store window and he was shot. The dream then lead to me trying to get home and myself having to help the nephew from the Red Green show deal with a baby he was left to baby sit. All of these things were on the TV this weekend.
2012-04-23 09:43:10 AM
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gimmegimme: I think I speak for the majority when I say that we are glad that Zimmerman is going to have a trial and that the rule of law will remain SOP in Florida. No one deserves to be stalked and hunted in a suburban neighborhood. Even though I'm not sure Zimmerman did the right thing, I do hope that a judge and jury can decide the case.

This is America. We keep the peace with laws and professional police officers.


Dude, this is FARK. If you want to make a sane statement, you need to do it somewhere else.
2012-04-23 09:42:53 AM
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We should get rid of guns. they make things too easy.
Go back to rapiers.

Now THAT would be fun.
2012-04-23 09:38:47 AM
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gimmegimme: The Republicans are being frightened little girls. If you have a problem, call the cops. If you see someone walking home from the store, go home and watch TV.


It's fascinating to watch people try and twist this into a partisan D vs R issue. FWIW, Zimmerman is a registered Democrat.
2012-04-23 09:36:55 AM
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Karma's a biatch, eh George?
2012-04-23 09:28:35 AM
1 votes:
JUSTICES HAVE NOT BEEN SERVED!


/dun goofed
2012-04-23 09:21:06 AM
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Zimmerman has completed his chameleon-like shift from white ("I shot him in self-defense, officer!") to brown ("I'm a mestizo who loves other minorities and tutors kids in the ghetto!") to black, and is hiding in plain sight in darkest Orlando. It's his masterstroke; the Zimmerman Gambit. And they never saw it coming.
2012-04-23 09:18:28 AM
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abfalter: I don't want to see Zimmerman killed.

I do want to see him off the streets and sitting in a jail cell.


Where he'll be killed within the first week, with the added bonus of higher costs to the taxpayer.
2012-04-23 09:16:21 AM
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RELIGION OF PEACE
2012-04-23 09:15:49 AM
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gimmegimme: No one deserves to be stalked and hunted in a suburban neighborhood.


I agree. It was a good thing he was armed, otherwise he'd probably be dead right now.
2012-04-23 09:15:40 AM
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It's not just a Fark thread?
2012-04-23 09:09:45 AM
1 votes:
A lot of of well articulated, reasoned thinking going on in them there tweets
 
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