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(Daily Mail)   Ugly ass baby kangaroo asks its mom: "You mean I'm gonna stay this color?"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 34
    More: Sappy, marsupials, Thomas Kinkade, Tasmania, mothers  
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2012-04-23 01:15:02 PM  
Nice...
 
2012-04-23 01:56:54 PM  
+1, subby
 
2012-04-23 05:46:49 PM  
I've never realized how much kangaroos resemble rats before.
 
2012-04-23 06:26:53 PM  
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2012-04-23 07:15:30 PM  

RexTalionis: I've never realized how much kangaroos resemble rats before.


It's actually a Tree-kangaroo, not your typical Kangaroo.
 
2012-04-23 07:26:13 PM  

andrewmoriarty: It's actually a Tree-kangaroo, not your typical Kangaroo.


It's actually a wallaby.
 
2012-04-23 07:28:52 PM  
Oh God, it's like "Alien"!

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-04-23 07:29:46 PM  
This is an actual picture of what they claim it is (Bennett tree-kangaroo):

museumvictoria.com.au

This is a wallaby:

images.nationalgeographic.com

And here's your standard kangaroo:

images.nationalgeographic.com
 
2012-04-23 07:35:05 PM  
Subby is blatantly speciest.
 
2012-04-23 08:52:21 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
Lord loves a workin' man. Don't trust whitey. See a doctor and get rid of it.
Ok, got it ma.
 
2012-04-23 09:02:26 PM  

TsarTom: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
Lord loves a workin' man. Don't trust whitey. See a doctor and get rid of it.
Ok, got it ma.


I foresee potential for the Springer show.
 
2012-04-23 09:08:28 PM  

jaylectricity: andrewmoriarty: It's actually a Tree-kangaroo, not your typical Kangaroo.

It's actually a wallaby.


Lol. I only noticed that after I posted the comment.
 
2012-04-23 09:29:03 PM  

andrewmoriarty: jaylectricity: andrewmoriarty: It's actually a Tree-kangaroo, not your typical Kangaroo.

It's actually a wallaby.

Lol. I only noticed that after I posted the comment.


I only know because somebody mentioned it in the comments and I had a couple minutes to check Google to see if they were right.

/I love the internet
 
2012-04-23 11:38:38 PM  
 
2012-04-24 08:02:51 AM  
oh lawdy
pick a bail of cotton
oh lawdy
pick a bail of hay
 
2012-04-24 08:15:33 AM  
Weird fact of the day: Female Kangaroos have 3 vaginas.
 
2012-04-24 08:20:21 AM  
Well I'm gonna to go then! And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need *you*. I don't need anything. Except this. Just this ashtray... And this paddle game. - The ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need... And this remote control. - The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need... And these matches. - The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball... And this lamp.
 
2012-04-24 08:23:53 AM  
white = albino.

/insert journalist guide to something here
 
2012-04-24 08:27:49 AM  
As long as they don't play any of those songs.

/they depress me
 
2012-04-24 08:47:15 AM  
But is it picking out a thermos for you?
 
2012-04-24 08:54:14 AM  
I hope he finds his "special purpose" one day!
 
2012-04-24 08:55:02 AM  
The Great White Hop.
 
Biv
2012-04-24 08:57:44 AM  
Wallaby a monkey's uncle.
 
2012-04-24 09:01:17 AM  
Subby should realize the difference between a statement and a question.
 
2012-04-24 09:05:26 AM  
Once you go white.. you know it's right
hehehe

profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2012-04-24 09:08:54 AM  
I wonder if that zoo sells pizza in a cup?
 
2012-04-24 09:20:19 AM  
5 more of those and we'll have a true Aussie xmas this year
 
2012-04-24 09:36:08 AM  
Marie, are you awake? Good. You look so beautiful and peaceful, you almost look dead. I'm glad because there is something that has always been very difficult for me to say. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit. I've never been relaxed enough around anyone to be able to say that. You give me confidence in myself. I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days and the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days and the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in then evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. Anyway, I've decided that tomorrow, when the time is right, I'm going to ask you to marry me, if that's o.k. with you. Just don't say anything. (no answer) You've made me very happy.
 
2012-04-24 09:41:59 AM  
Does it know the difference between shiat and Shinola?
 
2012-04-24 10:42:37 AM  
That's a Wallaby. Tastes like rat. Which tastes like chicken.
 
2012-04-24 11:03:18 AM  

tasteless: Marie, are you awake? Good. You look so beautiful and peaceful, you almost look dead. I'm glad because there is something that has always been very difficult for me to say. I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit. I've never been relaxed enough around anyone to be able to say that. You give me confidence in myself. I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days and the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days and the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in then evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. Anyway, I've decided that tomorrow, when the time is right, I'm going to ask you to marry me, if that's o.k. with you. Just don't say anything. (no answer) You've made me very happy.


lmao
 
2012-04-24 11:25:27 AM  
Wallaby:

media.giantbomb.com
 
rpm
2012-04-24 11:53:22 AM  

AbbeySomeone: Subby is blatantly speciest.


Nah, Subby is just a jerk.
 
2012-04-24 12:10:22 PM  
Dissapointed when a Farker's login is part of a headline, and they don't appear.
 
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