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		Will the Brock Lesnar/John Cena contract signing end with the usual brawl? Will Vince order crowd reaction muted yet again? How will two hours of material be stretched into three hours of show? Find out on WWE RAW Supershow, 8 PM ET on USA (withleather.uproxx.com)		60
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Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 09:15:52 PM

3 votes:

"What is my gardener doing out there again Monsoon?"

"Again, that's Alberto Del Rio, Mexican aristocrat"

"Isn't that just a fancy word for drug lord?"

"Will you st.....maybe"

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-23 09:03:39 PM

3 votes:

THE ONLY LEGITIMATE USE OF FORCE IS IN DEFENSE OF INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS! I COULD CARE LESS WHAT YOU DO TO PAUL BEARER!

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 08:38:50 PM

3 votes:

"Executive Administrator?"

"That's the new code name for prostitute, Monsoon"

"He said it will lead to big things, Brain"

"So sex with him is clearly out of the question then..."

hobblekitty		2012-04-24 09:18:10 PM

2 votes:

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 09:57:41 PM

2 votes:

"Who knew Scott Hall gave acting lessons, Monsoon"

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 09:55:08 PM

2 votes:

"CM Punk gonna have to walk the straight line Brain."

"Or as I call it, 10pm. Monsoon."

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 09:36:05 PM

2 votes:

"This just in Monsoon, Stone Cold Steve Austin has just been retroactively stripped of all his title reigns."

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 09:34:35 PM

2 votes:

"Last week Brain, The WWE granted wishes all over the world"

"Shame they can't grant my wish for a decent wrestling match, Monsoon."

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 09:04:47 PM

2 votes:

"Did he lock Paul in a freezer? Brain?"

"Either that or his dreaded Chamber of Farts."

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 09:02:27 PM

2 votes:

"And just to be clear Monsoon, what he did in my luggage was NOT an honorable discharge,"

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 08:49:42 PM

2 votes:

"At the airport there was a shortage of rental cars. How did Lord Tensai get to RAW Brain?"

"... He took the A-Train?"

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 08:29:23 PM

2 votes:

"Lionsault?"

"He's new Monsoon, he's only been doing it for a decade or so..."

TheManofPA		2012-04-26 10:43:23 PM

1 votes:

verbaltoxin: "Daniels and Kazarian, you're actually a good team, but the other guys suck so I'm giving a tag title shot to them,"

Okay I'm back on board with the "TNA Sucks" group.

/F*ck Hogan

Less than 5 minutes; sounds about right

hobblekitty		2012-04-26 02:27:51 PM

1 votes:

Risamason: Rey Mysterio's been busted again for a wellness violation.

Link

One toke over the line I guess...

SharkTrager: Jose Canseco tweets.

That's my Spandau Ballet cover band.

verbaltoxin		2012-04-24 12:34:41 PM

1 votes:

nbrfwhoooo: Let's kayfabe for a moment. Every real drunk, when caught, knows to take your chances on the breathalyzer in hopes it is gives a false reading.

I cannot believe how much fast forwarding the WWF is making me do. I think an accurate amount of RAW I was is about 30 percent. It's not that I don't love wrestling or I wouldn't be here. It's getting tedious after such a great high they had last year. I will always be a fan and go to shows and tape it on my dvr, but goddamned if they aren't hard to watch right now.

There's always an alternative...

media.giantbomb.com

nyrkah1		2012-04-23 11:19:23 PM

1 votes:

The good:

1. The Rangers won
2. I won my 10th! Gredunza
3. I started drinking straight bourbon an hour ago

The Bad:

1. That RAW
2. I watched that entire RAW
3. I started drinking straight bourbon and hour ago

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-23 11:14:05 PM

1 votes:

This is a real feeling that you're feeling! I can feel it! Feelings! Nothing more than feelings! Trying to forget my.... feelings of looooooooooooooove...

jrodtheterrible		2012-04-23 11:00:50 PM

1 votes:

Maybe Alistair Overeem will interfere tonight. He's got a year of free time on his hands.

HeartBurnKid		2012-04-23 10:53:42 PM

1 votes:

Wow, this video package comes back on you more than Doritos Locos Tacos™.

nyrkah1		2012-04-23 10:48:22 PM

1 votes:

Vickie was bitten by a midget. Now she will become one.

/I read that somewhere
//or kinda stole it from Patton Oswalt

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 10:48:00 PM

1 votes:

"Honswoggle just bit Vicky in the posterior Brain"

"Probably tasted like a Doritos Locos Taco Monsoon."

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-23 10:40:56 PM

1 votes:

"I will let you down, I will make you Hurt" should replace Nickelback as the RAW Theme song.

Just get Nickleback to cover it for maximum trolling effect.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-23 10:37:08 PM

1 votes:

Oh, good, my dream for post-WW2 Captain America Paul Bearer lives on.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-23 10:34:03 PM

1 votes:

verbaltoxin: Dr J Zoidberg: verbaltoxin: The Cobra. That's one more move Cole can call correctly. And it's the sh*ttiest move ever.

I disagree. I think an arm breaker as a finisher is the shiattiest move ever.

I used to think Atomic Drop was the worst, then the Worm, but now by far it's the Cobra. The arm breaker can actually break your arm. A poke to the chest is pathetic.

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 10:21:10 PM

1 votes:

"Swagger and Ziggler vs. Funkasaurus and Hornswoggle..... Brought to you by Doritos Taco Locos? Brain?"

"fark this and hit the bar Monsoon?"

"Yes... Yes... Yes!"

(@BobbyandGorilla)

lurch_E_bean		2012-04-23 10:09:58 PM

1 votes:

MagSeven: Nykrah is the HHH of the FWC. He won't put anyone else over!

img835.imageshack.us

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 10:05:45 PM

1 votes:

"John Nykrah Cena with another gredunza win!"

"That's okay Monsoon, fo I have the real championship right. Here!"

verbaltoxin		2012-04-23 10:02:51 PM

1 votes:

CM Punk has lost his smile.

jrodtheterrible		2012-04-23 10:00:22 PM

1 votes:

He should call Jericho sugar tits and ask if the cops are Jews.

Tenor Reaper		2012-04-23 09:55:33 PM

1 votes:

Hurrr I'm Brock Lesnar and I'm saying words! Durrrrr ...

robsul82		2012-04-23 09:55:16 PM

1 votes:

*START *hic* STATIC*

robsul82		2012-04-23 09:49:11 PM

1 votes:

STOP IT BETH OR I WILL

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 09:41:37 PM

1 votes:

"So according to Cole Brain, getting assaulted by a MMA fighter is an 'unfortunate situation'"

"So attempted murder must be a regrettable occurrence then Monsoon?"

Smiths		2012-04-23 09:38:15 PM

1 votes:

this is why you all should be watching hockey and drinking instead of this oiled up retard shiat.

if i want oiled up retards i watch Palin on Fox

verbaltoxin		2012-04-23 09:36:31 PM

1 votes:

Just kick Brock in the gut real hard. Then the colon will do all the work for you.

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 09:31:47 PM

1 votes:

"Halfway Brain, what do you think so far?"

"suicide, about the only thought in my head right now Monsoon..."

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-23 09:29:48 PM

1 votes:

Hornswoggle got tired of having his home invaded all the time, so now he lives in Brock Lesnar's neckroll.

LegacyDL		2012-04-23 09:18:54 PM

1 votes:

Owangotang: Remember when Riley's awesome music and beating on Miz got him over...then WWE did nothing with him? Good times.

Remember when Ziggler lost the US Championship to Zack Ryder and everyone thought that he was finally going to get his big push but instead they turned him into a human crash test dummy?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 09:18:06 PM

1 votes:

"Look at Khali and the Big Show Brain, last time I saw two things this large."

"Planes were being flown into them?"

"WHOA BRAIN!!"

"Too soon?"

HeartBurnKid		2012-04-23 09:17:55 PM

1 votes:

one of those: [i75.photobucket.com image 385x311]

No, this is the most dangerous move in wrestling.

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 09:09:40 PM

1 votes:

"Edge telling Cena to wake up, is he the sleeper?"

"Dear god Monsoon, is Cena the kwitzatz haderach?"

"Wow that was a Geeky joke Brain."

"Yeah, it would've probably killed on Reddit..."

HardRocker488		2012-04-23 09:04:09 PM

1 votes:

So isn't this like the 10th time that Paul Bearer has died?

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 09:01:35 PM

1 votes:

"Randy Orton's weakness, Brain?"

"Honorable Discharges Monsoon..."

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 08:55:01 PM

1 votes:

"Eight years in Japan, all I got was two paternity suits and a few dozen restraining orders"

"thanks for that insight there Brain..."

"And this thing I still have to take penicillin for..."

"Twitter is so much better to have you on there..."

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 08:50:58 PM

1 votes:

"The hell, did Albert just order dinner from the Golden Panda Monsoon?"

"Will you stop? And if he did he better have remembered my egg rolls..."

LegacyDL		2012-04-23 08:49:31 PM

1 votes:

I swear it's like watching The Shredder in drag.

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 08:45:54 PM

1 votes:

"A liquor gift basket Bain?"

"Screw Edible Arraingments Monsoon, I have the business plan of a lifetime now!"

KellyKellyKelly		2012-04-23 08:45:14 PM

1 votes:

WWE Creative @WWE_Creative
Moments after walking off camera with that basket of liquor, @wwejoshmathews was tackled by Michael Hayes. #RAWTonight

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 08:44:15 PM

1 votes:

"So CMPunk is a Jack man eh?, man after my own heart Monsoon."

KellyKellyKelly		2012-04-23 08:43:53 PM

1 votes:

WWE Creative @WWE_Creative
It's hard for someone to be legitimately terrified of the guy who got Marc Mero's sloppy seconds #RAWTonight

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 08:32:43 PM

1 votes:

"Jericho going to give him a gift Brain?"

"the blue-ray of Leaving Las Vegas, Monsoon, after Extreme Rules it's going to be apt!"

"Oh stop!"

P-Money All $tar		2012-04-23 08:04:44 PM

1 votes:

silgryphon: Hey look my wife says It's Luigi

25.media.tumblr.com

here comes the PLAIN

TheManofPA		2012-04-23 08:01:16 PM

1 votes:

THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN VIDEO PROMOS OF WHAT JUST HAPPENED!

FinFangFark		2012-04-23 07:52:11 PM

1 votes:

hobblekitty: Looking at the WWE "current" roster on WWE.com... There are so many wrestlers that they aren't using! And there are wrestlers on there that I have never even heard of before, and I have been watching regularly for the past 2 years... Who the hell are Kaitlyn and Maxine? I've never even heard of those chicks.

Vince? that you?

FinFangFark		2012-04-23 07:32:05 PM

1 votes:

Evening all.

So they are gonna start the show with the Lesnar/Cena signing? Greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

So, we'll get 3 matches, and 12 promos, 8 of which will be replays of the signing.

3 Hours of promo goodness!

verbaltoxin		2012-04-23 07:17:26 PM

1 votes:

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Today is Cena's birthday Brain."

"Sad note Monsoon, he didn't get a birthday cake. Ever since Wrestlemania no one is selling to him."

Jesse Ventura's insert:

"See that's the problem, Geno, if John Cena had stood up for himself like a man, he could've stopped the fans from turning on him, just like we could've stopped the government from causing 9/11. Did you know I was a Navy SEAL, Brain?"

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 07:14:23 PM

1 votes:

"Today is Cena's birthday Brain."

"Sad note Monsoon, he didn't get a birthday cake. Ever since Wrestlemania no one is selling to him."

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 07:05:48 PM

1 votes:

"Well Bobby, just like the WWE, we are whoring ourselves out to Twitter"

"That's right Gorilla, due to overwhelming demand..."

"Of six people"

"We are now on Twitter! @BobbyandGorilla"

"Follow us for insight and other assorted uh, Brain droppings"

"ha ha Monsoon. Hey it's free to you so why not?"

ThatGuyGreg		2012-04-23 10:44:12 AM

1 votes:

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Dougie AXP: ThatGuyGreg: Skip the brawl, go straight to donnybrook.

Forget the donnybrook go right to the slobberknocker.

Forget the slobberknocker, go straight to the Girouxing of Crosby

KO via pudding pops?

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers		2012-04-23 09:51:47 AM

1 votes:

Dougie AXP: ThatGuyGreg: Skip the brawl, go straight to donnybrook.

Forget the donnybrook go right to the slobberknocker.

Forget the slobberknocker, go straight to the Girouxing of Crosby

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