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(With Leather)   Will the Brock Lesnar/John Cena contract signing end with the usual brawl? Will Vince order crowd reaction muted yet again? How will two hours of material be stretched into three hours of show? Find out on WWE RAW Supershow, 8 PM ET on USA   (withleather.uproxx.com ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Brock Lesnar, John Cena, bench-clearing brawl, Joe Louis Arena, Monday Night Raw, John Laurinaitis, United States, WWE Superstars  
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2012-04-23 08:49:42 PM  
"At the airport there was a shortage of rental cars. How did Lord Tensai get to RAW Brain?"

"... He took the A-Train?"
 
2012-04-23 08:49:43 PM  
Albert, speak English!
 
2012-04-23 08:49:50 PM  
Uhhh... That made sense...
 
2012-04-23 08:50:12 PM  
I think that was Japanese for I'M NOT OVER BUT I'M HUGE SO I'LL KEEP GETTING PUSHED HA HA HA, I'm not sure.
 
2012-04-23 08:50:16 PM  
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oh god
nearly choked on that japanese there

helps to understand it.

oh god.....

nearly choked
 
2012-04-23 08:50:16 PM  
Tensai is stupid

first he beats up on jobbers, then straight to the main event last week, now back to jobbin' out biatches??

disaster..
 
2012-04-23 08:50:16 PM  
HA! Albert with the whitest accent ever to say those words!
 
2012-04-23 08:50:28 PM  

one of those: TRANSLATION PLEASE


Kung Pao, fried rice, and hot and sour soup.

I just call that the #7
 
2012-04-23 08:50:32 PM  
Truth does not deserve this
 
2012-04-23 08:50:41 PM  
Hey hey its GREAT MUTA Lord Tensai in a squash match...
 
2012-04-23 08:50:56 PM  
Why not just let Troof job honestly by coming out, laying down in the center of the ring, and letting Albert pin him?
 
2012-04-23 08:50:58 PM  
"The hell, did Albert just order dinner from the Golden Panda Monsoon?"

"Will you stop? And if he did he better have remembered my egg rolls..."
 
2012-04-23 08:51:05 PM  
This crowd istrying, I hear some Albert chants. I'm hopeful that DB could get some YES YES YES but I wonder if they will keep him off the air.

They are going to run into the Miami problem

YES CHANTS!!!!!!
 
2012-04-23 08:51:07 PM  
YES YES CHANTS
 
2012-04-23 08:51:08 PM  
Yes Yes Yes!
 
2012-04-23 08:51:12 PM  
Tensai has X-Pac heat.
 
2012-04-23 08:51:14 PM  
Yes chants yay.
 
2012-04-23 08:51:15 PM  
YES! chants

Hell yeah!
 
2012-04-23 08:51:17 PM  
"YES!" chants///
 
2012-04-23 08:51:28 PM  
Tensai speaks Engrish! He told Truth to "Move"!
/People talk too much!
 
2012-04-23 08:51:31 PM  
YES CHANTS?

Vince must have mis-heard them as "TENSE! TENSE! TENSE!"
 
2012-04-23 08:51:44 PM  
YES chants!
 
2012-04-23 08:51:46 PM  
Miami problem=Even if they want DB as a heel at Extreme Rules, it doesn't matter. DB will be very much the Face in Chicago
 
2012-04-23 08:51:49 PM  
Ugh, fat guys just should NOT wear tight, tiny, shiny trunks.
 
2012-04-23 08:51:51 PM  
LORD TENSAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
ICHIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
 
2012-04-23 08:51:54 PM  
Troof's body oil has smeared Tansai's words of wisdom on his face.
 
2012-04-23 08:51:57 PM  
YES! chant. I guess that's something.
 
2012-04-23 08:51:58 PM  
Truth needs to tag little jimmy
 
2012-04-23 08:52:02 PM  
Can someone seal up the air leak coming from Alberts mouth.. Jesus farking christ that's annoying as fark.
 
2012-04-23 08:52:11 PM  
This gimmick sucks. It's racist and it sucks. Also R-Truth's a jobber now, er, again? Seriously WWE, push a guy or don't. I'm sick of this half in, half out bullsh*t.
 
2012-04-23 08:52:14 PM  
LORD TENSE GUY! ITCHY BUUUUUUUUMMMMM!

SMELL MY HAND! IT SMELLS LIKE MAE YOUNG!
 
2012-04-23 08:52:28 PM  
What is the point of a farking sit out powerbomb if it isn't a pin. Looks so damn stupid.
 
2012-04-23 08:52:35 PM  
Albert with the Chloroform Clutch!

/Forgot it was 3 hours, probably for the best...
 
2012-04-23 08:52:38 PM  
Baron von Raschke called. He wants his finisher back.
 
2012-04-23 08:52:41 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: YES CHANTS?

Vince must have mis-heard them as "TENSE! TENSE! TENSE!"


You are on smarky steroids tonight. Purely on FIRE
 
2012-04-23 08:52:46 PM  
No, not the lime Kool-Aid!
 
2012-04-23 08:52:52 PM  
the crowd sounds odd again.

stupid kitchen cabinet painting....
 
2012-04-23 08:52:56 PM  
oh man....

very rough translation from memory whi

i am lord tensai

the biggest threat in WWE

won't lose to anyone

aoh god
psit when he did the :ORD TENSAI NUMBAH ONE

oh man...

poor Albert.
 
2012-04-23 08:53:24 PM  
BAH GAWD, IT'S THE STINKPALM!!!!

STINKPALM!!!

STINKPALM!!!

Bah Gawd, THAT GREEN COLOR CAPSULE HAD A FAMILY!!!
 
2012-04-23 08:53:24 PM  
WWE should've never let Albert take off the headgear
 
2012-04-23 08:53:45 PM  
Albert must like his SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 
2012-04-23 08:53:45 PM  
why does have have poopy face?
 
2012-04-23 08:53:55 PM  
Kane has a chilling message ABOUT THE UPCOMING PRIMARIES BECAUSE RON PAUL ISN'T DONE YET!
 
2012-04-23 08:53:55 PM  
Jason X! Oh it's Kane
 
2012-04-23 08:54:13 PM  
Anything good so far?

/working on last school assignment EVER
 
2012-04-23 08:54:24 PM  
Kane's chilling message:

GOVERNMENT LANDS MUST BE SOLD TO PRIVATE INTERESTS SO THEY CAN BE CONSERVED!
 
2012-04-23 08:55:01 PM  
"Eight years in Japan, all I got was two paternity suits and a few dozen restraining orders"

"thanks for that insight there Brain..."

"And this thing I still have to take penicillin for..."

"Twitter is so much better to have you on there..."
 
2012-04-23 08:55:05 PM  
My car broke down..I didn't have any money...it was like I was an average college student.
 
2012-04-23 08:55:07 PM  

falcon176: WWE should've never let Albert take off the headgear


speaking of headgear

Welders Union 666 approves!
 
2012-04-23 08:55:47 PM  
Also I noticed from the replay clip that Cole couldn't even call the right move again. It's not a power bomb, it's the old Baldo Bomb Tensai used when he was Prince Albert. It's a choke-power bomb if anything. He also called the crossface an STF. God, Cole is so f*cking terrible.
 
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