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(With Leather)   Will the Brock Lesnar/John Cena contract signing end with the usual brawl? Will Vince order crowd reaction muted yet again? How will two hours of material be stretched into three hours of show? Find out on WWE RAW Supershow, 8 PM ET on USA   (withleather.uproxx.com) divider line 1821
    More: Interesting, Brock Lesnar, John Cena, bench-clearing brawl, Joe Louis Arena, Monday Night Raw, John Laurinaitis, United States, WWE Superstars  
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2012-04-23 07:32:05 PM  
Evening all.

So they are gonna start the show with the Lesnar/Cena signing? Greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

So, we'll get 3 matches, and 12 promos, 8 of which will be replays of the signing.

3 Hours of promo goodness!
 
2012-04-23 07:33:59 PM  

P-Money All $tar: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Well Bobby, just like the WWE, we are whoring ourselves out to Twitter"

"That's right Gorilla, due to overwhelming demand..."

"Of six people"

"We are now on Twitter! @BobbyandGorilla"

"Follow us for insight and other assorted uh, Brain droppings"

"ha ha Monsoon. Hey it's free to you so why not?"



definitely followed.

Just like cranky Vince...that's what Twitter really is about, not about where you're having your farking lunch.
 
2012-04-23 07:36:35 PM  

Rwa2play: Ok Farkers: convince me to watch Ra...

Fark it, I'll just watch your thread and LMAO. Far more entertaining.


This.

To all the trolls, THIS!
 
2012-04-23 07:37:10 PM  
Totally forgot it was 3 hours.
 
2012-04-23 07:38:10 PM  

P-Money All $tar: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Well Bobby, just like the WWE, we are whoring ourselves out to Twitter"

"That's right Gorilla, due to overwhelming demand..."

"Of six people"

"We are now on Twitter! @BobbyandGorilla"

"Follow us for insight and other assorted uh, Brain droppings"

"ha ha Monsoon. Hey it's free to you so why not?"

Followed.


Yup, me too!

@hobblekitty - follow me biatches!
 
2012-04-23 07:38:20 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Totally forgot it was 3 hours.


Clearly, this will be the greatest night in the history of our industry. :D
 
2012-04-23 07:40:02 PM  
Since we are pandering for Twitter followers: @FinFangFark

Time to bring the pain...pain in my tummy b/c I over ate. Homemade fried chicken.
 
2012-04-23 07:40:21 PM  
DVR is set....ready for the pier six brawl to start off the show
 
2012-04-23 07:40:57 PM  
saturdayblitz.com
 
2012-04-23 07:41:01 PM  
Well hell, as long as we're twitter whoring: @nyrkah1

If I get enough followers I might even start tweeting.

/that might be a threat
 
2012-04-23 07:41:18 PM  
Seinfeld on TBS for pregame. It's the one where George has the cane
 
2012-04-23 07:42:02 PM  
Bobby and The Gorilla is on Twitter?

Oh I'm so bookmarking that.
 
2012-04-23 07:42:13 PM  
@LoboVerde80, but my Tweets are private, so you'll have to get approved.
 
2012-04-23 07:44:47 PM  
@aaron9287. Don't tweet much though. Don't see the point of basically taking the facebook status update and creating a social media website around it...
 
2012-04-23 07:46:12 PM  
Watching Afterburn. Is it so hard for Orton to not be so robotic?
 
2012-04-23 07:50:35 PM  
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-04-23 07:50:51 PM  
Looking at the WWE "current" roster on WWE.com... There are so many wrestlers that they aren't using! And there are wrestlers on there that I have never even heard of before, and I have been watching regularly for the past 2 years... Who the hell are Kaitlyn and Maxine? I've never even heard of those chicks.
 
2012-04-23 07:52:11 PM  

hobblekitty: Looking at the WWE "current" roster on WWE.com... There are so many wrestlers that they aren't using! And there are wrestlers on there that I have never even heard of before, and I have been watching regularly for the past 2 years... Who the hell are Kaitlyn and Maxine? I've never even heard of those chicks.


Vince? that you?
 
2012-04-23 07:52:21 PM  

hobblekitty: Looking at the WWE "current" roster on WWE.com... There are so many wrestlers that they aren't using! And there are wrestlers on there that I have never even heard of before, and I have been watching regularly for the past 2 years... Who the hell are Kaitlyn and Maxine? I've never even heard of those chicks.


They may be new broads coming up from FCW.

See, we're in the post-Wrestlemania hiring and firing time of the year, when WWE cuts the dead wood, and calls up promising youngsters from FCW.
 
2012-04-23 07:53:44 PM  

hobblekitty: Looking at the WWE "current" roster on WWE.com... There are so many wrestlers that they aren't using! And there are wrestlers on there that I have never even heard of before, and I have been watching regularly for the past 2 years... Who the hell are Kaitlyn and Maxine? I've never even heard of those chicks.


Kaitlyn was the winner of the all-divas version of NXT. Booker T liked her. A lot.
 
2012-04-23 07:54:33 PM  
Shew I just barely got in from work for a suckfest raw. YES YES YES YES
 
2012-04-23 07:55:17 PM  
So on CM Punk's twitter, there is a tweet some time ago where he responds to JR whose asking if he comes to Chi-town during a Cubbies home stand if CM Punk would go to a game with him since going to Wrigley is a bucket list for JR

Punk's response: YES!
 
2012-04-23 07:55:42 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: hobblekitty: Looking at the WWE "current" roster on WWE.com... There are so many wrestlers that they aren't using! And there are wrestlers on there that I have never even heard of before, and I have been watching regularly for the past 2 years... Who the hell are Kaitlyn and Maxine? I've never even heard of those chicks.

They may be new broads coming up from FCW.

See, we're in the post-Wrestlemania hiring and firing time of the year, when WWE cuts the dead wood, and calls up promising youngsters from FCW.


Why bring up promising youngsters when the company can try and make a superstar out of a 39 year old man, who wasn't that special his first time around?
 
2012-04-23 07:57:53 PM  
Kaitlyn's actually pretty good. She won NXT, and for a brief moment it seemed she was going to be the 3rd member of Pin Up Strong, but nothing materialized and she's been on NXT. Maxine was splitting duty between being the FCW GM and being a super-vamp on NXT, where she's Johnny Curtis' evil girlfriend. Maxine got "fired" from FCW a few weeks ago, so she's full time NXT now.

I expect those two to eventually go to the main shows, because they have something good with Maxine, and Kaitlyn is at least serviceable in the Natalya, "Ring technician who ensures the models don't hurt themselves" role.

Plus Kaitlyn..."dat ass" doesn't do it justice.
 
2012-04-23 07:59:29 PM  

verbaltoxin: Kaitlyn's actually pretty good. She won NXT, and for a brief moment it seemed she was going to be the 3rd member of Pin Up Strong, but nothing materialized and she's been on NXT. Maxine was splitting duty between being the FCW GM and being a super-vamp on NXT, where she's Johnny Curtis' evil girlfriend. Maxine got "fired" from FCW a few weeks ago, so she's full time NXT now.

I expect those two to eventually go to the main shows, because they have something good with Maxine, and Kaitlyn is at least serviceable in the Natalya, "Ring technician who ensures the models don't hurt themselves" role.

Plus Kaitlyn..."dat ass" doesn't do it justice
.


How good is it on a scale of 1 - Rosa Mendes?
 
2012-04-23 08:00:15 PM  
Bah GAwd this show is starting
 
2012-04-23 08:00:16 PM  
LET'S *sigh* DO THIS THING!
 
2012-04-23 08:00:25 PM  
Learn something new every day. I guess in the UK Axe is sold as Lynx.
 
2012-04-23 08:00:31 PM  
"Why aren't the monitors on Monsoon?"

"Because we are at the in-laws house, Brain. So we're going to have to pick it up later."
 
2012-04-23 08:00:31 PM  
The champ! Is here!
 
2012-04-23 08:00:43 PM  
Raw an hour early? Rape us more Vince please!
 
2012-04-23 08:00:55 PM  
WE GOT NICKELBACK SIGN!
 
2012-04-23 08:00:57 PM  
STROBE LIGHTING KILLED MY MOMMA
 
2012-04-23 08:01:03 PM  
3hr RAW + New Steiner rant... Today is a good day
 
2012-04-23 08:01:07 PM  
Start the SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!
 
2012-04-23 08:01:07 PM  

Dr J Zoidberg: FirstNationalBastard: hobblekitty: Looking at the WWE "current" roster on WWE.com... There are so many wrestlers that they aren't using! And there are wrestlers on there that I have never even heard of before, and I have been watching regularly for the past 2 years... Who the hell are Kaitlyn and Maxine? I've never even heard of those chicks.

They may be new broads coming up from FCW.

See, we're in the post-Wrestlemania hiring and firing time of the year, when WWE cuts the dead wood, and calls up promising youngsters from FCW.

Why bring up promising youngsters when the company can try and make a superstar out of a 39 year old man, who wasn't that special his first time around?




BECAUSE THESE DAMN KIDS DON'T HAVE IT! ONLY BROKEN DOWN OLD GUYS WHOSE APPEAL DIED A DECADE AGO CAN LEAD WORLD wrestling ENTERTAINMENT INTO THE NEXT DECADE!

cdn.bleacherreport.net

I wonder why ratings are down and not getting any better?

NICKELBACK TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!

i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-23 08:01:16 PM  
THIS THREAD MAY CONTAIN VIDEO PROMOS OF WHAT JUST HAPPENED!
 
2012-04-23 08:01:20 PM  
An extra hour to bash Vince and his brigade of retarded soap writers.

#LessPromosMoreWrestling
 
2012-04-23 08:01:22 PM  

Dr J Zoidberg: verbaltoxin: Kaitlyn's actually pretty good. She won NXT, and for a brief moment it seemed she was going to be the 3rd member of Pin Up Strong, but nothing materialized and she's been on NXT. Maxine was splitting duty between being the FCW GM and being a super-vamp on NXT, where she's Johnny Curtis' evil girlfriend. Maxine got "fired" from FCW a few weeks ago, so she's full time NXT now.

I expect those two to eventually go to the main shows, because they have something good with Maxine, and Kaitlyn is at least serviceable in the Natalya, "Ring technician who ensures the models don't hurt themselves" role.

Plus Kaitlyn..."dat ass" doesn't do it justice.

How good is it on a scale of 1 - Rosa Mendes?


Link (NSFW)

Judge for yourself.
 
2012-04-23 08:01:32 PM  
Three hour raws make me wish I hadn't decided to quit drinking.

Contract signing first?
 
2012-04-23 08:01:34 PM  
THIS THREAD ALSO CONTAINS STROBE LIGHTING EFFECTS

i63.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-23 08:01:51 PM  
Hey, I get to watch like half the show before work! I guess this day didn't turn out so bad after all.
 
2012-04-23 08:01:57 PM  
Hey Playa I wanna tag match
 
2012-04-23 08:01:58 PM  
We are starting with an impromptu tag match?
 
2012-04-23 08:02:01 PM  
Hey playa.
 
2012-04-23 08:02:11 PM  
Wait, we're gonna do this already?
 
2012-04-23 08:02:17 PM  

verbaltoxin: Dr J Zoidberg: verbaltoxin: Kaitlyn's actually pretty good. She won NXT, and for a brief moment it seemed she was going to be the 3rd member of Pin Up Strong, but nothing materialized and she's been on NXT. Maxine was splitting duty between being the FCW GM and being a super-vamp on NXT, where she's Johnny Curtis' evil girlfriend. Maxine got "fired" from FCW a few weeks ago, so she's full time NXT now.

I expect those two to eventually go to the main shows, because they have something good with Maxine, and Kaitlyn is at least serviceable in the Natalya, "Ring technician who ensures the models don't hurt themselves" role.

Plus Kaitlyn..."dat ass" doesn't do it justice.

How good is it on a scale of 1 - Rosa Mendes?

Link (NSFW)

Judge for yourself.


I'd wreck that chick 8 ways from Sunday.
 
2012-04-23 08:02:29 PM  
ASADHADHADHDAHSHADSAF
dfDSFHFDSHADFHAFDSH


2 time WWE champion

and a 10 time WWE champion!!!
 
2012-04-23 08:02:36 PM  
Woah, is Detroit booing him? I was expecting this to be marky mark
 
2012-04-23 08:02:37 PM  
Hah. Johnny probably set Teddy up to take a bump during the signing.
/Mr. Excitement plans ahead!
 
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