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		Will the Brock Lesnar/John Cena contract signing end with the usual brawl? Will Vince order crowd reaction muted yet again? How will two hours of material be stretched into three hours of show? Find out on WWE RAW Supershow, 8 PM ET on USA (withleather.uproxx.com)		1821
		More: Interesting, Brock Lesnar, John Cena, bench-clearing brawl, Joe Louis Arena, Monday Night Raw, John Laurinaitis, United States, WWE Superstars

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Owangotang		2012-04-23 09:55:40 PM

Still don't think it was legit, but if Beth is hurt then that was some fantastic adlibbing. The camera angles, the continuation of the match, everything about it screams work.

silgryphon		2012-04-23 09:55:43 PM

It's all a ruse

robsul82		2012-04-23 09:55:55 PM

"Act like Jeff used to...act like Jeff used to...act like Jeff used to..."

MagSeven		2012-04-23 09:55:57 PM

Earguy: Earguy: I couldn't tell, did that ankle injury look real?

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Shiat.

Igor Jakovsky		2012-04-23 09:56:08 PM

Someone in the crowd with an "I can out drink CMPunk" sign.

ThatGuyGreg		2012-04-23 09:56:09 PM

Beard's getting a little Gallifinakis, innit?

styckx		2012-04-23 09:56:10 PM

Earguy: Earguy: I couldn't tell, did that ankle injury look real?

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Ouch.. Yep.. Broken

CommiePuddin		2012-04-23 09:56:12 PM

FirstNationalBastard: If Beth's ankle injury is a work, she's a better seller than most of the main event guys.

Hey, the second piss ~~break~~ test has begun!

FinFangFark		2012-04-23 09:56:15 PM

Earguy: Earguy: I couldn't tell, did that ankle injury look real?

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that could be a break or just a high ankle sprain. Hope she can heal up fast.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-23 09:56:17 PM

Earguy: Earguy: I couldn't tell, did that ankle injury look real?

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Sid does not approve.

TheManofPA		2012-04-23 09:56:32 PM

BTW, it is 10pm and we sure as shiat ain't getting YES YES YES tonight. We have Clay time still and Dolph being forced to job

silgryphon		2012-04-23 09:56:35 PM

Love the line in the ring

Dougie AXP		2012-04-23 09:56:37 PM

Earguy: Earguy: I couldn't tell, did that ankle injury look real?

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Ew....I hate ankle injuries the most

damn Punk is a good drunk...but he did impersonate Jeff Hardy before quite convincingly.

slamjack		2012-04-23 09:56:41 PM

He should have held the belt up upside down. Or worn it that way. Nice on the drop though haha.

verbaltoxin		2012-04-23 09:57:01 PM

Tenor Reaper: Hurrr I'm Brock Lesnar and I'm saying words! Durrrrr ...

Hit up the mini-bar, I see? I don't blame you.

Anywho, we've had 2 whole hours already and no gredunza. That's sad. That's real sad.

FinFangFark		2012-04-23 09:57:05 PM

Since when does public drunkenness = limping?

Grand_Moff_Joseph		2012-04-23 09:57:05 PM

verbaltoxin: I am thinking Beth is hurt for real. That may have been an audible. I expect a rapid switch to Natalya or someone else pretty soon since the Bellas aren't supposed to be around for much longer.

Too bad too. The Bellas had more potential than the crap Creative gave them.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-23 09:57:17 PM

Okay, the WWF Drop was good.

Master P but not that one		2012-04-23 09:57:23 PM

Did they bleep WWF?

MagSeven		2012-04-23 09:57:26 PM

IT'S SLOBBERIN' TIME!
/I think Punk's just foolin'!

silgryphon		2012-04-23 09:57:26 PM

I can't do that sober

styckx		2012-04-23 09:57:29 PM

Worst fake cops ever

lurch_E_bean		2012-04-23 09:57:34 PM

He dropped a WWF-bomb!

TheManofPA		2012-04-23 09:57:36 PM

Good thing they didn't ask Mick Foley that, he probably couldn't do it.

Ed Becker		2012-04-23 09:57:38 PM

I can't even do the alphabet thing sober!

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-04-23 09:57:40 PM

...did they just censor the E in WWE?

or did he say F?

or was it just a glitch on my TV?

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 09:57:41 PM

"Who knew Scott Hall gave acting lessons, Monsoon"

FinFangFark		2012-04-23 09:57:49 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: verbaltoxin: I am thinking Beth is hurt for real. That may have been an audible. I expect a rapid switch to Natalya or someone else pretty soon since the Bellas aren't supposed to be around for much longer.

Too bad too. The Bellas had more potential than the crap Creative gave them.

Well the Bellas just bought themselves a new deal if Beth is out.

CommiePuddin		2012-04-23 09:58:03 PM

Did they just audio drop "Universe"?

ThatGuyGreg		2012-04-23 09:58:04 PM

Oy, this is going to be either awesome or painful.

So. Painful.

Grand_Moff_Joseph		2012-04-23 09:58:05 PM

MagSeven: Earguy: Earguy: I couldn't tell, did that ankle injury look real?

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Shiat.

Yikes, did not see that. Back it up a few seconds and watch as she falls backwards off the ropes...seems she hurt it there too.

Smiths		2012-04-23 09:58:10 PM

Earguy: Earguy: I couldn't tell, did that ankle injury look real?

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what i love is you're more than nhl titty posting

FirstNationalBastard		2012-04-23 09:58:13 PM

styckx: Worst fake cops ever

Even including the guys from Cop Rock?

robsul82		2012-04-23 09:58:13 PM

"The history of the alphabet," haha.

Dr J Zoidberg		2012-04-23 09:58:17 PM

When I was pulled over officer asked me to recite alphabet backwards, skipping one letter. My response "You first"

Dougie AXP		2012-04-23 09:58:17 PM

Smiths: Dougie AXP: um...aren't the bellas leaving at the end of the month?

and SMITHS! why are you rooting for the Rangers?!

FARK THE RANGERS

order of operations 2012:

Flyers
Washington
Rangers

reason? boss is rangers maniac

happy boss = happy work

Yea but if they win the series we play them and they have been farking us royally all season.

what did they bleep?

TheManofPA		2012-04-23 09:58:32 PM

What's the officer problem?

Leader O'Cola		2012-04-23 09:58:36 PM

pretty unlikely deicide shirt-wearer there...

wow...

Tenor Reaper		2012-04-23 09:58:44 PM

Josh looked so excited at getting that liquor basket.

/Or as we in Alberta call it, standard picnic fare.

The Shroom		2012-04-23 09:58:49 PM

Hey that cop! It's Waldo from Family Matters

Igor Jakovsky		2012-04-23 09:58:53 PM

This angle is farkin terrible

silgryphon		2012-04-23 09:58:58 PM

wwSpoon		2012-04-23 09:58:59 PM

This is stupid ociffer.

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls		2012-04-23 09:59:00 PM

THIS SUCKS, WWE.

Smiths		2012-04-23 09:59:11 PM

TRAYVON COPS!

drunk is funny
ha ha

Earguy		2012-04-23 09:59:11 PM

I've known guys who've learned the alphabet backwards just for this reason.

Bad fake acting drunk though.

"What line?" Oh puleeze.

Grand_Moff_Joseph		2012-04-23 09:59:16 PM

bleep? What for?

Master P but not that one		2012-04-23 09:59:17 PM

He's supposed to walk a straight line when the line is crooked?

FinFangFark		2012-04-23 09:59:19 PM

The fans are into this, and feel sad, b/c they all saw the Jeff Hardy/Sting match, and are sadden.

BUT HAVE NO FEAR TRUE BELIEVERS!

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-04-23 09:59:29 PM

this is painful

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