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		Will the Brock Lesnar/John Cena contract signing end with the usual brawl? Will Vince order crowd reaction muted yet again? How will two hours of material be stretched into three hours of show? Find out on WWE RAW Supershow, 8 PM ET on USA (withleather.uproxx.com)		1821
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silgryphon		2012-04-23 09:12:51 PM

I was gonna say earlier that Punk should regift that basket to Scott Hall

FinFangFark		2012-04-23 09:12:53 PM

Yeah, gonna play some Reach.

XBL: TaskmasterLopez if bored.

I'll pop in and out.

LegacyDL		2012-04-23 09:12:59 PM

TheManofPA: Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Edge telling Cena to wake up, is he the sleeper?"

"Dear god Monsoon, is Cena the kwitzatz haderach?"

"Wow that was a Geeky joke Brain."

"Yeah, it would've probably killed on Reddit..."

What the hell do you drink to have these thoughts. That must be the good stuff

I'll have to say Absinthe, either that or it's Moonshine made with turpentine.

verbaltoxin		2012-04-23 09:13:05 PM

Owangotang: RAW still makes more sense than the NHL, and that shiat still pretends to be legit.

It's very simple, really: the Blues are going all the way.

Dougie AXP		2012-04-23 09:13:37 PM

RILEY!

You sonovabiatch squealer

TheManofPA		2012-04-23 09:13:39 PM

DumbAssMonkey: Get there in this thread: Link

silgryphon		2012-04-23 09:13:48 PM

BAH GAWD Punk is drinking

Tenor Reaper		2012-04-23 09:13:55 PM

Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: oh god damn rangers

[nelsonhaha.jpeg]

They still need to finish this game and then win the next.

Book it. Done.

/been a Rangers fan too long to really believe that

Feel your pain broski....

So there is a Heritage Classic Flames Jersey on Ebay, supposedly authentic, with all tags, no # or name on back for about 65% off...thinking about picking it up

Buy it, then I'll pay you some cash to BURN IT.

/Oilers Fan
//If you're gonna fail, fail hard
///we hates the Flames, precious

Grand_Moff_Joseph		2012-04-23 09:14:10 PM

RRRRIIIICCCAAARRRRDDDOOOO!!!

one of those		2012-04-23 09:14:11 PM

RICARDO!

And the other guy

TheManofPA		2012-04-23 09:14:17 PM

Hey it's Ricardo and the other guy

silgryphon		2012-04-23 09:14:24 PM

It's Ricardo and that other guy

jrodtheterrible		2012-04-23 09:14:33 PM

Paul Bearer's heart rate is dropping little by little right now.

Smiths		2012-04-23 09:14:33 PM

who the hell is that with jericho what's going on. watchign hockey

verbaltoxin		2012-04-23 09:14:37 PM

Hey, it's Rick Rod, and that other guy with the rented cars!

Dougie AXP		2012-04-23 09:14:39 PM

Tenor Reaper: Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: nyrkah1: Dougie AXP: oh god damn rangers

[nelsonhaha.jpeg]

They still need to finish this game and then win the next.

Book it. Done.

/been a Rangers fan too long to really believe that

Feel your pain broski....

So there is a Heritage Classic Flames Jersey on Ebay, supposedly authentic, with all tags, no # or name on back for about 65% off...thinking about picking it up

Buy it, then I'll pay you some cash to BURN IT.

/Oilers Fan
//If you're gonna fail, fail hard
///we hates the Flames, precious

I like the jersey not the flames necessarily. But seeing as I work in the oil industry, I'd buy the Oilers jersey

LegacyDL		2012-04-23 09:14:48 PM

EL PATRON!!!!!

Owangotang		2012-04-23 09:15:00 PM

Remember when Riley's awesome music and beating on Miz got him over...then WWE did nothing with him? Good times.

TheManofPA		2012-04-23 09:15:03 PM

one of those: RICARDO!

And the other guy

6 seconds.....dammit.

I'm sorry but Ricardo continues to be amazing, I wish he'd get his own gig.

silgryphon		2012-04-23 09:15:18 PM

one of those: RICARDO!

And the other guy

TheManofPA: Hey it's Ricardo and the other guy

silgryphon: It's Ricardo and that other guy

Would have been an awesome triplepost

P-Money All $tar		2012-04-23 09:15:40 PM

silgryphon: BAH GAWD Punk is drinking

did they show that??

and if so, why is SKY Sports skipping over these segments??

Grand_Moff_Joseph		2012-04-23 09:15:42 PM

Cody and his knees, in the ring.

CommiePuddin		2012-04-23 09:15:46 PM

Ok, when he places the (empty) cup on the table and the hollow *pop* sound gets picked up on the boom mic, but his conversation doesn't, hard to suspend disbelief.

I should have been able to hear what the slut on the other end of the line was saying...

/overthinking
//started drinking

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 09:15:52 PM

"What is my gardener doing out there again Monsoon?"

"Again, that's Alberto Del Rio, Mexican aristocrat"

"Isn't that just a fancy word for drug lord?"

"Will you st.....maybe"

TheManofPA		2012-04-23 09:15:55 PM

jrodtheterrible: Paul Bearer's heart rate is dropping little by little right now.

DOES HE HAVE A PULSE?

Dougie AXP		2012-04-23 09:15:58 PM

Did they give Cody all of Sin Cara's robe thingies?

MagSeven		2012-04-23 09:16:00 PM

jrodtheterrible: Paul Bearer's heart rate is dropping little by little right now.

Naw. Randy left a hot and steamy "Dishonorable Discharge" on his lap. That'll keep Paul nice and toasty.

one of those		2012-04-23 09:16:01 PM

Smiths		2012-04-23 09:16:03 PM

Extreme Rules: It's not just Wrestlemania Rematches....... cuz The Rock ain't showing up

Tenor Reaper		2012-04-23 09:16:19 PM

WE ARE GO IN CANADA

I should probably line up a stiff drink if this thread is anything to go by...

verbaltoxin		2012-04-23 09:16:21 PM

I remember when Cody Rhodes was getting a push, and we were like, "Man, he's really going places!"

Then he took a Big Show to the knee.

styckx		2012-04-23 09:16:22 PM

Owangotang: Remember when Riley's awesome music and beating on Miz got him over...then WWE did nothing with him? Good times.

He botched more than Sin Cara and sent away to job 4 life

nyrkah1		2012-04-23 09:16:27 PM

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TheManofPA		2012-04-23 09:16:30 PM

Holy crap, Khali got hurt walking around the corner

silgryphon		2012-04-23 09:16:42 PM

KHALI sucks

HeartBurnKid		2012-04-23 09:16:45 PM

Is Khali still selling the leg injury from Smackdown? Or is he just doing that shiatty?

Ed Becker		2012-04-23 09:16:59 PM

Good. I can get some work done during this.

Dougie AXP		2012-04-23 09:17:08 PM

P-Money All $tar: silgryphon: BAH GAWD Punk is drinking

did they show that??

and if so, why is SKY Sports skipping over these segments??

Yes but it was a red solo cup that could have had anything in it....Some liquor bottle was on the table punk was standing at and punk was obvously acting.

CommiePuddin		2012-04-23 09:17:32 PM

So both guys on the other team have beef with Cody.

Which means Alberto is only out here to be a punching bag.

MagSeven		2012-04-23 09:17:35 PM

P-Money All $tar: silgryphon: BAH GAWD Punk is drinking

did they show that??

and if so, why is SKY Sports skipping over these segments??

They showed him drinking out of a red SOLO cup that was near the booze. A-Ry narc'd him out to Jericho.

HeartBurnKid		2012-04-23 09:17:55 PM

one of those: [i75.photobucket.com image 385x311]

No, this is the most dangerous move in wrestling.

penguin31		2012-04-23 09:17:57 PM

Before tonight's RAW, I was actually very slightly excited about the PPV and was thinking about at least visiting a restaurant to watch it. Which would have at least been $$ in someone's pocket. This RAW is so terrible they'll be lucky to get a torrent.

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla		2012-04-23 09:18:06 PM

"Look at Khali and the Big Show Brain, last time I saw two things this large."

"Planes were being flown into them?"

"WHOA BRAIN!!"

"Too soon?"

Grand_Moff_Joseph		2012-04-23 09:18:10 PM

Tenor Reaper: WE ARE GO IN CANADA

I should probably line up a stiff drink if this thread is anything to go by...

Maker's Mark & Coke?

/make it two
//hates mondays, outside of the FWC

TheManofPA		2012-04-23 09:18:15 PM

verbaltoxin: I remember when Cody Rhodes was getting a push, and we were like, "Man, he's really going places!"

Then he took a Big Show to the knee.

This will get the crowd good and dead until Ricardo takes a bump to save the segment

nyrkah1		2012-04-23 09:18:26 PM

"Kahli fingering Cody Rhodes."

His fingers are huge. That's gotta hurt.

Farktologist		2012-04-23 09:18:34 PM

I snicker every time Cole reminds us that Khaki was a world champion.

Tenor Reaper		2012-04-23 09:18:50 PM

John! This is a contract signing. Class up the rainbow-brite closet a bit, will ya? Who am I kidding ... there is no way this isn't going to end badly.

/That music's dumb

LegacyDL		2012-04-23 09:18:54 PM

Owangotang: Remember when Riley's awesome music and beating on Miz got him over...then WWE did nothing with him? Good times.

Remember when Ziggler lost the US Championship to Zack Ryder and everyone thought that he was finally going to get his big push but instead they turned him into a human crash test dummy?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.