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(The Register)   Three words : Tampon USB stick   (theregister.co.uk) divider line 26
    More: Amusing, flash drives, Tampon USB, W.T.F.?, USB, tampons  
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2012-04-23 09:38:00 AM  
Now that's just a ready made espionage device if I've ever seen one. Must be cool to have such handy hiding places and the ability to convince people to do anything you want by pulling down the front of your shirt.
 
2012-04-23 09:41:26 AM  
Maybe call it a Flush Drive, amiright?

/does it come in red?
 
2012-04-23 09:41:47 AM  
Difficulty: using it in public
 
2012-04-23 09:42:29 AM  
They'll do anything to suck up to female buyers
 
2012-04-23 09:42:31 AM  
I could see our IT guy strapping a few of these to his belt. He'd go into a meeting with the big boss with this "what?" look on his face. Or he'd just whip it out of his sporran when he's wearing his kilt. "Here ya' go wee Miss, I think this'z what yew'll be needin'" (again to the big boss).
 
2012-04-23 09:43:21 AM  
hmmm... on purpose against thieves?

Hard plastic, not in paper wrapping... yeah, that'll work with the most stupid ones, but most people that can tie a shoe would notice that this isn't a real one.
 
2012-04-23 09:44:38 AM  
I already envision IT guy getting bored in his cave, dipping some of these in red paint, and leaving them around the office for the lulz.
 
2012-04-23 09:49:28 AM  
30 bucks for 2 gigs? Really?
 
2012-04-23 10:06:23 AM  
I'm curious...

I'm assuming TSA can have a woman remove a tampon for inspection. Do they?

As a male I have no idea how they treat hygiene products and what the protocol is.
 
2012-04-23 10:14:56 AM  

Vanis: I'm curious...

I'm assuming TSA can have a woman remove a tampon for inspection. Do they?

As a male I have no idea how they treat hygiene products and what the protocol is.


If they don't force removal, the terrorists win.
 
2012-04-23 10:16:01 AM  

SuperChuck: 30 bucks for 2 gigs? Really?


With a pricing structure like that this, company will be in the red in no time.
 
2012-04-23 10:18:16 AM  

darwinpolice: SuperChuck: 30 bucks for 2 gigs? Really?

With a pricing structure like that this, company will be in the red in no time.


I hate you.
 
2012-04-23 10:19:59 AM  
i had a girlfriend in uni who preferred tampons to pads, but was uncomortable (physically, not mentally) putting them in, due to the awkward reach, push, etc. so I offered to do it one time and she liked it so much it got to be one of our things.

i didn't mind. i still don't mind getting my "red wings"

/csb
 
2012-04-23 10:21:17 AM  

darwinpolice: SuperChuck: 30 bucks for 2 gigs? Really?

With a pricing structure like that this, company will be in the red in no time.


buh_dum_tssh.jpg
 
2012-04-23 10:22:40 AM  
Thanks for the memories.
 
2012-04-23 10:22:41 AM  
If I were feeling pedantic I would point out USB is not a word.
 
2012-04-23 10:23:56 AM  
Tampon USB stick - technically 5 words
 
2012-04-23 10:28:00 AM  

SuperChuck: 30 bucks for 2 gigs? Really?


that's bloody expensive if you ask me.
 
2012-04-23 10:52:03 AM  

Farkn Yaj Yenrac: If I were feeling pedantic I would point out USB is not a word.


If you were feeling smart, you would look in Merriam-Webster's Dictionary and see USB is now a noun.
 
2012-04-23 11:16:40 AM  
The hot flash drive will come later in life.
 
2012-04-23 11:33:38 AM  
i have a tampon-shaped flesh drive.

/64 giggitybits capacity.
 
2012-04-23 11:35:14 AM  

I eat mop: i had a girlfriend in uni who preferred tampons to pads, but was uncomortable (physically, not mentally) putting them in, due to the awkward reach, push, etc. so I offered to do it one time and she liked it so much it got to be one of our things.

i didn't mind. i still don't mind getting my "red wings"

/csb


took me a few tries to convince my wife to have sex while menstruating. what pushed it over the top was letting her know that orgasm helps with menstrual cramps. after that, now we go it it regardless of the time of month.

/awesome.
 
2012-04-23 12:18:48 PM  
bloody hell
 
2012-04-23 01:34:56 PM  
"For when you absolutely, positively have to get that banking data through Customs........."
 
2012-04-23 02:15:16 PM  
A clever way to transfer data, but leave it up to the TSA, they'll find a way to stanch the flow of information.
 
2012-04-24 11:07:50 AM  

dellsworth1007: Farkn Yaj Yenrac: If I were feeling pedantic I would point out USB is not a word.

If you were feeling smart, you would look in Merriam-Webster's Dictionary and see USB is now a noun.


Ha! As an internet expert the squiggly red line under USB tells me it is clearly not a word. As far as I'm concerned, if it still pronounced "Ewe Ess Bee" it is an acronym.
 
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