They've got a super secret weapon, you see....

Sounds like they're applying for a patent. They should submit a small drawing of the devastation as well

ashes ashes we all fall down

/eats a hot dog

Has anyone considered moving the seat of the South Korean government a bit further south, perhaps out of range of artillery fire/

Some little chubster dictator has a case of the mondays.

Rocket-propelled panthers would be peculiar. Please say that's it.

I've got so many styles, forgive me.

My guess the method of their own style would be 100 failed rocket launches burying Seoul in rocket debris.

/Why didn't it work?
//Here is the problem: "Made in Korea"

Beaver1224:

The next morning, there are no more people in North Korea.

Which is a disaster for SK and China. Reunification of Korea is going to be much more difficult than it was for Germany. NK is much more backwards than East Germany was relative to West Germany.

Ohh look at all this electricity we have in the south. This running water and non famine sure are nice..

That sure is a nice...uhmm...

... Well you have nothing of value, North. So that is sure a nice nothing you have there, north.

By fermenting cabbage? Because I can totally see how that'd work if scaled up large enough.

I see you using an old style, I wondered where you had learned it from
You know very well, it's yours too
Heh, by the Gods, will you show me?

Oak: By fermenting cabbage? Because I can totally see how that'd work if scaled up large enough.

The men who stare at kimchi

... IDIOM.

Kim Jong Un just installed his brand new death ray.

Photoshop contest?

They've weaponized pompadours and members only?

May God help us all...from laughing in their face.

so ronery

Sounds like someone wants to renegotiate their food aid deal.

So if we basically erased North Korea, aside from some families in the South who would miss dead relatives, would there actually be anyone who gave a shiat? Seriously? Hell, I'd even be willing to let China annex some portion of the northern provinces just so they could say they have their "buffer" region.

North Korea: The attention whore of international politics.

wow a whole George Zimmerman country

Wow. Now that's just begging someone to call your bluff.

netweavr: Photoshop contest?

[superjchung.files.wordpress.com image 640x505]

Here's my entry, after the NK assault:

Bomb these farks already. i am not 39 so draft me
/Liberal

Their new Slinking Cobra fighting style is unbeatable ...

TheJoe03: I've got so many styles, forgive me.

Do you got more lyrics than a church got oooh lords?

Why people in the US lobby for war so often when we are broke and lacking leaders that know how to wage war, and even worse how to wage peace when it's over I'll never know.

mjjt: wow a whole George Zimmerman country

so that makes South Korea an unarmed black teenager wearing a hoodie?

Back in the real world, South Korea has the firepower to be a serious threat to that entire region if they wanted to. North Korea, being the first place that would get steamrollered should South Korea go insane and try to take over the world, is pretty nervous about this, and thus all the bluster to keep themselves from crapping their pants. However, until South Korea actually does lose their minds and try to take over the world, this fear is completely unjustified.

While some may question why the people in North Korea just don't overthrow their own regime, the answer is obvious: China uses North Korea as a shield, and does not like the idea of a "United Korea" caused by a South Korean invasion of the North. If there is one thing that North Koreans fear more than South Korea, it's China, and justifiably so.

Trapped between a rock and a hard place.

Dogs with bees in their mouths?

/all threads are better with eye bleach

I'm hiking in North Korea next week, under the invitation of Kim Jong-un, so don't bomb it yet!

You have to understand Kim Jong-un's manner of speaking. He's very forceful and committed to the truth. People get aroused and frightened by his boisterousness, but he's a sensible man with deep sensitivities.

I wish the world would take a moment to get to know him.

Behavior like this is why they are on the short list of countries that should not have nukes. Wish we could just spank them and take away their toys, instead we have to stand by and wait for enough of their own people to starve to death that they eventually revolt on their own. I wonder how many millions must die before /someone/ steps up and put's that dog down.

"Last week the nuclear-armed North accused Lee of "desecrating"

I'm sorry the nuclear-armed who now?

Sybarite: Idiom, sir?

WIN!