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(Daily Mail)   'Real-life Barbie' from Russia seeks to be the world's most convincing doll. I wonder if she's had her genitalia removed?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 92
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2012-04-23 09:57:15 AM
So she's just another blond who looks like all the oth...GAH! What the hell is that thing!
 
2012-04-23 10:29:51 AM
A Fox News anchor in 3..2...
 
2012-04-23 10:32:44 AM
Hmmm.... how strange is it that I'm not attracted to her at all?
 
2012-04-23 10:33:00 AM
This is something I could get behind
 
2012-04-23 10:35:22 AM
She prolly already has a boyfriend that helped her pay to look like that..

/drtfa
 
2012-04-23 10:35:29 AM
horsegoeswest.com
 
2012-04-23 10:36:27 AM

cookiefleck: She prolly already has a boyfriend that helped her pay to look like that..

/drtfa


Some millionaire named Ken something. I think he lives in Malibu.
 
2012-04-23 10:36:49 AM
I am looking for a particular TFer in this thread.
 
2012-04-23 10:37:32 AM
Okay, she has really creepy dead/vacant eyes. That's why she looks like a doll.
 
2012-04-23 10:38:25 AM
But more importantly subby, is she a doctor/lawyer/teacher/astronaut/housewife/sister/mother/veterinarian?
 
2012-04-23 10:39:03 AM
Creepy....and yet....creephittable?
 
2012-04-23 10:39:09 AM
That's just creepy!
 
2012-04-23 10:39:11 AM
21-year-old Valeria Lukyanova, from Russia,

21-year-old Ukrainian model Valeria Lukyanova


So which is it?
 
2012-04-23 10:40:12 AM
How it would go:

I follow her to her bedroom strangely aroused but with a nagging thought in the back of my mind. Those empty, soulless eyes and that blank emotionless face. I watch her undress while removing my own clothes, surprised to find I'm already at attention. She turns around and suddenly a hellmouth erupts from her stomach swallowing me into eternal torment.

All that remains of me is a pile of limp clothes and the feint whiff of brimstone.
 
2012-04-23 10:41:29 AM
Those pix made me think of the line from Jaws about shark eyes
 
2012-04-23 10:41:59 AM

Liliac_Hill: Okay, she has really creepy dead/vacant eyes. That's why she looks like a doll.


There's only two ways to get eyes like that. Either she's so stupid that there's barely even a person in there or that girl has seen some shiat in her life. I'm talking Japanese horror movie shiat.
 
2012-04-23 10:42:07 AM
Valeria Lukyanova, a seamstress in Almetyevsk province, arrived home from her twelve hour shift to find her husband Andrei Nikolaevich drunk and lying on the floor. A dirty plate sat beside him, covered with ash and the smashed butts of cigarettes. Andrei groaned in agony.

"What is it you?" demanded Valeria.

"I have a pain in my stomach. Earlier there was blood," complained Andrei.

"Do you want me to call for your uncle. He's a doctor, you know."

While Andrei considered his uncle, a snide little man, Andrei poured herself a drinking glass of vodka.

Finally Andrei said, "No, do not call him. I feel a bit better now and he will charge me."

Outside, in the hallway, a woman yelled for her pet cat as the clock in the foyer drowsily struck seven.
 
2012-04-23 10:42:20 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
Yes........99.999999% of you would and you know it.
 
2012-04-23 10:42:42 AM
30.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-04-23 10:42:51 AM

imontheinternet: Liliac_Hill: Okay, she has really creepy dead/vacant eyes. That's why she looks like a doll.

There's only two ways to get eyes like that. Either she's so stupid that there's barely even a person in there or that girl has seen some shiat in her life. I'm talking Japanese horror movie shiat.


2.bp.blogspot.com
Ex-husband says "go on..."
 
2012-04-23 10:43:15 AM
She sould be an actress....she has such a wonderful range of expression.
 
2012-04-23 10:44:12 AM
img51.imageshack.us
 
2012-04-23 10:45:55 AM

spentmiles: Valeria Lukyanova, a seamstress in Almetyevsk province, arrived home from her twelve hour shift to find her husband Andrei Nikolaevich drunk and lying on the floor. A dirty plate sat beside him, covered with ash and the smashed butts of cigarettes. Andrei groaned in agony.

"What is it you?" demanded Valeria.

"I have a pain in my stomach. Earlier there was blood," complained Andrei.

"Do you want me to call for your uncle. He's a doctor, you know."

While Andrei considered his uncle, a snide little man, Andrei poured herself a drinking glass of vodka.

Finally Andrei said, "No, do not call him. I feel a bit better now and he will charge me."

Outside, in the hallway, a woman yelled for her pet cat as the clock in the foyer drowsily struck seven.


Where the fark have you been???
 
2012-04-23 10:46:37 AM
I don't know why she creeps me out, but she does.
 
2012-04-23 10:47:27 AM

spentmiles: Valeria Lukyanova, a seamstress in Almetyevsk province, arrived home from her twelve hour shift to find her husband Andrei Nikolaevich drunk and lying on the floor. A dirty plate sat beside him, covered with ash and the smashed butts of cigarettes. Andrei groaned in agony.

"What is it you?" demanded Valeria.

"I have a pain in my stomach. Earlier there was blood," complained Andrei.

"Do you want me to call for your uncle. He's a doctor, you know."

While Andrei considered his uncle, a snide little man, Andrei poured herself a drinking glass of vodka.

Finally Andrei said, "No, do not call him. I feel a bit better now and he will charge me."

Outside, in the hallway, a woman yelled for her pet cat as the clock in the foyer drowsily struck seven.


You want to try that again? And this time get the names right?
 
2012-04-23 10:47:46 AM

The AlbinoSaxon: 21-year-old Valeria Lukyanova, from Russia,

21-year-old Ukrainian model Valeria Lukyanova

So which is it?


21-year-old model from Uncanny Valley.
 
2012-04-23 10:49:58 AM
If you see this ad on eBay or elsewhere, for God's sake don't answer it:

Living Barbie Doll seeks a special man to be her Ken.
 
2012-04-23 10:51:02 AM
I'd let her have sex with me.
 
2012-04-23 10:51:34 AM
I would; skip the weird makeup and her face/eyes looks like a friend of mine. She actually looks really good in that bikini on the boat shot. Tits look fake, but not bad in that shot, and she doesn't look anorexic skinny, has some hips goin on.
 
2012-04-23 10:55:17 AM
Barbie genitals = labiaplasty

/haz a sad for women
 
2012-04-23 10:56:18 AM
It's a blonde Kirsten Stewart.
 
2012-04-23 10:57:20 AM
She looks fine.
A little odd, but still good arm-candy.
 
2012-04-23 10:58:38 AM
I'm placing my bets on "high maintenance".
 
2012-04-23 11:02:16 AM
This one is better...there is still a bit of life in the eyes.

media1.break.com
 
2012-04-23 11:03:27 AM
This is sickening. I mean, seriously, what kind of demented people want to look like that? What happened to looking like normal, healthy people?
 
2012-04-23 11:06:52 AM
Her waist to hip ratio is freakish, but still she's fairly hot.
 
2012-04-23 11:11:10 AM

Kit Fister: This is sickening. I mean, seriously, what kind of demented people want to look like that? What happened to looking like normal, healthy people?


Marketing.
 
2012-04-23 11:12:27 AM

Kit Fister: This is sickening. I mean, seriously, what kind of demented people want to look like that? What happened to looking like normal, healthy people?


Compared to lumpy mamushkas, she's as normal and healthy as it gets.
 
2012-04-23 11:12:40 AM
Looks like one of those very expensive realistic fark dolls that are available.
 
2012-04-23 11:14:16 AM
sharp knees
 
2012-04-23 11:14:24 AM
yeah, this is gross and probably one of those poor life choices.
 
2012-04-23 11:14:32 AM

May I spooge on your face: 21-year-old model from Uncanny Valley.


Yeah, I was going to say that I've never seen the uncanny valley approached from that side before.
 
2012-04-23 11:15:14 AM
Yay Barbie Opens in new window.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-23 11:19:03 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

the nineties called. they want their jeans back.
 
2012-04-23 11:20:17 AM
What's her FARK handle?
 
2012-04-23 11:20:41 AM
I want to be like Barbie...the biatch has everything
 
2012-04-23 11:21:01 AM
Ken tells the bartender his marriage was a failure because Barbie and Ken have no genitalia
 
2012-04-23 11:23:48 AM
I would keep her in my closet and bring her out on those lonely nights when I needed a little company, then bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.
 
2012-04-23 11:29:25 AM
I like the way she looked in the dress down pictures much better than the others.
 
2012-04-23 11:30:31 AM
She's unpleasant to look at.
 
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