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2012-04-23 01:36:51 AM
Uh oh.. LA Riots v2.0 ?
 
2012-04-23 01:37:43 AM
Is that what suicide costs these days?

F*cking inflation.
 
2012-04-23 01:37:53 AM
"Free at last. Free at last. Thank God almighty, we are free at last."
 
2012-04-23 01:37:56 AM
I am going to go ahead and call Drummer on this one - LA Riots v2.0 in a few months. :/
 
2012-04-23 01:38:01 AM
He'll need 24/7 security or he will never live to stand trial.
 
2012-04-23 01:38:25 AM
Run, biatch! Run!
 
2012-04-23 01:39:18 AM
I hope he's not wearing a hoodie.
 
2012-04-23 01:40:02 AM
boo ya. I've already cornered the market on plywood in florida.
 
2012-04-23 01:40:09 AM
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Bringin out the troll dinner bell.
 
2012-04-23 01:40:59 AM
Hooray!
 
2012-04-23 01:41:22 AM
A Zimmerman thread at 1:30 in the morning EST?

Are all the trolls asleep?
 
2012-04-23 01:41:35 AM
I am getting ready for an increasingly ridiculous series of Mr. Magoo-like brushes with death.
 
2012-04-23 01:42:45 AM

LegacyDL: A Zimmerman thread at 1:30 in the morning EST?

Are all the trolls asleep?


He was released around midnight Eastern time. It's only 10:43 p.m. on the West Coast.
 
2012-04-23 01:44:06 AM

Bathia_Mapes: He'll need 24/7 security or he will never live to stand trial.


Gee, that would be such a shame...

Collective prayer for Karma to go to work on this douchebag?
 
2012-04-23 01:44:22 AM

9beers: Hooray!


heeeere we go...
 
2012-04-23 01:44:43 AM
encrypted-tbn0.google.com

And here we go.
 
2012-04-23 01:44:44 AM
Yes, once he's found not guilty because the prosecution are incompetent, vindictive morons in lieu of the O.J. Simpson trial--bad things will happen. God bless Common Law.
 
2012-04-23 01:44:49 AM

vwarb: I am getting ready for an increasingly ridiculous series of Mr. Magoo-like brushes with death.


I expect several people to attempt to weed-whack him to death, followed, by several attempted shootings and a wood chipper accident a la Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil.

Zimmerman better work on the going half-blind and constantly losing his glasses, if he's going to pull the Magoo angle to save himself.
 
2012-04-23 01:44:49 AM
I want to know if this guy studied the self defense laws before he went out to pick a fight with a gun in his pocket,
 
2012-04-23 01:46:33 AM
Everyone take off your hoodies and put down your skittles and tea!

We can survive this if we're smart about it.
 
2012-04-23 01:48:54 AM

nekulor: I expect several people to attempt to weed-whack him to death, followed, by several attempted shootings and a wood chipper accident a la Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil.


I expect a shiat-ton of smack talk and some death threats, and no real threat on his life.
 
2012-04-23 01:49:14 AM

nekulor: I expect several people to attempt to weed-whack him to death


He's going to be killed by other White Hispanics?
 
2012-04-23 01:49:50 AM

HeliumAddict: Bathia_Mapes: He'll need 24/7 security or he will never live to stand trial.

Gee, that would be such a shame...

Collective prayer for Karma to go to work on this douchebag?


As much I think he's guilty of at least manslaughter, he is entitled to a trial.
 
2012-04-23 01:49:54 AM
God I've never been more bored by a story that won't go away this much since ever.
 
2012-04-23 01:51:14 AM
Tupac hologram stole everybody's attention. Nobody cares about this guy now.
 
2012-04-23 01:51:44 AM

hbk72777: White Hispanics


WTF is a white Hispanic? Is Obama a white African American?
 
2012-04-23 01:53:26 AM
I'll say this about Trayvon Martin, the kid had good taste in snacks. That Arizona tea is the best damn stuff to cure a case of cotton mouth.
 
2012-04-23 01:54:19 AM

9beers: hbk72777: White Hispanics

WTF is a white Hispanic? Is Obama a white African American?


Actually Charlize Theron is a considered a White African American. Obama and Zimmerman are simply Americans with mixed backgrounds.
 
2012-04-23 01:55:02 AM
I hope blacks can look past their rage and let the justice system do its work unimpeded.

Part of being part of society is accepting the rulings of the court system, even when it goes against you. They didn't understand this after Rodney King, let's hope they understand it 21 years later.
 
2012-04-23 01:56:38 AM

Confabulat: God I've never been more bored by a story that won't go away this much since ever.


It's early yet. I'm sure you'll be even more bored before this is over.
 
2012-04-23 01:57:14 AM
The guy may have been a total idiot but at best he will be found guilty of if manslaughter. In Florida if you are convicted of murder you can face the death penalty, no jury is going to send this guy to a possible death sentence once they hear that he is half-hispanic, has black family members, and actually helped to protest against the beating of a black homeless man by the son of a Sanford police officer.

He'll either plea out to a much reduced charge or most likely be found innocent.
 
2012-04-23 01:58:09 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I hope blacks can look past their rage and let the justice system do its work unimpeded.

Part of being part of society is accepting the rulings of the court system, even when it goes against you. They didn't understand this after Rodney King, let's hope they understand it 21 years later.


Well, it's one thing to have to swallow a bitter pill like that once, even twice, but when cops can beat the shiat out of/kill with near impunity, that's a paddlin'.
 
2012-04-23 01:58:28 AM

Passive Aggressive Larry: I'll say this about Trayvon Martin, the kid had good taste in snacks. That Arizona tea is the best damn stuff to cure a case of cotton mouth.


The Sweet Tea is awesome and so is their Lemonade.
 
2012-04-23 01:59:04 AM

Ted Kennedy's Brain Tumor: Yes, once he's found not guilty because the prosecution are incompetent, vindictive morons in lieu of the O.J. Simpson trial--bad things will happen. God bless Common Law.


The only reason he is being tried is because if he wasn't charged, there would be riots over it. Now, he has to jump through all the hoops of a full trial, be found 'not guilty' of Murder 2, then wisely invest the proceeds from the book deal. Of course, instead of all the cheering like what happened with the OJ deal, there will still be riots... just itty bitty ones compared to what it would have been were he not charged.

Murder 2 isn't gonna fly regardless of the prosecution's competence unless the jury gets stacked. If they really wanted him, they would have charged him with a slightly lesser crime that is sure to stick.
 
2012-04-23 01:59:07 AM

9beers: hbk72777: White Hispanics

WTF is a white Hispanic? Is Obama a white African American?


clearly you've never seen South Africans
 
2012-04-23 01:59:20 AM

9beers: hbk72777: White Hispanics

WTF is a white Hispanic? Is Obama a white African American?


It refers to citizens and residents of the United States who are racially white and ethnically Hispanic or Latino.

In case you didn't already know, Hispanics and Latinos are ethnic groups, not races.
 
2012-04-23 01:59:38 AM

9beers: hbk72777: White Hispanics

WTF is a white Hispanic? Is Obama a white African American?


Latino is an ethnicity. Some are white, some are black.

It isn't a difficult concept.
 
2012-04-23 02:00:40 AM

Shahab: The guy may have been a total idiot but at best he will be found guilty of if manslaughter. In Florida if you are convicted of murder you can face the death penalty, no jury is going to send this guy to a possible death sentence once they hear that he is half-hispanic, has black family members, and actually helped to protest against the beating of a black homeless man by the son of a Sanford police officer.

He'll either plea out to a much reduced charge or most likely be found innocent.


He's been charged with second degree murder. The maximum sentence is life in prison, not the death penalty.
 
2012-04-23 02:02:08 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I hope blacks anyone evercan look past their rage and let the justice system do its work unimpeded.


cache.ohinternet.com
 
2012-04-23 02:02:18 AM
I still don't understand how a Hispanic guy gets a name that's the German form of "Carpenter".
 
2012-04-23 02:04:17 AM

gilgigamesh: 9beers: hbk72777: White Hispanics

WTF is a white Hispanic? Is Obama a white African American?

Latino is an ethnicity. Some are white, some are black.



Then, please let's do something about the 10's of millions of white cracker christians crossing our southern border illegally.
 
2012-04-23 02:04:27 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I hope blacks can look past their rage and let the justice system do its work unimpeded.

Part of being part of society is accepting the rulings of the court system, even when it goes against you. They didn't understand this after Rodney King, let's hope they understand it 21 years later.


Yeah. If a mob wants to exact extrajudicial race-based revenge they need to follow the time-tested protocol of using a tree, a noose, and completely reverse the ethnicities of the parties involved. That way an average american guy wouldn't be offended.
 
2012-04-23 02:05:27 AM
This is really a non-story. Bail is supposed to be a tool for the state to ensure that the accused shows up for trial without having to resort to incarceration. If Zimmerman was going to flee, he would've done so well before being formally charged, and I'm pretty sure he's not a current and ongoing threat to public safety at the moment.

Whether or not he'll be found guilty at trial based on the facts regarding the incident and its relation to Florida law should be irrelevant to deciding to grant bail.
 
2012-04-23 02:06:25 AM

Pointy Tail of Satan: I still don't understand how a Hispanic guy gets a name that's the German form of "Carpenter".


white guy and a hispanic woman had sex.

Hope that clears it up for you.
 
2012-04-23 02:06:33 AM

brainscab: I want to know if this guy studied the self defense laws before he went out to pick a fight with a gun in his pocket,


Curious if any of you have half a brain.

Court system swayed by lynch mobs and slant media, prosecutors not submitting all evidence to a case (which is illegal), dead or alive bounties (which is illegal). Obnoxious "murder 2" charge, when the only thing really unclear is if Zimmerman provoked Trayvon; which in that case it'd be man slaughter.

Funny that they use a picture of Trayvon at 12 years of age.

sadhillnews.com

So yes, put down your STOLEN skittles and tea and stop acting shady.

Can't really play the black card either given no charges have been brought on the leader of the BP for issuing a dead or alive bounty.
 
2012-04-23 02:06:51 AM

Drummer: Uh oh.. LA Riots v2.0 ?


People, especially stupid people, are upset, but nowhere neat that upset. Zimmerman's not an actual authority figure and is actually being prosecuted, after all, it's hard to argue that he represents some sort of institutional racism that's beyond the reach of the normal, legal means of recourse... even for stupid people.
 
2012-04-23 02:06:58 AM

Pointy Tail of Satan: I still don't understand how a Hispanic guy gets a name that's the German form of "Carpenter".


From his dad?
 
2012-04-23 02:07:46 AM

Pointy Tail of Satan: I still don't understand how a Hispanic guy gets a name that's the German form of "Carpenter".


From Wikipedia: George Michael Zimmerman was born on October 5, 1983, in Manassas, Virginia, and is the son of Robert Zimmerman Sr, a retired Virginia magistrate, and Peruvian-born Gladys Zimmerman.
 
2012-04-23 02:07:50 AM

divx88: brainscab: I want to know if this guy studied the self defense laws before he went out to pick a fight with a gun in his pocket,

Curious if any of you have half a brain.

Court system swayed by lynch mobs and slant media, prosecutors not submitting all evidence to a case (which is illegal), dead or alive bounties (which is illegal). Obnoxious "murder 2" charge, when the only thing really unclear is if Zimmerman provoked Trayvon; which in that case it'd be man slaughter.

Funny that they use a picture of Trayvon at 12 years of age.

[sadhillnews.com image 547x410]

So yes, put down your STOLEN skittles and tea and stop acting shady.

Can't really play the black card either given no charges have been brought on the leader of the BP for issuing a dead or alive bounty.


Here we see an angry white man who has spent far too much time thinking about this.
 
2012-04-23 02:09:11 AM

divx88: Funny that they use a picture of Trayvon at 12 years of age.

sadhillnews.com

So yes, put down your STOLEN skittles and tea and stop acting shady.


Funny. You used a picture of Martin that was confirmed to not be him. (It was apparently a different kid with the same name in New York.)
 
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