Here's an idea: Put up signs saying that hunting elephants will be responded to with deadly force, then get all the most militant and racist guys from the deep south of America and let them enforce it.The best part is, you wouldn't even have to pay them.
Park rangers are already on order to kill poachers. Fizpez's idea is farking brilliant, though.
vudukungfu: J. Frank Parnell: you'd still have to pay soldiers.What if you got people who cared about the animals to hunt the poacher for sport?Not Mercenaries.Make them pay for a permit, no limit, put them up and feed them. They sign a waiver of liability.Beats the fark out of a carnival cruise.
vudukungfu: Beats the fark out of a carnival cruise.
TWX: racism goes hand in hand with extreme ignorance
eventhelosers: You would think some farktard in China would have the imagination to create counterfeit Ivory.
HighZoolander: Cybernetic: HighZoolander: When will idiots accept that their penises are nothing like ivory tusks or rhino horns?Do they believe that eating rabbit ears will make their own ears bigger?I guess I just don't understand the rationality of desperation by morons.Powdered rhino horn is cheaper than a Corvette.Yeah, but even if I could afford a corvette, I assume it would be less effective if I powdered it and ate it.
Fizpez: The US should use killing poachers as the final stage of special forces training - I mean its potentially got it all:1) Insertion in to a hostile environment2) Armed adversaries3) Opportunity to apply technology (drones/night vision etc) to find and monitor potential targets4) Live fire engagements.Hopefully it would be a training program with a very short sunset period....
J. Frank Parnell: Here's an idea: Put up signs saying that hunting elephants will be responded to with deadly force, then get all the most militant and racist guys from the deep south of America and let them enforce it.The best part is, you wouldn't even have to pay them.
Mugato: I don't think people should die over the manner in which they prepare eggs.
Fark Me To Tears: I think we should start up a safari venture where we take good ol' boys from the US over to Kenya and let them go after the poachers. The premium package would provide night vision scopes and unlimited taxidermist service.
Damnaged: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 250x191]Human horn.
Mr. Eugenides: Oldiron_79:Viagra is cheaper than Rhino horn, ACTUALLY WORKS, and doesn't contribute to the extinction of an endangered speciesI dunno about that, Cialis is $28/tab.
Valiente: Release the captured ivory to Asia, salted with the finest estrogen.
BolloxReader: HighZoolander: When will idiots accept that their penises are nothing like ivory tusks or rhino horns?Do they believe that eating rabbit ears will make their own ears bigger?I guess I just don't understand the rationality of desperation by morons."Doctrine of signatures" extrapolated to animals. Basically, if it looks somewhat like a human body part, it is God's way (or the spirits' way, or whatever) of saying "This is good for that."
JungleBoogie: . Imagine getting a vat of the stuff, melting it down, and extruding it into rhino horn molds.
taurusowner: I've thought about on more than one occasion, once I get out of the military and decide I might want to leave law enforcement in the US, of going over to Africa and joining one of the anti-poaching forces. I think it would be pretty interesting, and right up my alley in terms of interests, values, and skillset.
LordOfThePings: [www.demotix.com image 304x456]Walker, Kenya Ranger
Onkel Buck: Anybody else read Kenny Rogers insted of Kenyan Rangers?
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