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Mixolydian Master		2012-04-22 02:36:48 PM

who wants to get hai?

Just me, again?

okay

ManateeGag		2012-04-22 02:52:03 PM

Footloose, and don't tell me he's not.

gopher321		2012-04-22 03:00:02 PM

Oh wait, you said fictional.

/ducks

hubiestubert		2012-04-22 03:08:43 PM

ManateeGag: Footloose, and don't tell me he's not.

SilentStrider		2012-04-22 03:13:16 PM

Harold and Kumar.

Lorelle		2012-04-22 03:16:05 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels		2012-04-22 03:19:55 PM

Outtaphase		2012-04-22 03:23:18 PM

Doo Doo Doo lookin' out my back door

CavalierEternal		2012-04-22 03:27:23 PM

kimwim		2012-04-22 03:33:19 PM

Dave's not here, man!

DrBenway		2012-04-22 03:49:00 PM

"But you know what? Behind every good man there's a woman. And that woman was Martha Washington man. And every day George would come home. She'd have a big fat bowl waiting for him man when he'd come in the door man. She was hip, hip, hip lady man."

Nabb1		2012-04-22 03:52:55 PM

CavalierEternal: [www.gonemovies.com image 640x360]

As much as I like "Trainspotting," they were primarily junkies, not stoners.

antidisestablishmentarianism		2012-04-22 03:59:15 PM

Subby forgot to submit this on Friday?

FloydA		2012-04-22 03:59:20 PM

Ezekiel.

antidisestablishmentarianism		2012-04-22 04:06:59 PM

Jesus Christ

*ducks*

Relatively Obscure		2012-04-22 04:09:28 PM

It's a tie.

hubiestubert		2012-04-22 04:09:43 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Jesus Christ

*ducks*

Well, he could turn water into wine, and if he'd wanted to, he could have turned wheat into marijuana, sugar into cocaine, and diet pills into amphetimines...

MrEricSir		2012-04-22 04:11:01 PM

Sean Penn isn't a fictional character!

GAT_00		2012-04-22 04:11:17 PM

Oscar Wilde

/wait

Fluorescent Testicle		2012-04-22 04:12:41 PM

Apos		2012-04-22 04:13:33 PM

Marty(Fran Kranz) in The Cabin In The Woods

Knight of the Woeful Countenance		2012-04-22 04:14:05 PM

Bill and Ted weren't stoners. They were idiots. There's a difference.

SilentStrider		2012-04-22 04:14:20 PM

hubiestubert: antidisestablishmentarianism: Jesus Christ

*ducks*

Well, he could turn water into wine, and if he'd wanted to, he could have turned wheat into marijuana, sugar into cocaine, and diet pills into amphetimines...

And submitter's mom into a sex fiend?

Oh, wait...

LeroyBourne		2012-04-22 04:15:30 PM

PULL OVER!!! PUUUULLLLLL OVER!!!!
what's he doing?
he's picking flowers.

Whatthefark		2012-04-22 04:15:45 PM

Strongbeerrules		2012-04-22 04:15:55 PM

Those Fabulous Freak Brothers.

Tyrone Slothrop		2012-04-22 04:18:28 PM

As much as I love Cheech and Chong, The Dude takes the prize. And that's my opinion, man.

Carth		2012-04-22 04:19:05 PM

FloydA		2012-04-22 04:20:29 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Jesus Christ

*ducks*

What Jesus Christ ducks might look like.

AnEvilGuest		2012-04-22 04:21:01 PM

Strongbeerrules: Those Fabulous Freak Brothers.

I love the story where they run out of drugs and the art gradually becomes more photo-realistic.
Haven't thought of those guys in years, thanks for reminding me of some funny stuff.

//off to Demonoid

yayamon		2012-04-22 04:24:19 PM

Floyd

Devolving_Spud		2012-04-22 04:25:15 PM

Jeff Spicoli. The scenes with Mr. Hand are priceless!

Gunderson		2012-04-22 04:25:30 PM

I always have a soft spot for Mr. Jay.

phaseolus		2012-04-22 04:27:30 PM

Knight of the Woeful Countenance: Bill and Ted weren't stoners. They were idiots. There's a difference.

There is?

Kurmudgeon		2012-04-22 04:28:14 PM

I despise fictional stoners. They are one of the excuses that law enforcement fanatics use to throw real stoners in jail and keep marijuana illegal thus profiting the whole corrupt prosecution industry.

DrMcNinja		2012-04-22 04:28:22 PM

Elmo's dad

3.bp.blogspot.com

Seriously, I've been watching a lot of sesame street on netflix for my little one, and this guy is a straight up stoner.

MAYORBOB		2012-04-22 04:28:41 PM

None of them. Drugs are for those who are weak-willed and lacking in imagination. Drugs, and in particular marijuana, are pernicious destroyers of the human soul:

Bureau Official: Here is an example: A fifteen-year-old lad apprehended in the act of staging a holdup - fifteen years old and a marijuana addict. Here is a most tragic case.
Dr. Carroll: Yes. I remember. Just a young boy... under the influence of drugs... who killed his entire family with an axe.

Better to live clean and get high on life, kiddies.

Serpoltas		2012-04-22 04:29:38 PM

Sour cream and onion chips
with some dip, man.
Some beef jerky.
Some peanut butter.
Get some Haagen Dazs
ice cream bars. A whole lot.
Make sure chocolate.
Gotta have chocolate, man.
Some popcorn. Bread. Popcorn.
Graham crackers.
Graham crackers with the marshmallows,
the little marshmallows.
And little chocolate bars.
We'll make some smores, man.
Also celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch
with the little crunch berries.
Pizzas.
We need two big pizzas, man.
Everything on 'em.
With water, whole lot of water.
And... Funyuns.
Yeah.

FloydA		2012-04-22 04:36:26 PM

yayamon: Floyd

what?

FloydA		2012-04-22 04:40:11 PM

phaseolus: Knight of the Woeful Countenance: Bill and Ted weren't stoners. They were idiots. There's a difference.

There is?

If you get too high, you can sleep it off. Stupid is still there waiting for you when you wake up.

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom		2012-04-22 04:42:54 PM

basemetal		2012-04-22 04:44:59 PM

The originals.

Karac		2012-04-22 04:45:45 PM

FloydA: phaseolus: Knight of the Woeful Countenance: Bill and Ted weren't stoners. They were idiots. There's a difference.

There is?

If you get too high, you can sleep it off. Stupid is still there waiting for you when you wake up.

You know what else was there waiting for Bill and Ted when they woke up? Hawt princesses. Stupid didn't seem to hurt them much.

EnviroDude		2012-04-22 04:47:58 PM

Faster!

t3knomanser		2012-04-22 04:48:32 PM

Boris S. Wort		2012-04-22 04:48:55 PM

Spicoli, the Dude were pretty awesome... but my vote goes to Layne (Crispin Glover) from The River's Edge.

4.bp.blogspot.com

/that other guy played a decent stoner too

Apos		2012-04-22 04:50:20 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: [www.wired.com image 640x424]

Yeeeah...Another vote for Marty!

FloydA		2012-04-22 04:51:55 PM

basemetal: [www.morrisstudios.com image 373x271]

The originals.

Newbies, man.

LonMead		2012-04-22 04:55:25 PM

"Relax, if there's one I know, it's how to fly while I'm stoned."
ingridrichter.org

"Good nyborg, man."

wippit		2012-04-22 04:58:17 PM

List fails without Styles!

images.starpulse.com

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