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(Hartford Courant)   Joe Lieberman plans to call hearings on Secret Service prostitution scandal. Hearings to be aired on C-SPAN, Cinemax   (courant.com) divider line 129
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2012-04-22 04:30:36 PM
I've heard the Colombian prostitutes are already gossiping on the small size and length of flight time of the minuteman missiles employed by the secret service.
 
2012-04-22 04:32:44 PM
They really really REALLY want to tie this to Obama somehow.
 
2012-04-22 04:35:32 PM
Leiberman would pee a ring around himself in delight if he got to sabotage Obama on the way out the door.
 
2012-04-22 04:40:12 PM
You guys leave Joe alone. This will create hundreds of thousands of jobs.
 
2012-04-22 04:44:59 PM

propasaurus: They really really REALLY want to tie this to Obama somehow.


What are you talking about? This has Obama's fingerprints all over it!

Everyone knows that the first day of any Presidency is spend hand-picking all one's own Secret Service agents. At the end of the Presidency, the entire Secret Service is disbanded.
 
2012-04-22 04:52:27 PM
Becuase congress really has nothing better to do with its time.

I"m glad Lieberman is retiring the jackass.
 
2012-04-22 05:01:58 PM

Ambivalence: Becuase congress really has nothing better to do with its time.

I"m glad Lieberman is retiring the jackass.


But what will Lieberman do with his retired jackass?
 
2012-04-22 05:08:26 PM

Aar1012: Ambivalence: Becuase congress really has nothing better to do with its time.

I"m glad Lieberman is retiring the jackass.

But what will Lieberman do with his retired jackass?


He'll turn it into a drug mule for the secret Jewish-Communist-Fascist Conspiracy headquartered in Mecca.
 
2012-04-22 05:17:04 PM
Hey Joe, where you going with that "Obama smoking gun" in your hand?
 
2012-04-22 05:17:45 PM
What does this have to do with Israel?
 
2012-04-22 05:20:18 PM
Wait..Lieberman is still a Senator?
 
2012-04-22 05:20:20 PM
The Lieb wants to make sure the Secret Service agents are all cut
 
2012-04-22 05:21:03 PM
Gee, could we put that energy into forming a Veterans' Work Corp instead? Or avoiding war with Iran? Or implementing Universal Health Care?

I don't give a rats' a$$ that these men purchased services from a prostitute. There are larger issues at hand.

The one dumba$$ should have paid his bill. The other twenty should throw him a blanket party.
 
2012-04-22 05:23:13 PM
 
2012-04-22 05:23:27 PM
From what we know about what happened in Cartagena, they were not acting like Secret Service agents...

Sadly, that's probably not the case they were acting exactly like over-privileged, protected well paid men in a town full of pretty girls they were. The coke was hopefully the outlier here. The SS don't drug test their guys? That seems... overly optimistic.
 
2012-04-22 05:23:55 PM

Aar1012: But what will Lieberman do with his retired jackass?


He can fark it for all I care. Technically he's not a democrat anymore so you could argue he's already retired the jackass.

But I'm glad he's retiring from the senate, the jackass. (mind the dangers of missing commas kids.)
 
2012-04-22 05:25:21 PM
Joe 'the Tool' Lieberman (Likud- Israel)
 
2012-04-22 05:26:25 PM

propasaurus: They really really REALLY want to tie this to Obama somehow.


I think this is more Joe Lieberman being an attention whore then anything else.
 
2012-04-22 05:27:41 PM
Obvious, but the "prostitutes" were actually Mossad honey-pots. Israel would much prefer a right-wing president* instead of a centrist, so she is trying to derail Obama's second term anyway she can.

J-w Lieberman knows all too well what a big titillating hullabaloo like this can do to affect the narrative (e.g. Clinton's blowjob).

I wouldn't be surprised if Lieberman's secret cables from his Israeli masters explicitly tell him to convene these show trials.
 
2012-04-22 05:28:55 PM
This congress needs all the distractions they can get.
 
2012-04-22 05:31:58 PM

Tor_Eckman: You guys leave Joe alone. This will create hundreds of thousands of jobs.


Seriously. Every time he visits a company, it's a death sentence for the employee's jobs.


/Biden, right?
 
2012-04-22 05:32:08 PM

Ed Finnerty: propasaurus: They really really REALLY want to tie this to Obama somehow.

What are you talking about? This has Obama's fingerprints all over it!

Everyone knows that the first day of any Presidency is spend hand-picking all one's own Secret Service agents. At the end of the Presidency, the entire Secret Service is disbanded.


Exactly and Obama personally appointed and ensured that super perv agent was on the Palin detail. I'm sure Obama even got hourly updates from the guy,
 
2012-04-22 05:36:58 PM
Actually the real reason for these hearings is to ensure our President and his family is protected as well as possible. Wait, Fox News where are you going?
 
2012-04-22 05:38:33 PM

Tor_Eckman: You guys leave Joe alone. This will create hundreds of thousands of jobs.


Yeah, all self-employed.
 
2012-04-22 05:42:59 PM
Seriously? The government has already spent enough money training all of them then firing/having them resign.
 
2012-04-22 05:43:36 PM

quatchi: From what we know about what happened in Cartagena, they were not acting like Secret Service agents...

Sadly, that's probably not the case they were acting exactly like over-privileged, protected well paid men in a town full of pretty girls they were. The coke was hopefully the outlier here. The SS don't drug test their guys? That seems... overly optimistic.


Yes they drug test you and you have about an 8 hour polygraph session where they ask a few dozen variations of "have you ever done drugs"
 
2012-04-22 05:48:53 PM

Carth:
Yes they drug test you and you have about an 8 hour polygraph session where they ask a few dozen variations of "have you ever done drugs"


Sure when you get hired, but how often do they test after that?

I've seen some places that use hair folicles to test for drugs because residue of drugs in your system end up in your hair and it can be a record of month or years (depending on how long your hair is) of whether you have done drugs.
 
2012-04-22 05:49:19 PM
I saw a headline on Fox wherein Rep. king wants to know if the agents paid the prostitutes with with 'Per Diem' money.

/face palm
 
2012-04-22 05:53:28 PM
why is this such a big farking deal again
 
2012-04-22 05:54:02 PM

propasaurus: They really really REALLY want to tie this to Obama somehow.


They WILL tie this to Obama somehow.

Probably with chewing gum, sealing wax and baling wire. But still, they'll tie it to whatever they can.
 
2012-04-22 05:54:10 PM
You can almost hear Republican nipples getting hard, hoping they can turn this into Whitewater investigation 2.0.
 
2012-04-22 05:55:21 PM

propasaurus: They really really REALLY want to tie this to Obama somehow.

 
2012-04-22 05:57:04 PM

Nuclear Monk: I saw a headline on Fox wherein Rep. king wants to know if the agents paid the prostitutes with with 'Per Diem' money.

/face palm


Why is that a facepalm? I fail to see the relevance of using per diem money or some other sort of money, but I suspect you meant something else there.
 
2012-04-22 05:59:03 PM
I need some bread to go with my circus. Maybe a nice sourdough.
 
2012-04-22 06:11:07 PM
You know why those guys thought it was alright to party with hookers and blow?

because they see Obama doing it all the time, All The Time!
also the reason they use American flag toilet paper!!
The heroic Senator Droopy Dog will get to the bottom of this!!!
 
2012-04-22 06:21:45 PM

Old enough to know better: You can almost hear Republican nipples getting hard, hoping they can turn this into Whitewater investigation 2.0.


It would be tough, even using Republican "logic", to pin this on Obama.
 
2012-04-22 06:23:51 PM
He just wants to make sure no hard working whores get caught up in the scandal.

/Protecting his own.
 
2012-04-22 06:24:42 PM

andrewagill: Nuclear Monk: I saw a headline on Fox wherein Rep. king wants to know if the agents paid the prostitutes with with 'Per Diem' money.

/face palm

Why is that a facepalm? I fail to see the relevance of using per diem money or some other sort of money, but I suspect you meant something else there.


Per Diem goes directly into your bank account, so that's like asking if I am using funds from my job or my birthday money if I deposit them into the same bank account.

This whole farking thing is retarded.
 
2012-04-22 06:25:05 PM

Nuclear Monk: I saw a headline on Fox wherein Rep. king wants to know if the agents paid the prostitutes with with 'Per Diem' money.

/face palm


Counter question: Did King ever use per diem money to fund IRA terrorists?
 
2012-04-22 06:25:17 PM

Altair: Old enough to know better: You can almost hear Republican nipples getting hard, hoping they can turn this into Whitewater investigation 2.0.

It would be tough, even using Republican "logic", to pin this on Obama.


Seriously.

I mean, is there ANY polling suggesting that people have been swayed by this turn of events? Is there ANY political reason for them to keep farking that chicken?
 
2012-04-22 06:26:25 PM

Altair: Old enough to know better: You can almost hear Republican nipples getting hard, hoping they can turn this into Whitewater investigation 2.0.

It would be tough, even using Republican "logic", to pin this on Obama.


You can prove anything that is even remotely expedient with Republican logic.
 
2012-04-22 06:26:58 PM

propasaurus: They really really REALLY want to tie this to Obama somehow.


A lot of "presidential scandals" is not what the president did, but how he handeled it.
Clinton did not get impeached for what he did with Lewinski, it was that he lied about it. Same with the cover up with Watergate.

So it isn't just about proving Obama had something to do with this, I think there is the realization that if they push hard enough, Obama might make a mistake in how he handles it. And that is where the real scandal would begin.

I do not think they understand that Obama is smart enough to not get his hands dirty trying to cover something up.
 
2012-04-22 06:29:20 PM

Primum: Obvious, but the "prostitutes" were actually Mossad honey-pots. Israel would much prefer a right-wing president* instead of a centrist, so she is trying to derail Obama's second term anyway she can.

J-w Lieberman knows all too well what a big titillating hullabaloo like this can do to affect the narrative (e.g. Clinton's blowjob).

I wouldn't be surprised if Lieberman's secret cables from his Israeli masters explicitly tell him to convene these show trials.


"Jew Lieberman"? really? are you Farker T's new name or something?

GBT Stormfront
 
2012-04-22 06:30:55 PM
fark you, joe lieberman
 
2012-04-22 06:31:00 PM

save russian jews: why is this such a big farking deal again


Because Obama is going to be re-elected, and if history teaches us anything it's that the only way to successfully tarnish the 2nd term of a Democratic President is to dogmatically pursue a White House sex scandal.
 
2012-04-22 06:34:55 PM

save russian jews: andrewagill: Nuclear Monk: I saw a headline on Fox wherein Rep. king wants to know if the agents paid the prostitutes with with 'Per Diem' money.

/face palm

Why is that a facepalm? I fail to see the relevance of using per diem money or some other sort of money, but I suspect you meant something else there.

Per Diem goes directly into your bank account, so that's like asking if I am using funds from my job or my birthday money if I deposit them into the same bank account.

This whole farking thing is retarded.


Er, sort of. I don't know if the Secret Service does it the same way, but typically you have a gov't credit card that you use while on the trip, then you submit your expenses when you get back, and then it's deposited into your account (at which point you use it to pay the credit card balance).
 
2012-04-22 06:36:25 PM
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Shhhh, Don't tell anyone I am really a Republican tool.
 
2012-04-22 06:36:44 PM
Great Joe, this is just what America needs...more fodder for the tabloids at the expense of the taxpayers, you farking traitorous dickhead.

Ken Starr approves.
 
2012-04-22 06:41:03 PM
This sounds useful. Good job, Joe!
 
2012-04-22 06:41:48 PM

andrewagill: Nuclear Monk: I saw a headline on Fox wherein Rep. king wants to know if the agents paid the prostitutes with with 'Per Diem' money.

/face palm

Why is that a facepalm? I fail to see the relevance of using per diem money or some other sort of money, but I suspect you meant something else there.


What King is trying to say is some variation of 'they used taxpayer money to hire hookers!' Which means Obama is immediately impeached and Palin is president.

/I've used per diem money to pay hookers while on business trips
 
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