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(CF News 13)   Hare finally wins race   (cfnews13.com) divider line 33
    More: Florida, Ocala Star-Banner, long-living organisms, native species, Seychelles  
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2012-04-22 01:38:52 PM  
What about the talking pineapple?
 
2012-04-22 02:28:04 PM  
What a 100 year old tortoise might look like
www.cfnews13.com
 
2012-04-22 03:04:39 PM  
Soup's on!
 
2012-04-22 04:10:50 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-22 04:24:15 PM  
i253.photobucket.com

Avenge me, son.
 
2012-04-22 04:32:42 PM  
I'm not even sure how you'd know a tortoise was dead before it started to stink.
 
2012-04-22 04:35:44 PM  

Chinchillazilla: I'm not even sure how you'd know a tortoise was dead before it started to stink.


i105.photobucket.com
Knows what you mean.
 
2012-04-22 05:25:32 PM  
Look! We just ran over an enormous turtle!
www.cfnews13.com
 
2012-04-22 06:09:26 PM  

"Frank the Tank is believed to have died from old age."


But just to be sure, Florida police will question George Zimmerman.

 
2012-04-22 06:10:32 PM  

rnatalie: What about the talking pineapple?


pineapples don't have sleeves.
 
2012-04-22 06:13:41 PM  
He's streaking through the quad in heaven, now.
 
2012-04-22 06:19:04 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Frank in his younger years, bravely defending Florida from the snakehead menace.
 
2012-04-22 06:20:11 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: What a 100 year old tortoise might look like
[www.cfnews13.com image 640x397]


I had the same WTF? moment with that pic. Couldn't they find a picture of the farking animal for their article?
 
2012-04-22 06:24:41 PM  
They just can't find him because he left his shell behind while HE WENT STREAKING IN THE QUAD!
 
2012-04-22 06:27:11 PM  
Why did the hare win the race?

a.) It was bored
b.) Thirteen
c.) Angelina Jolie
d.) b.
 
2012-04-22 06:28:30 PM  
johnkstuff.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-22 06:29:16 PM  

TheManofPA: They just can't find him because he left his shell behind while HE WENT STREAKING IN THE QUAD!


No, he brought his green hat
 
2012-04-22 06:59:15 PM  
cache.thephoenix.com
 
2012-04-22 07:02:33 PM  

dryknife: [johnkstuff.blogspot.com image 628x470]


Came here for the Looney Tunes reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2012-04-22 07:02:33 PM  
The pineapple takes his orders from the talking walnut, so it wouldn't be my bad thing.
 
2012-04-22 07:08:41 PM  
Died from old age? I thought those farkers lived to like 200 years. He was only in midlife. I smell a conspiracy!
 
2012-04-22 07:27:02 PM  

rnatalie: What about the talking pineapple?


First thing I thought of.
 
2012-04-22 07:39:43 PM  
How degrading is it to live to 100+ years and have some other species decide that your name is now Frank the Tank?
 
2012-04-22 07:40:30 PM  
That's like 700 in dog years.
 
2012-04-22 07:45:29 PM  

bugmn99: How degrading is it to live to 100+ years and have some other species decide that your name is now Frank the Tank?


I don't know. If I live to be 100, I probably won't care if people call me "Shirley the dancing wombat." I'll be 100. I probably won't even notice what people call me.
 
2012-04-22 08:20:18 PM  
You know, I can't hear the phrase "Frank the Tank" without thinking of this guy:

www.bearhugger.net

Frank Defeo, also known as Frank the Tank. And a lot better looking than a tortoise.
 
2012-04-22 08:20:51 PM  

FloydA: I don't know. If I live to be 100, I probably won't care if people call me "Shirley the dancing wombat." I'll be 100. I probably won't even notice what people call me.


Especially if you're a non-lingual tortoise.
 
2012-04-22 08:22:24 PM  

rnatalie: What about the talking pineapple?


The other animals ate him.
 
2012-04-22 08:23:56 PM  
came for talking pineapple reference, left satisfied
 
2012-04-22 09:29:19 PM  
First I came for this:

dryknife: [johnkstuff.blogspot.com image 628x470]


And upon reading the article, I also came for this:

Fista-Phobia: [cache.thephoenix.com image 220x233]

/Very Sassified...
 
2012-04-22 09:50:29 PM  
A turtle dies, and they show a picture of a boat. Who got fired for that muckup?
 
2012-04-22 11:32:36 PM  
Came for Gamera homage, leaving satified.
 
2012-04-22 11:37:06 PM  
The tortoise and the hare... powerful lesson that got me through life: you can succeed as long as others screw up enough.
 
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