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9beers		2012-04-22 03:17:46 PM

Are they going to spend more time fighting each other than the bad guys?

No YOU'RE a Towel		2012-04-22 03:24:59 PM

9beers: Are they going to spend more time fighting each other than the bad guys?

I wouldn't be opposed to that.

Mentat		2012-04-22 04:21:48 PM

9beers: Are they going to spend more time fighting each other than the bad guys?

Are you new to the Avengers?

Nofun McKilljoy		2012-04-22 04:29:40 PM

theres no need to hate. im looking forward to both.

plus,

whyweprotest.net

brap		2012-04-22 04:32:27 PM

And you've managed to piss off every one of us...

I have an army.

We have....Imogene Coca

9beers		2012-04-22 04:43:36 PM

Mentat: Are you new to the Avengers?

Yes

johnnyboog		2012-04-22 04:54:53 PM

That did nothing for me... Am I straight?

LumberJack		2012-04-22 05:04:43 PM

johnnyboog: That did nothing for me... Am I straight?

Yes. AND you probably have sex.

RoyFokker'sGhost		2012-04-22 05:07:03 PM

9beers: Mentat: Are you new to the Avengers?

Yes

Okay, The Avengers is the original dysfunctional super team, Fantastic Four notwithstanding. Total personality clashes across the board, members ragequitting, arguments settled by fights. The only thing that really keeps the team together is the realization that they really *are* more effective as a group and that there are some threats too big for them to handle solo. The FF was bound together by fate and circumstance; the Avengers by necessity.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2012-04-22 05:08:58 PM

RoyFokker'sGhost: 9beers: Mentat: Are you new to the Avengers?

Yes

Okay, The Avengers is the original dysfunctional super team, Fantastic Four notwithstanding. Total personality clashes across the board, members ragequitting, arguments settled by fights. The only thing that really keeps the team together is the realization that they really *are* more effective as a group and that there are some threats too big for them to handle solo.

shiat, You just described my guild.

strangeguitar		2012-04-22 05:13:05 PM

I'm not a comics guy, and usually not a comic book movie guy (The Dark Knight was a rare exception). I am actually waiting with baited breath for this movie.

Mentat		2012-04-22 05:19:21 PM

xebeche_tzu		2012-04-22 05:22:31 PM

RoyFokker'sGhost		2012-04-22 05:44:57 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost:

shiat, You just described my guild.

That's actually not too far off the mark. There's very few members of the Avengers that don't have some kind of massive ego complex or other emotional instability. It really is like a modern-day MMO guild, including all the guild drama.

Thunderboy		2012-04-22 05:48:39 PM

strangeguitar: I'm not a comics guy, and usually not a comic book movie guy (The Dark Knight was a rare exception). I am actually waiting with baited breath for this movie.

You are trying to catch a movie with worms in your mouth?

kmmontandon		2012-04-22 05:57:39 PM

This is looking a lot like a cross between Ultimates series 1 & 2.

Which is, of course, awesome.

Mugato		2012-04-22 06:38:42 PM

At least we don't know what's going to happen in TDKR. Anyone could write up a treatment for the Avengers and probably be pretty much right.

browntimmy		2012-04-22 07:00:13 PM

Prometheus looks better than both. Plus I actually like not knowing what's going to happen before seeing the movie.

9beers		2012-04-22 07:02:48 PM

Mugato: At least we don't know what's going to happen in TDKR.

Batman defeats the bad guy?

alwaysjaded		2012-04-22 07:15:03 PM

browntimmy: Prometheus looks better than both. Plus I actually like not knowing what's going to happen before seeing the movie.

Didn't click the link but read the comments. I swear they've released the entire movie in clips over the last few months. The sad part is there will be people who've read the scripts, watched every clip, and viewed every leaked photo and will complain the movie had no surprises.

/ has only watched the previews to both
// it hasn't been easy but I wanna walk into both fresh, damnit

pjbreeze		2012-04-22 07:38:02 PM

When they show you the main plot months in advance you know it's going to suck.

Zygar		2012-04-22 07:51:21 PM

pjbreeze: When they show you the main plot months in advance you know it's going to suck.

96% on RT with 26 scores

InferiousX		2012-04-22 07:54:45 PM

The Avengers comes across as this comic book circle jerk. There are too many main characters for Hollywood to put together in a functional story in one movie IMO.

Lor M. Ipsum		2012-04-22 08:06:00 PM

InferiousX: The Avengers comes across as this comic book circle jerk. There are too many main characters for Hollywood to put together in a functional story in one movie IMO.

I say they should go big or go home. Throw Spiderman, Wolverine, and a couple others in the Avengers movie.

SPna15		2012-04-22 08:09:20 PM

Lor M. Ipsum: InferiousX: The Avengers comes across as this comic book circle jerk. There are too many main characters for Hollywood to put together in a functional story in one movie IMO.

I say they should go big or go home. Throw Spiderman, Wolverine, and a couple others in the Avengers movie.

Marvel doesn't have the movie rights for those characters.

Mugato		2012-04-22 08:12:23 PM

9beers: Mugato: At least we don't know what's going to happen in TDKR.

Batman defeats the bad guy?

Not necessarily. I have a feeling this one is going to surprise people. They might even kill Batman. Sounds crazy but there's always the reboot.

Mildot		2012-04-22 08:48:38 PM

Mildot		2012-04-22 08:53:33 PM

Link

URAPNIS		2012-04-22 08:58:30 PM

I guess I need to watch all of those other movies now.

Marshall Willenholly		2012-04-22 08:59:40 PM

Mentat		2012-04-22 09:35:49 PM

Marshall Willenholly: Mugato: 9beers: Mugato: At least we don't know what's going to happen in TDKR.

Batman defeats the bad guy?

Not necessarily. I have a feeling this one is going to surprise people. They might even kill Batman. Sounds crazy but there's always the reboot.

Snape kills Batman.

JASON TODD IS THE RED MASK

Kurmudgeon		2012-04-22 11:14:59 PM

Mildot: Batman dies

No way they put Darkseid in this movie.
/no
//wai

DecemberNitro		2012-04-22 11:18:07 PM

Avengers = Nerdy

DKR = Badass

Mugato		2012-04-22 11:21:39 PM

All I know is that I might see The Avengers in 3D but not TDKR. Those movies are dark enough and 3D always makes them darker.

/although all the publicity stills for TDKR are in the day time which is weird. Batman does not look cool in the daylight

jeanwearinfool		2012-04-22 11:23:49 PM

I'm so glad this clip made it to youtube. I was trying to show this to my son yesterday and the only clip I could find was a tiny one on some rando site. I'm going to get stoned, get a big bag of pop-corn, and catch this in 3-D (suck it haters). It's been a while since I've been to a theater for a movie and I'm going to be there opening night for this one.

/Can't.Freaking.Wait!

mr smart the great		2012-04-22 11:30:02 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: RoyFokker'sGhost: 9beers: Mentat: Are you new to the Avengers?

Yes

Okay, The Avengers is the original dysfunctional super team, Fantastic Four notwithstanding. Total personality clashes across the board, members ragequitting, arguments settled by fights. The only thing that really keeps the team together is the realization that they really *are* more effective as a group and that there are some threats too big for them to handle solo.

shiat, You just described my guild.

really what guild do you play in and what game? should try mine no drama queens ever!!! ps though if you dont play at least once a week we will spam your email with gay furry porn.

here is my guild in world of tank yes we know its a shiat game we are waiting for MWO to come out. ya know the new mech warrior

http://worldoftanks.com/community/clans/1000002859-JAGD/#wot&mt_order _ by=date

Darth_Lukecash		2012-04-22 11:38:45 PM

Mugato: 9beers: Mugato: At least we don't know what's going to happen in TDKR.

Batman defeats the bad guy?

Not necessarily. I have a feeling this one is going to surprise people. They might even kill Batman. Sounds crazy but there's always the reboot.

Nope, gotta disagree.

Nolan is a massive story structure geek. He had always envisioned a trilogy as the three acts of a overall story. Looking at the structure, Batman Begins: Is about how Bruce becomes batman- but in the beginning: Henri Ducard says this: But if you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal, and if they can't stop you, then you become something else entirely...A legend, Mr. Wayne Bruce becomes a symbol as Batman-hoping to get fellow Gothamites to fight against the corruption that is n Gotham. And he becomes a hero figure.

The Dark Knight-is Batman worse nightmare come to life. The people who are inspired by him are no better than the criminals that he fights. On the brink of driving out the mob, the Chaotic Joker appears and takes everything from him. His hero status, his friends and most of all his love interest. The themes that are explored in the film was that Bruce didn't want to be Batman all of his life, that he wanted to step away. With the loss of Harvey Dent, Bruce seems to be doomed to be Batman forever. Alone with no allies.

But if Bruce Wayne dies at the end of The Dark Knight Rises- then that goes against everything about story structure. A tragedy- the middle arc is usually a great victory. In The Dark Knight (Double meaning that it's the worse night in Gotham), Bruce has lost everything- so it's not a success, Joker had proven that chaos can ruin a good man and have the city turn against Batman as a "freak".

This is a hero's triumph journey. The name itself "The Dark Knight Rises" means the end of the horrible time. My belief is that Bruce Wayne lives, gets the Girl (Catwoman)....and someone else takes the role of Batman, under his guidance. (more than likely Joseph Gordon-Levitt)

Darth_Lukecash		2012-04-22 11:59:40 PM

Mugato: All I know is that I might see The Avengers in 3D but not TDKR. Those movies are dark enough and 3D always makes them darker.

/although all the publicity stills for TDKR are in the day time which is weird. Batman does not look cool in the daylight

The Dark Knight Rises is not in 3D- nor will it be shown in 3D. Nolan saw no reason to make it 3D when the first two weren't. (He loves IMAX though)

Mugato		2012-04-23 12:02:00 AM

Darth_Lukecash: The Dark Knight Rises is not in 3D- nor will it be shown in 3D. Nolan saw no reason to make it 3D when the first two weren't. (He loves IMAX though)

Oh. Well that simplifies things.

RoyBatty		2012-04-23 02:01:10 AM

Why would you ever headbutt a guy in an iron helmet?

Can that possibly ever work out well for you?

Thresher		2012-04-23 02:33:30 AM

Wayne 985		2012-04-23 02:37:38 AM

Eh. I find Iron Man and Thor boring. I'll see this for Captain America, the Hulk, and Hawkeye, but the two heroes in this clip are my least favorite.

[adjusts glasses]

Mattyb710		2012-04-23 07:25:22 AM

RoyBatty: Why would you ever headbutt a guy in an iron helmet?

Can that possibly ever work out well for you?

Seemed to work out just fine. Probably on account of him being a demi-god and all.

KiplingKat872		2012-04-23 08:18:07 AM

Mentat: 9beers: Are they going to spend more time fighting each other than the bad guys?

Are you new to the Avengers?

*comicbook geek clap*

KiplingKat872		2012-04-23 08:19:05 AM

KiplingKat872		2012-04-23 08:22:30 AM

Wayne 985: Eh. I find Iron Man and Thor boring. I'll see this for Captain America, the Hulk, and Hawkeye, but the two heroes in this clip are my least favorite.

[adjusts glasses]

I think this fight was probably a fanservice replay of the Oh-So-Awesome smack down Thor gave Tony in New Orleans after Civil War.

I know one guy who bought three copies of that issue, one to read and two to tear apart and frame.

nakedcritic		2012-04-23 08:52:04 AM

AlgertMan		2012-04-23 09:30:39 AM

This movie looks like shiat compared to Prometheus and Dark Knight Rises. Still looks like a fun movie. There was more action in this trailer then every Bendis written Avengers comic combined.