"quitq"?

Chinchillazilla: "quitq"?

Isn't it that game from Harry Potter?

WTF is SHMHC?? srsly

Say, aren't mimes supposed to NOT talk?

etiuq Subby

FriarReb98: I can put my finger on it, subby. It's called "the singer sucks royal ass."

This. I hate farkers that go into metal because they can't sing, and think it all sounds the same if you just scream loud enough. (Or, in this asshats case, growl). It doesn't. So stop.

FriarReb98: I can put my finger on it, subby. It's called "the singer sucks royal ass."

The video is a neat concept but the second that dipshiat starts singing, I enter full rage.

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: FriarReb98: I can put my finger on it, subby. It's called "the singer sucks royal ass."

This. I hate farkers that go into metal because they can't sing, and think it all sounds the same if you just scream loud enough. (Or, in this asshats case, growl). It doesn't. So stop.

Yep.

With that said, I'd love to hear a version of this without the singer. Of course, I'm into metal because of the first minute of High On Fire's "Snakes For The Divine" Link. Hate everything else the band has done (that I've heard), but dang that first minute makes up for it.

/It gets even better if you have some really good headphones, and crank the bass. There's this rising bass riff that you can't really hear on earbuds.

meyerkev: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: FriarReb98: I can put my finger on it, subby. It's called "the singer sucks royal ass."

This. I hate farkers that go into metal because they can't sing, and think it all sounds the same if you just scream loud enough. (Or, in this asshats case, growl). It doesn't. So stop.

Yep.

With that said, I'd love to hear a version of this without the singer. Of course, I'm into metal because of the first minute of High On Fire's "Snakes For The Divine" Link. Hate everything else the band has done (that I've heard), but dang that first minute makes up for it.

/It gets even better if you have some really good headphones, and crank the bass. There's this rising bass riff that you can't really hear on earbuds.

Dear gods I hope this is a troll. Maybe my detector's on the fritz again.

I know there are/were some Diablo Swing Orchestra fans around these parts at one point. If y'all haven't heard, they have a new song that just came out recently. You've got to love a band with the balls to do something like this.

Voodoo Mon Amour

Look at all the posers in this thread who don't seem to realize that metal's moved on since 1987. I mean, the song sucks, but it's not because of the death growls, but because it's utterly generic swede melodeath.

Good shiat:

Scald - Will of the Gods is Great Power
Acephalix - Deathless Master
King's-Evil - Sacrosanct

And one for the old people.

what you did there, i see it subby

dynomutt: WTF is SHMHC?? srsly

Well, clearly it's CHMHS backwards.


I haven't heard much new good stuff this week, but here's something to listen to if you're bored:

Angel Witch - Guillotine (NWOBHM)

Seven Sisters of Sleep - Follow the Serpent (NSFW; sludge)

Begrime Exemious - Visions of the Scourge (black/death)


SPna15: Good shiat:

Indeed.


/also, when did fark get rid of the non-clicky pop links? It's about time!

Earbleach: A ton of surprisingly good quality videos from Roadburn 2012.

dynomutt: WTF is SHMHC?? srsly

Because I understand what it's like to walk in after an abbreviation starts (for me it was "CSB") I will enlighten you:

Sunday Heavy Metal House Call - someone posts a metal video, everyone rips on it, HighZoolander and others post videos to other metal songs of note, and then everyone rips on those.

Is it 1997 again?

Here's some earbleach - Ufommamut - Empireum

Eyebleach (just cuz) - Rockbiatch - Holy (Very NSFW)

Solve_Et_Coagula: meyerkev: NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: FriarReb98: I can put my finger on it, subby. It's called "the singer sucks royal ass."

This. I hate farkers that go into metal because they can't sing, and think it all sounds the same if you just scream loud enough. (Or, in this asshats case, growl). It doesn't. So stop.

Yep.

With that said, I'd love to hear a version of this without the singer. Of course, I'm into metal because of the first minute of High On Fire's "Snakes For The Divine" Link. Hate everything else the band has done (that I've heard), but dang that first minute makes up for it.

/It gets even better if you have some really good headphones, and crank the bass. There's this rising bass riff that you can't really hear on earbuds.

Dear gods I hope this is a troll. Maybe my detector's on the fritz again.

Sorry, no.

There was a guy in the dorms playing it on his speakers. I stopped, turned around, and asked him what that was.

Just don't like the harsh vocals (except later Amon Amarth, Insomnium, and some Dethklok, who seem to have gotten them right). I'm mostly hanging around for the riffs.

Stuff I do like:
Agalloch
the newer Amon Amarth (Thunder God and Surtur Rising. Their earlier stuff is about 40/60).
Blind Guardian
Blood Ceremony (Jethro Tull flute x Doom)
some Dethklok
Eluveitie
Insomnium
That one Chinese dude who does Black Folk Metal with Throat Singing that I can never remember his name (Seriously, any help?)
some Van Canto (Really song-dependent. Most metal songs do not make the transition to acapella well).

/Hate to say it, but the week when I found the most songs I liked off SHMHC was when everyone was posting the cheesiest, "worst" metal music they could find.

meyerkev: That one Chinese dude who does Black Folk Metal with Throat Singing that I can never remember his name (Seriously, any help?)

Tengger Cavalry?

I dig it but I definitely have to be in the mood for it. It's not a regular part of my musical diet.

meyerkev: That one Chinese dude who does Black Folk Metal with Throat Singing that I can never remember his name (Seriously, any help?)

Tengger Cavalry. Release a double album last year. One half folk metal, the other half pure folk.

HighZoolander: SPna15: Good shiat:

Indeed.


Scald might as well be the best shiat.

I know what's wrong with the video, the rednecks aren't beating the lead singer within an inch of his life for dressing like a villain from Final Sacrifice.

SPna15: meyerkev: That one Chinese dude who does Black Folk Metal with Throat Singing that I can never remember his name (Seriously, any help?)

Tengger Cavalry. Release a double album last year. One half folk metal, the other half pure folk.

HighZoolander: SPna15: Good shiat:

Indeed.


Scald might as well be the best shiat.

I dunno, I'm really digging King's Evil.

I mean really.

meyerkev: /There's this rising bass riff that you can't really hear on earbuds.

That's because earbuds are shiat.

meyerkev: /Hate to say it, but the week when I found the most songs I liked off SHMHC was when everyone was posting the cheesiest, "worst" metal music they could find.

That was a fun week.

Solve_Et_Coagula: I know there are/were some Diablo Swing Orchestra fans around these parts at one point. If y'all haven't heard, they have a new song that just came out recently. You've got to love a band with the balls to do something like this.

Voodoo Mon Amour

Love it.

Snapper Carr: Eyebleach (just cuz) - Rockbiatch - Holy (Very NSFW)

What is the sound of one hand fapping? That video.

KellyLockhart: leftymcrighty: dynomutt: WTF is SHMHC?? srsly

Because I understand what it's like to walk in after an abbreviation starts (for me it was "CSB") I will enlighten you:

Sunday Heavy Metal House Call - someone posts a metal video, everyone rips on it, HighZoolander and others post videos to other metal songs of note, and then everyone rips on those.

That may be most amusing - and accurate - description of SHMHC I've seen.


With the exception of Leader O'Cola trying to jam his narrow perspective on metal down everyone's collective throats, pretty much.

Side note, I managed to get an RSVP for the Scion Rock Fest in June. Anyone going? Can't wait to see the Atlas Moth

SPna15: but it's not because of the death growls

I don't have a problem with death growls. Not my thing, personally, but there's lots of flavors. Different strokes and all that. I have a problem with idiots who have no tone who say "hey, it doesn't matter, I'll just do metal and be loud and no one will care!"

There are lots of talented metal vocalists. There is a huuuuuge difference. This guy ain't one.

SPna15: Look at all the posers in this thread who don't seem to realize that metal's moved on since 1987.

So per your list, Metal has moved on since 1987, to 1985?

FriarReb98: I can put my finger on it, subby. It's called "the singer sucks royal ass."

SerpentWithin: KellyLockhart: leftymcrighty: dynomutt: WTF is SHMHC?? srsly

Because I understand what it's like to walk in after an abbreviation starts (for me it was "CSB") I will enlighten you:

Sunday Heavy Metal House Call - someone posts a metal video, everyone rips on it, HighZoolander and others post videos to other metal songs of note, and then everyone rips on those.

That may be most amusing - and accurate - description of SHMHC I've seen.


With the exception of Leader O'Cola trying to jam his narrow perspective on metal down everyone's collective throats, pretty much.

Side note, I managed to get an RSVP for the Scion Rock Fest in June. Anyone going? Can't wait to see the Atlas Moth



your buttpon string is showing

ybbus liaf cipe

Ok, odd man out I guess? But I freakin' loved this shiate. Even went so far as to check out their other tunes and wtf, may buy this album. So fark all you haters - thanks Subby! +1

Solve_Et_Coagula: I know there are/were some Diablo Swing Orchestra fans around these parts at one point. If y'all haven't heard, they have a new song that just came out recently. You've got to love a band with the balls to do something like this.

Voodoo Mon Amour

farkin brilliant

thanks for sharin

So....Metalocalypse is real? o.O

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: SPna15: but it's not because of the death growls

I don't have a problem with death growls. Not my thing, personally, but there's lots of flavors. Different strokes and all that. I have a problem with idiots who have no tone who say "hey, it doesn't matter, I'll just do metal and be loud and no one will care!"

There are lots of talented metal vocalists. There is a huuuuuge difference. This guy ain't one.

The only one I can really stand is Machine Head. They don't always do it, but when they do, you can at least understand wtf they're saying, and it makes sense in the context of the lyrics. Take Five, for example. First time I heard I thought, "eh this is o-HOLY SHIAT!" when I realized what the song was about.

/and by "stand" I mean "holy shiat Machine Head is awesome"
//They also have the most depressing cover of Message in a Bottle I've ever heard.

Mike Chewbacca: The only one I can really stand is Machine Head. They don't always do it, but when they do, you can at least understand wtf they're saying, and it makes sense in the context of the lyrics. Take Five, for example. First time I heard I thought, "eh this is o-HOLY SHIAT!" when I realized what the song was about.

/and by "stand" I mean "holy shiat Machine Head is awesome"
//They also have the most depressing cover of Message in a Bottle I've ever heard.

Machine Head you say?

amindtat: Mike Chewbacca: The only one I can really stand is Machine Head. They don't always do it, but when they do, you can at least understand wtf they're saying, and it makes sense in the context of the lyrics. Take Five, for example. First time I heard I thought, "eh this is o-HOLY SHIAT!" when I realized what the song was about.

/and by "stand" I mean "holy shiat Machine Head is awesome"
//They also have the most depressing cover of Message in a Bottle I've ever heard.

Machine Head you say?

[www.steffmetal.com image 388x500]

OH MY GOD I LIKE A POPULAR BAND (that no non-headbanger has ever heard of)!

That...was not pleasant.

Mike Chewbacca: amindtat: Mike Chewbacca: The only one I can really stand is Machine Head. They don't always do it, but when they do, you can at least understand wtf they're saying, and it makes sense in the context of the lyrics. Take Five, for example. First time I heard I thought, "eh this is o-HOLY SHIAT!" when I realized what the song was about.

/and by "stand" I mean "holy shiat Machine Head is awesome"
//They also have the most depressing cover of Message in a Bottle I've ever heard.

Machine Head you say?

[www.steffmetal.com image 388x500]

OH MY GOD I LIKE A POPULAR BAND (that no non-headbanger has ever heard of)!

Only the burned and died listen to Machine Head.

amindtat: Mike Chewbacca: The only one I can really stand is Machine Head. They don't always do it, but when they do, you can at least understand wtf they're saying, and it makes sense in the context of the lyrics. Take Five, for example. First time I heard I thought, "eh this is o-HOLY SHIAT!" when I realized what the song was about.

/and by "stand" I mean "holy shiat Machine Head is awesome"
//They also have the most depressing cover of Message in a Bottle I've ever heard.

Machine Head you say?

[www.steffmetal.com image 388x500]

Damn, that's so farking true.

saintwrathchild: That...was not pleasant.

SHMHC never is.

Mike Chewbacca: OH MY GOD I LIKE A POPULAR BAND (that no non-headbanger has ever heard of)!

Now that their newest had actually cracked the Billboard top 20, Meshuggah will take their place as music that only posers listen to, if they haven't already. Or better yet, Nuclear Blast will be looked at as a label of sellouts.

kab: Billboard top 20, Meshuggah

Wow

kab: Or better yet, Nuclear Blast will be looked at as a label of sellouts


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