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2012-04-22 12:00:13 PM
Here is my response to people like subby... Only works if they are religious (which is just about every anti GW person)

You have no proof god exists, but you believe just in case that slight change exists. Well, what about the slight chance GW exists? Wouldn't you do what is right to help the situation?
 
2012-04-22 12:09:06 PM
Um...Smitty, as someone whose place of employment got damn near wiped out by Irene: screw you.

That storm was a wild deviation from normal patterns.

There are more odd storms, and while some areas will only see some light damage, you don't take a Nor'easter lightly.
 
2012-04-22 12:12:18 PM
Subby must've majored in humor at Glenn Beck University.
 
2012-04-22 12:40:55 PM
I live in the southern NE. Just MONSOON here. No snow. still sucks. Only highpoint is the Sox/NYY game will be cancelled. There is a Dog!
 
2012-04-22 01:34:41 PM
DErrr hurrr I read on The Blaez that cliamte change was a hoax perpetooted by Nancy Pelosi and Barak HUSSEIN obama!
 
2012-04-22 03:03:14 PM

NewportBarGuy: Subby must've majored in humor at Glenn Beck University.


The best and brightest go on to do graduate studies at Bovine University.
 
2012-04-22 03:11:14 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: NewportBarGuy: Subby must've majored in humor at Glenn Beck University.

The best and brightest go on to do graduate studies at Bovine University.


Gosh, I really hope so. Ma and Pa would be so proud! *fingers crossed*

/submitter
//*hangs head in shame*
 
2012-04-22 03:57:19 PM

NewportBarGuy: /submitter
//*hangs head in shame*


I expect higher-level trolling from you, NBG.
 
2012-04-22 03:58:47 PM

p the boiler: Here is my response to people like subby... Only works if they are religious (which is just about every anti GW person)

You have no proof god exists, but you believe just in case that slight change exists. Well, what about the slight chance GW exists? Wouldn't you do what is right to help the situation?


uh, i know god exsists, but we won't get into that now, because you apparently dont. Global warming is all about money, and God doesnt have to be about money. you can worship him by yourself, for free. but you cannot agree with the global warming theory unless you're willing to part with an assload of money.
 
2012-04-22 04:00:03 PM

TwistedIvory: NewportBarGuy: /submitter
//*hangs head in shame*

I expect higher-level trolling from you, NBG.


Truly, mang. We thought you were cool...
 
2012-04-22 04:10:34 PM

NewportBarGuy: ecmoRandomNumbers: NewportBarGuy: Subby must've majored in humor at Glenn Beck University.

The best and brightest go on to do graduate studies at Bovine University.

Gosh, I really hope so. Ma and Pa would be so proud! *fingers crossed*

/submitter
//*hangs head in shame*


I am disappoint. You really picked the low-hanging fruit...

/call it climate change, lest you want to sound like the morans who actually believe what you wrote in the headline...
 
2012-04-22 04:21:06 PM

hubiestubert: TwistedIvory: NewportBarGuy: /submitter
//*hangs head in shame*

I expect higher-level trolling from you, NBG.

Truly, mang. We thought you were cool...


With that many greens, he's probably got a few more we ought to beat him like a redheaded stepchild for.
 
2012-04-22 04:23:01 PM
hey! look, everybody! another derper who doesn't know the difference between weather and climate!
 
2012-04-22 04:23:19 PM
That *would* make an excellent nickname for my penis.

I'm not getting much traction with "The Haitian Fisherman"
 
2012-04-22 04:23:47 PM
whoops. missed the trolling admission. good show, NBG!
 
2012-04-22 04:42:42 PM
i8.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-22 05:11:00 PM

p the boiler: Here is my response to people like subby... Only works if they are religious (which is just about every anti GW person)

You have no proof god exists, but you believe just in case that slight change exists. Well, what about the slight chance GW exists? Wouldn't you do what is right to help the situation?


but the majority of people who believe in GW, believe in it like it is a religion.
(the reality of the science is irrelevant, they act like true believers which are just as scary as deniers.)
 
2012-04-22 05:45:30 PM
Why do they spell it "Nor'easter" instead of "Northeaster"?
 
2012-04-22 05:46:00 PM
meanwhile it is over 100 in phoenix right now.
 
2012-04-22 05:46:07 PM
People who still don't know global warming == climate change piss me off.
 
2012-04-22 05:48:45 PM

TravisBickle62: Why do they spell it "Nor'easter" instead of "Northeaster"?


Why is Worcester pronounced "Wuss-ter"?
 
2012-04-22 05:49:05 PM

Livingroom: p the boiler: Here is my response to people like subby... Only works if they are religious (which is just about every anti GW person)

You have no proof god exists, but you believe just in case that slight change exists. Well, what about the slight chance GW exists? Wouldn't you do what is right to help the situation?

uh, i know god exsists, but we won't get into that now, because you apparently dont. Global warming is all about money, and God doesnt have to be about money. you can worship him by yourself, for free. but you cannot agree with the global warming theory unless you're willing to part with an assload of money.


You, sir, are a giant among ants. I cannot offer sufficient praise to your intellect.
 
2012-04-22 05:49:06 PM

jabbedxorz: People who still don't know global warming == climate change piss me off.


I thought global warming =&=%@= climate change.
 
2012-04-22 05:49:32 PM
I don't understand why global climate change is so hard to accept. It's been pretty farking obvious over the last few decades.

It cyclical. It happens and will continue to happen with our ever changing place in the universe, galaxy, solar system.

What I'm not convinced of is man's artificial influence, but I'm not closed to the idea either.
 
2012-04-22 05:50:42 PM

p the boiler: Here is my response to people like subby... Only works if they are religious (which is just about every anti GW person)

You have no proof god exists, but you believe just in case that slight change exists. Well, what about the slight chance GW exists? Wouldn't you do what is right to help the situation?


Or the slighter chance they'll get mugged, so they need a CCW.
 
2012-04-22 05:50:50 PM
This is Fark, always assume a headline (and most comments) are a troll.
 
2012-04-22 05:50:54 PM

wxboy: TravisBickle62: Why do they spell it "Nor'easter" instead of "Northeaster"?

Why is Worcester pronounced "Wuss-ter"?


Yes but it is still spelled "Worcester," is it not?

Do not post to me again, you are an idiot.
 
2012-04-22 05:51:09 PM

wxboy: TravisBickle62: Why do they spell it "Nor'easter" instead of "Northeaster"?

Why is Worcester pronounced "Wuss-ter"?


Inbreeding?
 
2012-04-22 05:53:08 PM
Climate change is the new religion. It has nothing to do with science. It has everything to do with believing...having faith that, at the lowest level, humans are poison for the earth, right down to the carbon dioxide they emit when they breathe. If it's colder, then that's "Weather", but if it's warmer, then that's "Global Warming" or "Climate Change". So, when you look at it through that lens, then yes, you could certainly convince yourself that klimate change is real. It isn't. It's junk science. A global fraud perpetrated by shysters, clueless new-age hippies, women, and men too dumb to understand science.
 
2012-04-22 05:54:18 PM

dukwbutter: Climate change is the new religion. It has nothing to do with science. It has everything to do with believing...having faith that, at the lowest level, humans are poison for the earth, right down to the carbon dioxide they emit when they breathe. If it's colder, then that's "Weather", but if it's warmer, then that's "Global Warming" or "Climate Change". So, when you look at it through that lens, then yes, you could certainly convince yourself that klimate change is real. It isn't. It's junk science. A global fraud perpetrated by shysters, clueless new-age hippies, women, and men too dumb to understand science.


0/10

Too obvious.
 
2012-04-22 05:55:33 PM
www.mamieyoung.com
 
2012-04-22 05:55:49 PM

namatad: p the boiler: Here is my response to people like subby... Only works if they are religious (which is just about every anti GW person)

You have no proof god exists, but you believe just in case that slight change exists. Well, what about the slight chance GW exists? Wouldn't you do what is right to help the situation?

but the majority of people who believe in GW, believe in it like it is a religion.
(the reality of the science is irrelevant, they act like true believers which are just as scary as deniers.)


The believers have science for the most part to back them up. The deniers just have whatever they read on a blog.
 
2012-04-22 05:56:30 PM
Here in Fairfield County, CT, it's raining.

Although not very heavily.

In fact, our gardens need the rain.

Film at eleven, but I wouldn't stay up, if I were you.
 
2012-04-22 05:56:53 PM
Don't worry, I hear they love a good pounding.
 
2012-04-22 05:57:13 PM
Thank God I'm not in PA right now...:

msnbcmedia.msn.com
 
2012-04-22 05:57:32 PM
An Earth Day celebration at a park in Virginia Beach, Va., was canceled.

heh
 
2012-04-22 05:57:34 PM

p the boiler: Here is my response to people like subby... Only works if they are religious (which is just about every anti GW person)

You have no proof god exists, but you believe just in case that slight change exists. Well, what about the slight chance GW exists? Wouldn't you do what is right to help the situation?


I like to ask them if they know the difference between weather and climate.
 
2012-04-22 06:02:35 PM
Dr. James Hansen's growing financial scandal, now over a million dollars of outside income

A Summary of James E. Hansen's NASA Ethics File


By Christopher Horner

NASA records released to resolve litigation filed by the American Tradition Institute reveal that Dr. James E. Hansen, an astronomer, received approximately $1.6 million in outside, direct cash income in the past five years for work related to - and, according to his benefactors, often expressly for - his public service as a global warming activist within NASA.

This does not include six-figure income over that period in travel expenses to fly around the world to receive money from outside interests. As specifically detailed below, Hansen failed to report tens of thousands of dollars in global travel provided to him by outside parties - including to London, Paris, Rome, Oslo, Tokyo, the Austrian Alps, Bilbao, California, Australia and elsewhere, often business or first-class and also often paying for his wife as well - to receive honoraria to speak about the topic of his taxpayer-funded employment, or get cash awards for his activism and even for his past testimony and other work for NASA.

Link
 
2012-04-22 06:02:40 PM
p the boiler:
Here is my response to people like subby... Only works if they are religious (which is just about every anti GW person)

So, you're pro-GW? Pfft. Subby is clearly a supporter of the AGW hypothesis. It is ONLY AGW supporters who are that stupid. Warmers NEED their opponents to be that dull, even if THEY have to supply the stupid. Because, you know, there is no place for skepticism in science.

You have no proof god exists, but you believe just in case that slight change exists. Well, what about the slight chance GW exists? Wouldn't you do what is right to help the situation?

Global warming is caused by Air Fairies. They will continue to warm the planet unless appeased. The way to appease Air Fairies is to give up drinking, smoking, and sex. I expect you to do what you can, on the slight chance that Air Fairies are real, and need appeasing.

And the difference between Anthropogenic Global Warming and either God or Air Fairies is that AGW has been scientifically falsified.

/ TMYK...
 
2012-04-22 06:05:09 PM

GeneralJim: And the difference between Anthropogenic Global Warming and either God or Air Fairies is that AGW has been scientifically falsified.


You're funny.
 
2012-04-22 06:05:26 PM
onfinite.com


/It may not be snow, but the mechanics are the same
 
2012-04-22 06:06:32 PM
TravisBickle62:
Why do they spell it "Nor'easter" instead of "Northeaster"?

Dunno. Why'd y'think?
 
2012-04-22 06:08:23 PM

SweetSilverBlues: I don't understand why global climate change is so hard to accept. It's been pretty farking obvious over the last few decades.

It cyclical. It happens and will continue to happen with our ever changing place in the universe, galaxy, solar system.

What I'm not convinced of is man's artificial influence, but I'm not closed to the idea either.




The world is coming out of "The Little Ice Age". So what (sane) people are really debating is how much of the change is man made.

The very ignorant see a glacier melting, and don't know that global temperatures fluctuate, and start praying to Dr. Al Gore. It's become a strange little religion.
 
2012-04-22 06:10:34 PM
It's only because after 6 million + years we have a climate model that extends back maybe 2000 years (minus tree data). WOW. Talk about a small data set to base all your judgement on.
 
2012-04-22 06:10:51 PM

lazyguineapig33: meanwhile it is over 100 in phoenix right now.


It's ninety in Chico, and my window AC units are still in the shed.
 
2012-04-22 06:11:16 PM

Little.Alex: Dr. James Hansen's growing financial scandal



www.hiddenpcmaster.com
 
2012-04-22 06:11:37 PM

Xaxor: [onfinite.com image 634x640]


/It may not be snow, but the mechanics are the same


Okay, that may explain precipitation in general. How about the record cold snaps?
 
2012-04-22 06:12:18 PM
Who to believe, the majority of the scientific community or people whoes finances would be personally and negatively affected by the acceptance of GW?
 
2012-04-22 06:12:59 PM
This is what happens when dog eatin' Fartbama supporters say being a mother isn't work!

/trolling
//am I doing it right?
 
2012-04-22 06:13:46 PM

Little.Alex: The very ignorant see a glacier melting, and don't know that global temperatures fluctuate, and start praying to Dr. Al Gore. It's become a strange little religion.


I never saw that myself and I don't pray to Al Gore.

I just figure that regardless of your opinion of Global Warming/Climate Change, it would just be common sense not to trash the planet we live on.

Seems like the ones that deny Climate Change though are few and far in between and the ones that actually are relevant in the scientific community are significantly propped up by the oil and gas industry.

/My two cents
 
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