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2012-04-22 07:36:52 PM  

beta_plus: Thank God Obama ordered an extra-judicial assassination in violation of international law of an unarmed man in front of his family while violating the sovereign territory of a nation that never attacked us using intelligence gathered through torture. For this alone, he deserves our votes in 2012.


fark YEA!
 
2012-04-22 07:38:21 PM  

PonceAlyosha: Wyalt Derp: Paris1127: Also by the author: Sarah Palin: a Modern Cold War Hero in the Making.

Comedy gold:

Most recently, Schweizer published a critique of President Obama's policy in Libya, which he says has all of the elements of, what he calls an "overused analogy," another Vietnam.

Yeah I just got my draft papers. Time to go meet Sand Charlie and in the Sand Jungles and fight some Sand communists.


It's horrible the way Libya has turned into a quagmire, but I here that Romney has a secret plan to get us out. . .
 
2012-04-22 07:41:25 PM  

andrewagill: bloobeary: Without any actual accomplishments to tout for President Barack Obama

That's as far as I bothered reading.

I made it all the way to the end of the sentence!

bizarre reasons to re-election him.

[i43.tinypic.com image 400x400]

Aaand I'm done.


I like that gif.
 
2012-04-22 07:45:17 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

26.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-04-22 07:45:35 PM  
Oh look. Subby's butthurt again. How cute.
 
2012-04-22 07:49:37 PM  

Shrugging Atlas: bloobeary: Without any actual accomplishments to tout for President Barack Obama

That's as far as I bothered reading.

For a guy that's done nothing, there sure seems to be a never ending stream of Tea Baggers biatching and moaning about all the shiat he's done.


The GOP has entered the 21st century as the most scientifically advanced party of all time.
They can maintain a quantum superposition where Obama is guilty of a vast number of mutually exclusive things even after observation.
Your half assed inferior science can't even comprehend their accomplishment.
This is why they can run Schrodinger's candidate and all you can do is cover your face with your palm like some kind of animal
 
2012-04-22 07:52:30 PM  

SilentStrider: People forget that, before that fateful day with the 7th Cavalry, Custer was actually a hero at the battle of Gettysburg. His cavalry forces managed to successfully prevent Confederate reinforcements from aiding Pickett's charge.


He also played a pretty important role in Grant's Virginia campaign, iirc.

/which I might not
//because my memory is being a real bastard today for some reason
 
2012-04-22 07:58:30 PM  

nekom: Given who the GOP is stuck with, I'd say the Dems will do just fine this year.

 
2012-04-22 07:58:58 PM  

DamnYankees: I honestly just cant believe people write these kinds of articles in good faith, ever.


Well, let's see here. Yahoo profile:

Mark R. Whittington is a writer residing in Houston, Texas. He is the author of The Last Moonwalker, Children of Apollo, Dark Sanction, and Nocturne. He has written numerous articles, some for the Washington Post, USA Today, the LA Times, and the Houston Chronicle.

Other articles by the same author:

The Sarah Palin Screaming, Demonic Barbeque Pit
---
Sarah Palin, besides being the most powerful female politician on the planet,


Uh, yeah.

Earth Day is a Celebration of Misery and Death (no explanation needed)

Burning Down the Homes of Global Warming 'Deniers' (accuses a guy of wanting to burn down deniers' houses...)

'Peoples' Rights Amendment' Would End Free Expression (Because when corporations don't have a voice, no one does)

Ron Paul, Video Game Action Hero
----
Rep. Ron Paul, R-TX, currently a candidate for president, foe of big government at home and military intervention abroad,


...and yet, still a willing cog in the Republican-Democratic Electoral Machine...

MSNBC's Martin Bashir Consigns Mitt Romney to Hell

...and that's just a taste of this guy's quality contributorship.
 
2012-04-22 07:59:38 PM  

fusillade762: Wyalt Derp: FTFA: "mandating same sex marriage"

Well, is it a mandate or a marriage? Make up your mind.


I'd like both please.

/seriously I got no game. I need a bailout.
 
2012-04-22 08:00:18 PM  

LawrencePerson: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x232]

[26.media.tumblr.com image 385x500]


Now do the one where Obama's making George Washington cry!
 
2012-04-22 08:00:50 PM  

LawrencePerson: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x232]

[26.media.tumblr.com image 385x500]


Link

Your blog sucks.
 
2012-04-22 08:07:53 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: quatchi: Follow up question. Will we get to pick our newly mandated gay marriage partners from a book with pictures in it or will they just be assigned to you like in a traditional arranged marriage?

[barney-otto]


Dibs on Otto!
 
2012-04-22 08:11:35 PM  

TheBigJerk: andrewagill: [i43.tinypic.com image 400x400]

Aaand I'm done.

I like that gif.


I saw it in a thread and had the same reaction. It is now my go-to ``stopped reading there'' GIF.

/Though I didn't technically stop reading. Morbid curiosity thrust me further.
//But I only skimmed, I swear!
 
2012-04-22 08:13:58 PM  
It's submissions like this that make trolling passe'
 
2012-04-22 08:19:55 PM  

Lochsteppe: LawrencePerson: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x232]

[26.media.tumblr.com image 385x500]

Now do the one where Obama's making George Washington cry!


No, no. I like the one where Obama has just grabbed the Constitution away after George Bush set it on fire and he's pointing at it, as if to say, "How dare you, W.?"
 
2012-04-22 08:27:43 PM  

beta_plus: GardenWeasel: Satanic_Hamster: beta_plus: Thank God Obama ordered an extra-judicial assassination in violation of international law of an unarmed man in front of his family while violating the sovereign territory of a nation that never attacked us using intelligence gathered through torture. For this alone, he deserves our votes in 2012.

I know you're a troll account, but ask yourself:
Is this the level that you're at? Sunday, you're day off from work, making pro-Osama Bin Laden troll posts?

You assume he/she isn't being paid to post.

Actually, unlike you guys, some of us have jobs which we have to go to tomorrow, so we have to get our posts in today.


About your job, beta troll, the next time I ask for curly fries, you better make the damn curly fries or I'm calling your manager.
 
2012-04-22 08:28:31 PM  
 
2012-04-22 08:29:08 PM  
 
2012-04-22 08:29:22 PM  
hubiestubert
bloobeary: Without any actual accomplishments to tout for President Barack Obama

That's as far as I bothered reading.

Yeah. Health care reform. Getting troops home. Getting Osama bin Laden. Those were nothing. Anyone could have done that, but they just never bothered. It's like he's been phoning it in these last four years. WTF?


Yeah, health care reform that's illegal, SAID he got bin Laden (with no proof), unemployment TWICE what it was under Bush (remember, this is OBAMA's economy now--not something he "inherited"), a national debt grown more in three years under Obama than the eight under Bush, pushing our oil and coal industries towards bankruptcy, yeah, he's got a REAL record to run on. Correction: he's got NO record to run on. I think the Repubs are going to run away with this one.
 
2012-04-22 08:31:18 PM  
What an interesting and informative article. Apparently there are partisan hacks that don't like Obama. Thank you for bringing this to my attention, Fark!
 
2012-04-22 08:32:01 PM  
A little gem from his previous article.

"Sarah Palin, besides being the most powerful female politician on the planet, has been the inspiration for art."

Reporting from south Derpistan - I'm out.
 
2012-04-22 08:32:18 PM  

tony41454: hubiestubert
bloobeary: Without any actual accomplishments to tout for President Barack Obama

That's as far as I bothered reading.

Yeah. Health care reform. Getting troops home. Getting Osama bin Laden. Those were nothing. Anyone could have done that, but they just never bothered. It's like he's been phoning it in these last four years. WTF?

Yeah, health care reform that's illegal, SAID he got bin Laden (with no proof), unemployment TWICE what it was under Bush (remember, this is OBAMA's economy now--not something he "inherited"), a national debt grown more in three years under Obama than the eight under Bush, pushing our oil and coal industries towards bankruptcy, yeah, he's got a REAL record to run on. Correction: he's got NO record to run on. I think the Repubs are going to run away with this one.


How hard was it for you to type that with a straight face?
 
2012-04-22 08:32:52 PM  

tony41454: SAID he got bin Laden (with no proof),


Are you questioning the integrity of our Armed forces ?

yes or no?
 
2012-04-22 08:33:21 PM  
If Obama has not done anything that merits four more years and if Romney is not convincingly the anti-Christ, what is there left?

Is this how conservatives really view the election? Obama supporters seeing Romney as the antichrist? If Romney was the antichrist he would have extremely strong support from the Republican christian base as they could finally usher in the Armageddon they fantasize about instead of the lukewarm support he gets.

Anyway, Obama supporters may not necessarily be thrilled with him but don't mistake that as willingness to see Romney in the oval office. If he got in teapartiers would be going on about anchor baby and terrorist baby federal legislation and God knows what else to the president's desk.
 
2012-04-22 08:33:38 PM  

tony41454: ushing our oil and coal industries towards bankruptcy,


Did you miss the part where oil companies are making record profits nearly every single year? You are truly talking out of your ass.
 
2012-04-22 08:33:59 PM  
I'll take Obama over President Magic Underpants.
 
2012-04-22 08:37:24 PM  

Descartes: LawrencePerson:

[26.media.tumblr.com image 385x500]


[www.lolwut.com image 266x297]


It's ok, that dog is clearly muslim.

/Looks like it has a lot of personality too.
 
2012-04-22 08:39:33 PM  
A couple clowns to the left of him and a lot of jokers to the far right.

Stuck in the middle...
 
2012-04-22 08:42:35 PM  
FTA: Chris Matthews, the MSNBC host who used to get leg tingles thinking about Obama, suggests we should ignore the advice of Martin Luther King Jr. and judge him by the color of his skin and not the content of his character, according to Real Clear Politics.

From the source in the article:

Chris Matthews: Let me ask you about something which is not in the polling, but I want you as experts -- Barack Obama is the first African-American president, okay. Is there going to be a reluctance on the part of the voters and the political community that talks politics as we get into November about dumping the first African-American president? Is there going to be something that just wretches people? 'Wait a minute here, this guy is going to knock out the first guy who got aboard?

Howard Fineman: Well the question is whether are going to think that way.

Matthews: Yeah!

Fineman: My guess is it's a wash. My guess is some voters may be reluctant for that reason, on the other hand, there are going to be some voters who are going to be grading him on a tougher scale.

Matthews Because he is black.

Chuck Todd: You know, I had a Republican candidate -- a non-Republican candidate, a Republican who thought about running for president and decided not to. One of the reasons was, 'I'm not going to be that guy.'

/Why would the author bother linking to a source that proves he's making shiat up?
 
2012-04-22 08:43:12 PM  
This story comes from the Yahoo! Contributor Network, where individuals publish their unique perspectives on some of the world's most popular websites.
Do you have a story to tell? Become a Yahoo! contributor


Of all the sites to steal awful ideas from, Yahoo picks the examiner?
 
2012-04-22 08:47:32 PM  

hubiestubert: bloobeary: Without any actual accomplishments to tout for President Barack Obama

That's as far as I bothered reading.

Yeah. Health care reform. Getting troops home. Getting Osama bin Laden. Those were nothing. Anyone could have done that, but they just never bothered. It's like he's been phoning it in these last four years. WTF?


Don't you know? He's BLACK!
 
2012-04-22 08:50:02 PM  

juniperwasting: A little gem from his previous article.

"Sarah Palin, besides being the most powerful female politician on the planet, has been the inspiration for art."

Reporting from south Derpistan - I'm out.




nimg.sulekha.com
 
2012-04-22 08:51:00 PM  
This guy also writes bad science fiction e-Books.
 
2012-04-22 08:53:36 PM  

DrD'isInfotainment: It's actually THIS guy[l.yimg.com image 150x150]....AGAIN!


l.yimg.com

static.rifftrax.com

Tom Servo, I am disappoint.
 
2012-04-22 08:55:16 PM  

juniperwasting: A little gem from his previous article.

"Sarah Palin, besides being the most powerful female politician on the planet, has been the inspiration for art."

Reporting from south Derpistan - I'm out.


Let's be honest...Sarah Palin has indeed inspired a lot of art in a number of media.

www.whiterabbitcult.com

www.instructables.com

i.telegraph.co.uk

i17.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-22 08:57:35 PM  

tony41454: hubiestubert
bloobeary: Without any actual accomplishments to tout for President Barack Obama

That's as far as I bothered reading.

Yeah. Health care reform. Getting troops home. Getting Osama bin Laden. Those were nothing. Anyone could have done that, but they just never bothered. It's like he's been phoning it in these last four years. WTF?

Yeah, health care reform that's illegal, SAID he got bin Laden (with no proof), unemployment TWICE what it was under Bush (remember, this is OBAMA's economy now--not something he "inherited"), a national debt grown more in three years under Obama than the eight under Bush, pushing our oil and coal industries towards bankruptcy, yeah, he's got a REAL record to run on. Correction: he's got NO record to run on. I think the Repubs are going to run away with this one.


0.47/10
 
2012-04-22 08:59:53 PM  
The other load of troll shiat turned into a spiderman thread, so this was greened. Piss poor.
 
2012-04-22 09:02:58 PM  

HighOnCraic: FTA: Chris Matthews, the MSNBC host who used to get leg tingles thinking about Obama, suggests we should ignore the advice of Martin Luther King Jr. and judge him by the color of his skin and not the content of his character, according to Real Clear Politics.

From the source in the article:

Chris Matthews: Let me ask you about something which is not in the polling, but I want you as experts -- Barack Obama is the first African-American president, okay. Is there going to be a reluctance on the part of the voters and the political community that talks politics as we get into November about dumping the first African-American president? Is there going to be something that just wretches people? 'Wait a minute here, this guy is going to knock out the first guy who got aboard?

Howard Fineman: Well the question is whether are going to think that way.

Matthews: Yeah!

Fineman: My guess is it's a wash. My guess is some voters may be reluctant for that reason, on the other hand, there are going to be some voters who are going to be grading him on a tougher scale.

Matthews Because he is black.

Chuck Todd: You know, I had a Republican candidate -- a non-Republican candidate, a Republican who thought about running for president and decided not to. One of the reasons was, 'I'm not going to be that guy.'

/Why would the author bother linking to a source that proves he's making shiat up?


He either can't read or assumes his readers can't. Neither would surprise me. Usually when I argue with conservatives here or on Facebook, they have no rhetorical weapons in their arsenal. One accused me last week of taking her out of context. Dumb biatch, I didn't even quote her, at worst I projected a bit, but they don't even understand the words that they vomit upon the world.
 
2012-04-22 09:06:38 PM  

Bungles: juniperwasting: A little gem from his previous article.

"Sarah Palin, besides being the most powerful female politician on the planet, has been the inspiration for art."

Reporting from south Derpistan - I'm out.



[nimg.sulekha.com image 640x596]


If you tried to post images of every woman on the planet with more political power than Sarah Palin, you would probably cause Fark to crash.
 
2012-04-22 09:07:52 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-22 09:18:24 PM  

MGMT: Paris1127: MGMT: I wouldn't have expected Farkers to be Obama deep-throaters but hey...even I am wrong sometimes.

[[youmustbenewhere.jpg]]

Account created: 2012-03-26 16:48:45
Yep...

Love you.


Tame Impala is better than MGMT in every way, and your posts are bad.
 
2012-04-22 09:19:56 PM  
AHHH hahha holy shiat is this piece of garbage Yahoo article written by THE LawrencePerson, terrible blogger and fourth-rate sci-fi author extraordinaire? Oh this is delicious.
 
2012-04-22 09:22:55 PM  

tony41454: SAID he got bin Laden (with no proof)


He doesn't deserve the credit for doing it, Bush deserves more credit for using torture to get information, he never should've done it while bin Laden was in Pakistan, he should've done it by using a missile strike, the fact that he did it proves that he's a war-monger, the fact that he dumped the body into the sea proves that he's a secret Muslin, plus, HE DIDN'T REALLY DO IT!

/It all makes sense now.
 
2012-04-22 09:28:50 PM  
If Obama is Custer, then the Republicans must be Gomer Pyle. It is the only explanation
 
2012-04-22 09:30:03 PM  

jso2897: MGMT: I wouldn't have expected Farkers to be Obama deep-throaters but hey...even I am wrong sometimes.

Farkers are having secret meetings with reporters in order to reveal embarrassing secrets about the Obama administration to them? What a droll idea.


No, he means that anyone who believes that Obama was a slightly better candidate than McCain in '08 and will be a slightly better candidate than Romney in November is actually in the act of performing oral sex on the president.

/I'm not sure which interpretation is sillier. . .
 
2012-04-22 09:39:51 PM  

tony41454: SAID he got bin Laden (with no proof)


Death
CERTiFicT
Where
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2012-04-22 09:45:23 PM  
Sadly the Democrats Republicans are stuck with Barack Obama Mitt Rmoney, just as the 7th Cavalry Subby was stuck with George Armstrong Custer terminal virginity.

FTFY.

/Ninja like HTML skillz
 
2012-04-22 09:46:23 PM  
Came for the Libtard fellatio on the Kenyan,, leaving satisfied
 
2012-04-22 09:49:53 PM  

HighOnCraic: jso2897: MGMT: I wouldn't have expected Farkers to be Obama deep-throaters but hey...even I am wrong sometimes.

Farkers are having secret meetings with reporters in order to reveal embarrassing secrets about the Obama administration to them? What a droll idea.

No, he means that anyone who believes that Obama was a slightly better candidate than McCain in '08 and will be a slightly better candidate than Romney in November is actually in the act of performing oral sex on the president.

/I'm not sure which interpretation is sillier. . .


I don't know about you, but I really enjoy letting President Obama fark me up the ass with his enormous cock.
 
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