FARK.com: (7064059) Will Kasey Kahne turn his season around? Will Mark Martin tell everybody to get off his racetrack? Will the race be boring? Its the STP 400 from Kansas, 12:30PM ET on Fox

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		Will Kasey Kahne turn his season around? Will Mark Martin tell everybody to get off his racetrack? Will the race be boring? Its the STP 400 from Kansas, 12:30PM ET on Fox (nascar.com)		16
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vegaswench		2012-04-22 03:03:55 PM

2 votes:

catastrophe averted: I missed the Dr. Pepper 10 commercial the first time. Now that I've seen it, I've gotta say... that is probably the worst marketing concept I've seen in the last 10 years. No way this product stays on shelves more than 6 months.

The hell you say. upload.wikimedia.org

Mztlplx		2012-04-22 04:31:29 PM

1 votes:

Kansas Thread Recap:

Kansas sucks.
Rammstein.
NKOTBCSN (and Y)
Kansas sucks.
Dick's angry nose.
Cow/Moose knuckle.
Kansas still sucks.
Starfox/computer parts
Centipede/Star Wars
Mikey and the jet fuel incident
Ode to Kansas Sucks (to the tune of Carry On Wayward Son)
Montoya vs. the Jet Dryers
Dr Pepper 10
Jimmie Johnson sucks
The Color of Stink
Who the hell is SKF anyway?
Jimmie Johnson still sucks and his car is ugly
Hamlin wins!

Mztlplx		2012-04-22 04:08:17 PM

1 votes:

Warchild: Bring back North Wilkesboro

Bring back The Rock while you're at it.

Warchild		2012-04-22 04:06:09 PM

1 votes:

Hamlin

oi54.tinypic.com

Bring back North Wilkesboro

four95		2012-04-22 04:05:43 PM

1 votes:

GardenWeasel: On a sadder note... Man dies at 210 mph

Not sure what's sadder. The fact that he died or the fact that he destroyed a perfectly awesome Ford GT.

Jensaarai		2012-04-22 03:59:38 PM

1 votes:

GardenWeasel: On a sadder note... Man dies at 210 mph

GardenWeasel: On a sadder note... Man dies at 210 mph

If you're gonna die of a heart attack, you might as well go out in style.

Tsrwedge		2012-04-22 03:20:43 PM

1 votes:

DW, stop making excuses for Montoya. Birds fly, sun shines, grass grows, and brother, Montoya hits things.

catastrophe averted		2012-04-22 03:04:33 PM

1 votes:

The Bestest: Seriously, what IS the point of Dr. Pepper 10? Isn't the whole deal with Diet Dr. Pepper that it tastes just like regular? So then what's the point of the halfway stuff?

The "not for women" part of the commercial made me laugh. Any race chick I know would punch that actor in the mouth for that comment. And then drink a real Dr. Pepper, generally mixed with something around 140 proof.

DanZero		2012-04-22 03:03:37 PM

1 votes:

The Bestest: Seriously, what IS the point of Dr. Pepper 10? Isn't the whole deal with Diet Dr. Pepper that it tastes just like regular? So then what's the point of the halfway stuff?

It's a good day when we get more discussion about Dr Pepper 10 than the actual race.

STAY AWAY WOMEN! IT'S GOT ANDROGEL!

Jensaarai		2012-04-22 03:02:50 PM

1 votes:

The Bestest: Seriously, what IS the point of Dr. Pepper 10? Isn't the whole deal with Diet Dr. Pepper that it tastes just like regular? So then what's the point of the halfway stuff?

Judging from the commercial's the can has been rubbed down with that testosterone gel they were advertizing earlier. That "It's not for women" line isn't a poorly thought out slogan, it's medical advice.

Mztlplx		2012-04-22 02:31:21 PM

1 votes:

Carry on my wayward fans
You play games till this is done
Drink your beers and have your snacks
Don't you watch no more

Once I rose above the noise and confusion
Just to get a glimpse beyond the illusion
Cars were roaring ever higher, but I snoozed on by

Though the flag was green I still was a blind man
Though the track was clear I still was a mad man
I hear announcers when I'm dreamin', I can hear them say

Carry on my wayward fans
You play games till this is done
Drink your beers and have your snacks
Don't you watch no more

Masquerading as a track with a reason
This charade is the event of the season
And if I claim to be a wise man, it surely means that I don't know

On a boring sea of turning in motion
I'd rather be out on a ship on the ocean
I set a course for race excitement, but I hear the voices say

Carry on my wayward fans
You play games till this is done
Drink your beers and have your snacks
Don't you watch no more

Carry on, there's nothing to remember
Carry on, Kansas should be dismembered
Now your mind is rather empty
Only heaven waits for you

Carry on my wayward fans
You play games till this is done
Drink your beers and have your snacks
Don't you watch no more

DanZero		2012-04-22 02:17:41 PM

1 votes:

The Bestest: WARNING!!!
48 in the lead
WARNING!!!

SUMMON IDOL

The Bestest		2012-04-22 02:17:31 PM

1 votes:

kteela: vegaswench: Who knew a Kansas race would be so entertaining (by playing Centipede online)? I kinda love Mztlplx right now.

That's okay, my crush on mika has grown since I d/l that star wars game, making this the best Kansas race evar.

I'm smelling a new slogan for this track:

Kansas Speedway.
Do something else. You'll love it!

mikaloyd		2012-04-22 01:58:34 PM

1 votes:

Mztlplx: mikaloyd: GardenWeasel: mikaloyd: The Bestest: what the hell was THAT, Fox?

A barrel roll

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Awww man, why didya have to go and post that? Now I gotta pull out the N64.

That is a dangerous path my friend. By this afternoon you will be scouring ebay bidding on Pentium II processors, Voodoo graphics cards and pristine copies of Duke Nukem and Qbert

I have an old Voodoo 5 (working condition) sitting in my closet. Bids?

Strangely enough I assembled a zombie computer last night out of scattered obsolete parts. I got a GE Force II graphics card rockin 4X AGP POWAH!. Unfortunately one of the sticks of memory is acting up so I only got it BIOSing and dint get an OS loaded. Yet. But zombie puter will rise agaian!