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(NASCAR)   Will Kasey Kahne turn his season around? Will Mark Martin tell everybody to get off his racetrack? Will the race be boring? Its the STP 400 from Kansas, 12:30PM ET on Fox   (nascar.com) divider line 334
    More: Interesting, Allmendinger, AJ Allmendinger, Joey Logano, Penske Racing, Kansas, Harvick, Joe Gibbs Racing, Kansas Speedway  
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2012-04-22 11:37:39 AM  
Maybe, probably, and without a doubt. Fortunately the comments in thread will keep us from getting too bored.

Go Jeff, Go Smoke!
 
2012-04-22 11:48:19 AM  
No. No. Yes.
 
2012-04-22 11:51:32 AM  
Well, after the awesome day of sports yesterday (the Evans-Jones fight notwithstanding) we have to have a dull one today to balance everything out. It's simple physics.

/Kansas sucks
 
2012-04-22 11:58:08 AM  

Woo, racing!

*checks headline*

Oh crap, it's Kansas.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-22 12:03:55 PM  
VW won the thread. Call off the race. There is no point now.
 
2012-04-22 12:05:21 PM  

vegaswench: Oh crap, it's Kansas.


Got to skip this week, the PGA's in town.

As much as I love y'all, I'd rather watch live golf than NASCAR in Kansas. I'd rather watch pretty much anything than NASCAR in Kansas.

//Go JPM!
 
2012-04-22 12:09:47 PM  
Go Smoke!
 
2012-04-22 12:30:00 PM  
Today's bets, so far:

(1527) Kyle Busch #18 14/1 Apr 22/12@12:30p

(1530) Mark Martin #55 15/1 Apr 22/12@12:30p

(1500) A.J. Allmendinger #22 25/1 Apr 22/12@12:30


Any other favorites?

/Gotta do something to make Kansas interesting
 
2012-04-22 12:32:54 PM  
Hello all

/reporting in sore, deaf and amazed from Rammstein last night
 
2012-04-22 12:33:30 PM  
Hmm, Should I feel lucky I was called in for a few hours?

Also go Carl!
 
2012-04-22 12:34:52 PM  

Torgo_of_Manos: /Gotta do something to make Kansas interesting


..because "not racing at Kansas" is, unfortunately, off the table
 
2012-04-22 12:35:26 PM  
Go prime numbered cars!
 
2012-04-22 12:38:49 PM  
Ugh, Kansas. The secret to enjoying today's race is convincing the wife to let me start drinking at the drop of the green flag. FWIW today's fantasy team is: Hamlin, Stewart, Jr, Martin and Ragan (damn salary cap).

/Go Smoke!
 
2012-04-22 12:39:53 PM  
This *IS* one of the boring tracks right? Is it Fontana-bad or what?

I did follow that nascarcasm fellow on Twitter -- very good move.

Taking the last several races as Kansas into consideration, drivers, just start saving fuel as soon as you wake up this morning
 
2012-04-22 12:41:14 PM  

DanZero: This *IS* one of the boring tracks right? Is it Fontana-bad or what?


It's the cookie-cutter of cookie-cutters.
 
2012-04-22 12:43:42 PM  

Mztlplx: Hello all

/reporting in sore, deaf and amazed from Rammstein last night


Jealous!

DanZero: I did follow that nascarcasm fellow on Twitter -- very good move.


That dude's hilarious.
 
2012-04-22 12:44:09 PM  
Checking in. Got the antenna dangling from the mailbox and Fox is coming in loud & clear. Probably have to miss the last 50 or so since I have to go to work today.
 
2012-04-22 12:47:50 PM  
Yes, Kasey will turn his season around...and around and around as he goes spinning into the wall.

/that's Fantasy League poison right there
 
2012-04-22 12:50:40 PM  
The fark is this Miss Sprint Cup crap, and how can I nuke it from orbit?
 
2012-04-22 12:51:53 PM  
therealartofracing.com

therealartofracing.com
 
2012-04-22 12:57:10 PM  
GO 31!

Juablo is no boy scout
 
2012-04-22 12:59:07 PM  

Monkey2: Ugh, Kansas. The secret to enjoying today's race is convincing the wife to let me start drinking at the drop of the green flag. FWIW today's fantasy team is: Hamlin, Stewart, Jr, Martin and Ragan (damn salary cap).

/Go Smoke!


The secret is already to be drunk when the green flag flies!
 
2012-04-22 01:00:30 PM  

vegaswench: Mztlplx: Hello all/reporting in sore, deaf and amazed from Rammstein last nightJealous!


If you even have a remote chance of getting tickets....GET THEM AND GO. This was probably the best live show I've ever witnessed (and I've been going to concerts since '72).
 
2012-04-22 01:00:57 PM  

The Bestest: ..because "not racing at Kansas" is, unfortunately, off the table


Yeah, pretty much this
 
2012-04-22 01:01:13 PM  
NASCAR needs to get the Pope of Long Beach to do their invocations.

/he rocked
 
2012-04-22 01:02:29 PM  
This guy has a great voice. Can Nascar sign him to do all the National Anthems this year?
 
2012-04-22 01:03:18 PM  
rutt ro. rain?
 
2012-04-22 01:03:40 PM  

Mztlplx: NASCAR needs to get the Pope of Long Beach to do their invocations.

/he rocked


Went to see if I needed to submit the IndyCar thread this week, and found out the race is NEXT week.

With all the weeks they're inactive, that would upset a lot of people that thought they ran every week like NASCAR.
 
2012-04-22 01:03:55 PM  
purtiest, most bad-ass birds in the sky.
 
2012-04-22 01:04:00 PM  

GardenWeasel: rutt ro. rain?


Aww Lord no, no reschedule, let's just get this one done and over and get on with the good tracks.
 
2012-04-22 01:04:19 PM  

GardenWeasel: rutt ro. rain?


Nothing new -- seems the timing has been nearly perfect every week so far to move to the track that has the rain, so that means hours more of inane FOX chatter.

Great.
 
2012-04-22 01:05:10 PM  

DanZero: Mztlplx: NASCAR needs to get the Pope of Long Beach to do their invocations.

/he rocked

Went to see if I needed to submit the IndyCar thread this week, and found out the race is NEXT week.

With all the weeks they're inactive, that would upset a lot of people that thought they ran every week like NASCAR.


Only 16 races this year. 15 if Baltimore folds.
 
2012-04-22 01:05:15 PM  

mikaloyd: GO 31!

Juablo is no boy scout


Hey, Mika! How's tricks?
 
2012-04-22 01:05:22 PM  

DanZero: Mztlplx: NASCAR needs to get the Pope of Long Beach to do their invocations.

/he rocked

Went to see if I needed to submit the IndyCar thread this week, and found out the race is NEXT week.

With all the weeks they're inactive, that would upset a lot of people that thought they ran every week like NASCAR.


I'm pretty sure that Lotus (BEHOLD THE POWER OF HAMSTERS!!!) can't afford to run every week anyway.
 
2012-04-22 01:05:38 PM  

GardenWeasel: Only 16 races this year. 15 if Baltimore folds.


Wh-WHUT

Please don't deny me another week
 
2012-04-22 01:06:08 PM  

GardenWeasel: rutt ro. rain?


Could be a blessing in disguise. If it's postponed until tomorrow I won't be able to watch. On the other hand I'll lose my excuse to drink at 1pm.
 
2012-04-22 01:06:19 PM  

Mztlplx: DanZero: Mztlplx: NASCAR needs to get the Pope of Long Beach to do their invocations.

/he rocked

Went to see if I needed to submit the IndyCar thread this week, and found out the race is NEXT week.

With all the weeks they're inactive, that would upset a lot of people that thought they ran every week like NASCAR.

I'm pretty sure that Lotus (BEHOLD THE POWER OF HAMSTERS!!!) can't afford to run every week anyway.

@jennafryer thing you won't hear next week "two lotus cars on the podium."


I lol'd
 
2012-04-22 01:07:15 PM  
At least the IRL (or whatever they're called this year. I don't have Vs so I can't watch) is still coming here, to Sonoma. Sears Point races are always fun.
 
2012-04-22 01:07:38 PM  

vegaswench: mikaloyd: GO 31!

Juablo is no boy scout

Hey, Mika! How's tricks?


Ive learned to roll over and play dead!
 
2012-04-22 01:08:50 PM  

mikaloyd: vegaswench: mikaloyd: GO 31!

Juablo is no boy scout

Hey, Mika! How's tricks?

Ive learned to roll over and play dead!


Hey, that'll come in handy one day! :)
 
2012-04-22 01:09:37 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: At least the IRL (or whatever they're called this year. I don't have Vs so I can't watch) is still coming here, to Sonoma. Sears Point races are always fun.


IRL is now Izod IndyCar Series (IICS). Has been since the reuni.

Vs is now NBC Sports Network (NBCSN)
 
2012-04-22 01:12:05 PM  

GardenWeasel: Vs is now NBC Sports Network (NBCSN)


I read that as New Kids on the Block, Crosby, Stills and Nash.

/I not brain gud today
 
2012-04-22 01:12:59 PM  
WELCOME TO KANSAS RACE FANS AND PARKING EXPERTS!

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Just keeping the good drivers honest and the rest out of the groove until the green flag drops.

Next time its for SERIOUS!
 
2012-04-22 01:13:28 PM  
Go Mark!
 
2012-04-22 01:14:31 PM  

Mztlplx: GardenWeasel: Vs is now NBC Sports Network (NBCSN)

I read that as New Kids on the Block, Crosby, Stills and Nash.

/I not brain gud today


Somewhere in Farkistan, you just gave an idea to next years Grammys production crew
 
2012-04-22 01:16:05 PM  
Dick's nose looks so angry.
 
2012-04-22 01:17:30 PM  
That's it. I'm pulling for the tank to take the checkered.

/it'd make the race more interesting at least
 
2012-04-22 01:17:34 PM  

kteela: Go Mark!


kteela! ! LTNS!
 
2012-04-22 01:18:24 PM  

vegaswench: Dick's nose looks so angry.


It looks angry but that nose is no hero. I think it'll run
 
2012-04-22 01:19:30 PM  
Here we go!
 
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