FARK.com: (7064052) After yesterday's 12+ hours of hockey your liver gets a rest today with just three games: 12:00 (Eastern) The Battle For PA, 3:00 Boston/Washington, & 8:00 LA/Vancouver. All could be elimination games so your liver surrenders anyway

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		After yesterday's 12+ hours of hockey your liver gets a rest today with just three games: 12:00 (Eastern) The Battle For PA, 3:00 Boston/Washington, & 8:00 LA/Vancouver. All could be elimination games so your liver surrenders anyway (tsn.ca)		103
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Gawdzila		2012-04-22 11:55:15 PM

2 votes:

Tornado of Zoo Animals		2012-04-22 10:58:16 PM

2 votes:

From everyone in Canada outside of B.C., thank you

eddievercetti		2012-04-22 10:54:34 PM

2 votes:

craigzy		2012-04-22 10:34:16 PM

2 votes:

IS TIME FOR HOCKEY TIME OVER AGAIN I LOVE img502.imageshack.us

ununcle		2012-04-22 04:54:13 PM

2 votes:

An in unusuall turn of events Semin takes a shot to the face.

4NSpy		2012-04-22 04:53:44 PM

2 votes:

Smiths		2012-04-22 02:54:55 PM

2 votes:

cptjeff		2012-04-22 02:54:55 PM

2 votes:

Despite that goal, I think this M. T. Knett guy has a better GAA than Fleury.

Donnchadha		2012-04-22 02:34:55 PM

2 votes:

Time Traveling Bunnies: gretzkyscores: What's the over/under on whether the pens refuse to shake hands again like after the winter classic?

/poor sportsmanship sucks

how.... how could you make that an over/under?

Currently the over/under is blue, but I think it'll be papayas, so I'll take the under

Smiths		2012-04-22 02:30:14 PM

2 votes:

Time Traveling Bunnies		2012-04-22 02:22:16 PM

2 votes:

vegaswench: Time Traveling Bunnies: My Carcillo loving friend just texted me "What time is puck drop?"

2 hours ago numbnuts

Carcillo fans: raising the bar every day.

Haha. Just searched for a funny Carcillo pic and this old fark gem popped up

i302.photobucket.com

mjones73		2012-04-22 01:43:32 PM

2 votes:

Anyone post this?

i10.photobucket.com

4NSpy		2012-04-22 11:08:13 PM

1 votes:

ytterbium: desertgeek: Damn spell fail. Stoll wins it.

West Round 2 matchups:

St. Louis vs Los Angeles
Nashville vs Phoenix/Chicago winner.

Sweetness. I love STL/LA, riveting games all year.

Final score of game 1

Kings: 0
Blues: -1

4NSpy		2012-04-22 10:56:41 PM

1 votes:

Lounge would have saved that.

eddievercetti		2012-04-22 10:56:03 PM

1 votes:

Zoidfarb		2012-04-22 10:54:02 PM

1 votes:

I have an idea for the arena banner next season.

Miramichou		2012-04-22 10:46:17 PM

1 votes:

Van -- Linden
Kings -- Gretzky

/ what?

Wingnutwillie		2012-04-22 10:45:07 PM

1 votes:

LA- Pancakes
Van- Guzzler

paj		2012-04-22 10:39:14 PM

1 votes:

RminusQ		2012-04-22 10:37:05 PM

1 votes:

LOL, one of the CBC analysts literally reading a pointless stat off of his cell phone.

caira		2012-04-22 10:33:11 PM

1 votes:

And by the grace and blessings of Our Lady of the Mastodons, we have BONUS HOCKEY!

Fubegra		2012-04-22 10:29:08 PM

1 votes:

rhiannon: Silvara: Jesus, he dropped his stick again?

Hmm, I wonder. Would Jesus need a stick?

I think He has had enough of lumber.

Fubegra		2012-04-22 10:20:06 PM

1 votes:

paj: Getcherheadupbud.

Whadabadamphud.

Dougie AXP		2012-04-22 09:59:39 PM

1 votes:

Smiths: damn. 0 goals in 87 mins.

they need to rodney king this period

DUDE!

too soon.

Vangor		2012-04-22 09:43:11 PM

1 votes:

The Predators and the Kings are basically the same team. Rinne is Quick, and Kopitar is Weber. Think they might meld into one another ala Timecop if they meet.

Polish Hussar		2012-04-22 09:42:26 PM

1 votes:

Intermission entertainment - "House of Freakazoid"

rhiannon		2012-04-22 09:35:55 PM

1 votes:

bobbette: Hold up. Both my parents are Habs fans, I'm a Habs fan

Listen up people. just say no to child abuse.

Gawdzila		2012-04-22 09:27:52 PM

1 votes:

eddievercetti: [yaletown.ca image 413x297]

Ok, I hate them but this is funny.

The Green Men are lame, I'd rather see this (NSFW!) in the penalty box.

Dougie AXP		2012-04-22 09:26:25 PM

1 votes:

Fubegra: Mole Man: bobbette: I don't own any jerseys because I don't wear them (vanity! They don't look that great on women, they're giant and baggy.) However, for historical purposes, I'd like to own a Maurice Richard #9 jersey and one of these:

[www.icethetics.info image 300x300]

Not to mention, a Flying V. Ugliest jersey in NHL history? Maybe? But I LOVE it.

[t3.gstatic.com image 230x219]

A challenger appears!

/link is hot but not in a what the h e double hockey sticks were they thinking?

Then again, there's always the Buffalo Slug.

BUFFASLUG!!!

2.bp.blogspot.com

FastJeff		2012-04-22 09:23:20 PM

1 votes:

change1211: vegaswench: bobbette: FastJeff: Hate HATE those farking green guys. I wish for somebody to throw gasoline on them and light them on fire.

Sully and Force are legends. Hush.

I'm with Jeff. they're annoying.

But I can't imagine you want them to die, do you?

Hey! I didn't say I wanted them to die. Just to be on fire. For a little while.

vegaswench		2012-04-22 09:11:49 PM

1 votes:

Dougie AXP: Wait, Loungo isn't playing?

How drunk are you?

4NSpy		2012-04-22 09:06:42 PM

1 votes:

NixGeek: Mole Man: Hey that 25 years of Fox shows, any mention of the glowing puck at all?

I miss the glowing puck :)

keep drinking, everything will glow.

eddievercetti		2012-04-22 08:12:24 PM

1 votes:

Silvara: I am really sick of this bud light dog commercial.

They rescued the dog...only to be the guys slave, what's up with that?

Silvara		2012-04-22 07:28:23 PM

1 votes:

rhiannon: ontariolightning: Bruins fans whine as much as canucks & pens fans

So, hardly at all then compared to Canadiens fans.

Hey now, us Habs fans haven't been whining at all. And some of us do have teams we also follow in the playoffs.

Donnchadha		2012-04-22 06:24:39 PM

1 votes:

ununcle: Segin Played Coltby like a piano.

Smiths' gifs have been affecting me too much -- I read that as "Seguin played Crosby like a potato"

9beers		2012-04-22 06:24:01 PM

1 votes:

Another failure for Obama.

Smiths		2012-04-22 06:00:08 PM

1 votes:

soopey		2012-04-22 05:59:35 PM

1 votes:

Bonus hockey.

robsul82		2012-04-22 05:54:40 PM

1 votes:

fatalvenom		2012-04-22 05:46:00 PM

1 votes:

4NSpy		2012-04-22 05:44:02 PM

1 votes:

robertus: I fear that Ice Cube vs. Coors Light might end up as this generation's Biggie vs. Tupac.

Hologram Coors Light in 15 years is going to be crazy.

FiendishFellow05		2012-04-22 05:33:09 PM

1 votes:

LET'S GO BRUINS!

4.bp.blogspot.com

soopey		2012-04-22 05:29:38 PM

1 votes:

Polish Hussar: soopey: If I drink enough and the Bruins give me a heart attack, all the beer is like taking a few aspirin right? Thins the blood right out?

I could text my sister-in-law to find out (my brother married a medical examiner)

Thanks for the thought. The Mrs. is a PT and just gave me the "Wow, I'm going to punch you in the face" face after I read that post to her.

FiendishFellow05		2012-04-22 05:05:45 PM

1 votes:

PredDawg8		2012-04-22 05:02:13 PM

1 votes:

For those curious, here is the rule for: "Premature Substitution". (Tee hee.)

Oh look. Tie game.

soopey		2012-04-22 05:01:45 PM

1 votes:

RsquaredW: And that's why you don't dive, Marchand.

Refs need to pull the penis out of their eye sockets.

Sargun		2012-04-22 05:01:03 PM

1 votes:

Donnchadha		2012-04-22 04:56:07 PM

1 votes:

I guess the Caps can't have too much man, even if they try extra hard?

They've got pills for that these days

mootmah		2012-04-22 04:54:39 PM

1 votes:

Apparently the zebras like having that much man

fatalvenom		2012-04-22 04:47:20 PM

1 votes:

geom_00		2012-04-22 04:42:14 PM

1 votes:

I STILL say the best announcer-ism was in DC a couple of years ago, during the Pens/Caps series.

"He hasn't scored a goal in so long he needs a Sherpa to help him find the net"

Donnchadha		2012-04-22 04:38:47 PM

1 votes:

RsquaredW: Hey Emrick, the Caps' players have names too!

Yeah, but the FCC would get all flustered and stern if he were to say "Jackass with the puck. Passes to Dickhead who shoots and Farkwad can't bury the rebound!"

Smiths		2012-04-22 04:19:44 PM

1 votes:

getting sick of her

she makes me post that.

stupid verizon biatch. go into a 2 year contract just cuz phone is under 80 bucks.

FastJeff		2012-04-22 04:16:50 PM

1 votes:

Huh... Chimera wears a helmet under his scalp by the looks of it.

Smiths		2012-04-22 04:01:49 PM

1 votes:

i'm gonna just shoot this right into Tim Thomas. I bet he's really a hologram like Tupac, so this should just go right through him

yookaloco		2012-04-22 03:56:25 PM

1 votes:

Smiths: netweavr: Clean like Smiths' anus

i wish.

netweavr: Holtby needs to put on a mask, because he's the alter-ego of Batman.

uncle soondead: Green tied this up like the12 year old in my basement.

seoulbeats.com

WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS THREAD!??!

Smiths		2012-04-22 03:54:17 PM

1 votes:

you use your stick like that and semin comes out for 2 minutes.

4NSpy		2012-04-22 03:45:25 PM

1 votes:

I haven't seen Thomas that upset since Glen Beck was taken off the air.

uncle soondead		2012-04-22 03:42:51 PM

1 votes:

Green tied this up like the12 year old in my basement.

Smiths		2012-04-22 03:37:51 PM

1 votes:

wow.

patience.

Smiths		2012-04-22 03:17:11 PM

1 votes:

Pierre just likes touching men

4NSpy		2012-04-22 03:09:50 PM

1 votes:

Thomas was undefeated in elimination games last year?

i.imgur.com

LineNoise		2012-04-22 03:01:46 PM

1 votes:

Oh, GOLF next week......I'm sorry, I thought I heard you say you were playing hockey next week.

Dougie AXP		2012-04-22 02:59:26 PM

1 votes:

Giroux looks like he could be Forsebergs kid or stunt double

Dougie AXP		2012-04-22 02:57:31 PM

1 votes:

During the handshakes they focused on Crosby shaking hands and I mentally inserted every Flyer player telling Crosby that "one potato" "two potato" "three potato"....

AKTurkey		2012-04-22 02:52:53 PM

1 votes:

Piizzadude		2012-04-22 02:51:18 PM

1 votes:

vegaswench: Piizzadude: Imagine the storyline of a Philly/PHX matchup...bryz comes back...

It's got promise, but I'd take Smith over Bryz lately.

My ideal finals: Phoenix or Nashville versus Florida, just to see the veins in the Bettman's neck pop out.

PHX getting there would cause him to have a blood vessel pop in his little brain

iamokwiththis.jpg

Time Traveling Bunnies		2012-04-22 02:34:07 PM

1 votes:

LineNoise: little known fact. That black kid in the minivan was Wayne Simmonds before he started his hockey career.

So why wasn't he sitting penalty box?

Dougie AXP		2012-04-22 02:26:38 PM

1 votes:

Smiths: Philly just playing insanely safe hockey.

ooh down goes Neal.

no call on it. but ooh... people keeping theyz cool.

Philly should just score again. because i'm drinking and it's only 2:30.. and i started at 1:30.

ffft....lightweight...drunken painting...that's where it's at...can't wait to see what the kitchen looks like tomorrow...lol

Frozen_Puck		2012-04-22 02:21:30 PM

1 votes:

Smiths: hahahaha

[i.imgur.com image 639x351]

LOL, farking hilarious man! I always wonder why 1 black kid is stuck in a car full of white people going on a vacation every time I see that commercial.

This is just as good, if not better, than your Risa, ROR pic. :-)

AdmirableSnackbar		2012-04-22 02:20:05 PM

1 votes:

2wolves: Even ~~Ray Charles~~ Anne Frank wouldn't have missed that slash.

FTFY

2wolves		2012-04-22 02:18:27 PM

1 votes:

Even Ray Charles wouldn't have missed that slash.

Time Traveling Bunnies		2012-04-22 02:18:25 PM

1 votes:

My Carcillo loving friend just texted me "What time is puck drop?"

2 hours ago numbnuts

Renegade Pervert		2012-04-22 02:17:39 PM

1 votes:

NixGeek: Renegade Pervert: NixGeek: Renegade Pervert: Frozen_Puck: Renegade Pervert: Smiths: LeTang always reminds me of Liu Kang for some reason.

Pittsburgh, like geom_00, wants too many men

[thesportsmole.files.wordpress.com image 500x370]

So is this TOO MUCH MAN thing a photoshop, or did FSN Pittsburgh really fark this up one time and it was live on TV like that??

/obviously wasn't there
//have been wondering for a little while now

Real

Holy crap, that's a bad video.

Upon re-watching it yes it is, I thought my laptop froze... Well I'm still maintaining it is real, since it was on the internet.

Its real to me, too. Here we go... let's gather around and watch the pens watch the flyers play hockey.

Good plan

Smiths		2012-04-22 02:15:25 PM

1 votes:

hahahaha

Renegade Pervert		2012-04-22 02:12:12 PM

1 votes:

NixGeek: Renegade Pervert: Frozen_Puck: Renegade Pervert: Smiths: LeTang always reminds me of Liu Kang for some reason.

Pittsburgh, like geom_00, wants too many men

[thesportsmole.files.wordpress.com image 500x370]

So is this TOO MUCH MAN thing a photoshop, or did FSN Pittsburgh really fark this up one time and it was live on TV like that??

/obviously wasn't there
//have been wondering for a little while now

Real

Holy crap, that's a bad video.

Upon re-watching it yes it is, I thought my laptop froze... Well I'm still maintaining it is real, since it was on the internet.

cptjeff		2012-04-22 02:12:00 PM

1 votes:

ontariolightning: NHL fans arent as religious as NFL fans..

During the second intermission, let us open our hymnals to "The good old hockey game".

Let us pray.

By the Light of Don Cherry, and in the hopes that Syd Howe may rise again...

geom_00		2012-04-22 01:54:27 PM

1 votes:

PredDawg8: How are they up 4-1, then?

We have them JUST where we want them??

/Sigh

Smiths		2012-04-22 01:50:34 PM

1 votes:

wow

"nickelback... proud partner of the NHL"

i didn't need to hear that.

Time Traveling Bunnies		2012-04-22 01:49:34 PM

1 votes:

yookaloco: And I kinda miss Carcillo

Finally got my old roommate into hockey last year and he chose Philly as his team and Carcillo as his favorite player.

A week later Carcillo was a Hawk.

yookaloco		2012-04-22 01:40:40 PM

1 votes:

Dougie AXP: Ok, we got a 3 goal lead.

$5000 to the first flyer to decapitate Crosby.

$10,000 for Neal.

www.djbobbytrends.com

Awwwww No. Not that shiat again.

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers		2012-04-22 01:38:22 PM

1 votes:

Nice job today

KarlMaldensNose		2012-04-22 01:36:58 PM

1 votes:

netweavr: Fleury just kinda pooped that one in.

OK puck is coming out.

Dougie AXP		2012-04-22 01:35:10 PM

1 votes:

THAT GOAL WAS SO WEIRD IT CAUSED MY COMCAST TO FARK UP!

Smiths		2012-04-22 01:29:08 PM

1 votes:

Here's geom_00:

oh and...

geom_00		2012-04-22 01:26:55 PM

1 votes:

Can someone PLEASE release a Bear on the ice???

Renegade Pervert		2012-04-22 01:26:52 PM

1 votes:

3-0 Flyers! Most dangerous lead in hockey!

The Flyers have fallen for the Penguins elaborate trap!

AdmirableSnackbar		2012-04-22 01:13:52 PM

1 votes:

Renegade Pervert: ontariolightning: Renegade Pervert: Frozen_Puck: Silvara: Frozen_Puck: Have any 2 teams ever forgone the final handshake and instead decided to duke it out one final time? If not, can we get it this game? :-)

Well, I think it was the Pens last year that just skated off and didn't even bother with the handshake.

What?! Really? Against Tampa? I don't think I saw the end of that series for some reason...

Winter classic, they just went off the ice.

crosby snubbed more than half the red wings in the hand shake line when he won the cup

Ah yes I remember that one too, Classy.

Oh, give Crosby a break, he even said he was young and immature and has changed.

/Now he's older and immature

bobbette		2012-04-22 01:09:59 PM

1 votes:

ontariolightning: After insulting the way I typed was the kthx supposed to be mockery?

Yes. Indeed, the whole thing was a parody of your posting style. However, I would genuinely appreciate it if you mutilated the English language just a little less.

bobbette		2012-04-22 01:04:52 PM

1 votes:

ontariolightning: Why are people so dejected by blues beating shorks?
shorks were terrible this year and blues will win the cup
and to not watch the games today or even tomorrow cause your team
lost? cant even call yourself a hockey fan if u do that
shame

Listen dude do me a favour okay

try punctuation (can not = can't, apostrophe for a reason)

and line breaks that
makes sense

and spelling out words like "you"

Even if ur typing from a fone? It will make ur posts legible fr ppl with literacy
instead of resembling a series of twitter posts from @CHUCKGRASSLEY

kthx

Donnchadha		2012-04-22 01:04:02 PM

1 votes:

D2theMcV: Every time the announcer mentions Giroux, I keep hearing "grue" and expect to hear him say "_________ has been eaten by a grue."

1.bp.blogspot.com

They mean to eat the Giroux!

D2theMcV		2012-04-22 01:01:50 PM

1 votes:

Every time the announcer mentions Giroux, I keep hearing "grue" and expect to hear him say "_________ has been eaten by a grue."

Dougie AXP		2012-04-22 12:57:57 PM

1 votes:

Smiths: i miss Pennywise :(

I miss your mother.

Time Traveling Bunnies		2012-04-22 12:54:51 PM

1 votes:

Damn, when Briere gets physical you know it's a rough game.

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers		2012-04-22 12:52:26 PM

1 votes:

Some of you Pens fans are as whiny as your team. Jeez

Time Traveling Bunnies		2012-04-22 12:50:43 PM

1 votes:

FastJeff: Cooke has played so smart all year. Perfect time to just forget that Flyers PP has been money.... yep, and there it goes. Good jorb Cooke.

I would never normally defend Cooke, but we probably shouldn't have gotten a PP for that. It looked like Schenn even saw him before the "hit".

Just so everyone knows I'm not defending Cooke, here is one of my favorite photos ever.

www.jtbourne.com

PhDemented		2012-04-22 12:50:13 PM

1 votes:

Did Hartnall E Honda a goal?

www.capcom-europe.com

Smiths		2012-04-22 12:49:15 PM

1 votes:

had to reboot but

good eye on ref not whistling it. thing was loose as geom's mom

Donnchadha		2012-04-22 12:47:29 PM

1 votes:

How didn't they blow that play dead??

Renegade Pervert		2012-04-22 12:37:27 PM

1 votes:

Time Traveling Bunnies: 2wolves: The crowd is at fever pitch already.

Giroux and the crowd were given ecstasy before puck drop.

blogs.houstonpress.com

animesucks		2012-04-22 12:32:02 PM

1 votes:

Donnchadha		2012-04-22 12:17:55 PM

1 votes:

Frozen_Puck: Alright, what do the traffic cone shirts say today? Looks like Laviolette is pointing on the one behind Brian Englom.

"Time for some jam"

I think they're just jelly