FARK.com: (7064052) After yesterday's 12+ hours of hockey your liver gets a rest today with just three games: 12:00 (Eastern) The Battle For PA, 3:00 Boston/Washington, & 8:00 LA/Vancouver. All could be elimination games so your liver surrenders anyway

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		After yesterday's 12+ hours of hockey your liver gets a rest today with just three games: 12:00 (Eastern) The Battle For PA, 3:00 Boston/Washington, & 8:00 LA/Vancouver. All could be elimination games so your liver surrenders anyway (tsn.ca)		2348
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LineNoise		2012-04-22 08:47:35 PM

vegaswench: LineNoise: Show of hands: who else has had an adult beverage in their hand since the start of the flyers game?

Just this one. I'm slackin'.

literally, as soon as I submitted that, I spilled half a rum and coke on myself, and the floor i cleaned in between games. Serves me right.

awesome game going in more important news....

vegaswench		2012-04-22 08:48:46 PM

Damn, ran out of time.

4NSpy		2012-04-22 08:48:48 PM

holy shiat that was close.

wow what an intense period of hockey.

soopey		2012-04-22 08:48:51 PM

Balls! Almost tied!

Frozen_Puck		2012-04-22 08:48:54 PM

Big save by Schneid at the end there!

1-0 after one...

Gawdzila		2012-04-22 08:48:58 PM

eddievercetti: Silvara: Jesus...how many sticks do they go through?

Enough to make a tree cry.

I didn't know carbon composites grew on trees ;)

FastJeff		2012-04-22 08:48:58 PM

I'm watching hockey on CBC and I don't recall hearing any Nickelback at all. Might be because the only one I know for sure is that Saturday Night (is Alright For Fighting).

No goal. Too bad. No chance, fat pants.

NixGeek		2012-04-22 08:49:11 PM

Oh... My....

LineNoise		2012-04-22 08:49:18 PM

soopey: vegaswench: soopey: Drunken grocery shopping ends badly.

I gotta try that one day, but we go too early.

You end up with lots of junk food, bacon, beer, and random condiments. I've never even opened that dill relish. I hate pickles.

When i go to the supermarket drunk, I always end up with a bunch of cleaning supplies. Like, the 18 dollar wipes for your refrigerator don't sound good sober, but when you have a few in you, its all, "DUDE THERE ARE FINGERPRINTS ON MY FRIDGE. THIS CANT STAND."

Gawdzila		2012-04-22 08:49:38 PM

DAMNIT! Great play by Kopi, but too pressed for time :-/

4NSpy		2012-04-22 08:49:39 PM

One thing this series has taught me is that it's impossible to not repeat the name "Scuderi" upon hearing the announcer say it.

Polish Hussar		2012-04-22 08:50:09 PM

Damn, just didn't have enough time on that

Anyway, intermission cartoon: Freakazoid! - "In Arms Way"

vegaswench		2012-04-22 08:50:41 PM

LineNoise: vegaswench: LineNoise: Show of hands: who else has had an adult beverage in their hand since the start of the flyers game?

Just this one. I'm slackin'.

literally, as soon as I submitted that, I spilled half a rum and coke on myself, and the floor i cleaned in between games. Serves me right.

awesome game going in more important news....

Bummer!

4NSpy		2012-04-22 08:50:51 PM

I think that little girl in the commercial has had too much coffee.

LineNoise		2012-04-22 08:50:54 PM

FastJeff: I'm watching hockey on CBC and I don't recall hearing any Nickelback at all. Might be because the only one I know for sure is that Saturday Night (is Alright For Fighting).

Why is there not a HATE button for people?

eddievercetti		2012-04-22 08:50:57 PM

If I want a Taurus, I'll take the SHO.

LineNoise		2012-04-22 08:51:35 PM

Good god what happened to wendy?

eddievercetti		2012-04-22 08:52:30 PM

Dougie AXP		2012-04-22 08:52:43 PM

So...if you already owned your favorite teams jersey, what other jersey would you like?

My short list:

1. Whalers
2. Ottawa city flag inspired jersey
3. Red Wings Winter Classic (Giant ol' english D)
4. Blackhawks Winter Classic

soopey		2012-04-22 08:52:48 PM

LineNoise: Good god what happened to wendy?

She's hot now?

/Would spicy baconator her like no other.

rhiannon		2012-04-22 08:52:53 PM

LineNoise: Show of hands: who else has had an adult beverage in their hand since the start of the flyers game?

Well me but I wasn't watching that game.

Silvara		2012-04-22 08:53:57 PM

4NSpy: One thing this series has taught me is that it's impossible to not repeat the name "Scuderi" upon hearing the announcer say it.

Every time they say Higgins, my husband and I both yell Hiiiiiiiii-gins!

Polish Hussar		2012-04-22 08:54:01 PM

Does anyone else think Henrik Sedin looks like Dr. Krieger's nephew, or is that just me?

Gawdzila		2012-04-22 08:54:44 PM

Intermission...
Screw the Zambonis, they don't have boobs.

thepuckdoctors.com

change1211		2012-04-22 08:55:06 PM

Haha, watched that penalty called for the hit on Brown. Wow. That was a nice neck snap there.

vegaswench		2012-04-22 08:55:41 PM

Dougie AXP: So...if you already owned your favorite teams jersey, what other jersey would you like?

I have one from my team, but I doubt I'd wear any other team's sweater. It would feel too weird, ya know?

FastJeff		2012-04-22 08:55:41 PM

eddievercetti: FastJeff: I'm watching hockey on CBC and I don't recall hearing any Nickelback at all. Might be because the only one I know for sure is that Saturday Night (is Alright For Fighting).

NO! They're Canadians! You brought them here! You must suffer our pain as well!

Also, we have no McGuire on CBC. Life is good.

LineNoise		2012-04-22 08:55:41 PM

Dougie AXP: So...if you already owned your favorite teams jersey, what other jersey would you like?

My short list:

1. Whalers
2. Ottawa city flag inspired jersey
3. Red Wings Winter Classic (Giant ol' english D)
4. Blackhawks Winter Classic

Aside from my various flyers jersey I have:

A whalers jersey
a Devils jersey (don't ask)
A CCCP jersey
Team USA jersey (80s style)

I play in all of the above,so god help your sense of smell if you meet me in public wearing one.

NixGeek		2012-04-22 08:56:00 PM

Gawdzila: Intermission...
Screw the Zambonis, they don't have boobs.

[thepuckdoctors.com image 640x427]
[thepuckdoctors.com image 395x500][thepuckdoctors.com image 428x500]

Ya... well... if they rubbed boobs all over the ice, it'd be hard to play hockey.

change1211		2012-04-22 08:56:34 PM

And wow, that Richardson hit was bad. He left his feet way before the hit and went for the head.

gas giant		2012-04-22 08:56:35 PM

LineNoise: Good god what happened to wendy?

She got into her own product.

Dougie AXP		2012-04-22 08:57:07 PM

vegaswench: Dougie AXP: So...if you already owned your favorite teams jersey, what other jersey would you like?

I have one from my team, but I doubt I'd wear any other team's sweater. It would feel too weird, ya know?

Ok let me rephrase:

Aside from your teams jersey; which jerseys do you find aesthetically pleasing?

vegaswench		2012-04-22 08:57:21 PM

LineNoise: A CCCP jersey

Okay, I'd like to amend my answer: I'd like one of those.

LineNoise		2012-04-22 08:57:30 PM

Gawdzila: Intermission...
Screw the Zambonis, they don't have boobs.

[thepuckdoctors.com image 640x427]
[thepuckdoctors.com image 395x500][thepuckdoctors.com image 428x500]

1.bp.blogspot.com

What does the caption and third picture have in common?

NixGeek		2012-04-22 08:57:55 PM

LineNoise: Dougie AXP: So...if you already owned your favorite teams jersey, what other jersey would you like?

My short list:

1. Whalers
2. Ottawa city flag inspired jersey
3. Red Wings Winter Classic (Giant ol' english D)
4. Blackhawks Winter Classic

Aside from my various flyers jersey I have:

A whalers jersey
a Devils jersey (don't ask)
A CCCP jersey
Team USA jersey (80s style)

I play in all of the above,so god help your sense of smell if you meet me in public wearing one.

got:
1 - Pittsburgh 1990 jersey
2 - Pittsburgh mid 90's jersey
3 - Bruins late 80's jersey
4 - Finnish Team jersey

I would like a Red Wings one.

change1211		2012-04-22 08:58:07 PM

And that's a nice aerial view of Vancouver, I never ever get tired of seeing that.

vegaswench		2012-04-22 08:58:41 PM

Dougie AXP: Aside from your teams jersey; which jerseys do you find aesthetically pleasing?

Ah, okay, besides the CCCP, I've always liked the simple colors of the kings, as it reminds me of my Raiders.

LineNoise		2012-04-22 08:59:18 PM

I actually wouldn't mind a wings jersey. I don't play enough anymore to buy random jerseys though.

Mole Man		2012-04-22 08:59:19 PM

Dougie AXP: So...if you already owned your favorite teams jersey, what other jersey would you like?

My short list:

1. Whalers
2. Ottawa city flag inspired jersey
3. Red Wings Winter Classic (Giant ol' english D)
4. Blackhawks Winter Classic

Have a Whalers, Rockies and North Stars. The Hawks one would be nice, partial to the Maroons and Seals jerseys if I can find them. I still prefer the CCM jerseys.

eddievercetti		2012-04-22 08:59:30 PM

soopey: LineNoise: Good god what happened to wendy?

She's hot now?

/Would spicy baconator her like no other.

I don't think he was talking about her...

2.bp.blogspot.com

He was talking about this one.

i.bnet.com

soopey		2012-04-22 08:59:50 PM

Alright. Time to head to bed. Kings vs Vancouver Diving Sally's will be on in the background.

rhiannon		2012-04-22 08:59:58 PM

NixGeek: Gawdzila: Intermission...
Screw the Zambonis, they don't have boobs.

[thepuckdoctors.com image 640x427]
[thepuckdoctors.com image 395x500][thepuckdoctors.com image 428x500]

Ya... well... if they rubbed boobs all over the ice, it'd be hard to play hockey.

Very true. Nipple gouges in the ice.

Smiths		2012-04-22 09:00:29 PM

ok hockey time. finished that whatevwer i just watched... something on Velocity TV with "Vader's Ride" inside west coast customs.

gotta watch a lotta car things when your missus is a greasemonkey.

eddievercetti		2012-04-22 09:01:40 PM

Guys want explosions?

Do they know I hated Transformers 3?

NixGeek		2012-04-22 09:01:45 PM

rhiannon: NixGeek: Gawdzila: Intermission...
Screw the Zambonis, they don't have boobs.

[thepuckdoctors.com image 640x427]
[thepuckdoctors.com image 395x500][thepuckdoctors.com image 428x500]

Ya... well... if they rubbed boobs all over the ice, it'd be hard to play hockey.

Very true. Nipple gouges in the ice.

LOL.

ytterbium		2012-04-22 09:01:57 PM

LineNoise: Dougie AXP: So...if you already owned your favorite teams jersey, what other jersey would you like?

My short list:

1. Whalers
2. Ottawa city flag inspired jersey
3. Red Wings Winter Classic (Giant ol' english D)
4. Blackhawks Winter Classic

Aside from my various flyers jersey I have:

A whalers jersey
a Devils jersey (don't ask)
A CCCP jersey
Team USA jersey (80s style)

I play in all of the above,so god help your sense of smell if you meet me in public wearing one.

I'd really like a K-Wings jersey, as well as a Western Michigan one.

I have a Blues and a Mizzou jersey. No Blackhawks one, but I have a treasured ballcap that I've had long enough where it fits my head beautifully.

Smiths		2012-04-22 09:02:29 PM

LineNoise: Show of hands: who else has had an adult beverage in their hand since the start of the flyers game?

about someway through first period i went for one.

it's been consistent ever since. but very well paced.

soopey		2012-04-22 09:03:02 PM

Smiths: ok hockey time. finished that whatevwer i just watched... something on Velocity TV with "Vader's Ride" inside west coast customs.

gotta watch a lotta car things when your missus is a greasemonkey.

427's and Three on the tree!

LineNoise		2012-04-22 09:03:20 PM

Oh, and a 'mercks jersey as I get to see a bunch of their games every year.

Renegade Pervert		2012-04-22 09:03:45 PM

Dougie AXP: So...if you already owned your favorite teams jersey, what other jersey would you like?

My short list:

1. Whalers
2. Ottawa city flag inspired jersey
3. Red Wings Winter Classic (Giant ol' english D)
4. Blackhawks Winter Classic

Hmm...Given I'm a Sens fan and don't own their jersey, what you said.

/Haven't had an original thought in 15 years.

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