FARK.com: (7064052) After yesterday's 12+ hours of hockey your liver gets a rest today with just three games: 12:00 (Eastern) The Battle For PA, 3:00 Boston/Washington, & 8:00 LA/Vancouver. All could be elimination games so your liver surrenders anyway

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		After yesterday's 12+ hours of hockey your liver gets a rest today with just three games: 12:00 (Eastern) The Battle For PA, 3:00 Boston/Washington, & 8:00 LA/Vancouver. All could be elimination games so your liver surrenders anyway (tsn.ca)		2348
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Dougie AXP		2012-04-22 02:35:55 PM

Jagr with a very nice "You're not using this, so I'll take it" steal

Piizzadude		2012-04-22 02:36:06 PM

Smiths: gretzkyscores: What's the over/under on whether the pens refuse to shake hands again like after the winter classic?

/poor sportsmanship sucks

they'll shake.

if only to lick the tears off their faces

[i.imgur.com image 220x248]

/still not over
//been a philly fan for too long to declare a 3 goal lead with 9 mins left a sure thing

I don't know I think I would call it over if I wasnt so superstitious

robsul82		2012-04-22 02:36:11 PM

geom_00: Holy HELL Philly has 33 Blocked Shots.

I think THAT is one telling stat...

I was just about to say, lol, that's got to be a big reason why the sexy pick to win the East is going home today.

jennyz		2012-04-22 02:36:13 PM

Smiths: [i.imgur.com image 638x354]

This is why I have you favorited.

FastJeff		2012-04-22 02:36:35 PM

lol
Pens stars REALLY don't want to shoot the puck.

HeathenHealer		2012-04-22 02:36:42 PM

So is Pitt going to start douching it up or will this stay clean??

Donnchadha		2012-04-22 02:36:48 PM

For everybody asking if the Penguins will shake hands --

Dino Cicarelli shook Claude Lemieux's hand

It'll happen. Any bad sportsmanship that might happen will be instigated by the Flyers making unnecessary comments.

Fubegra		2012-04-22 02:37:05 PM

Crowd chanting "Crosby Sucks!"

robsul82		2012-04-22 02:37:07 PM

CROSBY SUCKS chant.

4NSpy		2012-04-22 02:37:09 PM

Time Traveling Bunnies: Jagr has got to be one of the best at protecting the puck that i've ever seen.

He has amazing control and strength when using just one arm.

Dougie AXP		2012-04-22 02:37:14 PM

CROSBY SUCKS chants

Smiths		2012-04-22 02:37:20 PM

So how long till game gets chippy?

3 min warning is still down by 3?

geom_00		2012-04-22 02:37:25 PM

HeathenHealer: So is Pitt going to start douching it up or will this stay clean??

I am hoping it will stay clean....to silence the Flyer crowd with shock.

NixGeek		2012-04-22 02:37:38 PM

What was that chant? "Hockey - ball"?

AdmirableSnackbar		2012-04-22 02:37:42 PM

It is still really weird for me to want to see Jagr score as much as I do while watching a Flyers/Pens game.

Dougie AXP		2012-04-22 02:37:57 PM

4NSpy: Time Traveling Bunnies: Jagr has got to be one of the best at protecting the puck that i've ever seen.

He has amazing control and strength when using just one arm.

Lotta lonely nights playing in the KHL

eddievercetti		2012-04-22 02:38:04 PM

Dougie AXP: CROSBY SUCKS chants

robsul82: CROSBY SUCKS chant.

LET'S GO CROSBY! CROSBY SUCKS!

Fubegra		2012-04-22 02:38:25 PM

Dougie AXP: there's still 9 mins for it to get all hinky

I misread that as "kinky" for a moment.

Frozen Donkey Wheel		2012-04-22 02:39:04 PM

Donnchadha: For everybody asking if the Penguins will shake hands --

Dino Cicarelli shook Claude Lemieux's hand

It'll happen. Any bad sportsmanship that might happen will be instigated by the Flyers making unnecessary comments.

The Penguins are the team that has been making the comments this series, not the Flyers.

NixGeek		2012-04-22 02:39:12 PM

eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: CROSBY SUCKS chants

robsul82: CROSBY SUCKS chant.

LET'S GO CROSBY! CROSBY SUCKS!

That's pretty funny.

9beers		2012-04-22 02:39:15 PM

HeathenHealer: So is Pitt going to start douching it up or will this stay clean??

I certainly hope there are some shanahanigans.

Smiths		2012-04-22 02:39:35 PM

AdmirableSnackbar: It is still really weird for me to want to see Jagr score as much as I do while watching a Flyers/Pens game.

okay glad it's not just me.

never thought i'd be cheering for Jagr in my lifetime.
seriously was wondering when they signed him if it was just so everyone on the Flyers could cockpunch him before the game.

i'd take the money he got for that

"hi, here's a couple mill.... we're just gonna keep you in the locker room and punch your nuts before each game, okay?"

"WHERE DO I SIGN!?!?!"

eddievercetti		2012-04-22 02:39:46 PM

Holy crap, I think I saw the black kid from the Honda ad.

Time Traveling Bunnies		2012-04-22 02:39:55 PM

Fubegra: Dougie AXP: there's still 9 mins for it to get all hinky

I misread that as "kinky" for a moment.

well.... that certainly is one way we haven't seen this series go yet

Piizzadude		2012-04-22 02:40:05 PM

HeathenHealer: So is Pitt going to start douching it up or will this stay clean??

They stopped being douches or did they just learn to cover it better is the question

Donnchadha		2012-04-22 02:40:11 PM

Frozen Donkey Wheel: The Penguins are the team that has been making the comments this series, not the Flyers.

Then you've not been watching the games. The flyers were goading the pens into fights, and it was working, so they kept doing it.

Smiths		2012-04-22 02:41:03 PM

Donnchadha: Frozen Donkey Wheel: The Penguins are the team that has been making the comments this series, not the Flyers.

Then you've not been watching the games. The flyers were goading the pens into fights, and it was working, so they kept doing it.

awww.....
don't worry. you'll find something else to do for the next 48 days.

Piizzadude		2012-04-22 02:41:05 PM

If it does start to get chippy, the Flyers need to stay out of it, they have 3 more rounds to play

mjones73		2012-04-22 02:41:07 PM

Time Traveling Bunnies: Jagr has got to be one of the best at protecting the puck that i've ever seen.

It's the guns that do it...

img.blesk.cz

Time Traveling Bunnies		2012-04-22 02:41:38 PM

haha someone must have told Voracek they were zooming in on Couturier. He slid in perfectly in front of those teeth

Dougie AXP		2012-04-22 02:42:01 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers		2012-04-22 02:42:22 PM

Donnchadha: Frozen Donkey Wheel: The Penguins are the team that has been making the comments this series, not the Flyers.

Then you've not been watching the games. The flyers were goading the pens into fights, and it was working, so they kept doing it.

Yup Voracek totally was over the line when he tried to pick up his glove

ontariolightning		2012-04-22 02:42:23 PM

eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: CROSBY SUCKS chants

robsul82: CROSBY SUCKS chant.

LET'S GO CROSBY! CROSBY SUCKS!

John Cena> crosby

yookaloco		2012-04-22 02:42:50 PM

robsul82: Stupid family obligations, what's going -

Oh, that's a sad look on Crosby's face.

Hey man. I missed the game last night because people took me out for my birthday and UFC. What the hell happened? Why couldn't we score? How was Brodeur?

Time Traveling Bunnies		2012-04-22 02:42:52 PM

mjones73: Time Traveling Bunnies: Jagr has got to be one of the best at protecting the puck that i've ever seen.

It's the guns that do it...

[img.blesk.cz image 480x306]

that is scary awesome

4NSpy		2012-04-22 02:42:54 PM

Dougie AXP: Donnchadha: Frozen Donkey Wheel: The Penguins are the team that has been making the comments this series, not the Flyers.

Then you've not been watching the games. The flyers were goading the pens into fights, and it was working, so they kept doing it.

Did you watch Game 3 in Bizarro world?

i.cdn.turner.com

BIZARRO!

Frozen Donkey Wheel		2012-04-22 02:43:01 PM

Donnchadha: Frozen Donkey Wheel: The Penguins are the team that has been making the comments this series, not the Flyers.

Then you've not been watching the games. The flyers were goading the pens into fights, and it was working, so they kept doing it.

I've been at 2 of the 3 Flyers' home games... I've been watching. Wish I could be there now. Anyway, when I said it's the Pens that have been talking, I meant in the media. I misunderstood your original comment.

geom_00		2012-04-22 02:43:03 PM

I know that there is still 5:30 min to play, but:

LimeNoise, Smiths, Dougie AXP, and all the other Flyer fans.

Congrats on a good, albeit the strangest series I have ever seen.

Still hope the Yotes or Preds win the cup.

/Want more Underwood pics!!

Dougie AXP		2012-04-22 02:43:17 PM

ontariolightning: eddievercetti: Dougie AXP: CROSBY SUCKS chants

robsul82: CROSBY SUCKS chant.

LET'S GO CROSBY! CROSBY SUCKS!

John Cena> crosby

I certainly hate Cena a LOT less than Crosby...I at least respect Cena as a person. The only thing I respect about Crosby is his talent. Everything else about him screams douchebag

NixGeek		2012-04-22 02:43:32 PM

Link

2wolves		2012-04-22 02:43:34 PM

Smiths: awww.....
don't worry. you'll find something else to do for the next 48 days.

I could go back to ragging on your sorry ass, but you're just not worth it.

4NSpy		2012-04-22 02:44:19 PM

5 Minutes, stand tall goalies.

Silvara		2012-04-22 02:44:20 PM

Frozen_Puck: You might hate him more if you followed his entire career. Some do, others don't. Like I said, he definitely has a nasty side, got suspended during their Cup run year for trying to murder a Red Wing (forget who) head first into the boards. I think during that same run he got suspended in a different series for stepping on a guy's leg with his skate blade after he had thrown him down on the ice.

Yeesh. Yeah, I'd hate him more.

_{/laundry break that went wayyyy over apparently}

Smiths		2012-04-22 02:44:36 PM

Neal just went

"I'M fLYING!!!!" and jumped off the ice.

good non-call, that was funny.

FastJeff		2012-04-22 02:44:57 PM

....nooooot looking too good for the Pens...

Long ass summer coming up, play the Neal line for 4 straight. Send Crosby and Malkin to the showers.

Time Traveling Bunnies		2012-04-22 02:45:14 PM

geom_00: I know that there is still 5:30 min to play, but:

LimeNoise, Smiths, Dougie AXP, and all the other Flyer fans.

Congrats on a good, albeit the strangest series I have ever seen.

Still hope the Yotes or Preds win the cup.

/Want more Underwood pics!!

I only hope our next opponents fans are remotely as classy...

Renegade Pervert		2012-04-22 02:45:46 PM

4NSpy: Dougie AXP: Donnchadha: Frozen Donkey Wheel: The Penguins are the team that has been making the comments this series, not the Flyers.

Then you've not been watching the games. The flyers were goading the pens into fights, and it was working, so they kept doing it.

Did you watch Game 3 in Bizarro world?

[i.cdn.turner.com image 400x300]

BIZARRO!

I'M HELPING!! I'M HELPING!!!

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers		2012-04-22 02:45:55 PM

Crosby has been silent.

Dougie AXP		2012-04-22 02:45:57 PM

Ok, people, I think I'm going crazy but when Giroux has his beard growing I think he resembles a very young Forseberg (just on looks, that's all im saying)

and WE DON'T LIKE YOU

fire4418		2012-04-22 02:45:59 PM

Well unless something drastic happens in the last few minutes it'll be over for the pens But on the bright side you'll be able to get your pens gear half off tomorrow

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