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(TSN)   After yesterday's 12+ hours of hockey your liver gets a rest today with just three games: 12:00 (Eastern) The Battle For PA, 3:00 Boston/Washington, & 8:00 LA/Vancouver. All could be elimination games so your liver surrenders anyway   (tsn.ca) divider line 2348
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paj
2012-04-22 10:17:44 PM  
Getcherheadupbud.
 
2012-04-22 10:17:49 PM  
Haha BOOM! Nice hit XD
 
2012-04-22 10:18:21 PM  
Wow, that King was in the air. That would have been a bad charge.
 
2012-04-22 10:19:10 PM  

paj: Add that to the list of things not to GIS - "squeezed off"


And "Pink Sock"
 
2012-04-22 10:19:23 PM  

caira: . . . okay, I know "slut" means "finished" in Swedish and I shouldn't giggle when they print the word on box scores on my dodgy Intarweb stream. But then they go and show a "målliga slutspel" in the game break and . . . dammit, I'm only human!

(apparently it's a table of the top postseason goal scorers . . . so what makes them sluts in Sweden? No, I'm not going to GIS to find out . . . )


If you can get a Canadian proxy, most of the games are broadcast live on CBC's website. It's much higher quality than Viasat hockey.
 
2012-04-22 10:19:34 PM  
This is some wide open crazy hockey.
 
2012-04-22 10:19:41 PM  
Where are the giant red-headed twins?
 
2012-04-22 10:20:06 PM  

paj: Getcherheadupbud.


Whadabadamphud.
 
2012-04-22 10:20:55 PM  
I swear, the fact that the camera crews don't show the benches during most line changes is like the lamest magic trick ever. Two years watching hockey and I only just figured out that was why sometimes you don't see many forecheckers on a breakaway. (Thank you, CBC, commentators.)
 
paj
2012-04-22 10:21:16 PM  

caira: . . . okay, I know "slut" means "finished" in Swedish and I shouldn't giggle when they print the word on box scores on my dodgy Intarweb stream. But then they go and show a "målliga slutspel" in the game break and . . . dammit, I'm only human!

(apparently it's a table of the top postseason goal scorers . . . so what makes them sluts in Sweden? No, I'm not going to GIS to find out . . . )


If you'd rather have english commentary, this one: Link is the CBC feed, about 20s behind my TV
 
2012-04-22 10:21:34 PM  
Man, this period is really back and forth.
 
2012-04-22 10:21:46 PM  

paj: Add that to the list of things not to GIS - "squeezed off"


img850.imageshack.us

This happy fellow greeted me. Luckily, safe search was on I guess.
 
2012-04-22 10:21:59 PM  

bobbette: caira: . . . okay, I know "slut" means "finished" in Swedish and I shouldn't giggle when they print the word on box scores on my dodgy Intarweb stream. But then they go and show a "målliga slutspel" in the game break and . . . dammit, I'm only human!

(apparently it's a table of the top postseason goal scorers . . . so what makes them sluts in Sweden? No, I'm not going to GIS to find out . . . )

If you can get a Canadian proxy, most of the games are broadcast live on CBC's website. It's much higher quality than Viasat hockey.


But my sluts in Sweden . . .
 
2012-04-22 10:22:21 PM  

caira: I swear, the fact that the camera crews don't show the benches during most line changes is like the lamest magic trick ever. Two years watching hockey and I only just figured out that was why sometimes you don't see many forecheckers on a breakaway. (Thank you, CBC, commentators.)


aghahahah

it's okay. i learned hockey from NHL 93 on Sega Genesis. always turned off line changes because i didn't get it and frankly i hated the popup menu coming up after every whistle and not knowing why my players were going slowly.

then once i figured out more of this stuff i was like OH HELL YEAH I WANNA EDIT MY LINES ROEN"ICK BABY!
 
2012-04-22 10:23:05 PM  
end to end to end to end
 
2012-04-22 10:23:58 PM  

RminusQ: end to end to end to end


but enough about the train we ran on your mom...
 
2012-04-22 10:24:08 PM  

caira: bobbette: caira: . . . okay, I know "slut" means "finished" in Swedish and I shouldn't giggle when they print the word on box scores on my dodgy Intarweb stream. But then they go and show a "målliga slutspel" in the game break and . . . dammit, I'm only human!

(apparently it's a table of the top postseason goal scorers . . . so what makes them sluts in Sweden? No, I'm not going to GIS to find out . . . )

If you can get a Canadian proxy, most of the games are broadcast live on CBC's website. It's much higher quality than Viasat hockey.

But my sluts in Sweden . . .


Mmmmm... Swedish sluts...
 
2012-04-22 10:24:12 PM  
holy balls, what kept that out!?
 
2012-04-22 10:24:13 PM  
Holy hell, this is some good hockey.
 
2012-04-22 10:24:35 PM  
Holy crap, and Schneider goes into super goalie mode.
 
2012-04-22 10:24:37 PM  
dear god, this is god damn crazy.
 
2012-04-22 10:24:44 PM  
Damn do you hear the crowd in GM Place Rogers Arena?

Usually the noise in the place doesn't come off so loud on TV.
 
2012-04-22 10:24:45 PM  
Yes, thank you, Kings. More like that, please. Except for the whole Schneider-blocking-it part.
 
2012-04-22 10:24:49 PM  
I almost forgot to breath during all that. Crazy hockey.
 
2012-04-22 10:24:55 PM  
Damn, what action! Can't take your eyes off this game...
 
2012-04-22 10:25:07 PM  
Time to breathe.
 
2012-04-22 10:25:08 PM  
Nice glove! Jeezus.. this game is driving me bonkers.
 
2012-04-22 10:26:34 PM  
This game has been so good that I'd like to see another one.
 
2012-04-22 10:26:40 PM  
This has been a goalie duel more than anything else.
 
2012-04-22 10:27:09 PM  
It still makes me happy to see Lanny, with that moomoomustachioed smile, lift the cup.
 
2012-04-22 10:27:32 PM  
I'm back again...MOAR BONUS HOCKEY?
 
2012-04-22 10:27:58 PM  

Silvara: Jesus, he dropped his stick again?


Hmm, I wonder. Would Jesus need a stick?
 
2012-04-22 10:28:03 PM  

FastJeff: It still makes me happy to see Lanny, with that moomoomustachioed smile, lift the cup.


Hells ya :)
 
paj
2012-04-22 10:28:07 PM  
Are there a bunch of mask-less Green Men behind Schneider?
 
2012-04-22 10:28:10 PM  
Almost over the glass. Would've been a shiatty ass way to lose the series.
 
2012-04-22 10:28:55 PM  

rhiannon: Silvara: Jesus, he dropped his stick again?

Hmm, I wonder. Would Jesus need a stick?


He'd use one anyway, he's a sporting kinda guy.
 
2012-04-22 10:29:04 PM  

paj: Are there a bunch of mask-less Green Men behind Schneider?


Ice cleaning crew wearing green shirts
 
2012-04-22 10:29:08 PM  

rhiannon: Silvara: Jesus, he dropped his stick again?

Hmm, I wonder. Would Jesus need a stick?


I think He has had enough of lumber.
 
paj
2012-04-22 10:29:47 PM  

4NSpy: paj: Are there a bunch of mask-less Green Men behind Schneider?

Ice cleaning crew wearing green shirts


Aha, that makes much more sense. Thanks.
 
2012-04-22 10:29:56 PM  

caira: rhiannon: Silvara: Jesus, he dropped his stick again?

Hmm, I wonder. Would Jesus need a stick?

He'd use one anyway, he's a sporting kinda guy.


well, he does have two...
 
2012-04-22 10:30:17 PM  

rhiannon: Silvara: Jesus, he dropped his stick again?

Hmm, I wonder. Would Jesus need a stick?


Would Moses be able to skate, or are his powers restricted to liquid water?
 
2012-04-22 10:30:24 PM  
Whenever the announcers call Lapierre's name I think of this similarly surnamed gentleman
 
2012-04-22 10:30:37 PM  

Fubegra: rhiannon: Silvara: Jesus, he dropped his stick again?

Hmm, I wonder. Would Jesus need a stick?

I think He has had enough of lumber.


Should nail his hands to the damn thi... oh, ummm... nevermind.
 
2012-04-22 10:30:56 PM  
Why god, why, I would just like to go to bed with at least the ability to pass for sober for a change........
 
paj
2012-04-22 10:31:21 PM  

rhiannon: Silvara: Jesus, he dropped his stick again?

Hmm, I wonder. Would Jesus need a stick?


Dunno, but he does have built-in skates.
 
2012-04-22 10:31:30 PM  

craigzy: caira: rhiannon: Silvara: Jesus, he dropped his stick again?

Hmm, I wonder. Would Jesus need a stick?

He'd use one anyway, he's a sporting kinda guy.

well, he does have two...


Now there's a holy relic any church in rural Québec would kill for. "And here we have the Stick of the Son of Man, hewn from the wood of the Holy Cross itself . . . "

Awkward passing there, Kings . . .
 
2012-04-22 10:32:15 PM  
LAK 1-1 VAN (end 3rd)
Overtime game #13!
FYI, the most overtime games in any playoff year was 28 in 1993. Of those, 14 were in Round One.
 
2012-04-22 10:32:33 PM  
Overtime. Oh goodness I can't take this. I'll need to get some more scotch for this.
 
2012-04-22 10:32:36 PM  
BONUS HOCKEY!

i63.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-22 10:32:42 PM  
Going to OT. This should be good.
 
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