FARK.com: (7064052) After yesterday's 12+ hours of hockey your liver gets a rest today with just three games: 12:00 (Eastern) The Battle For PA, 3:00 Boston/Washington, & 8:00 LA/Vancouver. All could be elimination games so your liver surrenders anyway

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		After yesterday's 12+ hours of hockey your liver gets a rest today with just three games: 12:00 (Eastern) The Battle For PA, 3:00 Boston/Washington, & 8:00 LA/Vancouver. All could be elimination games so your liver surrenders anyway (tsn.ca)		2348
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4NSpy		2012-04-22 05:00:56 PM

Nice!

Donnchadha		2012-04-22 05:00:58 PM

Tim "The Whirling Dervish" Thomas can't stop that one

Recoil Therapy		2012-04-22 05:01:00 PM

Wow, good time to tie the game...

Sargun		2012-04-22 05:01:03 PM

9beers		2012-04-22 05:01:11 PM

Suck it Timmy.

RsquaredW		2012-04-22 05:01:19 PM

And that's why you don't dive, Marchand.

FiendishFellow05		2012-04-22 05:01:23 PM

And Boston pays for letting Thomas getting run at over and over and over again. Our D needs to stop playing like chumps.

SevenSeven		2012-04-22 05:01:30 PM

Bruins need to punch a cap in the face the beginning of next period. Period 3 is going to be a doozy.

4NSpy		2012-04-22 05:01:33 PM

Nice dive by Marchand to take himself out of the play

Frozen_Puck		2012-04-22 05:01:39 PM

Time for things to get chippy.

soopey		2012-04-22 05:01:45 PM

RsquaredW: And that's why you don't dive, Marchand.

Refs need to pull the penis out of their eye sockets.

Donnchadha		2012-04-22 05:01:51 PM

This game might get ugly here

FastJeff		2012-04-22 05:01:57 PM

Marchand always has a tough time to get whistles when he's down. Kind of has a history.

PredDawg8		2012-04-22 05:02:13 PM

For those curious, here is the rule for: "Premature Substitution". (Tee hee.)

Oh look. Tie game.

FightDirector		2012-04-22 05:02:16 PM

TIE GAME!

This - this is a good game. There very well could have been an interference call on the Caps on that open-ice takedown of the Bruins player, but I'm willing to let it slide.

Smiths		2012-04-22 05:02:21 PM

soopey: RsquaredW: And that's why you don't dive, Marchand.

Refs need to pull the penis out of their eye sockets.

but it feels so good.

Polish Hussar		2012-04-22 05:02:43 PM

FastJeff: Polish Hussar: FastJeff: Was that a remix of the Saving Private Ryan song? lol

Do you mean a song used in the movie or the Iron Maiden song "The Longest Day?" Or are you thinking of the opening theme from "Band of Brothers?"

I'm not sure, I'd have to hear it again. It just seemed a weird song to remix.
I'm sure it was the song they play when they're driving up to give that nice old lady the news about her sons in Saving Private Ryan.

The scene is at 31:30. The dialogue is a Spanish dub, but the music is the same.

FastJeff		2012-04-22 05:02:51 PM

His wire-fu spin through the air before hitting the ice didn't help either.

FiendishFellow05		2012-04-22 05:02:56 PM

4NSpy: Nice dive by Marchand to take himself out of the play

Did ya miss the blood dripping from his face. That wasn't a dive.

Smiths		2012-04-22 05:02:59 PM

goddamn... japanese language pack takes for fark ever to install on windows 7.

soopey		2012-04-22 05:03:00 PM

Great. Now the refs are going to get all upity.

9beers		2012-04-22 05:03:04 PM

That's a fine example of how playing so far out of the net can backfire.

wooden_badger		2012-04-22 05:03:16 PM

I think the tactic of giving the Bruins Power Failure after Power Failure is a good strategy.

4NSpy		2012-04-22 05:03:29 PM

9beers: That's a fine example of how playing so far out of the net can backfire.

Tires, pumping, yadda yadda.

soopey		2012-04-22 05:03:38 PM

I smell a makeup call.

ununcle		2012-04-22 05:03:46 PM

Nice!!

Donnchadha		2012-04-22 05:03:50 PM

Caps fan in the crowd giving the double bird... awesome!

FightDirector		2012-04-22 05:04:28 PM

Whoops. 4 on 3 for the Bruins.

soopey: Great. Now the refs are going to get all upity.

Good call.

Frozen_Puck		2012-04-22 05:04:38 PM

BOS PP to start the 3rd...

Donnchadha		2012-04-22 05:04:52 PM

They seemed to have forgotten how much time was left in the period

Smiths		2012-04-22 05:04:58 PM

soopey: Great. Now the refs are going to get all upity.

yep.

they not losing their jobs.

INTERNAL MEMO!

robsul82		2012-04-22 05:05:02 PM

2-2 Boston/Washington after 40.

vegaswench		2012-04-22 05:05:05 PM

Whew, that was intense. Can't wait til the third!

RsquaredW		2012-04-22 05:05:08 PM

FiendishFellow05: 4NSpy: Nice dive by Marchand to take himself out of the play

Did ya miss the blood dripping from his face. That wasn't a dive.

Did ya miss the replay where it shows his own stick hitting him in the face? Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

I_Love_Cheesecake		2012-04-22 05:05:33 PM

FiendishFellow05: 4NSpy: Nice dive by Marchand to take himself out of the play

Did ya miss the blood dripping from his face. That wasn't a dive.

He's a Canucks fan.

FiendishFellow05		2012-04-22 05:05:45 PM

wooden_badger		2012-04-22 05:05:49 PM

5 shots in the period? With a 4 minute Power Failure?

The Bruins deserve to lose this one.

FastJeff		2012-04-22 05:06:41 PM

Polish Hussar: FastJeff: Polish Hussar: FastJeff: Was that a remix of the Saving Private Ryan song? lol

Do you mean a song used in the movie or the Iron Maiden song "The Longest Day?" Or are you thinking of the opening theme from "Band of Brothers?"

I'm not sure, I'd have to hear it again. It just seemed a weird song to remix.
I'm sure it was the song they play when they're driving up to give that nice old lady the news about her sons in Saving Private Ryan.

The scene is at 31:30. The dialogue is a Spanish dub, but the music is the same.

Nope, not that song. I know I heard it somewhere before. When Milhouse gets that news from the carnival cruise lines that his parents went missing at sea. Anyways, you're missing a hell of a game, stop listening to anything I say. lol

FiendishFellow05		2012-04-22 05:07:01 PM

I_Love_Cheesecake: FiendishFellow05: 4NSpy: Nice dive by Marchand to take himself out of the play

Did ya miss the blood dripping from his face. That wasn't a dive.

He's a Canucks fan.

Ah, well, I can see his frustration, since his team is on the verge of elimination too.

Polish Hussar		2012-04-22 05:07:43 PM

2nd intermission entertainment: Animaniacs - "Jokahontas"

WonderPaul		2012-04-22 05:07:48 PM

Donnchadha: Caps fan in the crowd giving the double bird... awesome!

Ha! I saw that too. Confirmed Double-Deuce spotting

4NSpy		2012-04-22 05:09:39 PM

I_Love_Cheesecake: FiendishFellow05: 4NSpy: Nice dive by Marchand to take himself out of the play

Did ya miss the blood dripping from his face. That wasn't a dive.

He's a Canucks fan.

Yeah, he was so hurt that he was out on the 4-on-3 powerplay right after. Poor guy.

robsul82		2012-04-22 05:10:50 PM

James Harden, the Thunder player on the receiving end of Artest's elbow, has a concussion and won't return.

Back to hockey.

JT_Goalie		2012-04-22 05:10:54 PM

9beers: That's a fine example of how playing so far out of the net can backfire.

TT had the shooter...there was another D-man back who was supposed to keep that pass from getting through but only half-assed it

fatalvenom		2012-04-22 05:10:58 PM

At my buddies house who is a Bruins fan, he just called Marshmont "marshmellow, because he's farking soft"

Lol.

meddleRPI		2012-04-22 05:11:04 PM

The officiating in this postseason is worse than the umpiring in the MLB playoffs a few years ago.

What a farking joke.

swahnhennessy		2012-04-22 05:11:22 PM

This intermission team might be worse than NBC's.

4NSpy		2012-04-22 05:11:50 PM

JT_Goalie: 9beers: That's a fine example of how playing so far out of the net can backfire.

TT had the shooter...there was another D-man back who was supposed to keep that pass from getting through but only half-assed it

CBC is showing how Seidenberg broke his skate blade on that play, but it was the other D man who blew his positioning.

jaylectricity		2012-04-22 05:12:06 PM

RsquaredW: FiendishFellow05: 4NSpy: Nice dive by Marchand to take himself out of the play

Did ya miss the blood dripping from his face. That wasn't a dive.

Did ya miss the replay where it shows his own stick hitting him in the face? Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

What difference does it make how he got hurt? You get hurt, you go down. He stayed down for maybe one second? Two?

I was pissed at him too, but if got hurt he got hurt.