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(Ace Showbiz)   Carey Mulligan, Moviestar, Marries Marcus Mumford, Musician. Mergers make much more money, methinks   (aceshowbiz.com) divider line 47
    More: Spiffy, Carey Mulligan, Mumford and Sons, movie stars, Colin Firth, marriage vows, Jake Gyllenhaal, Shia Labeouf, English  
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3369 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 22 Apr 2012 at 1:05 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-04-22 01:07:55 AM
Marriage may last minutes, milliseconds.
 
2012-04-22 01:14:56 AM
Awww hell, here come the Sally Sparrow wankers.
 
Skr
2012-04-22 01:15:09 AM
And suddenly, Banjos.
 
2012-04-22 01:16:09 AM

rickycal78: Awww hell, here come the Sally Sparrow wankers.


And the indie rock hipsters.
 
2012-04-22 01:19:02 AM
I'd complete
 
2012-04-22 01:22:43 AM
She was adorable in Drive. That's all I got.
 
2012-04-22 01:26:10 AM
If Mumford can't get it up on the wedding night, Carey will probably give him a Mulligan.
 
2012-04-22 01:41:25 AM
Marvy.
 
2012-04-22 01:52:04 AM
MYSTERY MAN MUGS MIMES WITH MEAT! MILLIONS MAKE MERRY!


"We bad newspapers live for this kind of thing."
 
2012-04-22 01:52:41 AM

rickycal78: Awww hell, here come the Sally Sparrow wankers.


Sally Sparrow sexfully something something.
 
2012-04-22 02:15:31 AM
Mulligan's mammaries make me moobly.
 
2012-04-22 02:18:15 AM
Magnificent Mental manipulations, Mub- uhm, I mean Subby.
 
2012-04-22 02:24:33 AM

Apos: She was adorable in Drive. That's all I got.


And An Education. But was her or her character underaged in that one?
 
2012-04-22 02:48:38 AM
A la peanut butter sandwiches!

/definitely not obscure
 
2012-04-22 03:34:48 AM
Iterations of illegitimate illiberal illiterates litter an alliterative, illustrative illumination.

That's my prediction.
 
2012-04-22 03:55:22 AM

Ceiling Moran: A la peanut butter sandwiches!

/definitely not obscure



Sesame Street?
 
2012-04-22 05:34:00 AM

Seth'n'Spectrum: Apos: She was adorable in Drive. That's all I got.

And An Education. But was her or her character underaged in that one?


just the character
 
2012-04-22 05:34:05 AM
Amazing.
images.wikia.com

Not quite as amazing, but still pretty good.
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2012-04-22 06:58:51 AM
Sorry folks, but Carey Mulligan looks like Judi Dench's twin sister. She yours, do not want
 
2012-04-22 08:05:14 AM
Umm...make with the Carey pics, fellas!
 
2012-04-22 09:08:54 AM

Apos: Ceiling Moran: A la peanut butter sandwiches!

/definitely not obscure


Sesame Street?


Yup. LonMead posted the picture (Mumford the Magnificent).
 
2012-04-22 09:17:03 AM

fatimcgee: Umm...make with the Carey pics, fellas!


Hmmm....
www.mikenmolly.com No...
www.bestactress.info No...
img1.bdbphotos.com No...
thewifehatessports.com No...
a57.foxnews.com No...
27.media.tumblr.com Ah, there it is...
 
2012-04-22 09:45:59 AM
I'm going to go with, who and who?
 
2012-04-22 09:51:22 AM

grokca: I'm going to go with, who and who?


media.sfx.co.uk
www.thewho.info
 
2012-04-22 10:03:17 AM

rickycal78: Awww hell, here come the Sally Sparrow wankers.


I'd make her blink, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-04-22 10:17:59 AM
Don't do what Donny Don't does......dude.
 
2012-04-22 11:14:30 AM
Marvelous.

Don't buy the "childhood sweethearts" thing, though.
 
2012-04-22 11:18:16 AM

grokca: I'm going to go with, who and who?


You've at least heard of Mumford and Sons, right? They've been somewhat everywhere for about 2 years now.

Mulligan is a multi Academy Award nominated actress... and had an entire Dr. Who episode around her.
iluxurystyle.com

/Correction: 1 time nominated actress, she was robbed of recognition for both Drive and Shame for whatever reasons this past year
 
2012-04-22 11:32:18 AM
/hot
 
2012-04-22 11:46:51 AM

KatjaMouse: grokca: I'm going to go with, who and who?

You've at least heard of Mumford and Sons, right? They've been somewhat everywhere for about 2 years now.

Mulligan is a multi Academy Award nominated actress... and had an entire Dr. Who episode around her.
[iluxurystyle.com image 398x550]

/Correction: 1 time nominated actress, she was robbed of recognition for both Drive and Shame for whatever reasons this past year


Shame was so farking overrated and Mulligan was annoying as fark in it. Just the same old standard indie bullshiat. I now understand why it didn't get any awards. Fassbender was good in it, though, and did his best with the material.

/just saw it last Tuesday so the pain is still fresh
 
2012-04-22 11:54:29 AM
Very good looking, but she gave it up to Shia LeButt. Docked 3 points.
 
2012-04-22 12:57:58 PM

KatjaMouse: grokca: I'm going to go with, who and who?

You've at least heard of Mumford and Sons, right? They've been somewhat everywhere for about 2 years now.

Mulligan is a multi Academy Award nominated actress... and had an entire Dr. Who episode around her.
[iluxurystyle.com image 398x550]

/Correction: 1 time nominated actress, she was robbed of recognition for both Drive and Shame for whatever reasons this past year


Nope and don't recall her.
 
2012-04-22 04:11:31 PM

LonMead: fatimcgee: Umm...make with the Carey pics, fellas!

Hmmm....
[www.mikenmolly.com image 293x450] No...
[www.bestactress.info image 419x462] No...
[img1.bdbphotos.com image 454x409] No...
[thewifehatessports.com image 315x600] No...
[a57.foxnews.com image 640x359] No...
[27.media.tumblr.com image 500x648] Ah, there it is...


More like Probably, Sure why not?, Yes, Yes, DEFINITELY, Yes
 
2012-04-22 06:26:09 PM
I still say she looked her best as Sally Sparrow.
pics.livejournal.com
I'm not a fan of the various pixie-ish short hairstyles she's tried.

More of this:
www.realbeauty.com

No more of this:
img2.timeinc.net

Yeah, she's still cute with short hair, but she's smokin' hot with long hair.
 
2012-04-22 07:24:48 PM

zerkalo: I'd complete


If I know what you mean & I think I do.

/depressing farking movie
 
2012-04-22 07:42:03 PM

JasonOfOrillia: Marriage maintained many minutes.

 
2012-04-22 07:46:07 PM

Saturn5: I still say she looked her best as Sally Sparrow.
[pics.livejournal.com image 554x366]
I'm not a fan of the various pixie-ish short hairstyles she's tried.

Yeah, she's still cute with short hair, but she's smokin' hot with long hair.


I'm with ya. With short hair I always get her mixed up with Michelle Williams.

totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-22 08:32:37 PM

Keizer_Ghidorah: MYSTERY MAN MUGS MIMES WITH MEAT! MILLIONS MAKE MERRY!

"We bad newspapers live for this kind of thing."


I see what you did there and I approve.

images.eonline.com
 
2012-04-22 08:42:28 PM

grokca: I'm going to go with, who and who?


Most folks would google Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford rather than put their oun lack of knowledge on public display, but then there's you. Hats off to you sir, never stop wallowing in a pool of ignorance!

everydayvenn.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-22 11:46:49 PM
Even if oner were to google both of them, that still wouldn't mean one would necessarily know who either of them are....just sayin.

/have heard of both, but could'nt tell you anything about their respective works/talent/lack thereof
 
2012-04-23 12:08:50 AM

Tyrosine: grokca: I'm going to go with, who and who?

Most folks would google Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford rather than put their oun lack of knowledge on public display, but then there's you. Hats off to you sir, never stop wallowing in a pool of ignorance!

[everydayvenn.files.wordpress.com image 640x521]


The who comment is a short way of saying, "I haven't heard of these people - why is this newsworthy?
 
2012-04-23 06:31:05 AM

fusillade762: I'm with ya. With short hair I always get her mixed up with Michelle Williams.


I'd mix Carey Mulligan with Michelle Williams, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do...

/just got up, and now have to go back to my bunk...
 
2012-04-23 08:02:06 AM

Tyrosine: grokca: I'm going to go with, who and who?

Most folks would google Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford rather than put their oun lack of knowledge on public display, but then there's you. Hats off to you sir, never stop wallowing in a pool of ignorance!

[everydayvenn.files.wordpress.com image 640x521]


redriverautographs.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-23 11:34:58 AM

Tyrosine: grokca: I'm going to go with, who and who?

Most folks would google Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford rather than put their oun lack of knowledge on public display, but then there's you. Hats off to you sir, never stop wallowing in a pool of ignorance!

[everydayvenn.files.wordpress.com image 640x521]


i290.photobucket.com
 
2012-04-23 02:28:32 PM

TheBlackrose: Tyrosine: grokca: I'm going to go with, who and who?

Most folks would google Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford rather than put their oun lack of knowledge on public display, but then there's you. Hats off to you sir, never stop wallowing in a pool of ignorance!

[everydayvenn.files.wordpress.com image 640x521]

[i290.photobucket.com image 413x413]


I just gotta say that I would comfort the 'Welcome to Fark' girl, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
 
2012-04-23 07:47:29 PM

Tyrosine: grokca: I'm going to go with, who and who?

Most folks would google Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford rather than put their oun lack of knowledge on public display, but then there's you. Hats off to you sir, never stop wallowing in a pool of ignorance!

[everydayvenn.files.wordpress.com image 640x521]


Carey Mulligan is not a big name, she's a new 'it' girl. No one has seen her movies. Except for Drive, where she played a mousy, quiet girl.

Mumford and Sons get some airplay in college towns. Everyone thinks they're listening to Flogging Molly.

The only news here is that a hot, young actress married someone that wasn't a Farker.
 
2012-04-23 07:50:31 PM

moothemagiccow: Tyrosine: grokca: I'm going to go with, who and who?

Most folks would google Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford rather than put their oun lack of knowledge on public display, but then there's you. Hats off to you sir, never stop wallowing in a pool of ignorance!

[everydayvenn.files.wordpress.com image 640x521]

The who comment is a short way of saying, "I haven't heard of these people - why is this newsworthy?


Because Mulligan is a hot, jail-bait-looking actress that gets nekkid in movies. And now that she's married the rest of us can continue not ever having a chance with her. Mumford doesn't matter. You've probably heard his music and didn't stop to ask who it was.
 
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