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(The Sun)   35-year-old Milf cries tears of diamonds. The Sun is there, making her eyes all sparkly (w/pic)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 167
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2012-04-21 11:34:43 PM  
She looks all flinty.
 
2012-04-22 12:16:06 AM  
'Milf'? Get a new eye doctor subby.
 
2012-04-22 12:16:22 AM  
Milf

Dude.
 
2012-04-22 12:19:43 AM  
There's low standards and then there's that. For shame, subby.
 
2012-04-22 12:42:35 AM  
Is that Rich Fulcher?

img.thesun.co.uk

www.ohspress.com
 
2012-04-22 12:45:25 AM  
 
2012-04-22 12:47:12 AM  
I concur. Milf is being used way too flippantly these days. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to find some eye bleach.
 
2012-04-22 12:48:02 AM  
To be fair to subby, he might be Scottish.
 
2012-04-22 12:55:45 AM  
When someone offers her cake she declines by saying, "I'd love to but it goes straight to my face."
 
2012-04-22 12:55:54 AM  
She got the derp eye. Don't turn your back on her.
 
2012-04-22 01:11:27 AM  
Joking aside, that sounds incredibly painful. Kidney stones in your eyes. ow.
 
2012-04-22 01:11:48 AM  
HAWT
 
Skr
2012-04-22 01:11:55 AM  
I hear it is just as lovely to piss those out.

remediesforkidneystones.net
 
2012-04-22 01:12:44 AM  
Whar oh Whar !
 
2012-04-22 01:12:56 AM  
images.wikia.com

Knows that feel.
 
2012-04-22 01:13:14 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Joking aside, that sounds incredibly painful. Kidney stones in your eyes. ow.


Her scowling look makes her deserving.
 
kg
2012-04-22 01:13:20 AM  
CURSE YOU SUBBY FOR MAKING ME CLICK
 
2012-04-22 01:13:37 AM  

gopher321: 'Milf'? Get a new eye doctor subby.


I was wonderin'....
 
2012-04-22 01:14:58 AM  
Go fark yourself, subby.

Damnn troll headlines.
 
2012-04-22 01:16:35 AM  
jking1247: I concur. Milf is being used way too flippantly these days. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to find some eye bleach.

Could never figure out why people use eye bleach.

It's already soaked in past your eyes. All you're doing is bleaching the surface.

What you need is

moderateleft.com

It goes in deep to remove the toughest stains.
 
2012-04-22 01:17:33 AM  
Fourth hottest woman in Britain
 
2012-04-22 01:18:05 AM  
i'd hit it
 
2012-04-22 01:18:17 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Joking aside, that sounds incredibly painful. Kidney stones in your eyes. ow.


Not to mention the 'toll' on kidney function (not being flippant, just, they don't define the 'toll').
 
2012-04-22 01:18:26 AM  
Is she that dense?
 
2012-04-22 01:19:15 AM  
img607.imageshack.us

"That's no MILF"
 
2012-04-22 01:19:21 AM  
Anyone clicking a hot girl/Milf story on Fark should know to expect something like this.
 
2012-04-22 01:19:21 AM  
It's Miss Potato head.
 
2012-04-22 01:22:25 AM  

gopher321: 'Milf'? Get a new eye doctor subby.


I think it's one of those really weird Rule 34 things.
 
2012-04-22 01:24:01 AM  
Also

www.thefashionpolice.net
eyebleach

/post more, you lazy bastards
 
2012-04-22 01:26:49 AM  
jolieodell.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-04-22 01:27:51 AM  
How much beer has subby had?
 
HBK
2012-04-22 01:29:00 AM  
Wouldn't those lacerate her tear ducts? I don't think it would look like "beautiful jewels" but more like "disgusting blood covered pebbles."

www.troll.me

/link is hot
 
2012-04-22 01:33:24 AM  

gopher321: 'Milf'? Get a new eye doctor subby.


In fairness, subby never claims anyone but themselves would want to f*ck that.
 
2012-04-22 01:34:27 AM  
approves:

images.wikia.com

/obscure?
/oldskool DQ fans only
 
2012-04-22 01:36:21 AM  
Is Subby Stevie Wonder? Wow. Some kind of ugly.
 
2012-04-22 01:37:22 AM  
If I lose 30 lbs will my face stop sagging?
 
2012-04-22 01:37:29 AM  
More like a MILFF

Mom
I'd
Like to
Flee
From
 
2012-04-22 01:39:07 AM  
Been said already, but I see a pattern emerging...

milf? Oh reilly?
 
2012-04-22 01:39:47 AM  
No thanks, desperatemitter, you can keep that.
 
2012-04-22 01:39:58 AM  

Trolljegeren: Also

[www.thefashionpolice.net image 359x520]
eyebleach

/post more, you lazy bastards


Plastic is eyebleach now?

/too lazy to post a counterpoint
 
2012-04-22 01:40:08 AM  
People, she's English, that's about as Milfy as they get
 
2012-04-22 01:40:49 AM  
www.thegridto.com
 
2012-04-22 01:43:23 AM  

ladyfortuna: Not to mention the 'toll' on kidney function (not being flippant, just, they don't define the 'toll').


That's why they said 'not to mention'. Now you've gone and done in it. Where will it end I wonder?
 
2012-04-22 01:47:43 AM  
Posting "milf" or "hot" in the headline in reference to a chick and linking to a sea turtle is no longer funny. Tell your friends.
 
2012-04-22 01:48:33 AM  
35-year-old Milf

Oh, hahaha, Subby!
It never gets old!
Who is the modtard that keeps approving this shiat?
 
2012-04-22 01:49:40 AM  

Diodorus: Posting "milf" or "hot" in the headline in reference to a chick and linking to a sea turtle is no longer funny. Tell your friends.


It's the new FarkTV.
 
2012-04-22 01:50:50 AM  

nmhansen: Anyone clicking a hot girl/Milf story on Fark should know to expect something like this.


Diodorus: Posting "milf" or "hot" in the headline in reference to a chick and linking to a sea turtle is no longer funny. Tell your friends.


Meh. I'm used to it by now. Blame the mods who green these blatant traps.
 
2012-04-22 01:57:15 AM  
Her husband, Shrek, must be happy.
 
2012-04-22 01:58:11 AM  

Diodorus: Posting "milf" or "hot" in the headline in reference to a chick and linking to a sea turtle is no longer funny. Tell your friends.


I'd be quite happy to see a story here about a sea turtle, false claims of hotness or no.

www.seaturtle-world.com

So tranquil. Makes me happy just to look at it.
 
2012-04-22 02:00:32 AM  

Trolljegeren: Also

[www.thefashionpolice.net image 359x520]
eyebleach

/post more, you lazy bastards


Whew! thanks damn near went blind there.
the nerve of some people eh?
 
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