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2012-04-21 11:13:24 PM  
Meanwhile NK is still futzing with its Dong.
 
2012-04-22 12:37:25 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
"So it's them now?"
"..."
"Go for it!"
 
2012-04-22 12:40:26 AM  
We should have never trusted anyone named Gandhi.

/Operation Smiling Buddha's snazzy underground testing center laughs at your silly Lop Nur tower!
 
2012-04-22 06:47:32 AM  
Yeah, and that "dwarf" missile you giggle at can still Nuke Shanghai and Beijing if those Indians wanted.
 
2012-04-22 06:56:19 AM  
And the Globalist NutJobs rub themselves raw over these two nations...

One cannot feed 98% of their people, the other is afraid that 98% of their people will see something on the internet that accurately describes their government.

Yet they still can play Missle Yahtzee with each other. Great
 
2012-04-22 07:07:00 AM  

UCFRoadWarrior: And the Globalist NutJobs rub themselves raw over these two nations.


www.rentalplus.com.au

Nobody is lauding of these countries, you idiotic Fark IndependentTM cretin.

But by all means, you should keep rubbing yourself raw over strawmen and the failed Cheney administration. Your masturbation is the only thing you and your kind can offer humanity, so go ahead. Knock yourself out.
 
2012-04-22 08:11:03 AM  

UCFRoadWarrior: And the Globalist NutJobs rub themselves raw over these two nations...

One cannot feed 98% of their people, the other is afraid that 98% of their people will see something on the internet that accurately describes their government.

Yet they still can play Missle Yahtzee with each other. Great


And world "leaders" seem to view the arms race as a kind of sport. The average four year old has more sense that these people. Somebody needs to distribute copies of Dr. Suess' Butter Battle Book stat.
 
2012-04-22 08:13:45 AM  
The collected whole: China and India saber-rattling (for what cause? to what end?); China's' communist paper proving to be a capitalist success: it all makes me think I may as well take up drinking.
 
2012-04-22 08:23:24 AM  

Lunaville: The collected whole: China and India saber-rattling (for what cause? to what end?); China's' communist paper proving to be a capitalist success: it all makes me think I may as well take up drinking.


You havent already? What sort of farker are you? Someone get this man a beer
 
2012-04-22 08:31:39 AM  

Trapper439: UCFRoadWarrior: And the Globalist NutJobs rub themselves raw over these two nations.

[www.rentalplus.com.au image 300x252]

Nobody is lauding of these countries, you idiotic Fark IndependentTM cretin.

But by all means, you should keep rubbing yourself raw over strawmen and the failed Cheney administration. Your masturbation is the only thing you and your kind can offer humanity, so go ahead. Knock yourself out.


Gee...I guess you took time from your rat-infested call center job to tell me this?
 
2012-04-22 08:32:43 AM  

Lunaville: The collected whole: China and India saber-rattling (for what cause? to what end?); China's' communist paper proving to be a capitalist success: it all makes me think I may as well take up drinking.


China wants india. India HATES china. They Fought a war with each other in the last 50 years, some of the border is still in dispute, i believe.

Imagine if the entire Central american region teamed up and had invaded the US in the 60s (lets assume the US didn't have Nukes by then, for argument sake) Don't you think a similar relationship would have developed?
 
2012-04-22 08:33:52 AM  

Lunaville: UCFRoadWarrior: And the Globalist NutJobs rub themselves raw over these two nations...

One cannot feed 98% of their people, the other is afraid that 98% of their people will see something on the internet that accurately describes their government.

Yet they still can play Missle Yahtzee with each other. Great

And world "leaders" seem to view the arms race as a kind of sport. The average four year old has more sense that these people. Somebody needs to distribute copies of Dr. Suess' Butter Battle Book stat.


LOL...good one.

The only saving grace for this Commie-CowLover arms race is that Pakistan and North Korea actually have nuclear weapons....even more ridiculous than the China/India waarrgarrbll
 
2012-04-22 08:40:19 AM  

Smoking GNU: Yeah, and that "dwarf" missile you giggle at can still Nuke Shanghai and Beijing if those Indians wanted.


Plus the bigger the missile, the bigger the hangar.
 
2012-04-22 08:41:31 AM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Smoking GNU: Yeah, and that "dwarf" missile you giggle at can still Nuke Shanghai and Beijing if those Indians wanted.

Plus the bigger the missile, the bigger the hangar.


And the easier to shoot down. And more difficult to hide.
 
2012-04-22 09:02:53 AM  

Trapper439: UCFRoadWarrior: And the Globalist NutJobs rub themselves raw over these two nations.

[www.rentalplus.com.au image 300x252]

Nobody is lauding of these countries, you idiotic Fark IndependentTM cretin.

But by all means, you should keep rubbing yourself raw over strawmen and the failed Cheney administration. Your masturbation is the only thing you and your kind can offer humanity, so go ahead. Knock yourself out.


You're a might bit sensitive there, mate.
 
2012-04-22 09:19:18 AM  

Lunaville: The collected whole: China and India saber-rattling (for what cause? to what end?); China's' communist paper proving to be a capitalist success: it all makes me think I may as well take up drinking.


They've had wars in recent history. They still have a major border dispute. Apparently all of Asia is basically a ton of unresolved borders.
 
2012-04-22 09:20:27 AM  

UCFRoadWarrior: Gee...I guess you took time from your rat-infested call center job to tell me this?


Says the man posting from his Mom's basement!

Smoking GNU: China wants india.


That's overstating the case to the point of swallowing Indian propaganda, hook, line, and sinker. There are also parts of China that India wants, but both sides realize that a hot war would be national suicide. If China really "wanted" India, it could have intervened in the wars that led to the creation of Bangladesh: it was a prime opportunity to take down the Indian military while it was fighting on another front and India was not yet a nuclear power at that time.
 
2012-04-22 09:21:52 AM  
Good a high casualty war in the 2 most populous nations is exactly what this planet needs. I hope India bombs the shiat out of Chinese factories, and China bombs all the Indian call centers, if they come to a war.
 
2012-04-22 09:25:30 AM  
Big enough to get The Job done.

/And by "The Job" I mean nuking Shanghai and Beijing.
 
2012-04-22 09:27:48 AM  

CheatCommando: UCFRoadWarrior: Gee...I guess you took time from your rat-infested call center job to tell me this?

Says the man posting from his Mom's basement!

Smoking GNU: China wants india.

That's overstating the case to the point of swallowing Indian propaganda, hook, line, and sinker. There are also parts of China that India wants, but both sides realize that a hot war would be national suicide. If China really "wanted" India, it could have intervened in the wars that led to the creation of Bangladesh: it was a prime opportunity to take down the Indian military while it was fighting on another front and India was not yet a nuclear power at that time.


I might have oversimplified the matter i admit. I was just trying to carry the point across for the entire sabre-rattling situation between the 2 so that everyone would be able to understand it.

/Damn bell curve
 
2012-04-22 09:29:28 AM  

Riche: Big enough to get The Job done.

/And by "The Job" I mean nuking Shanghai and Beijing.


This article makes me wonder if India has purchased cruise missiles or drones or at least designed and built their own.

The socialist Indian government believed there was no way the socialist Chinese government would invade India. Hee hee. What a rude awakening.
 
2012-04-22 09:30:06 AM  

dababler: Good a high casualty war in the 2 most populous nations is exactly what this planet needs. I hope India bombs the shiat out of Chinese factories, and China bombs all the Indian call centers, if they come to a war.


Why do you hate American Industry?
 
2012-04-22 09:34:43 AM  

casual disregard: Lunaville: The collected whole: China and India saber-rattling (for what cause? to what end?); China's' communist paper proving to be a capitalist success: it all makes me think I may as well take up drinking.

They've had wars in recent history. They still have a major border dispute. Apparently all of Asia is basically a ton of unresolved borders.


Blame the Brits, just putting borders all willy nilly.

/and yes it's not that simple...
 
2012-04-22 09:34:51 AM  

dababler: Good a high casualty war in the 2 most populous nations is exactly what this planet needs. I hope India bombs the shiat out of Chinese factories, and China bombs all the Indian call centers, if they come to a war.

 
2012-04-22 09:35:08 AM  

Smoking GNU: I might have oversimplified the matter i admit.


On further reflection, I think the best way to state this is that both China and India need an external distraction from their crushing social problems at home, and they can't use their best customer (us) anymore. We are starting to notice.
 
2012-04-22 09:35:13 AM  

Smoking GNU: TheShavingofOccam123: Smoking GNU: Yeah, and that "dwarf" missile you giggle at can still Nuke Shanghai and Beijing if those Indians wanted.

Plus the bigger the missile, the bigger the hangar.

And the easier to shoot down. And more difficult to hide.


So you're saying that it doesn't matter how big it is, but how you use it? Is that correct?
 
2012-04-22 09:36:30 AM  

dababler: Good a high casualty war in the 2 most populous nations is exactly what this planet needs. I hope India bombs the shiat out of Chinese factories, and China bombs all the Indian call centers, if they come to a war.


Lets try that again.....

i.qkme.me

 
2012-04-22 09:51:20 AM  

dababler: Good a high casualty war in the 2 most populous nations is exactly what this planet needs. I hope India bombs the shiat out of Chinese factories, and China bombs all the Indian call centers, if they come to a war.


Well, that would reduce the amount of manufacturing and service industry jobs being outsourced.
 
2012-04-22 09:53:21 AM  

UCFRoadWarrior: Trapper439: UCFRoadWarrior: And the Globalist NutJobs rub themselves raw over these two nations.

[www.rentalplus.com.au image 300x252]

Nobody is lauding of these countries, you idiotic Fark IndependentTM cretin.

But by all means, you should keep rubbing yourself raw over strawmen and the failed Cheney administration. Your masturbation is the only thing you and your kind can offer humanity, so go ahead. Knock yourself out.

Gee...I guess you took time from your rat-infested call center job to tell me this?


What the fark are you talking about, you farking moron?

I live in a Western country that has a higher standard of living than the US, and which isn't toying with the idea of electing a morally bankrupt party that denies its fellow citizens healthcare and desperately wants to start a war with Iran.

Good luck with that, by the way. You have the word "Warrior" in your handle, so I'm assuming that just like Ted Nugent you've already signed up for the final, bloody assault on Tehran.
 
2012-04-22 10:04:46 AM  

Trapper439: UCFRoadWarrior: Trapper439: UCFRoadWarrior: And the Globalist NutJobs rub themselves raw over these two nations.

[www.rentalplus.com.au image 300x252]

Nobody is lauding of these countries, you idiotic Fark IndependentTM cretin.

But by all means, you should keep rubbing yourself raw over strawmen and the failed Cheney administration. Your masturbation is the only thing you and your kind can offer humanity, so go ahead. Knock yourself out.

Gee...I guess you took time from your rat-infested call center job to tell me this?

What the fark are you talking about, you farking moron?

I live in a Western country that has a higher standard of living than the US, and which isn't toying with the idea of electing a morally bankrupt party that denies its fellow citizens healthcare and desperately wants to start a war with Iran.

Good luck with that, by the way. You have the word "Warrior" in your handle, so I'm assuming that just like Ted Nugent you've already signed up for the final, bloody assault on Tehran.


Ignore UCFRoadWarrior. He's a Freeper frequent flyer and not to be taken seriously. He only runs here in max trolling mode.
 
2012-04-22 10:11:58 AM  
UCFRoadWarrior


*favorited!.
 
2012-04-22 10:13:27 AM  
bye bye "road" warrioororororor..
 
2012-04-22 10:23:14 AM  
Somehow in searching for an image to post, I stumbled across the wikipedia page for the Dong People of China. The entire page is hilarious.

Link

"Many Dong rebellions took place during the Ming and Qing Dynasties, but none of them were successful in the long run."

"the Dong and Han Chinese peoples generally get along well today"

"Traditional Dong religion also makes use of many taboos, omens, and fetishes"
 
2012-04-22 10:34:20 AM  
fark India and China, did you guys read the entire article?

The Pentagon Wages a Propaganda War Against USA Today

In a strange story today, USA Today alleges that in trying to report on a propaganda program carried out by the Pentagon, the Department of Defense waged a separate propaganda program against USA Today reporters Tom Vanden Brook and Ray Locker:

For example, Internet domain registries show the website TomVandenBrook.com was created Jan. 7 - just days after Pentagon reporter Tom Vanden Brook first contacted Pentagon contractors involved in the program. Two weeks after his editor Ray Locker's byline appeared on a story, someone created a similar site, RayLocker.com, through the same company.

The fake sites and Twitter accounts claimed the two reporters were in cahoots with the Taliban among other things. The Pentagon denied it was involved. "I find it creepy and cowardly that somebody would hide behind my name and presumably make up other names in an attempt to undermine my credibility," Vanden Brook said. After doing a little sleuthing, Gawker's John Cook says he discovered the military contractor the Pentagon used to run the misinformation campaign. Why the Pentagon thought this type of thing would deter a reporter is beyond us. If anything, the Pentagon trying to use Twitter to discredit you is just about the most ideal grist for a reporter to use in stories for days, if not weeks.
 
2012-04-22 10:42:52 AM  
OK FINE. I'll do it.


img844.imageshack.us


/MSPaint. Deal with it.
 
2012-04-22 10:43:41 AM  
Chinese foreign policy takes the long view, but they don't seem to grasp the concept that acting aggressive toward your neighbors in an attempt to discourage them from defending themselves has the opposite effect.
 
2012-04-22 11:00:16 AM  

UCFRoadWarrior: And the Globalist NutJobs rub themselves raw over these two nations


Look at him

Look at him and laugh!
 
2012-04-22 11:44:10 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: The Pentagon Wages a Propaganda War Against USA Today


The fark?
 
2012-04-22 11:57:52 AM  
I hate it when my dwarf missile gets laughed at.
 
2012-04-22 01:06:41 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: fark India and China, did you guys read the entire article?

The Pentagon Wages a Propaganda War Against USA Today

In a strange story today, USA Today alleges that in trying to report on a propaganda program carried out by the Pentagon, the Department of Defense waged a separate propaganda program against USA Today reporters Tom Vanden Brook and Ray Locker:

For example, Internet domain registries show the website TomVandenBrook.com was created Jan. 7 - just days after Pentagon reporter Tom Vanden Brook first contacted Pentagon contractors involved in the program. Two weeks after his editor Ray Locker's byline appeared on a story, someone created a similar site, RayLocker.com, through the same company.

The fake sites and Twitter accounts claimed the two reporters were in cahoots with the Taliban among other things. The Pentagon denied it was involved. "I find it creepy and cowardly that somebody would hide behind my name and presumably make up other names in an attempt to undermine my credibility," Vanden Brook said. After doing a little sleuthing, Gawker's John Cook says he discovered the military contractor the Pentagon used to run the misinformation campaign. Why the Pentagon thought this type of thing would deter a reporter is beyond us. If anything, the Pentagon trying to use Twitter to discredit you is just about the most ideal grist for a reporter to use in stories for days, if not weeks.


My, that does seem retarded beyond words, doesn't it?

Like trying to scare a Sea Lion off by throwing fish at them.

The rising China-India tension is no doubt fed by the close in roads the Chinese have made becoming Pakistan's new BFF.

Interesting times.
 
2012-04-22 01:28:30 PM  
Keep the grass trimmed so the trees and missles look bigger.
 
2012-04-22 01:49:15 PM  

AKTurkey: Somehow in searching for an image to post, I stumbled across the wikipedia page for the Dong People of China. The entire page is hilarious.

Link

"Many Dong rebellions took place during the Ming and Qing Dynasties, but none of them were successful in the long run."

"the Dong and Han Chinese peoples generally get along well today"

"Traditional Dong religion also makes use of many taboos, omens, and fetishes"


and at dinner time the whole family says "no more yanky my wanky, the Donger needs food!"
 
2012-04-22 02:07:00 PM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: I hate it when my dwarf missile gets laughed at.


Does it make you all the more determined to have it go off?
 
2012-04-22 02:21:39 PM  

casual disregard: Lunaville: The collected whole: China and India saber-rattling (for what cause? to what end?); China's' communist paper proving to be a capitalist success: it all makes me think I may as well take up drinking.

They've had wars in recent history. They still have a major border dispute. Apparently all of Asia is basically a ton of unresolved borders.


Mostly courtesy of the British Empire pullout, where the Brits established borders that ignored tribal, ethnic, and religious lines as a final 'Fark you! We didn't want to be here anyways!'
 
2012-04-22 02:43:05 PM  
India must be jelly that they don't have a Dong.
 
2012-04-22 03:07:06 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-04-22 03:22:39 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: casual disregard: Lunaville: The collected whole: China and India saber-rattling (for what cause? to what end?); China's' communist paper proving to be a capitalist success: it all makes me think I may as well take up drinking.

They've had wars in recent history. They still have a major border dispute. Apparently all of Asia is basically a ton of unresolved borders.

Mostly courtesy of the British Empire pullout, where the Brits established borders that ignored tribal, ethnic, and religious lines as a final 'Fark you! We didn't want to be here anyways!'


But it's all America's fault, for some reason....
 
2012-04-22 03:54:05 PM  
Sock Ruh Tease:

Oh, he's not doing bad, but he only has 3 advisors. He's missing Columbus... What was he, the Foreign Advisor?
 
2012-04-22 04:29:35 PM  

UCFRoadWarrior: And the Globalist NutJobs rub themselves raw over these two nations...

One cannot feed 98% of their people, the other is afraid that 98% of their people will see something on the internet that accurately describes their government.

Yet they still can play Missle Yahtzee with each other. Great



Yes of course, India has a billion starving people. Dumbass.
 
2012-04-22 05:11:23 PM  
lol.

its bigger than a trident!

So... all articles on that page are about lies.
 
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