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2012-04-22 12:12:41 AM  

3.bp.blogspot.com

What a Jell-O might look like. Link

 
2012-04-22 12:17:49 AM  

basemetal: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 216x320]

What a Jell-O might look like. Link


...I don't think there's room for him.
 
2012-04-22 12:27:14 AM  
Everybody (seemingly) loves Jell-o
 
2012-04-22 12:47:50 AM  
cdn.bimfs.com

FFS, ladies. At least try to wipe some of the cocaine off the table before the interview.
 
2012-04-22 03:10:54 AM  
Not amused:

i212.photobucket.com

/Wants the royalties.
 
2012-04-22 03:50:50 AM  
Hey, I thought we weren't supposed to talk about him.
 
2012-04-22 03:51:45 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: ...I don't think there's room for him.


That's the beauty of the privatized for-profit prison system.

There's always room for Jell-O.
 
2012-04-22 04:05:42 AM  
I'll be in Houston on Monday, wonder if these ladies want to do some not-prostitution. They are good looking enough.
 
2012-04-22 04:10:32 AM  
Has he been putting H. R. Giger pics inside his albums again?

Link
 
2012-04-22 04:18:29 AM  

basemetal: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 216x320]

What a Jell-O might look like. Link


I followed your link and must say I am impressed. Pimps don't often have $1.3m mansions.
He's doing something right (probably not in the moral sense).

I must agree with one of the astute commenters on their website:

"I CANT STAND A WEAK ASS biatch. AINT NO WAY I WOULDA BEEN STRIPPING AND HO'N AND GIVING IT ALL TO ANOTHER MUTHA"
 
2012-04-22 04:38:55 AM  
He's got two L for a double load of pimping goodness..
 
2012-04-22 05:04:08 AM  
Anywhere else in the world he'd be called Jelly and he'd be selling flowers or Origami cranes
 
2012-04-22 05:08:17 AM  
I smell a reality show!

"Jell-Ho's"
 
Skr
2012-04-22 05:15:00 AM  
At first I had thought little Orange Jell-O, and Lemon Jell-O had grown up finally to be industrious citizens.

If this guy *is* pimping, his method of fund pooling seems to be very beneficial for his girls as far as living arrangements. Alone they could maybe get an apartment or small duplex, but together they can live in a mansion.
 
2012-04-22 05:43:40 AM  
Explain to me again why prostitution is illegal. Er... I mean not-prostitution, as in this case ;)
 
2012-04-22 06:19:26 AM  
i solved the case using 2 paragraphs FTA

The women who live with and allegedly work for a man called "Jell-o" say he is not a pimp and they are not prostitutes.

"You all know I'm innocent of these charges. The girls that did this, you're bogus. You know you're wrong for lying," Wallace said.


so he is a pimp and they are prostitutes.
 
2012-04-22 06:22:32 AM  

SpinStopper: Explain to me again why prostitution is illegal. Er... I mean not-prostitution, as in this case ;)


It's not, as long as you film it and put it on the internet.
 
2012-04-22 06:27:14 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2012-04-22 07:41:28 AM  

Ed Finnerty: [cdn.bimfs.com image 432x240]

FFS, ladies. At least try to wipe some of the cocaine off the table before the interview.


Time to open that new keyboard I have stashed away just for comments that totally sends me into fits of laughter causing massive spillage.

/thanks, I need that
 
2012-04-22 07:46:21 AM  
Jell-O - what politicians spines become when money is waved under their noses.
 
2012-04-22 07:56:11 AM  
So that's what he's been up to since je quit the Dead Kennedy's. At least he's making money now...
 
2012-04-22 08:10:06 AM  
Ladies, put doown the JELL-O, let Vanilla Puddin be your daddy instead...

/fine looking ho's
 
2012-04-22 09:23:14 AM  
Lemonjello and Orangejello approve of this thread.
 
2012-04-22 09:34:46 AM  
Shouldn't Jell-O be kept in the cooler?
 
2012-04-22 09:34:47 AM  

Ed Finnerty: [cdn.bimfs.com image 432x240]

FFS, ladies. At least try to wipe some of the cocaine off the table before the interview.


I didnt notice that at first, but that definitely is coke reside on table. No doubt about it.
 
2012-04-22 10:14:30 AM  

God-is-a-Taco: basemetal: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 216x320]

What a Jell-O might look like. Link

I followed your link and must say I am impressed. Pimps don't often have $1.3m mansions.
He's doing something right (probably not in the moral sense).

I must agree with one of the astute commenters on their website:

"I CANT STAND A WEAK ASS biatch. AINT NO WAY I WOULDA BEEN STRIPPING AND HO'N AND GIVING IT ALL TO ANOTHER MUTHA"


According to the article, the house was rented.

Also, one of his "exotic cars" was a Pontiac Fiero modified to look like a Lambo. Seems like he was trying a bit too hard.
 
2012-04-22 10:26:49 AM  
Of course nobody understands. You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
 
2012-04-22 10:41:30 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
Not available for comment.
 
2012-04-22 11:00:42 AM  

The Madd Mann: God-is-a-Taco: basemetal: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 216x320]

What a Jell-O might look like. Link

I followed your link and must say I am impressed. Pimps don't often have $1.3m mansions.
He's doing something right (probably not in the moral sense).

I must agree with one of the astute commenters on their website:

"I CANT STAND A WEAK ASS biatch. AINT NO WAY I WOULDA BEEN STRIPPING AND HO'N AND GIVING IT ALL TO ANOTHER MUTHA"

According to the article, the house was rented.

Also, one of his "exotic cars" was a Pontiac Fiero modified to look like a Lambo. Seems like he was trying a bit too hard.


It's Houston. Car modifications are encouraged.

Living in a rented mansion is a dang sight better than living in an extended-stay motel on the I-45 feeder road with all the other not-prostitutes. The spirit of entrepreneurship warms me with hope for the future. Imagine the entire industry basing its business model upon the wise counsel of Jell-O. The sky's the limit. It doesn't look like there's a single flea on any of those not-prostitutes.

This is actually revolutionary.
 
2012-04-22 11:07:54 AM  
www.ipass.net

What did he do now?

/hot, unlike Jell-o
 
2012-04-22 11:17:57 AM  
I just want to say two things:

1. There is no valid reason that prostitution should be illegal. As long as people are choosing that line of work rather than being coerced (which would be much less likely if it were a taxed and regulated industry), there's no problem.

2. I find it VERY difficult to believe that the ladies in TFA are not hookers.
 
2012-04-22 11:21:28 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Pimpin' ain't easy

GRAB YO biatchES
 
2012-04-22 11:27:15 AM  
www.spfan.nl
 
2012-04-22 11:30:19 AM  
I hes not a pimp, ill eat my (purple cheetah print with the peacock feather) hat.
 
2012-04-22 11:39:44 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.comwww.troll.me
 
2012-04-22 12:02:23 PM  

mojo moon: The Madd Mann: God-is-a-Taco: basemetal: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 216x320]

What a Jell-O might look like. Link

I followed your link and must say I am impressed. Pimps don't often have $1.3m mansions.
He's doing something right (probably not in the moral sense).

I must agree with one of the astute commenters on their website:

"I CANT STAND A WEAK ASS biatch. AINT NO WAY I WOULDA BEEN STRIPPING AND HO'N AND GIVING IT ALL TO ANOTHER MUTHA"

According to the article, the house was rented.

Also, one of his "exotic cars" was a Pontiac Fiero modified to look like a Lambo. Seems like he was trying a bit too hard.

It's Houston. Car modifications are encouraged.

Living in a rented mansion is a dang sight better than living in an extended-stay motel on the I-45 feeder road with all the other not-prostitutes. The spirit of entrepreneurship warms me with hope for the future. Imagine the entire industry basing its business model upon the wise counsel of Jell-O. The sky's the limit. It doesn't look like there's a single flea on any of those not-prostitutes.

This is actually revolutionary.


www.bothteamsplayedhard.net

In a few years, a man like that could become president....

 
2012-04-22 12:10:47 PM  
Stupid anti pimping laws
 
2012-04-22 12:12:45 PM  
My headline was better from last week. Sorry, but the truth hurts.
 
2012-04-22 01:33:50 PM  
www.redbrick.dcu.ie

He'll never be pimp of the year, he aint got no style.
 
2012-04-22 02:10:05 PM  
Just one question for mister Jell-o.
How you make them ho's so loyal?
 
2012-04-22 03:33:02 PM  

stuffy: Just one question for mister Jell-o.
How you make them ho's so loyal?


He didn't tell them who the safe coke dealers were.
 
2012-04-22 06:29:13 PM  
Wow. So Jell-O and his main lady (check out the rough-looking one on the far right) hook up with three midtown coeds with daddy issues and outrageous coke habits. I'm still in awe, I'm sorry. They're like the ho-bag Charlie's Angels and he's their pimp-Daddy Charlie. I wonder if he speaks to them on an intercom from exotic locales, like the beautiful Harris County Resort and Lockup.

I'm fascinated. I admit it.
 
2012-04-22 07:01:48 PM  
Wow, did I ever misspeak. Having watched TFV, make that four beautiful coeds with daddy issues. What I mistook for street skank in the still photo was pure Asian beauty in motion, and I'm hardly gay at all, and almost never sober.

But even I can't help but imagine, when the news crew left, how they gathered around to comfort the poor little one, her shoulders heaving as their eyes and lips gently met. I mean, farkin' cops are just heartless. That poor, poor girl. All alone without Jell-O to guide her through the world.

What a way to pay back daddy for that expensive education and those perfect teeth. I'll bet every one of those Angels, save the Asian, sends a "family" Christmas card home to Dad every year, just to rub it in.

Wonder whose dad blew the whistle on old Jell-O?
 
2012-04-22 09:35:59 PM  
If they let him go, he might run off to Biafra...
 
2012-04-22 10:22:40 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Not impressed
 
2012-04-23 10:56:44 AM  
came for free hat, leaving satisfied
 
2012-04-23 01:30:19 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-04-23 03:02:56 PM  
Wa... has the filter aged so?

Jello boy? Anyone? Anyone? Buller?
 
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