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(Broward/Palm Beach New Times)   Everything you need to know about Mitt Romney can be summed up by this article detailing his stint with Bain Capital   (browardpalmbeach.com) divider line 373
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2012-04-22 10:13:45 PM
ox45tallboy: tenpoundsofcheese: where did the last 5,000,000,000,000 go? anyone know?
Happened in the last 3 years.

Your eyes are in your head. When your head is up your arse, so are your eyes, and you aren't able to see signs like this all over the country:

[www.cornelldemocrats.org image 325x301]


Yeah, money that should be spent blowing up bridges in Afghanistan.
 
2012-04-22 11:50:25 PM
o5iiawah: If being in a union is your thing, fine. It should be your choice to join one just as it should be my choice not to join one - Just realize that if you are in one of these mega-unions, your dues money is being pissed away to make bosses fat

Ah, the old "somewhere, someone is making more than you" scaremongering. Divide and conquer BS. The bottom line of union membership is not some union boss's paycheck, it's your paycheck. And union members make more, even after paying that fatcat's salary and buying a million Democratic campaign commercials with their union dues. (The studies have been done, look them up.) I'm not a blind union supporter, but these "mega-unions" must be doing right by their workers if they're not all looking to decertify. They wouldn't be "mega-unions" if they weren't.
 
2012-04-22 11:55:28 PM
Bill Murray said I was weird: Wow, tenpoundsoffeces AND randomcutandrun - two of Fark's lou dest hatemongers going out of their way to promote their worship of a man who admitted he enjoys firing people (and seeing them out of work) and doesn't care one iota about poor people, and then go and attempt to project themselves as 100% nonbiased and nonpartisan. I don't know if that's more sad or pathetic. Then again, the latter of the two has a history of hoping those that disagree with him die in terrorist attacks, so it isn't surprising at least.

They enjoy fistf*cking too, as long as there's a mirror in front of them so they can see the expression on their faces.
 
2012-04-22 11:57:12 PM
This article should be required reading for any GOP/GOP leaning voter.

If you read TFA and still say with a straight face that Romney is the man for the job, you need to be stripped of your voter card. I'm not saying that Obama is the end all, be all - hell, he's let me down a lot as a voter. But does anyone really think Romney won't be just like the guy in TFA?
 
2012-04-23 12:23:53 AM
thamike: verbaltoxin: All I know is that buy singling out Farkers and zapping them with the ignore button, I am getting a 5,500% return out of the ignore feature.

How does one buy Farkers?


BIE or WIE, depending on which side of the plate you're on.
 
2012-04-23 01:16:08 AM
tenpoundsofcheese: Zombalupagus: [i.imgur.com image 562x449]

If you don't like Obama, then this is the dirtbag you end up with.

you do know that that is not real, right?


Doesn't really change my opinion of him. I actually assumed it was fake from the start but have never seen any evidence one way or another. And it's funny either way.

As for the real Romney, he's not so amusing.
 
2012-04-23 01:43:30 AM
I've worked for corporations like this. Those that run them are soulless miserable people that will stop at nothing to take what they can...they get very creative at stealing the bread out of your mouth and patting you on the back at the same time. This is what has made America go down...these people do not give a shiat about their customers, their employees or their reputation...only their bank account. There is a special place in hell waiting for them and I think they know that.
 
2012-04-23 01:45:26 AM
Zombalupagus: As for the real Romney, he's not so amusing.

What do you mean? He changes positions more often than Tawney Peaks in a gangbang scene, he tries to identify with athletes and race car drivers by saying he is friends with their owners, he drives a Canadian car to show how much he loves the American auto industry, and he's putting in an elevator for his freakin' car.

And that thing about his dog is comedy gold.

Amusing?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-04-23 01:47:24 AM
ijit: I've worked for corporations like this. Those that run them are soulless miserable people that will stop at nothing to take what they can...they get very creative at stealing the bread out of your mouth and patting you on the back at the same time. This is what has made America go down...these people do not give a shiat about their customers, their employees or their reputation...only their bank account. There is a special place in hell waiting for them and I think they know that.

I'm an atheist, and therefore do not believe in hell. I demand justice now.
 
2012-04-23 02:34:14 AM
o5iiawah: trotsky: I love the shills with the Union Derangement Syndrome. Yes, Unions are the cause. A bunch of workers who organized a collective for evil stuff like living wages, decent working conditions and benefits. Evil mother farkers intent on destroying the American dream.

The worst part is that the morons really believe this and will vote for this worm, smiling as he ships their job the Mexico.

If only union bosses actually pushed for things like benefits, wage, working conditions and pension. There would be far less need to extract duespayer money to contribute to political campaign contributions, global warming initiatives and one-world-worker programs.

It all sounds good and fine until your union bosses start funneling your money to political movements bent on the elimination of your job. Dont believe me? Ask the coalworkers union how they feel about the EPA and the AFL-CIO funneling millions to the Obama re-election.


Guess how I know you've never been in a union?

A few facts:
1) the amount of money the national organization brings in is directly based on the number of dues-paying members in each local, and their average salary for top-of-scale workers. So there is a direct financial incentive to be maximally focused on securing the best possible benefits for their members, in the long term.

2) maybe in the bad old days things were done differently, but I have never spoken to any union official who isn't desperate to get more members to attend meetings and fill leadership roles. 90% of the work is done by 10% of the people. I heard one guy ask, really, how can I get that other 5% involved?

3) I can't speak to the particulars of some of the issues you raised (and I'm betting neither can you, past the talking points...). But what you say brings up a couple of real issues that everyone (and labor in particular is having to deal with):
a). Since we have a constant influx of new hires coming in, we have to represent the needs not just of the topped out guys 2 years from retirement, but the new guy looking to do a job for the next 30-40 years. Plus all the retirees. Contrast that with the business world; where the focused has moved from annual profits to quarterly statements, and long fark planning is anything over 5 years away, because everyone at the top plans on being safely elsewhere by then. We workers simply cannot compress our lives in the same way. So more and more we find ourselves being the ones advocating in favor of restraint and an eye to the future, while upper management is happy to burn the place down around them for the insurance money.

The mythos of the greedy union parasites gnawing at the bowels of successful businesses until they weaken? and die? A lie, from the same propagandists that convinced half the country that a decorated veteran was a war criminal, while a Fortunate Son who went AWOL while defending Texas from Charlie was a Real American Hero.

Reality is that for the workers, their whole livelihood is based on a single company. Where as to the Investor Class, that same company is just a bullet point in the annual report, holding a fraction of their net worth. Who really has the most to lose in that situation, and therefore is the most motivated to see the company succeed?


b) even in a relatively small union local, the hardest decisions a leader has to make whether to fight a decision that hurts one of our members but benefits another. In that case, we try to look at the precedents that are being set for the future. If one of our members takes a short-term hit so that ten of our members see a long-term benefit, we have to conclude that the change is better for our membership over-all, and so we can't justify spending limited resources to fight against a net benefit to our members. It can be a really tough call: how much of a.gain/loss are we talking about, and how does it position us for the future?

Now that's in a 100+ person local in a smaller national union. I can't imagine the delicate balancing acts that juggling a coalition of millions of workers in hundreds of trades must require. Nor the look to the future. But take the united world.workers projects, from what little I know, the primary goal is to help workers in other countries organize for better pay and working conditions, which is an major farking key to revitalizing our own economy. The minute we stop having entire farking countries providing scab labor is the day the Americaqn economy goes into hyperdrive. As for the coal? I would venture to guess that the AFL-CIO believes a transition to sustainable energy sources will provide more, better jobs for union members than getting in a tunnel-digging contest with Chinese orphans.

But the truth is that the modern GOP is so poisonous to organized labor that Obama could probably every member's right kidney on eBay and STILL be the friendlier option for us. Sweet Jesus, remember (recall!) Wisconsin? Those farkers aren't just happy with unilaterally breaking a contract they freely entered, just because they changed their mind midstream. (Try that shiat with your bank & your mortgage, btw...). No, even that wasn't enough for those greedy cocksuckers. They wanted to take away our very rights to organize! The right our forefathers matched in the streets, stood on picket lines, and sometimes got their heads clubbed in by Pinkertons and company men to protect! fark that, and fark them. Obama could fire me himself, tomorrow, and I'd still vote for his ass over the guy who made billions by farking the middle class coming and going, backed by an entire political party that doesn't seem to expect America to exist after 2020.

/holy shiat this is a long post. Sorry, guys.
 
2012-04-23 02:55:18 AM
werekoala: /holy shiat this is a long post. Sorry, guys.

Good one, though. You're now faved in green. Hope you like green.
 
2012-04-23 03:13:11 AM
For werekoala:

i.imgur.com

Also: gloriously eye-searing Cyan1.
 
2012-04-23 04:02:43 AM
 
2012-04-23 09:29:22 AM
werekoala:

Nice.
 
2012-04-23 10:24:23 AM
You gotta love the biased hit pieces that try to paint their bullshiat as fact. "Everything was great, we were getting big fat union checks, and then Bain came in and ruined everything." This is the early to mid 90s. Anybody believing this shiat should take a history lesson. Bain was the only chance for this place. The majority of unionized steel mills in the US went out of business during this time period because of a massive influx of cheap, foreign steel from Asia. About the only thing you can really "blame" Bain for is that they were good at covering their own asses, and made sure if GS failed, they didn't take a loss from it.
 
2012-04-23 10:48:20 AM
I guess they didn't like MY submitted headline: Mitt Romney; and American Parasite.

I think I submitted this one Thursday...
 
2012-04-23 01:15:08 PM
Wow, thanks for the kudos, folks.

Makes me feel as though the half hour I spent ignoring my family, fingers angrily stabbing my phone screen, was not in vain! :)

I have returned the favor(itting), you are now all o.k. (orange-kolored) in my book.
 
2012-04-23 01:37:54 PM
EWreckedSean: You gotta love the biased hit pieces that try to paint their bullshiat as fact. "Everything was great, we were getting big fat union checks, and then Bain came in and ruined everything." This is the early to mid 90s. Anybody believing this shiat should take a history lesson. Bain was the only chance for this place. The majority of unionized steel mills in the US went out of business during this time period because of a massive influx of cheap, foreign steel from Asia. About the only thing you can really "blame" Bain for is that they were good at covering their own asses, and made sure if GS failed, they didn't take a loss from it.

They mostly got bought by groups like bane. In the article it mentions 6 of them bain bought and rolled up into one. then farked until it died from it.

Then the market got his with some nice trade wars.

Bain was not a chance for anyone, except its own.

But like them you can just keep ficking things up until the point is dead too.
 
2012-04-23 06:23:36 PM
The Why Not Guy: Best part?

[farm8.staticflickr.com image 300x304]


keepingitrad.com


HIGHWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE
RIDE INTO THE DANGER ZONE


/high five
 
2012-04-23 08:38:11 PM
werekoala: o5iiawah: trotsky: I love the shills with the Union Derangement Syndrome. Yes, Unions are the cause. A bunch of workers who organized a collective for evil stuff like living wages, decent working conditions and benefits. Evil mother farkers intent on destroying the American dream.

The worst part is that the morons really believe this and will vote for this worm, smiling as he ships their job the Mexico.

If only union bosses actually pushed for things like benefits, wage, working conditions and pension. There would be far less need to extract duespayer money to contribute to political campaign contributions, global warming initiatives and one-world-worker programs.

It all sounds good and fine until your union bosses start funneling your money to political movements bent on the elimination of your job. Dont believe me? Ask the coalworkers union how they feel about the EPA and the AFL-CIO funneling millions to the Obama re-election.

Guess how I know you've never been in a union?


I have family members in Unions. I have friends in Unions. i've worked along side other union workers. if being in a union is all that qualifies me to give my opinion of them them I guess it is null and void. I didn't have to fight in WWII to know what happened. Really, I dont have a problem with them but their duespayers are being fed bologna and being told it is steak.

Your talking points are ones I hear pretty often extolling the virtues of collective bargaining. Gee, More money! who wouldn't want that? Your side will spout semi-truths about Union workers making more than RTW workers which while somewhat true is more or less false given the low cost of living in RTW states. Union workers, in their quest for artificially high wages dont really affect the business owner much aside from him having to jack up the cost of his goods and services to pass onto customers. Those customers, more often than not Union members in other trades perhaps, take their high wages and patronize businesses with inflated prices.

In other words, you can have your $70k in NY, I'll take my $50k in SC. Who is going to enjoy a better quality of life? Well that depends. Ever order a beer in Manhattan? It is trucked in by a Teamster, unloaded by union laborer at the distributor, delivered locally by a union truck driver and served more than likely by someone with the SEIU. That $2.50 beer in Charleston just became $7.

Regarding point B, This proves my point to a T. Regardless of the size of the shop, the leader/boss has to make decisions which will likely ruffle a few feathers or not be in the best interests of some. Among the 15 guys with whom i work, we all have vastly different professional aspirations and desires when it comes to our jobs. As a dude who sees well, i could give a rip if my company decided to cut benefits for vision. It might be in the interest of the next guy but I'll let him fight that battle if he so chooses.

With all your passion and dedication for your union, please explain to me why compulsion is necessary when it comes to organized labor? The GOP assault on Unions is really an assault on Union bosses who have claimed the right to intimidate, coerce and threaten individuals who dont want to be in the union, step out of line or who choose not to hire union labor. 40 years ago Union membership was 30% of the private workforce. Today it is around 7%. Think the bosses are feeling the squeeze?

If Union workers are paid better, have better benefits and enjoy better working conditions then wont any sensible individual join the union on his own free will?

If Union labor is safer, more efficient and better trained than non-union labor then why would any sensible business owner hire non-union labor?
 
2012-04-23 10:13:10 PM
quatchi: werekoala: /holy shiat this is a long post. Sorry, guys.

Good one, though. You're now faved in green. Hope you like green.


Late to the party, but you are a nice medium red shads, favorited as "The Voice of the Worker".

Very nice post.
 
2012-04-23 11:29:33 PM
Why does o5iiawah hate his family and friends?

He must want them to be slaves to the all holy Managers.
 
2012-04-24 11:50:25 AM
o5iiawah: If Union labor is safer, more efficient and better trained than non-union labor then why would any sensible business owner hire non-union labor?

Link

Because many business owners are scum?

Had a non-union mine and got 29 people killed by flouting every rule in the book.
 
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