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2012-04-22 04:18:10 AM

CthulhuCalling: doglover: She-Hulk is like the shiattiest character in Marvel vs Capcom. Thus, what could be a cool story is actually just a shiatty one now because of the association.

Now, if she had gone Morrigan Mode, we'd have a story... and a lot more cleavage.... and them little bat wings on her head. What are those anyway? Are they decorative? Are they wings? Ears? Seriously, what in ever loving fark are they?

I had no idea what you were talking about until I realized that you weren't talking about the Dragon Age Morrigan.


fc00.deviantart.net
 
2012-04-22 04:31:53 AM
The woman - not someone to meekly let an alleged creep get away with it - shouted out what he was doing, but no one stepped in to help. She said one male passenger even shrugged.

lol.

"OH MY GOD EVERYONE THIS PERVERT IS POUNDING OFF IN FRONT OF ME!"
"meh"
 
2012-04-22 04:39:07 AM

SoxSweepAgain: 9-0, 15-9.

Done with the Valentine Sox.

They suck.


It was so bad you couldn't stop watching....

And I'm not a fan of either team...well especially not the Yankees.
 
2012-04-22 05:06:36 AM
That guy had to be extremely weak.
 
2012-04-22 05:11:34 AM

Howlin Mad Murphy: That guy had to be extremely weak.


Clearly he does not masturbate enough.
 
2012-04-22 05:29:16 AM
"Oh my gawd, he's playing with his teeny tiny pecker!"

That way, fellow passengers will at least laugh.
 
2012-04-22 05:29:48 AM
How am I the first one to notice this?
The anonymous woman:
multimedia.heraldinteractive.com

Kari from mythbusters:
www.geekmom.com
The guy was... BUSTED!
 
2012-04-22 05:31:49 AM
She has sh*t in her nose. Ewwwwwww ;)
 
2012-04-22 05:40:03 AM

RidersOfLohan: This is a good lesson. You should always attempt to capture criminals yourself. Nothing ever bad comes of it.

except for that guy killed in front of his two sons.


Flashers, generally, are cowards. Their M.O. depends on adults acting like children -- shrieking and running away from the scary little worm. The best way to handle cope with a flasher is to stand your ground, point, and laugh. Then/Or dole out a serious cockpunch.
 
2012-04-22 05:55:18 AM

sparkeyjames: She requested anonymity so what do they do. Post her picture and a video.
But she'll still be so anonymous because she's wearing sunglasses and they didn't print her name.

::rolleyes::


She requested anonymity, but what did she do? She texted a local TV news station and invited them to interview her, hoping they'd post her video (with a screencap to accompany the text version) so she could post the link on FB, which she thinks only her vewwy bestest friends and close family members have access to, not realizing that the ensuing thread would include just six "Gurl ur awesome!" posts, and 97 "Um ... you've got a ... thing hanging there. Didn't they offer you a Kleenex?" posts from confused, embarrassed relatives.

::rolleyes::
 
2012-04-22 06:11:20 AM

Coming on a Bicycle: Wow, she prevented a real crime! A real, real, eh.. violent? no, financial? no, eh.. some eh.. crime, she prevented. Or something. A guy with his penis hanging out. Well, anyway, what a heroine!


You're.... supporting the dude??? No. Fking. Way.

/floored
 
2012-04-22 06:23:24 AM

MadAzza: sparkeyjames: She requested anonymity so what do they do. Post her picture and a video.
But she'll still be so anonymous because she's wearing sunglasses and they didn't print her name.

::rolleyes::

She requested anonymity, but what did she do? She texted a local TV news station and invited them to interview her, hoping they'd post her video (with a screencap to accompany the text version) so she could post the link on FB, which she thinks only her vewwy bestest friends and close family members have access to, not realizing that the ensuing thread would include just six "Gurl ur awesome!" posts, and 97 "Um ... you've got a ... thing hanging there. Didn't they offer you a Kleenex?" posts from confused, embarrassed relatives.

::rolleyes::


lol, so true!
 
2012-04-22 06:24:37 AM

Atomic Spunk: So women will spend a lot of time and money to make themselves look attractive, but when a man demonstrates to her how attractive he finds her, she flips out and calls the cops.


He didn't. He didn't see 'her'. He saw an object. She could have been anybody. He had no discretion, and the important part is that he did it without her desire.

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Loucifer: Never mess with a redhead. If you're going to get all subway creepy, go for an Asian lady. They're too polite to make a scene. At least, that's what I am led to believe by a number of short documentary films I have seen on the subject.


It was an Asian-American chick who took that cell phone video a couple years ago to embarass and catch a subway pervert. He wouldn't stop. She took care of it herself. He may have gotten off by being on the news. Doesn't matter, he was officially caught.

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Skr: I wonder why none of the other guys on the train did anything. She looks decent enough to attract a white knight or two.


/I always thought that She-Hulk would make an awesome Midol spokeslady.

1) You raise a very good point, which in 50 comments (I'll pull up the second page now) STILL nhas not been dealt with, discussed, or even tackled. All I see, first 50 comments, is an attempt to start up a rehead thread (ie treating women like objects), discussions about how unattractive her nose ring is (ie treating a woman like an object by focusing on something unimportant), and lame discussions about stereotypical redhead behavior (again, treating a woman like an object instead of flesh and blood).

2) The implication that a woman has to be attractive in order to receive assistance is disturbing. The deeper implication that this woman could take care of herself, therefore she is not worthy of assisting is food for thought... but I have a feeling she would not have received help even if she were a mouse, meek and mild.

Why did no other dude (we'll leave women out for a moment) say, 'Hey dude, not cool', chill?

Is it a homosexual-homophobe thing? where, if you tell a dude to stop, it means you were looking in the first place, therefore you're a homo?

Or something else?

/just thinking about the recent 'sit your whore ass down!' video, with the dude yelling at the asian chick with no panties using the back pole to twirl around on
 
2012-04-22 06:24:52 AM
She should be glad he was merely a flasher rather than someone who would be willing to beat the shiat out of her before the cops got there. Of course, there's always the possibility that he is telling the truth and she is simply a biatch. Usually people who are "constantly harassed in the streets" are looking for grief where there was none meant.
 
2012-04-22 06:25:49 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Coming on a Bicycle: Wow, she prevented a real crime! A real, real, eh.. violent? no, financial? no, eh.. some eh.. crime, she prevented. Or something. A guy with his penis hanging out. Well, anyway, what a heroine!

You're.... supporting the dude??? No. Fking. Way.

/floored


I'm not supporting the dude, dude. I'm just saying that the 'heroine' in question is probably an oversensitive shrew and her actions not so farking heroic really. Is it a crime to masturbate in public ? Probably. Would I personally care ? So long as he doesn't jizz on me - nah.

/And yes, I have children.
 
2012-04-22 06:26:58 AM

blacksharpiemarker: Considering this is Fark, I'm surprised we weren't pleasantly graced with this "hot redhead":

[amazingdata.com image 300x394]


The last time I saw her photo up here, the dude who put it up said that (to paraphrase) she owned several businesses, including two strip clubs, was a community pillar, and was sweet. What is the true story of the photo? If the above is true, is she wearing the shirt unironically?
 
2012-04-22 06:30:38 AM
So, men are expected to jump in, and solve womens problems because they expect them to? Uh-huh. Tell me more.
 
2012-04-22 06:32:27 AM
of course train guy had to manually manipulate himself. does Ms. Delusional really think her nose snot ornament is an attractive embellishment?
 
2012-04-22 06:38:55 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Atomic Spunk: So women will spend a lot of time and money to make themselves look attractive, but when a man demonstrates to her how attractive he finds her, she flips out and calls the cops.

He didn't. He didn't see 'her'. He saw an object. She could have been anybody. He had no discretion, and the important part is that he did it without her desire.


You don't really "get" jokes, do you?
 
2012-04-22 06:49:44 AM
Will those holes ever heal up, or has this otherwise very attractive woman permanently mutilated her face?
 
2012-04-22 06:52:12 AM
Fake fake fake.

She's not a real redhead. She's a bottle redhead. Look at her brown roots

multimedia.heraldinteractive.com

I bet the penis the guy showed her wasn't even real either.
 
2012-04-22 06:56:05 AM

Diogenes The Cynic: So, men are expected to jump in, and solve womens problems because they expect them to? Uh-huh. Tell me more.


Exactly! Why should the men jump to her rescued from a perv?
After all, she is a modern independent woman, so deal with the perv herself
Women should follow her example and don't expect chivalry from men anymore..
 
2012-04-22 06:57:20 AM

Diogenes The Cynic: So, men are expected to jump in, and solve womens problems because they expect them to? Uh-huh. Tell me more.


Yeah, fark that. That train has left the station.

/train
 
2012-04-22 06:59:34 AM

browntimmy: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Atomic Spunk: So women will spend a lot of time and money to make themselves look attractive, but when a man demonstrates to her how attractive he finds her, she flips out and calls the cops.

He didn't. He didn't see 'her'. He saw an object. She could have been anybody. He had no discretion, and the important part is that he did it without her desire.


You don't really "get" jokes, do you?


No. Especially not here.

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Coming on a Bicycle: I'm not supporting the dude, dude. I'm just saying that the 'heroine' in question is probably an oversensitive shrew and her actions not so farking heroic really. Is it a crime to masturbate in public ? Probably. Would I personally care ? So long as he doesn't jizz on me - nah.
/And yes, I have children.


Ah. You are Amber Lamps. That's cool.

She did care, though. He needed to exercise control and stop when told. He didn't. He wasn't cool about it, he wasn't chilvarous about it, and in the end he couldn't even be honest about it. If he were minding his own business, too, that'd be different, but he wasn't. He was intentionally 'invading' her sense of space and privacy. What he did was cousin to talking loudly on one's cell phone or texting brightly while in a movie theatre. He wasn't being courteous, someone needed to tell him to chill.

Dudes weren't going to do it, for any number of reasons (I still think the 'homophobia' theory works best). She had to do it herself.

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Terrydatroll: She should be glad he was merely a flasher rather than someone who would be willing to beat the shiat out of her before the cops got there. Of course, there's always the possibility that he is telling the truth and she is simply a biatch. Usually people who are "constantly harassed in the streets" are looking for grief where there was none meant.


Usually, yes, and usually I'd agree with you... except this is masturbation on public transportation, and there are enough stories out there about how real the problem is of dudes getting off on making women uncomfortable, as a sexually release, to think she's not one of those looking for grief where none is meant.
 
2012-04-22 07:00:51 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Why did no other dude (we'll leave women out for a moment) say, 'Hey dude, not cool', chill?

Is it a homosexual-homophobe thing? where, if you tell a dude to stop, it means you were looking in the first place, therefore you're a homo?


So basically despite your "englightened" language and points, your post boils down to "why didn't you guys help? What are you, gay?" Nice. Why exactly should we "leave women out for a moment"?
 
2012-04-22 07:05:34 AM

Crudbucket: You might not be able to tell, but he's masturbating right in this picture.


Here's a sketch about wanking in the office. It's very funny.
 
2012-04-22 07:05:42 AM

Skr: I wonder why none of the other guys on the train did anything. She looks decent enough to attract a white knight or two.


I'd help her out, by showing her a nicer penis to take her mind off the shriveled little thing the crazy guy showed her.

What? It's not mine. I just carry around a picture of a nice penis in my wallet. Just for cases like this.
 
2012-04-22 07:05:55 AM
Hate those kind of nose piercings...They constantly make me do this 'what's hanging out of her nose' doubletakes, even if I see the person often.
 
2012-04-22 07:06:33 AM

WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: Diogenes The Cynic: So, men are expected to jump in, and solve womens problems because they expect them to? Uh-huh. Tell me more.

Exactly! Why should the men jump to her rescued from a perv?
After all, she is a modern independent woman, so deal with the perv herself
Women should follow her example and don't expect chivalry from men anymore..


What's the difference between a troll on fark and a trolling in real life?

In real life, you can usually tell by the smell.
 
2012-04-22 07:09:26 AM

itsdan: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Why did no other dude (we'll leave women out for a moment) say, 'Hey dude, not cool', chill?

Is it a homosexual-homophobe thing? where, if you tell a dude to stop, it means you were looking in the first place, therefore you're a homo?

So basically despite your "englightened" language and points, your post boils down to "why didn't you guys help? What are you, gay?" Nice. Why exactly should we "leave women out for a moment"?


Except it is true for straight dudes, isn't it? Fear of the homo taint replaces fear of girl cooties at some point. Women do want equality, and I get annoyed when biatches want to be treated as princesses at equal pay, too. But subway dude jerking off is about everyone's comfort level. America ain't as bad as Japan (pity the poor Japanese woman), but damn, fools still need to show some restraint. If you can't show restraint, you need to be shown the door. She did it herself, and I'm thinking she's less pissed about no one doing it before her (like, a woman expecting a man to do work for her) than about no one backing her up. No one chimed in 'hey dude, the lady said stop'. No man backed her up. Not to rescue her, and not as an equal either.

biatches should back her up, too. But subway etiquette says, no matter what happens, remain in your own private cell? Never interfere, never interject, never get involved? Okay.
 
2012-04-22 07:09:42 AM

Pert: Crudbucket: You might not be able to tell, but he's masturbating right in this picture.

Here's a sketch about wanking in the office. It's very funny.


Haha I love it.
 
2012-04-22 07:13:47 AM
team ERA of 6.68. last place in MLB by a run and a half. jesus.
 
2012-04-22 07:25:42 AM

BurnShrike: Fake fake fake.

She's not a real redhead. She's a bottle redhead. Look at her brown roots

[multimedia.heraldinteractive.com image 315x275]

I bet the penis the guy showed her wasn't even real either.


If that is fake Bottle red, I want to know what brand and shade she uses so I can force any girl I date to use it. Who am I kidding I want to use it on my sex doll... Don't get to date girls
 
2012-04-22 07:29:25 AM

wademh: WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: Diogenes The Cynic: So, men are expected to jump in, and solve womens problems because they expect them to? Uh-huh. Tell me more.

Exactly! Why should the men jump to her rescued from a perv?
After all, she is a modern independent woman, so deal with the perv herself
Women should follow her example and don't expect chivalry from men anymore..

What's the difference between a troll on fark and a trolling in real life?

In real life, you can usually tell by the smell.


Not a troll. I used to live near an accident prone intersection before cell phones were a thing. I got used to regularly calling the ambulance off of our cordless. I'm a gallon donor at my local blood bank, and I've pulled an unconscious man from the sun to feed him water. Been volunteering with sick people for a few years now too.

But no way in hell am I going to get involved in some public disturbance that could be a lovers quarrel for all I know. I'll save that white-knighting crap for the naive.
 
2012-04-22 07:29:47 AM
The 1970's called and they want their Aviator Sunglasses back. I think I've seen those shades for sale on an infomercial.
 
2012-04-22 07:47:09 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: browntimmy: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Atomic Spunk: So women will spend a lot of time and money to make themselves look attractive, but when a man demonstrates to her how attractive he finds her, she flips out and calls the cops.

He didn't. He didn't see 'her'. He saw an object. She could have been anybody. He had no discretion, and the important part is that he did it without her desire.


You don't really "get" jokes, do you?

No. Especially not here.


I'm willing to bet you've enjoyed a lot of "inappropriate" humor about other subjects. Guess what, all those jokes offended somebody. Get off your high horse.
 
2012-04-22 07:53:15 AM
If she had a Taser, she could have sterilized him and kept him from breeding.

I'm not surprised in the least that a bunch of mass-holes didn't stand up to help this young lady, on average a mass-hole won't do anything to help anybody else.

www.washingtonpost.com
 
2012-04-22 08:01:56 AM

CUZN_Ovoids: I'm not surprised in the least that a bunch of mass-holes didn't stand up to help this young lady, on average a mass-hole won't do anything to help anybody else.


That's probably not the best example, he did a lot to help people when he was still a 'mass-hole', he didn't start this new crap until he left.
 
2012-04-22 08:06:50 AM
I don't live in a big city with subways, so I have a few questions:

First-- no cops on the subways? Why the heck not?

Are there at least CCTV cameras to record incidents like this to make it easier to prosecute?

These days is it still dangerous to ride the subway at night?

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I can kind of see the other guys in the car not wanting to get involved. They're probably physically/mentally tired after a day's work, and getting involved just might end up with a multi hour visit to the police station and several months of court B.S. Or they could possibly end up with an assault charge if things turn out wrong. Or the perp could be tougher than he looks and you could get your ass kicked. Or maybe you could get stabbed.

If the perp actually starts assaulting the lady.... That's a whole other situation.
 
2012-04-22 08:08:24 AM
She hulk?
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2012-04-22 08:08:30 AM
the word "BostoN" equates with R"ape In my mind. but not yourse. this is cause i know more. than u.
 
2012-04-22 08:22:32 AM

Skr: I wonder why none of the other guys on the train did anything. She looks decent enough to attract a white knight or two.


/I always thought that She-Hulk would make an awesome Midol spokeslady.


I dont know what it is lately but I got stiffed with a bar tab this weekend. People just don't seem to want to stand up for anyone or themselves anymore. Glad this chick said "no you are not getting away with this"

We seem to keep rewarding bad behavior rather than letting someone get the smack down they deserve.

/redhead
//hotness to be determined
///gym in 26 min.
 
2012-04-22 08:23:18 AM
nosering?
 
2012-04-22 08:43:41 AM

Coastalgrl: Skr: I wonder why none of the other guys on the train did anything. She looks decent enough to attract a white knight or two.


/I always thought that She-Hulk would make an awesome Midol spokeslady.

I dont know what it is lately but I got stiffed with a bar tab this weekend. People just don't seem to want to stand up for anyone or themselves anymore. Glad this chick said "no you are not getting away with this"

We seem to keep rewarding bad behavior rather than letting someone get the smack down they deserve.

/redhead
//hotness to be determined
///gym in 26 min.


Hmmmm...7 or 8. Let your hair down properly for that "Amy Pond" look and a solid 8, imho...

/ Kudos for posting photos of yourself and allowing us to judge you. I don't.
/ I'm podgy. Dunno how girls rate guys, but I'm guessing a 4, tops.
 
2012-04-22 08:43:45 AM
Nobody galloped to the rescue? And you are complaining?

Equality is what you demanded. This is what you burned your bras for. Reap it, but quietly.
 
2012-04-22 08:49:16 AM
B-line? Not surprised by the pervs, or the lack of balls on the part of BU students and/or Allston-Brighton hipsters.
 
2012-04-22 08:51:44 AM

gerbilpox: Hot indeed, but I hate that kind of nose ring. Through one side is fine, but through the middle looks too much like this:


The dangley ones may look like boogers, but the side-ones look like zits.
 
2012-04-22 08:52:25 AM

Loucifer: They're too polite to make a scene. At least, that's what I am led to believe by a number of short documentary films I have seen on the subject.


That you have never quite seen the end of?
 
2012-04-22 08:59:04 AM

digitalpirate: Does this mean I have to stop shooting my forensic evidence on women riding the bus?


Not if you are using a camera to shoot it.
 
2012-04-22 09:01:49 AM
"...she went into "She-Hulk" mode to single-handedly collar a man who exposed himself...She said she held the man with one hand ..."

So nice of him to provide a convenient handle for her to single-handedly hold him in place... that written, he's clearly a dick.

//ouch
 
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